Malkin wants Republican Senators to take their Viagra
On Neil Cavuto's Fox News show yesterday, Michelle Malkin tried to appeal to Republicans', ah, base instincts in how they deal with the Obama economic-stimulus plan:
Malkin: I've heard from so many grassroots conservatives who have, ah, managed expectations but still, fairly high ones, that in the wake of the House Republican, uh, holding the line yesterday, that the Senate Republicans will stiffen up their spines and other parts of their body as well.
Cavuto: Careful, this is a family show.
Of course, Malkin views obstruction as their duty, so obviously impugning their virility should they stray seems the natural right-wing thing to do. And I'm sure it'll be very persuasive.
Just wondering, though: Does this mean Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe are excused?
Could we please have a progression of the last three Malkin freeze frames you've put up? I think we can predict what the next one will look like.
Classic Hissy expression again.
she has an uncanny ability to look and sound as shrill and crazy as she is...
There is always the best screen grabs of her (& others) on here...
She'd make you unstiffen faster than an inflatable sarah palin doll with the air let out.
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she's the original anti-viagra
Really - with her you'd need viagra.
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Has she gone entirely loony toones now?
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I actually met Mel Blank. Michelle Malkin is no Mel Blank.
Than you should know it's Blanc, like the mountain in Switzerland, where the Frankenstein critter hung out.
That's where I've seen that expression before:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWrCf7rAytc
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Sorry ys. I had the c up there first but edited it because I went to wikipedia to make sure. Evidently it was originally spelled with a k but he changed it when he was young.
I didn't really know him. I met him at a restaurant when I was 8 and he came up to me and whispered "What's up doc?" in my ear.
Good call on the video for her expression. Captures the stiffening and everything else.
I don't know if I'd trust Wikpedia but it makes sense.
Blank sounds rather blank, and Blanc more continental.
Ever seen this show?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mtrfrNIkg
She does the same thing.
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And Michelle Malkin is neither anarchic nor humorous. The expression on her face says it all: this woman is insane!
I think she's more an Animaniac.
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
"Will this cartoon be going out live?"
"No Homer, that's a terrible strain on the animator's wrists."
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Was she EVER anything else?
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......and another great C&L screencap!!
Freaks me out when Malkin talks.
Isn't she aware of the 5 century old "war on brown people" that white men
have been waging? The same people she promotes think she is a "gook"
and a "slut". I bet she has never been hungry, or cold, or lonely.
Give it time.
Give it time, like another 10 years when she really begins to age. Her ugly personality is beginning to show on her face, like it does on Mary Matlin and that other woman, Greta, that fawns over Sarah Palin.
its huge
i have yet to really hear the particulars about job creation
i am worrried that it just throws out money
obama and the dem congress cannot afford to fail
at least you aren't blindly supporting it. Kudos my friend. Here is some of the "job creation in action":
335 million for STD education..yup syphillus killed the economy
420 million to prepare for a flu outbreak that may never happen
100 million to get rid of lead paint in homes
50 million for arts
650 million to assist switch from analog to digital tv
200 million for new volcano monitors
600 million to study the climate
800 million for Amtrak
7.7 Billion to modify Fed buildings-and you know they aren't going to hir Joe Blow off the street to do it...this will be given to politically buddies.........
That's part that I've seen so far....not much, until you add it all up. The biggest part of the actual bill is tax cuts like Bush did.
Great list cc. makes you wonder. Several of those things I guarantee we would spend the money on anyway. Why put them on this bill? Like the 650 million for converter boxes. I'm sure that is a bloated program. Do them math and it buys more boxes than are needed, for TV's that will break in the next few years anyway due to their age.
50 million for arts? That's all?
Do you guys have the whole converter box thingy going on up in Canada?
the STD education...right up there with the condom cash that was eliminated after Pelosi gave an interview that showed she had no f'ing idea what she was talking about as usual.
I think those that support this bill, do so because their party does and for no other reason. It's a shitty bill. Full of nothing. Hey, there's tax cuts though. That worked well before.
Yes. That and the flu BS we would spend the money anyway.
What good is throwing 300+ million at STD education when the health care system is unapproachable for the most basic care?
The STD clinic is free, but nothing else is.
I'd like to see how this lines up to spending during the new deal. Everyday I use bridges and roads and parks that were built by the programs FDR funded. What will we have to show for this spending in 50 years? Old converter boxes and some condoms?
