From the people who brought you the Birthers: Obama is probably the Anti-Christ
The fine folks at WorldNetDaily -- the wingnut outfit that was the original source of most of the Birther conspiracy theories, and remains their most ardent defender -- has a new theory it wants to trot out for mainstream consumption:
Barack Obama is actually the anti-Christ. Jesus said so!
An American Christian has produced a brief film for YouTube that connects one statement by Jesus in the Gospel of Luke to President Barack Obama.
His 4-minute video focuses on the direct quote: "I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven." (Luke 10:18)
"When I started doing a little research, I found the Greek word for 'lightning' is 'astrape', and the Hebrew equivalent is 'Baraq,'" said YouTube contributor "ppsimmons," a self-described Christian with a theological education and many years in the ministry, who spoke to WND under condition of anonymity out of concern for members of his local church. "I thought that was fascinating."
As he continued looking into the rest of the words in the phrase, he focused on "heaven," and found that it can refer not just to God's dwelling place, but also "the heights" or "high places."
He then recalled Isaiah 14:14, where Lucifer, another name for Satan, is quoted as saying, "I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High."
"I wondered what the word 'heights' is," said ppsimmons, "and I looked it up in the dictionary, and it's 'Bamah.'"
Thus, on the video, the announcer notes, "If spoken by a Jewish rabbi today, influenced by the poetry of Isaiah, He (Jesus) would say these words in Hebrew ... 'I saw Satan as Baraq Ubamah.'"
Of course, both the "Christian" and WND then go to some pains to try to claim that they're not suggesting Obama is the anti-Christ. Which is sort of like saying you're not a racist after calling a black person the N-word.
I'm just waiting for Lou Dobbs to trot this one out and start mainstreaming it for public consumption. Or, more likely, Glenn Beck.
Does that mean that Tim Geitner is the Whore of Babylon?
Hmmm, maybe there's more to this superstitious nonsense than I thought.
Corruption favors the wealthy.
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"worldnetdaily" translates to rethug batshit crazy.
Also, last September, I started receiving junk emails from my cousin. Obama is the anti-christ. These people voted for Bushco, have shrines set up in their house to god, listen to Flush Turdballs and other nutjobs and were spitting mad a people who were on welfare, unemployment funds and others who received money to help with school.
I just deleted the rants. We have not spoken to them in two years.
"Let's talk dirty to the animals"
These folks are free of reality already. If they are harmless then so be it and on to important stuff!
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-
Its their lunatic fringe, they expose the gleaming wingnuts to the public in their rantings.
That and the C Street fundy hypocrites, even the more apathetic members of the public can watch and see the 'family values' people squirm as their stones are lifted, a glorious time to watch them implode.
Like Bill Maher said:
Idiots talking to idiots will begin to spread this BS like wildfire, just like they did with the Birther theory, Swiftboats, Whitewater, etc...
We have to crush this rhetoric early.
that Barack=Anti-christ...I laughed in her face...these people are absolute morons.
All of these people are dangerous lunatics. Their insanity is spreading. They are indistinguishable from the Muslim jihadists: both want to perish so that they can go to Paradise/Heaven/Pie-in-Sky. (Some don't even care if they find virgins or raisins when they get there.) They want martyrdom and/or the
RuptureRapture. Doesn't matter that the rest of us agree with Woody Allen: we don't mind dying, but we don't want to be there when it happens. Dangerous lunatics want it to happen. They will do anything they can to make it happen. They need to be shouted down, perhaps even locked up in loony bins."Respect for the rights of others is peace." --Benito Juarez
Sarah Palin's Rev. "The Witch Hunter" Muthee was the Anti-Christ:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwkb9_zB2Pg
"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn
..are the "anti-reason"-ists..
