Palin cracks ultimate jokes on Leno
(h/t Video Cafe)
Yes, it's tiresome, but we still have to report on the CCM. (Conservative Comedy Movement)
Sarah Palin went on Leno's new-old-show and really had me laughing.
Leno asked Palin what she thinks about joining the media by becoming a Fox News analyst. Palin told Leno that she's there to build trust in the media. "I think that the mainstream media is quite broken and I think that there needs to be the fairness, the balance in there. That's why I joined Fox." Leno laughed.
When asked about the "beautiful" Tea Party movement, Palin described it as a group of "many, many independent people, not excessively partisan, not one side or another." Palin acknowledged that if the movement were to become a political party that it would probably hurt Republicans.
As part of her stand-up routine, Palin told Leno's audience she planned to speak at a gun-rights convention: "Be there or else," she warned them.
She's single handedly going to build back the trust in our media by joining the propaganda arm of the GOP. Then she branded the teabaggers as basically non-partisan. OK, I'll bet her five pounds of salmon on that one. Even she is issuing warnings to the teabaggers not to form a third party. Don't worry Sarah, only a few from the arch-conservatives will branch off on their own to capitalize on the cash they can make. The rest will neatly fold into the GOP.
will I listen to that dipshit.
Brrrr!
delusional to the core or does she have one? Watch a little and must say she delivered her lines well---a professional liar!
Can't stand either one of them...the same.
Audience full of teabaggers and right wing nut jobs. WTG .....ugh.
As rigorous a conversation as an informercial, call it a politiomercial.
Goodnight, Frau Blücher
I bet that will work just about as well as that presidential thingy she tried a while back. You betcha.
republicanism/conservatism is a mental illness it has almost killed the ecomony the morals and the country!
I wish I didn't have to see her here. Cant we declare this a Palin free zone?!!!
My facebook staus right now says-
"Its bad enough that the giant chin isn't funny and screwed Conan, but then he gives the brain dead bimbo quitter from Wasilla center stage... That is truly TV for idiots!"
An ex-vice presidential candidate doing stand up comedy on a late night show. Nothing says class and professionalism like that!
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
You betcha!
She should do "sit down and shut-up" instead.
We're not going to get very far if you keep injecting logic into the conversation!
if you look at Leno on Hulu, there are "tags" associated with the show. they are weirdly unflattering and surprisingly funny.
Is it me or is her hair bigger than usual?
Her head looks like the creature from the Alien movies.
She has one of those fancy pageant walkin' hair styles.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
But on the hair issue, I must plead an exception. Palin's messy bouffant hair is like nothing I have ever seen on ANY WOMAN: pageant contestants, B-52's gals ... maybe RuPaul?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmdyfEQ4-D4
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Sarah Wynette.
Wow - both Sarah and Mittens made 'Sarah got her gun' jokes last night. Wonder if it has anything to do with the Supremes getting ready to overturn every gun law in the country?
... while switching back and forth to catch the "Headlines" and Shaun White segments on last night's program.
From his giant jaw and whiny voice to his lapel flag and schoolboy giggling, Leno is one of the most annoying "comics" ever to defile the airwaves. The other day, while "interviewing" Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn, he made a tone-deaf, patriarchal, clueless, sexist, tasteless 1950s-era stereotypical comment that just left us speechless with disbelief. A "WTF, did he REALLY just say that?" type of utterance. Even Vonn was temporarily flabbergasted.
He's a puerile jerk. No wonder he got all slobbery with Caribou Barbie.
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I have been very disgusted with his attitudes towards people of size, and his constant fat jokes, myself.
I've never seen change without a fire
... that I've already forgotten it. Something about Vonn's husband (who also acts as her coach) having some sort of matriarchal coach-like sexual power over her in the bedroom or somesuch. It was so egregiously bad that Lindsey just sat there and smiled and said, well, how to answer THAT one?
Leno suffers from arrested development. So, for that matter, does serial adulterer Letterman.
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repressed Catholic boy.
While Palin was on Leno, Romney was shilling the identical "the tea partiers are non-partisan" BS on Letterman.