Finance is throwing vast amounts of money at problems using the trickle down theory. At each step, more money is skimmed off the top until there is none left.
the wpa gave jobs to artists and actors...created brilliant works
but this again looks like another spending bill...not a jobs creation bill
the right loves to rip the wpa, but it kept my grandparents with a home and food on their table
i really didnt want another spending bill
i think its time for the line item veto
i have looked at whitehouse.gov, scoured the internet tubes but--other than a couple questionable sources--i can't find any actual complete details of the "American Recovery and Reinvestment Plan"....
anyone know where i can see a breakdown?
but not sure now. The amounts I quoted were from an online video at CNN.
http://www.bargaineering.com/articles/america...
not sure how accurate it is though... really, the details should be on a govt site somewhere... (or, maybe they are and i am just munching)
from Dr. Sajay Gupta on CNN as well? I guess it beats standing in line at those socialized Canadian clinics.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
No clinics where I live. I phone doctor, then go see him. Done. Not sure but only major cities have clinics. That was part of the Mike Harris conservative idea of making our healthcare partially private to look more like the US......
And if you don't look at all sides of every argument, you are being intellectually lazy and depending on a one sided point of view.
to the Igloo as you pointed out a while back. And I am open minded and not intellectually lazy. Why my criticism of the Canadian health care system came from Dr. Sanjay on CNN.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
of this igloo CC mentions...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K45UtvpGV_M
me-oww!
playing with his food with his college roomies.
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/skeet-shoot...
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
for my annual checkup on Monday, saw her Wed afternoon.
(Larger city in Eastern Canuckistan ... so its not some small town thing)
Don't believe Sanjaya's cr@p about our system, it another con on you guys...
I'm Boycotting NewsCorp! Heres what not to buy: http://www.cjr.org/resources/index.php?c=news...
about medicine I must give up all the HOPE my Kool Aid has induced.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Obama has to borrow it from the Chinese.
Too bad our kids and grandkids will have to pay it back.
Not cutting us off completely. But there is a difference between their current level of support and paying for a 1 Tr. financial bailout.
See, they don't think our kids and grandkids can pay that kind of cash back. Not after the housing is worthless, they're supporting their grandparents who's pensions went bust, or parents with no social security. Not with their dependence on college loans and car loans and two mortgages to pay for the rest. And, all that while working service jobs with no unions, since good manufacturing union jobs don't exist. See, every penny of the next two generations earning power (except for the very rich) is already accounted for.
Chinese financial editorials are a bit biting since TARP1.
We're spending 650 Million on TV? How about we use that money for um...homes and food?
Just saying...
NOBODY 2012
I'm certain it's not the first time Malkin pleaded for some guy to "stiffen up."
What a mutt.
LOL
and a little less teeth, she probably is willing to help.
because that sight is enough to make even a porn star lose it!
Butter face.
As in, "Hey, nice body ... BUT HER FACE!"
Coyote fugly?
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she is what we call a double bagger.
Bag on her head and one on your head...in case her's falls off.
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
How embarrassing if the two of you passed out and they found you like that.
I guess that's why drinking and dating go together so well,
You're both getting bagged.
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If you get that drunk...you ain't thinkin' about bags.
The 2 at 10 has already become a 10 at 2.
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
You forgot 4:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a141/napkin...
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suggest the defence budget has to be cut and foreign military bases scaled back during this economic crisis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU7kjM-YjzY
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Hummmmmmmmmmm. All that is needed here is a backdrop of the Washington Monument.
n/t
Viagra, viagra, viagra. Can't the bloody folks with the footed bathtubs get a joking reference in edge wise?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Since it really IS supposed to be about principle, lets see how many of these pundits recommend that the GOP refuse to use any of the stimulus package....
in Raising Arizona comes to mind.
"Well, Ms, Malkin. What's it gonna be. If'n I don't take my stimulus, how's my package gonna stiffen up? And If'n I stiffen up, how'm I gonna lie flat on the floor."
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
For the last thirty years the "publicans" have obstructed justice and legalities in this country. That is why this country is in such a mess. Now, the "pubes" are nothin' but "Boner-Heads" trying to cry and stay stiff. Well, they'll be stiff, rigimortis is about to set in. Ever since Flush Bimbo became their leader. The GOP IS DEAD MEN WALKING! Never forget HOW WE GOT INTO THIS MESS! ENOUGH! IT'S TIME TO BE RID OF THEM ALLLLLLLLL!