And their leaders are the fine people of Fixed Noise, Ex-intelilgence in Broadcasting, World Nut Daily, etc.
what's wrong with these F'ing morons?
don't they remember that the anti-christ
has already been memorialized in the movies
with the true historical facts?...lol...
the movies were called "THE OMEN" and
the anti-christ is WHITE !!! for god's
sake, it's a true life fact. don't they
go to the movies? it's even been on the
tv for all of these brain-dead miscreants.
these movies were made for the reichwingnuts
so they could get ready for ascending to
batsh*t heaven.
Too bad Jesus didn't use an Etch-a-sketch. There wouldn't be so much room for interpretation.
Sounds like it wasn't just Satan who was high.
and Budweiser is the devils nectar.
long enough through various translations of the Bible, you could probably come up with something that sounded sorta kinda like 'nonny' and 'mouse' that would prove to be relating to the fall of Jericho.
Wonder if you trawled through the Quran in the Arabic for something that sounded sorta kinda like 'George' and 'Bush' what that might be related to...?
Oo! Oo! I know, any Buddhists here know the Upanishads and the Vedas in the original Sanskrit? Betcha there's just LOADS of stuff in there that kinda sorta sounds like something related to something else...
Jeez, I love a good semantic wank as well as the next academic pedant, but this is just too silly for... well... words.
What if we play Obama's speeches backwards? I bet it sounds like playing Zepplin backwards. "unff unpow deliffer impo to hasin". Which roughly translates into "unff unpow deliffer impo to hasin".
I'm starting to understand.
is intended to be a factual statement
I used a search engine for : Obama yes we can backwards...
And, I'll be damned if it doesn't say something interesting.
I even used my Acid Pro music studio program and said the words backwards.
Straight up the same. Whenever Obama says 'Yes we can' the words, reversed, say 'Thank you Satan.'
I'm serious.
It's creepy.
It doesn't matter.
But, it's still creeeeepy.
It would be interesting if you had heard the same sound without the suggestion of its meaning. I did a Google search and watched one of the youtube videos about this. The author included additional sound from some of the speech as well. If you listen to the video without looking at how the author decoded it for him or herself, it is just noise. But if you look at the suggestion of the meaning of the sound with the words, your brain just makes it work.
Here is a pretty good example of that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyC1BrQd6g
Why would a Buddhist know either the Upanishads or the Vedas? Those are Hindu texts.
There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits
.... I knew that....
The devil made me do it.
LOL
I'll take what they're reading.
is intended to be a factual statement
If you read the book you would truly question were the bible came from, Buddhist yes they really study these old test not like the christian that excepts nothing but a English version that is translated from three dead languages as to the layers that they went through the ages. Remember if a christian says it it is a lie and hateful.
...paid $150 for it way back when I was a rich Microsoft temp and I wanted to translate the "Duel of the Trees" song from Star Wars Episode 1.
Here are a few excerpts, without the weird diacritical marks:
bhar: strengthen, increase
bhar-a: bearing, bestowing
bhara-ka: burden, load, mass, quantity
bhadra-ka: good
bhama: ray of light
ghura-ghura-ya: a rattle in the throat; snort
bhush: to spread over, live through, pass or spend time
(The George term obviously refers both to the pretzel incident and alleged use of cocaine.)
Catch! ;-)
got the hebrew wrong. "Heaven" in Hebrew is "shmayim" OOPSIE....
I had a witty post when I first starting listening to this but it's not worth it. This is just sad. We were the ones with sour grapes after the 2000 elections? They lose and Obama is not a citizen? they lose and Obama is the anti-christ? Poor poor pathetic people.
is intended to be a factual statement
Sadly, many people don't have a the cool and rational head needed to combat the everyday, extraordinary, and made up fears of life.
SORE. LOSERS. Again.
NOBODY 2012
Oh my God, Santa is an anagram of Satan, so Santa = Satan! And they're both red!
Wow, this religious stuff is easy, isn't it.
..12 degrees of seperation....
