Tea Party Report: From The GOP Front Lines In Tampa

Because the Republican National Convention was so damned goofy, Susie Sampson naturally files a spectacularly weird Tea Party Report from Tampa, featuring dimbulb Stephen Baldwin (with perhaps the most tongue-twisted explanation of one's opposition to gay marriage in history) and Newt Gingrich, expounding on his mission to the moon.

Favorite line: "Oh, then why not just marry your dog?"


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