J.Comsmo
I'm tempted to agree with you. The question I've been asking lately is who will take their place? Will it be just the democratic party in the foreseeable future, with just one "winnable" choice on the ballots?
Does anybody want another party or are we satisfied enough with what we have?
or two or three would be a good thing. The fact that this is a two party system, doesn't leave much room for growth. Vermonters have a very active and involved "Progressive Party".
What Michelle said makes sense since Rush Limbaugh has already said he prepared to bend over and grab his cankles.
She is all kinds of crazy.
"While on Viagra, if you have an erection lasting more than four hours you may need to see your doctor, or Michelle Malkin, as this could be a sign of a serious side effect."
Given the choice of needle aspiration or seeing MM, I'd take the needle.
Ya sure o'that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0FDGnAIWpk
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Maybe this?
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/07/2...
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
they didnt provide new ideas....just the old, "lets cut taxes"
and pointing out the pork in the bill
alot of this bill i dont like...i hope the senate deals with it
the actual bill in layman's terms, but from what I've seen online everywhere it's discussed, the biggest part of this bill aside from throwing money around at nothing, are tax cuts. Read something like 30% of the amount are actually tax cuts. Did Bush get re-selected?
Hyperthyroidism! She is mayor of crazy-town.
Michelle Malkin proves that she is ill informed. Here's hoping the Republicans spend the next 200 years trying to re-create their brand. Obama still has a 70% approval rating which is still higher than their St. Ronnie and his piss down economics.
Wouldn't that be rather distracting? And what of all this going on as a result? Ewwww.
Think of the screen caps though!
me-oww!
No Curtilangus, the Democratic Party (incidentally, the oldest party in the American politico) wouldn't allow only themselves to rule, they'd invent another party...just so they could get beat by them. The "dems" are ok but not too swift on absolute power like the "pubes" were. But good riddence to the GOP, nothin' but bullies, theives,liars and crybabies. I know, I have them in my family. They still say Jesus(when He gets here in the year 2000(?)) is going to kill the democrats. Not too bright. BUT, NEVER FORGET: THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS DEAD!
JCosmo
Obama's special message to (gri)malkin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upvZdVK913I
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What is going on with her eyes? I'd ask about her brain but that's obvious.
it amazes me that you're not a congressman! You know so much about everything. How in the hell do you know this bill won't work? You're a righty mouthpiece, period. Republicans wet dreams are nothing but tax cuts, tax cuts, tax cuts. Which means, Mr. know-it-all that the revenue stream for this country is less, which is soooo good for the nation. We all see how well that's worked out. Until you are either elected or can get your head out of Rush's ass, no one cares what you think, you hockey puck.
Cause best I can tell he is pretty damned singular. And neither left or right but rather pointy headed.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Malkin's been poppin' up a lot lately. I guess FOX figures Rush shouldn't get all the attention so they trot out their craziest wing nuts to get themselves a piece of the pie. Unlike many on here I actually find her attractive physically but her behavior, words and ideas are so ugly.
Sounds like spanking and shagging time.
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nasty? Ask him if he like Pam Atlas poolside videos.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Who's Pam Atlas?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk07p1sRBoM
Man that is a GREAT Screen Shot of the lovely Michelle. Shows her true self.
Proof yet again that Fox News would be the only one to still allow Michelle Malkin talk time. It is sad that she has anything to do with anything. It's time we add her to the list of boycotts! Malkin is a nemesis for real people with real problems. I wonder if after this interview she broke bread with O'Reilly, Limbaugh, Beck and Kristol...
I am Frank Chow and I rule.
So (gri)malkin's admitting republican men are all flaccid?
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for a little Brownback action.
Liberal Flaccidism.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
She's a Muppet
Someone with a similar expression as hers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8aGlOj2VFo
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Is Bubba Clinton off-camera unzipping his fly?
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Although at first glance it would seem that some of the areas to which the money is being allocated has little to do with job creation, I remain open-minded until I hear in detail the exact purpose for which it is to be used, how it relates to job creation, and what controls will be established to monitor and evaluate how efficiently the money is being spent. I agree that $11 billion (the total amount of the list) is a lot of money. But I would argue that renovating Fed buildings, which makes up 2/3 of that amount, is directed towards infrastructure and is a proper use of the funds, notwithstanding your ad hominem argument. Anyway, I hope the era of no bid contracts ended on January 20th. And it is possible that some of the other areas of spending you mention may also lead to jobs creation. But, most importantly, although $11 billion is a lot of money, it represents only slightly more than 1% of the total amount, and is no more than the amount spent on the Iraq War by our nation for every month of every year since 2003. If you want to direct your outrage at a true waste of our national wealth, there it is. At least this money will be spent at home. There are a lot of groups with vested interests trying to influence public opinion with specious arguments to suit their own purposes.