These Christian nuts have, if anything, a rich imagination (as well as mental illness)
These bible people are a sorry lot. I have to keep reminding myself, these whackos are free, walking the streets and (many) carrying a concealed weapon. That is a sobering thought. They also have a similar personality as those suicide bombers, blowing=up market squares.
and don't try to deny it!
"Barrack" means 'military quarters'.. which must mean he's planning to house our troops!
Funny how they never made these same connections over Ehud Barak, who's name really is Hebrew. (unlike Obama's which is an Arabic loan-word to Swahili meaning 'blessed'. Although I guess as a semitic language it might share a root with Hebrew barak)
the third amendment to the constitution of the USA.
me-oww!
Well, yes, of course. Reducto ad absurdum, it's the only place for this to end up.
By the way, has Godwin been invoked yet? That would make it a Perfect Circle of Wank.
There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits
Remembering that Hitler was 57 when he died, minus 12 years for his regime, puts him roughly at 45 years when he took power. Obama will be 48 in two days, some kooks might think that a close enough ball park figure. Other than that I've got nothing.
Divine Right of Kings (1600's); Divine Right of Corporations (2011)
A few years back there was a website that was dedicated to proving Bush was the Anti-christ. It was pretty convincing. The thing is, that with these people, they are always changing their mind as to who it is. It was Clinton, Kofi Annan, Bush, Tony Blair, Prince Charles, the Pope etc etc etc. The people that claim these things are nothing more than false prophets, if we are to be Biblical in referring to them. I am a Christian, and I say that Jesus told me that BO is not the Anti-Christ. I must be right. ;)
when the old one fails and doesn't destroy everything.
This is proof that these religious psychopaths need psychiatric help
These racist cowards hide behind their "religion". They simply hate us n****rs.
God told them to.
atheist to do when surrounded by the " thumpers " pray for lions .
every time you throw a little mud , you lose a little ground .
I actually do want Jesus to come back. Because the guy in that book? The first thing he'd do is kick these idiots' asses. He was SO not what they assume. The thought of it keeps me amused at their antics.
There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits
when he comes back, these wingnuts really better watch out, cause this time he's bringin' his Dad!!
"Anyone that makes less than $150K in this country, has no business voting Republican."
watch out for mom
every time you throw a little mud , you lose a little ground .
because according to Luke, Mary, the mother of Jesus, was a real rabble rouser .... disobeying Jewish law and calling for God to send the rich away hungry and pull the mighty down from their thrones
She kicked ass. Put a battle ax in that woman's hand!
Oh, the streets would flow with blood, alright. Only it wouldn't be our blood. Puttin' yourself before that god only gets you on his bad side. See, if they had any brains, they'd have figured that out years ago.
There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits
Sun, 08/02/2009 - 18:12 — moonbatlulu
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That's because she was tap-dancing outside the bathroom.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
They went 0-16 last year.
The bible says god choose our leaders so if President Obama is the anti-Christ then it's god's will. Are the fundies saying god was wrong and they know better than god? That's blasphemy, the sort of thing that gets them sent to hell.
It would hardly be news if they did. They claim their judgment is better than God's all the time. (At least, they make that claim about Jesus' teachings, and as I understand it, Jesus = God, so there you are.) This kind of religion is never about the teacher, it's always about reinforcing the prevailing social structure, whether the teacher's words fit any of it or not. Any inconsistencies are simply shoved aside.
There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits
...in the hearts of religious fundamentalists
all over America.
I just checked my hebrew texts, and this is Bahh Shiii Crazziii
I'm not certain, but I believe the Hebrew word for heaven is "shamayim", not "Bamah" (translating heaven to "most high" to "Bamah" is a bit like translating Beatles lyrics into Hebrew and back into English for hilarious effect).
* There are two types of Republicans: millionaires and suckers.
"Mugsy's Rap Sheet": Recording history for those who seek to rewrite it.
the Hebrew equivalent of Barack is Baruch which means blessing ......