When Letterman made a crack about Palin, Romney said something to the affect that she had a rifle. If it were me I would have told Romney that she doesn't even know how to use it that according to her once thought to be son-in-law.
Secondly, I cannot stand Romeny because he is the epitome of the CEO who would not give it a second thought about firing his staff if it meant higher profits or pillaging the public to his benefit. These idiots that think he would be good for the economy because he is a successful business man would be committing the act of suicide by getting him elected.
I heard her on the "Today Show." Good God, that voice. It is like dragging fingernails across a chalkboard. It is bad enough that she is as stupid as a lab rat but combine it with her voice and it is torture.
:D
I've never seen change without a fire
with the right voltage and....or is that white mice?
"I mean Romney is the most conservative on illegal immigration and I don't think Ronald Reagan could get elected in California today."
Ann "Clipped" Coulter
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it's truly breath taking to watch the ranks of the truly stupid chomp and stammer and froth and dribble and squirm and scratch and growl and bark and howl and wizz in the corner as they listen to the continuous stream of unintelligible swill coming from this loon and STILL get in their cars and actually, legally drive the next day. Says something about our current law enforcement today...
What makes this worse, is that Leno may have well been a Breitbart Pimp last night the way he acted...just humiliating on so may levels...
Didn't hear him ask anything on sister's second-son CLONE/REPLACEMENT for her down's syndrome son... hhuumm... wonder why that wouldn't come up???
as this stand-up routine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9go38MgZ4w8
Is it just me, or is Palin getting blonder? It seems to be one of Rupert's requirements for his Foxy News network. Maybe that's what they mean by 'fair' and balanced. Blonde and both tits looking about the same size. (And of course we can expect to see the Palin hemline rising considerably.)
I don't think Joan Collin's tits matched
Maybe not even Jane Seymour's...
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Joan Collin's tits didn't match Jane Seymour's? I didn't know they compared!
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I used to train lab rats. They're actually quite smart and very affectionate when given the chance. Ours used to run to the front of the cage to grab a food pellet then come back to lever press with their hind legs while munching. I'm not sure the 1/2term guv could manage that.
... this vacuous vamp.
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Comparing Palin to a rat is probably to kind and I don't view her as being that stupid. Now she is stupid when it comes to breaking down complex subjects and being knowledgeable. I view her as being very clever, deceptive and vicious she is more like a rattlesnake.
Then, I here and now apologize to lab rats everywhere. I'll have to think of something else. She is as stupid as.... feel free to jump in with suggestions.
winked just at me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2WzocbSd2w
"I mean Romney is the most conservative on illegal immigration and I don't think Ronald Reagan could get elected in California today."
Ann "Clipped" Coulter
Mama Remus. Nobody gives a shit about you blaming your father for your half assed attempt at remembering the speech some one else wrote for you. A simple 3X5 index card would have been acceptable, but you don't even know simple tactics of public speaking.
When you are too cheap to buy cards or a teleprompter, just do what the meth chemists do, write your recipe on your hand. I guess just like them, this one blew up in your face.
That's why she didn't get pregnant for the first time sooner.
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and dumber.
If I never see either of these creeps again, my life will be much better.
Both opportunistic, backstabbing, appealers to the Lowest Common Denominator, both contributing to the fall of society through mediocrity.
Feck 'em both, I hope the careers of both tank. Just as I hope Liberals stop watching Fox news en masse, I hope Liberals stay the hell away from morons like Leno.
Also, I doubt it'll matter until the Nielsens start polling people without land lines, shit shows will continue to be given ratings, merits, and ad sales that have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with actual viewership.
The networks claim their a hit if they capture their target audience, like 18-39 years old left-handed albino killer monks.
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Murder She Wrote had a HUGE following when it was cancelled.
Like Leno, their core demographic was all on fixed income and didn't possess much in the way of disposable income for their advertisers. At least on the radio, these people can purchase homeopathic impotence pills and bose wave radios and stabilizing magnetic ring hooey that wouldn't fly the same on TV.
If the Nielsen system actually tracked younger households, maybe TV wouldn't be such a shitbox cesspool.
I think it's because they track younger households that we get such bilge as reality shows, American Idle and anything from Warners.