She must be Batshit Crazy to ALWAYS have a look on her face like that. We had a guy like that where I grew up and he used to have these same expressions on his face, as he was throwing garbage at passing cars.
My post of 11:42 was meant to reply to Uncle Joe McCarthy at 10:07 and those who followed up his post with replies of their own.
why does anyone in the gop listen to malkin......
i thought they hate all brown skins.....shouldn't
the gop have malkin deported or sent to gito? lol lol
by the way, Michelle looks like she just saw the ghost of John Holmes in all his glory.
... That the Party of the KKK ( aka the GOP) are just using her as a shill?!?!?! No matter how much she says to agree with those Deceptacons, she'll ALWAYS be nothing more than a foreign ("fill-in-the-blank") like every other minority in their ranks!
She is to the GOP what Clayton Bigsby is to the KKK (see the name reference on The Chappelle Show) LOL!
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity--- BulletTooth Tony
Don't care about Malkin: Here's the real story.
Young Chuck bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I
have some bad news, the donkey died.'
Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Chuck said, 'Sure I can, watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked,
'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
Chuck now works as a consultant for Goldman Sachs, JPMorgan and the US Federal Reserve.
(source unknown)
what is the issue with her eyes? I can't watch the video, I don't do "terror". But the eyes? Is this plastic surgery gone wrong, or was that look of incredulity, elective?
and why doesn't anyone on Fox mention she is a furriner? Is it okay if their guest is demeaning their own race, or even whitey?
I have heard yet as to her expressions:
Surprised squirrel.
"Someday somebody related to some of these sufferers, these victims, these collaterally damaged souls, may try to kill you. And I have to tell you, I think you’ll have it coming." - Christopher Cooper
Malkin seems a bit stiff herself. Do people watch this stuff?
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-
I don't I can't handle any of it. We don't watch television at all though.
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She looks more like the poster child for Bipolar disorder. What a female cipher! Cross-eyed potty-mouth Malkin.
Cross-eyed potty mouth. Isn't that a song by Jethro Tull?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dYTQQ-D6hI
Best. Screen. Shot. Ever.
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Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it. Thank you Rodney Dangerfield.
"We will find fulfillment not in the goods that we have, but in the good we can do for each other."
Robert F. Kennedy
OMG!! - I can't stand it - that's wonderful! Thank you!
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I know why she looks like that,
ann colter is off-camera lifting her black cocktail dress to her waist.
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My god you people are sharp today! I can't stop laughing ...
Shame on Coulter - the tease ...
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The best part of these articles are the ridiculous stills of the malkadroid. She always look like a spastic street mime.
Someone throw this b**ch a quarter and tell her to go away.
http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c111:H....
Well, the lot of them could certainly use a stiff upper lip, the whiny little bast...
Is anyone absolutely sure that Malkin doesn't have a stiff one under that skirt? I'm NOT!!
Malkin ought to be on her knee's daily thanking whoever she believe's in for her parents receiving a Work Visa and her hiting the jackpot of being born here!
She could have been back in Subic Bay earning a living on her back or mouth, servicing the Fleet, when it pulls in!
Malkin is nothing but a Jackpot Baby, and always will be one!
OMG Malkin even looks like shes crazy...
Do you doubt it? This one went over the cliff long ago.
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OMG David, you've really done it now with this screen shot. Nearly spit out my drink! :)
As for what Malkin had to say, I think yuck...the last thing I'd want is to have a bunch of old Republican men running around with Boehners... :S
"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui
with a boner! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Nasty stuff indeed! :S
"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui
Deranged expressions to match the personality.
What is the deal with Malkin?
Jesus. I did a double take and almost spit out my coffee when I saw the still capture of that video.
Why is it that every still we see of her, she seems to have a deranged looking facial expression?
Is somebody secretly pulling out her toenails off camera?
need weenie?
Why does every picture of Milkin! look like someone opened the door to the toilet stall while she was in there taking a dump?
Does she really look like that..... She sounds crazy enough to!
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