And Jesus was not greek but Hebrew and Barack Obama is your basic US multi-mix
you mean the guy that wrote all of those bad movies is the anti-christ?
that makes more sense
for those of us who are not whacked. As I understand it, the Anti-Christ will appear on Earth to do his dirty work just before Jebus returns to help with the Rapturing of all the good little Xians up to ...wherever.
So, if Barack really is the anti-christ, we ought to have all of these looney-tunes packed and outta' here in the not too distant future.
Whoopee!!!
"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of Stupidity" - Frank Leahy
Somalia needs a few more fascists.
Lets hope when the Bushco family Robberson finally leaves, they take the majority of their wingnuts with them.
Dunno about 'lightning from the heights'. All I got out of that was a load of thunder from Uranus.
LOLOLOL
There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits
i'm confused. when will they get to part where jesus rode the dinosaur?
in Paul's Epistle to the Trilobites?
Divine Right of Kings (1600's); Divine Right of Corporations (2011)
He was a gummer.
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lolz
Time for the Moonies at WorldNutDaily to start paying taxes.
Churches are exempt because they are supposed to be non-political.
You're gonna die up there... Psssssssssssss.
Jesus probably spoke Aramaic. Most biblical scholars believe that the Gospels were written between 20 and 80 years after the crucifixion. The New Testament was written in Greek, most likely by Greek speaking Christians or by scribes fluent in both languages who heard the stories told from oral tradition. No evidence suggests that any of the Gospels were ever written in Hebrew. Therefore, cross translations of Greek and Hebrew words in ascribing meaning to the Gospels is nonsense.
Now, that's just crazy talk!
... on the fact that Satan & the Anti-Christ are two separate entities in the Bible, nullifying the already idiotic theology being grasped at here,...
....but I will say, we already had the anti-Christ,... Ronald Wilson Reagan,... each name has six letters,... 666, *cue the iron Maiden* the number of the BEAST!
I think I heard the same about george w bush.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
These are people who still insists the Magdalene was a prostitute, so there you are.
There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits
Supposedly that was the church itself, because there were early Christians who said she was the Dearly Beloved Jesus kept refering to, like his Shakti, or chief-disciple.
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...and you're not buying it. But the fella over their with the collection of sniper rifles and Glenn Beck illiterature has this hooey on 24-hour rotation.
These people are disgusting.
They even do their religion a disservice by promoting this total garbage.
"many people think so"...they say. What a load of malarkey. No one thinks so. Why don't these morons protest waterboarding people and arresting people without warrant? The amount of fear that is inside these people is strange. Don't they have any faith in God? It doesn't seem like it.
I'm disgusted by these crazy people. You could have put anything up on that screen and the lunatics would buy it - it doesn't matter if it's "logical" to them. Remember, these are the people who want science out of our schools. What a joke. But it saddens me that people are so stupid.
because in, many places around the country, we took "education" out of our schools!!
"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of Stupidity" - Frank Leahy
they have faith on God.
It's just that the drive-through is so much faster !
The more influential wingnuts were the contractors and the slime that earned the big bucks contracting for the TLAs doing various unsavory jobs.
Bah-rac
Bah-mah
Bah humbug.
I saw the other day it was another of those rags proclaiming on the cover Obama has a gay lover who's employed at the Whitehouse. I would imagine the antichrist story will be the lead on glen becks show tomorrow.
Is his name Gannon?
Right-wing media covered that up like a cat covering s*t on a sidewalk. Southern daily papers neglected to mention that the gay mayor of Knoxville, TN was George III's college roomie and that they still do overnight sleepovers...
South of the old Mason-Dixon, a majority of the GOPissants believe that Obama is the AntiChrist. I keep telling them that no, he's just another damned organized crime crack shyster but they persist in ascribing supernatural powers to him. From now on, I'll tell them that Jerry Jenkins and Lahaye speak for the Almighty and that the Antichrist is gonna be just as white as all y'all.
of yet another authentic bc out of Kenya. I looked at it, and as a one time document examiner, I gotta say I could have made it up. You have a printed piece of paper (I have a computer and a printer. Better yet, my bro works for a printing company) that has been filled out w/ an old typewriter (I have a typewriter) and it is signed (I have a pen). orally is very impressed with signatures.
me-oww!
