Jon Stewart describes in detail the type of man Dick Morris really is!
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Jon Stewart made a mashup of statements from the media that sez, Obama is toast if no health care bill is passed. And then came the toesucker. That got Jon really in the mood to describe the partisan hack.
Morris: And I don't know if he'll win anything ever again if he fails to get this past.
Stewart: Yeah, he'll probably end up like some two bit partisan troll, a shell of his former self. His outward physical appearance slowly reflecting the putrefication of his soul. A Harvey Fiersteinesque conservative minstrel rolling from town to town in a rented conversion van -- each day a carbon copy of the last. With only the changing of his three gravy-stained red speech ties...
I think you get the picture. Stewart pretty much covers the type of man Dick Morris is.

And loved it - so right on the money.
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that! " ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
That was worth watching twice. So I did!
Rush Limbaugh is what a smart person thinks a stupid bigot sounds like.
The health empire , the republicans , blues dogs and others are trying to change the health bill into a circus when increases the bemefits and power of the health industry so Americans will rally behind it..
If the health bill gets water down so that the bill does nothing but have a health title and passes it will destroy the rest of Obama and the democrats time in office. Because the American citizens are mad as .... with off this deceitful BS.
This is the reason the blue dogs and centrists are in the democrat party to clog the wheels and screw the democrat party up when and if the democrats receives more numbers in the house and senate but actually has less real democrats..
Why is Obama telling us to leave the blue dogs and centrists along for their destructive actions on the health bill..
Where in the h... are the daily attacks from the DNC countering the ads from the republicans..
The republicans do not have to pay for their ads the news media like MSN airs their ads for them..
We receive the republicans BS from morning to after midnight.
Good morning Joe , Chris , ED , Chris , Olbermann (but Olbermann put a zing into the republicans BS) , Rachel ,then this process is repeated into the early morning hours..
Just where could anyone receive this much free attack ad time...
Look like Chris Matthews tried to in a round about way cut Clinton with his involvement in the release of the hostages , but saw it would not work and quit.
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Chris hammered Clinton his entire presidency , yet bragged about Bush's concern for this country and said he seem like a good hearted person...
Remember Hardball and meet the press was a favorite place for Bush and Cheney to get their message out and to smooth over their lumps and corrupted actions..
In fact you have democrats like Reid , Clinton and others saying that Bush was a nice person.... And if his criminal administration has not shown American just how corrupted and deceitful Bush and Cheney were then they must being living in some another dimension..
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You mean the whoremongering toesucking type?
worked for Clinton
Clinton gave this creep a job and now both he and Hillary probably regret it big time. The hatred Morris has for his former employer is as rabid as it is pointless.
The Clintons are my favs but Bubba is ambitious enough to go the political route if it serves his needs. I don't mind because you fight fire with fire.
"Creep" is one of the best words to describe this puke.
"Creep" is one of the KINDEST words to describe him.
Divine Right of Kings (1600's); Divine Right of Corporations (2011)
calling him a creep is insulting to creeps
Gee, none of us here were aware of that. Clinton? REALLY?
Thanks for the info! That changes everything! It's Bill Clinton's fault! Should have known...
I'm a new registrar, but have been lurking since John started C&L in the 90's. I'm trying out my new-found freedom-of-expression by making miscellaneous comments. Bear with me, please.
ummmmmm, does the name mudshark ring a bell?
Edgewater Inn?
Would you like a ride in my new car? It's boss, it's a Gremlin.
Or, You could get the enchilada with the pickle sauce.....
What is your conceptual, continuity?
Are you a "Big Fat White Chick"? (And I love the Gremlin)
We ain't no groupies. Got a hit in the charts.
Hold it, Hold It...........Clearasil splattered fantasias.
And Dick Morris is a Dick. Traitorous twit.
What is your conceptual, continuity?
Is it on YouTube? I know you post here a lot.
For the music thread.
I know the site monitors don't like it when people burn up threads being off topic.
It's a cost issue.
That being said, I'll see ya later.
There is one youtube vid of old Zappa. But it's not that good. sorry.
What is your conceptual, continuity?
"We ain't no groupies. Got a hit in the charts.
Hold it, Hold It...........Clearasil splattered fantasias.
And Dick Morris is a Dick. Traitorous twit."
I suppose Dickie's Such an Asshole would be the appropriate comment to make here.
> And Dick Morris is a Dick. Traitorous twit.