They just don't have the numbers of shows that targeting everyone like they did up to about 20 years ago.
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From what I heard it's only the elderly teabagger gumming their Friskies who even watch leno.
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Sarah Palin's newest gig:
Making a "Mystik" commercial for the Iditarod 2010, and promoting regimes that don't like America!
http://palingates.blogspot.com/2010/03/sarah-...
What's this? That means in effect that Todd Palin is being sponsored by Hugo Chavez!
Now remember what Sarah said in interview with the Today Show not so long ago?
"We need that resource (natural gas from Alaska) much better than the alternative...to rely on foreign sources that are controlled in some cases by regimes which are volatile, dangerous and don't like America."
HypocritePalinStrikesAgain!
http://palingates.blogspot.com/2010/03/sarah-...
Wow what a great example of Leno sticking to a talking points script to try and remove the fish smell from an unqualified empty head wrapped in a fox news fish wrapper. Once again we get proof of how being ridiculously stupid is just what the republicans want in office as a gift to corporations.
“Games people play, You take it or you leave it
Things that they say, Honor Brite
If I promise you the Moon and the Stars, Would you believe it
Games people play in the middle of the night”
We like to think our quest for truth is universal; that Justice is pervasive, and that good will always prevail against evil - given enough time.
Alas, some do not play by these rules. People like Palin and her ilk care not for truth, nor justice. The game they play is about self-interest. When Palin speaks about “what the American people want…”, she doesn’t speak for any American but herself, and what SHE WANTS for HERSELF.
Sarah can wink and smile all she wants for the camera. That’s ok. I know who she is looking out for…
"Everyday People" ... really, really, nice Kev ... You are just as cheap a crack 'ho as your Big Chinned Boss ...
"well Jay... as a student, athlete, oil and gas regulator, then Governor ..." ...CLICK.
Sweet Jesus,... c'mon America! wasnt the Lil' Bush Slow Motion Train Wreck enough?
I'm Boycotting NewsCorp! Heres what not to buy: http://www.cjr.org/resources/index.php?c=news...
What a disgusting,shallow and ignorant and human being this "woman" is. I'm not sure this creature has a level of self-awareness sufficiently developed to which the term "conscious" could be applied.
Yeeeeeeech! I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...
... she jokes about murdering moose. She's a serial wildlife killer, and for that by itself I despise her.
Where's Rocky J Squirrel when you need him?
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Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat........but don't give it to Palin, the bitch'd boil it.
FB
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The air head is coming out with another book , no title yet . Cashing in big time on people even dumber than she is . Amazing .
sarah's not turning blonde
She's turning grey...
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Stop using your kids as props and you might find that they are not mentioned in the media.
...conservatives/republicans also prove they ain't funny.
Anyone remember "The Half Hour News Hour"? Didn't think so.
Omg the sentence fragments! Could this woman form a complete sentence to save her life?
What a joke alright. This is a woman who quit 4 colleges, 2 state wide elected positions, has 1 child forced to choose jail or military, another that is a 16 year old pregnant high school dropout. And with a big smile and two thumbs up says she told Shawn White "our kids look up to you, you do good". She wasn't talking about snow boarding either. She is telling a person who lives at a level of commitment and personal drive, like she will NEVER understand, what he should do. Do as I say not as I do. I guess she knows what is best for Shawn too!
Palin is one really stupid, useless Reslug whore.
All you need to be a republican presidential candidate is beeing a dumbass. W. demonstrated that the more stupid you are, the longer the term.
It's a no brainer! Polls after polls have shown that Leno drawing power for humor falls way behind both Conan and Dave. GE is the largest contractor for the Dept of Defense, and they own NBC. Leno rating sucks, so he now has to suck up to GE to keep his job.
I couldn't listen to her speak for more than a few seconds. When she opened with a lie, that was all I could stand. she is so dishonest as to effectively be insane. We must be insane for giving her our attention.
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Here's the website address: http://coffeepartyusa.com/
I'm really curious to see what it's really about. They don't seem crazy. In fact, they seem pretty laid back - a true opposite. We'll see.
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