I took the English phrase, "I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven" and dropped into the language converter, from Greek to German to Russian to English, and I get:
"I predicted considered ljublju drop brightness sky."
Which is IRREFUTABLE proof of something or other. Try it, it's FUN!
OK: English to Hebrew to German to Russian to English:
The one at Satan frontaler Barak-by model her heavenly fall.
Barak-by model? He has been on Time Magazine alot...
From English to Russian to German to Hebrew to Turkish to English (I think):
Wei 湬 contributions unworthy autumn example in that heavenly foxy.
Somehow we got some Chinese in there, that must MEAN SOMETHING...
This time, from English to Hebrew to Greek to English, kinda reverse of what would have been done to get the King James:
You got it here first! "Barak Obama: Genius of Autumn!"
I would love to see athiest Christopher Hitchens pick this piece of religious rubbish to shreds..
Divine and Devil both come from the same Sanscrit word Devi
Coincidence?
I think not.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Faux News: Obama is the Anti-Christ -- We Told You So
CNN: Is Obama the Anti-Christ? We have representatives of both sides of this issue to debate it.
MSNBC: The wingnuts say Obama is the Anti-Christ. Aren't they just so nutty and laughable? Oh, but we'll spend 20 hours over the next week covering this.
Well done.
"
Corruption favors the wealthy.
sheesh all those lives and millions of dollars spent for nothing. i know somewhere before these folks labeled Saddam hussein with that same moniker. so does that mean we'll invade ourselves next? hmm, now we DO have WMD's. oops dont wanna encourage these wingnuts. shhh.
Limbaaugh, Beck and Palin - pick this up and RUN with it! Get loud and all foamy-at-the-mouth over this. Warn the whole country (or, at least the south) about this. Shout it from the hilltops. Prove to everyone that you are all complete morons. Watch as your audience turns slowly and quietly away from you muttering, "the lefties were right - these folks are fools." This could be the final nail in the coffin.
E-mail every right wing pundit that you can and tell them you think the world needs to see this FILM! Please!
In Britian, randy means horny,
So quick, let's all change our names!
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
and his is Bruce, Bruce over there, and by the coffee pot is Bruce.
"Let's talk dirty to the animals"
they all throw up the random talking points and let the believers connect the dots to validate their emotional fervant beliefs.
the author of this video, ppsimmons, is a nut case. (dah...)
- He put one copy up earlier in the week, got criticized by scholars and edited, and posted version two with major changes.
- He opened up comments for about 3 hours this morning and responded with crazy babble and couldn't take the criticism so shut it down..
- Uses the mantra, "we report you decide..." in both videos. Now wonder what news outlet he might get his talking points from?
- has been posting referals non stop to his own You tube video from another YouTube user, indigocarma whom has more hits with ppsimons' video. ..definitely an ego there.
- His comments continually refer to the viral nature of his work, which is true, but I'm starting to get the sense that he thinks he will be awarded 40 virgins in the afterlife for this cooky piece of cocka.
- Fox Web is already added this to their echo chamber and turned off commnents.
Like the birthers, tea baggers...just plain weird...
Have lots of screen shots for any of the above.
the LP "200 Motels" we have
Lonesome Cowboy Burt.
"My name is Burtrum, I am a redneck
All my friends, they call me Burt
All my family down here in Texas
Make their living digging dirt.
"Let's talk dirty to the animals"
that's right, you christ addled bastards. You are nuts. I'm hoping for the rapture, so you assholes will ship out and leave the world to those of us with a reality bent.
me-oww!
We get their houses when they get raptured! And all their stuff!