It is really kinda neat the way that some people live up to their given names. Mr. Morris and Mr. Cheney come to mind.
It's a way of life!
This place has been TEEMING with trolls today. Didn't see your sig.
And btw, way too much DICK around here lately, lol.
That's one reason I finally joined you folks - I'm combatant.
If you use too much of them free speech rights you will run out later, just when you get hungry.
...don't tell 2004 you said that!
You're right. The Internets didn't even have pictures back then. Blogs were called bulletin boards (I think) and I didn't drink and type on my Amiga at the same time.
The source of the info for the Whitewater crap had to come from somewhere. Mere speculation on my part mind you. But it wouldn't surprise me in the least if this clown had his nose up in it.
What is your conceptual, continuity?
The best thing that could happen to anybody, is to have DICK morris predict your demise. That means you will have great success!
His prognostications are like the anti-fortune cookie.
Rush Limbaugh is what a smart person thinks a stupid bigot sounds like.
The best thing that could happen to anybody, is to have DICK morris predict your demise. That means you will have great success!
His prognostications are like the anti-fortune cookie.
Rush Limbaugh is what a smart person thinks a stupid bigot sounds like.
The best thing that could happen to anybody, is to have DICK morris predict your demise. That means you will have great success!
His prognostications are like the anti-fortune cookie.
Rush Limbaugh is what a smart person thinks a stupid bigot sounds like.
Yup, him and lil' Willy Kristol are fonts of fucking knowledge. ALWAYS wrong ALL the time...
Damn computer froze up.
Rush Limbaugh is what a smart person thinks a stupid bigot sounds like.
It just means you got to be right, about Morris always being wrong, three times.
It's still $15.95 on Amazon.
That keeps that statement from being absolutely 100% accurate.
The Dick here, is not a man, once cannot be both shit and man at the same time.
Dick not only likes his feet fun, but probably is into scat play as well. You are what you eat!
Jon Stewart once again kicked ass tonight in his first segment! Got to see it.
Jon Stewart rules!
If you Google toe sucker, Dick Morris's name comes up first. lol
Right on the money. dick morris is SUCH A LOSER..and yet they parade his pudgy ass out there to spew his venom on a regular basis..as though he is really somebody ANYONE should listen to?
God help this nation of morons.
I did Google "toe sucker." Morris did not come up first but third or maybe second because the first one was actually a video which doesn't count. So I went to the link about Morris and I have to say it is a very good read. It is good to refresh your mind about how much of a dick head this guy is. Go read the article and yoiu will hate Toes Morris more than you already do.
Nobody cares if Dick Morris is on or not. He is a tired old man. A has been exploiter. The only people sadder than him are the pathetic news staff who degrade themselves every day for a paycheck. They put on worthless guests with nothing to say.....
"All snakes who wish to remain in office will you please
raise your right hands."
LuLu
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His voice drives me nuts. Can you imagine being in a room with Morris, Richard Dreyfus, and Truman Capote? The whining would kill me.
...or how about Alan Alda? Now there's some smarmy whinery for ya.
Man you described the Racist Nazi, Corporate Socialist representatives to a "T", real good.
Dick Morris is a complete waste of skin. I'm 60 yrs old and I want to fight that MFer in the Octagon. I will kick his white umdimpled asrse.
Actually, Stewart didn't go far enough. I don't know why neither he nor Olbermann tells the truth about Morris' past. Morris left the Clinton administration in disgrace and he never let them forget it, using every chance he could find to lambaste both Bill and Hill. Then he got himself embroiled in a prostitution scandal. Now, I am not so casuistic I quibble with a man seeking a little "relief" from a lady of the night, but I draw a line with what Morris did. He actually told the ho to go out of find them a "boy" with whom they could have a threeway. Not only that, but he suggested he'd like to dress up in drag when they did it.
No, no, I am NOT saying there is anything wrong per se with crossdressing and having a three way with a twink and a prostitute, but Morris is a married man, tows the social conservative line (i.e. no homosex), and is, in general, a purveyor of Neocon talking points. This makes him a hypocrite. That is what I am against. As for his TV pundit appearances, one can draw only one conclusion. The man is a slug. He reminds me of the grub worms in my garden. One steps on them so that they don't do any further damage to one's lawn, plants, or trees. Does anyone have a spade handy?
"Respect for the rights of others is peace." --Benito Juarez
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