Monday's WorldNutDaily headline:
American Christian says book of Numbers contains coordinates for Martian pyramids.
I looked up nutwad in the New Caladonian dictionary and it said rightwing whackjob.
Maybe we need a betting pool on how soon we're accused that this is a liberal ruse to make conservatives look bad.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
why point out the obvious
every time you throw a little mud , you lose a little ground .
Nimrod is both a stupid person and a Biblical figure.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Sometimes a hunter. After Noah's grandson who was a great hunter, rumor has it.
If Lucifer means Light-Bringer, does that mean his opposite number brings the darkness?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
I've wondered for years how they let that one get through their editing!
I have been for quite a while now. It has been pure fear, heat propaganda wrapped in religious indignation and superiority for a while now. A definite undertone of believers all being under threat too.
I am a member of many social mailing lists (for non-political groups and hobbies) down here in where I live in the South, and it is stunning how often links to this website get reposted to them.
It is run by Joseph Farah, and he seems to use it as a shock rag to draw readership and get them all paranoid so they will buy the books he sells and advertises on the site to explain the "rest of the conspiracy theory". The problem is that due to the tone of religious indignation, most of the evangelicals are like moths to a flame (and sheep to hand him money). But, the damage is when they buy into the conspiracy (not just his lastest books).
Just curious, is "ppsimmons" author of this YouTube garbage the same as Joseph Farah?
The comments and their authors at youtube author: indigocarma (mirror site for the video) are just plain bizarre. i.e. one strange zealot fan located in France has been posting non stop throughout the day needs mental help. Writes like a possessed birther religious nutcase.
I love that this Christian and apparently religious "scholar" doesn't even realize that Lucifer is NOT another name for Satan and the two were only equated through mistranslations and later on thanks to Paradise Lost.
It's a big missing link there and I love that someone could sit around and research the word for lightning yet ignore that.
Lucifer astrally means 'Venus' and Satan is another term for 'Jupiter'.
Now, when Venus and Jupiter do come to town, I expect much death and sacrifice.
But until then please, continue to look like rambling idiots and kill each other for your planets.
A Christian by another name would be 'Sun worshipers' from Egypt's religion, stolen by the Romans and made into a Historical character for political purposes.
Kept the rich rich and the poor poor for night on 6-700 years. We call those great years 'the Dark Ages'.
So yes, please, bumble away like monkeys in the dark throwing feces around.
I'm truly disappointed that people don't take the time to read and look shit up.
"All powerful gods wielding lightening." It's a characteristic that is prevalent in mythology and much more explainable in the Plasma Cosmology paradigm. But that's another topic only loosely connected to this.
'The devil crept into Heaven, God overslept on the 7th, the New World Order was born on Sept 11th.' - Immortal Technique
"So yes, please, bumble away like monkeys in the dark throwing feces around.
I'm truly disappointed that people don't take the time to read and look shit up."
For throwing around?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
From here:
So, it would seem the interpretation of the passage is that Barack Obama is heralding the arrival of the kingdom of God, yes?
That's a reference to the plasma coma of Jupiter petering out and the dominion of the Sun as the one who now 'watched over the world'.
That's just what Socrates mentioned about sun.
Interestingly he specifically asked 'Which God rules our skies now?" "the Sun" replied the student.
I recommend http://www.thunderbolts.info or http://saturniancosmology.org for some REAL insights into myth.
'The devil crept into Heaven, God overslept on the 7th, the New World Order was born on Sept 11th.' - Immortal Technique
What do we call these chumps? Sataners?
I knew this was coming, too. The birther movement has preoccupied the lunatic right during his administration up to this point, but it looks like the Birthers have finally jumped the shark and the right needs another angle to attack him viciously with.
I said over and over during the campaign that we were eventually going to get to the point where lots of figures on the right were opening claiming that Obama was the anti-christ/satan reincarnate, etc...
And here we have it.
Just remind yourself, when you're feeling depressed about this stuff and thinking this nation is losing its mind, that these sick bastards have always been around, they've always been this whacked out, and it just took a black president to finally drive them out of their caves and into the daylight. Nothing's really changing other than their level of hatred and disgust that a minority was able to attain the highest office in the nation.
the label "f*cking idiots" serves the purpose just fine for them.
Divine Right of Kings (1600's); Divine Right of Corporations (2011)
As I said before, these people must be institutionalized, and fast!!
The authorities must URGENTLY create and distribute a vaccine to cure conservative right-wingnut insanity. Apparently, this disease is contagious.
When Obama spoke about people clinging to guns and religion, he knew what he was saying. Yet, he was severely criticized for saying so. These kooks have the audacity to spew such rubbish, while hiding behind their faith. How disgusting.
Let's see what these shitheads will come up with next...
Utter insanity! Everyone knows the antichrist just left office in January!
If the antichrist were female, would we have to call her "the Anitachrist?"
I once saw a t-shirt that said 665: The Neighbor of the Beast
Thank you all very much, you've been a wonderful audience.
...for $9.99 and said, oh, no, it was the number of the Beast in Australia! The clerk at the shop laughed, being sane.
My goddaughter didn't get the joke, which is probably just as well.
There's a new movie coming out called "$9.99", and it's from Australia (at least it takes place in Sydney). I wonder if that movie is about the anti-christ?
Damn, that anti-christ fellow is everywhere!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0790799/
Anita Bryant Christ????
Hey, just realized....that's "ABC". Maybe that means something, too!
I gave my niece a T-shirt that said 333: I'm only half-evil.
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668... neighbor of the beast.
I have a nephew who was born on 07/07/07 at 07:00 PM. Does that mean anything?
7,111 more.
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust.
That's a title of a book on Gematria by Aleister Crowley.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Oh, oh.
I never heard of him before, so I googled Aleister Crowley. Apparently, he was known as the "Wickest Man in the World" according to Wikipedia.
Wikipedia also describes him as a "hedonist," a "bisexual," a "drug experimenter," and a "chess player."
Was he the original anti-christ?
Aleister Crowley did call himself the Beast and 666, but that was because he was hostile to organized religion, and also because he wanted to be left alone. He was something of a demonologist, and much of his books was on Qabbalah lore, so he was not a Satanist proper (they extend their pinky finger whilst sipping human blood.)
He liked his drugs, and was the subject of wild rumors similar to those faced by the Villa Diodati coterie. But this was a time of larger than life figures such as Helena Petrovna Blavatsky and Rev. Montague Summers.
Crowley was mostly a plagiarist from Samuel Lidell MacGregor Mathers.
Actually people as diverse as Nero, Diocletian, Napoleon and Hitler were all thought to have been anti-Christs in their era.
http://www.inner.org/gematria/gematria.htm
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He is a little devil!
General Jack writes, "I have a nephew who was born on 07/07/07 at 07:00 PM. Does that mean anything?"
Only if he's the seventh son of a seventh son. Then he gets to be King of the Gypsies. Or else gets a free Iron Maiden CD; can't remember which...
It's a box set of Orson Scott Card's Alvin Maker series, the first book titled Seventh Son. Good series of books- to bad the author became such a right wing jackass.
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust.
Well, my nephew is the 2nd of 2 kids (boy and a girl); my sister (my nephew's mom) is the 3rd sister of 3 sisters; she's also the 8th sibling of 8 brothers and sisters.
Does this count?
I checked on my way to bed, your nephew is a Cancer a mutuable sign and one that makes them very sympathetic. The downside is they may be clingy. The sign affects the chest and stomach, so they may have problems at some point with these.
On my way into work this morning, I realized that both 7 and 3 are magickal numbers, the seven days of Creation, and the three heads of the Trinity going back to old Sanscrit Gods. 7+7+7=21/2+1=3, so his birth number is three. Now three is slightly unstable, think a stool versus a four legged chair. So not only will he likely be keen to other peoples emotions, and very intuitive to the point where it seems like he's reading your mind, there's a high chance of religious/spritual development. The Dalai Lama is a Cancer.
The 7th son of the 7th son, or 7th daughter of the 7th daugher are said to be given to visions. So the odds are strong that your nephew will be given to strong hunches, if not outright psychic capacities (since there's always a chance of chance, and this requires something akin to religious belief as well.)
3rd sister of 3 sisters seems reminiscent of the Graces, the Muses, the Granae and the Gorgons of Greek mythology as well as the Wyrd of Norse, and the Morrigu of the Celts. So this is the extreme dichotomy of the arts and sciences as well as war and destruction. A certain instability in temperment is to be expected. It's numerological value is tempestuousness and power.
8 is material success and justice (but remember success does not necessarily equate to wealth, but maybe comfort.) According to the Greek Mysteries, the numerical value of 8 is the Greek variation of "Jesus," "Iesous," which equals 888. 8+8+8=24/2+4=6 which is perfection, harmony and balance. So the serenity of the 8 tends to off-set somewhat the tempestuousness of 3.
That is if you believe that sort of thing.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Not sure if my nephew has exhibited signs of being "clingy," yet; he seems very independent. He and his older sister were up visiting my parents a few weeks ago, so I spent a lot of time playing with the kids. They both loved the webcam on my laptop and fought over who got to use it (that was great....a 2 year old vs. a 5 year old fighting over my webcam!)
My nephew loves cars and dogs....so I found many videos of these on youtube which he liked. I found videos of barking/howling dogs, and my 2 year old nephew started howling whenever he saw these dogs barking!
Nah, don't think I believe in those other sort of things!
Interesting, in areas of France there were said to have been people who for seven years would take on the wolf-form (I've never heard whether this was constant or regular transformations).
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
I didn't notice this stooge telling us that in the book of Exodus, it was a burning BUSH that caused the chosen people to to be condemned to wander the deserts of Mesopotamia for forty years. Was that God's sign that it was a bad idea to send troops into Iraq? I'm not saying Bush was the anti-christ, but I'm just presenting facts that cannot be refuted!
Anti-Christ/Biden 2012
Jesus, please save me from your followers.
Amen.
oyea , oyea .
and pass the biscuts
every time you throw a little mud , you lose a little ground .
I prefer Le Petit Ecolier.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
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They are not reading it right - it really states that a Willard Romney is the anti-christ.
If you read carefully it becomes obvious.
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-
I'm sure Willard Scott's relieved.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Mittens Romney.
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No, no..Baraq actually means 'savage', while Uh-bama loosely translates to, 'this rectum of mine'.
I'm feeling it.
Considering how obscene the WND article was I was surprised to see a IRCA (Internet Content Rating Association) icon at the bottom of the page.
Interested in how the IRCA would certify WND I clicked the logo (it's supposed to link the posting site to their IRCA authorization)and nothing happened...
Long story short the fine folks (sic) at World Net Daily are posting the IRCA logo illegally.
I just wrote them and asked if they would really let those guys be members...
me-oww!
once said he would never join any club that would have him .
every time you throw a little mud , you lose a little ground .
Very, very interesting.
I just spent 5 minutes doing some serious research on the internets.
From what that WND article said, the bible (Luke 10:18) says, "I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven."
And, as that WND article says, the Hebrew word for lightning is "Baraq."
So I thought about that a little. Lightning falls from the sky to the ground and often looks like a running stream with all its little branches. Streams are on earth, on the ground.
The old Norse word for "stream" is "bekkr." (Dutch bæk, German Bach, Swedish bäck).
Turns out, the old Norse word "bekkr" is part of the derivation of the word "Beck."
I really need to investigate this more, but it's all out there on the internets.....I'm beginning to think that Glenn Beck might be the anti-christ!
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