Republican Yiffing
By John Amato Tuesday Jun 02, 2009 3:00pmI never heard of Yiffing before, but I did see it discussed on an episode of CSI: Episode 406 Fur and Loathing
Anyway, I have nothing against two consenting adult Yiffers, but Howie Klein found a rather disturbing Republican Yiffing story.
Jane Orie is a far right extremist, an anti-choice fanatic and the Republican majority whip of the Pennsylvania state Senate. She represents a backward district north of Pittsburgh. And if you'd guess that she's obsessed with sex and is a virulent and hysterical homophobe you'd be correct.
Friday she fired one of her top aides, Alan David Berlin. The report in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette is almost funny if it weren't so tragically Republican. It starts off like typical GOP fare-- another Republican closet case solicits sex from a young boy (15 years old) online. But then it gets really strange.
In a series of instant messages and online chats, Alan David Berlin, 40, of Carlisle, discussed dressing up in animal costumes and engaging in various sex acts with the boy, the state attorney general's office said yesterday...read on
Isn't it always the same. An anti-gay Republican zealot getting caught up in a bizarre and tragic sex act. Some things never change.
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Heheheheheheeeeeee
One down, 150,000 to go.
Is a lot like most of society - it's by no means monolithic. It appears to me that this guy Berlin, however, is not a fursuiter but your standard pedophile who tried to use a panda suit, etc. as a lure.
The CSI episode cast furries in a bad light; this will only make things worse in the eyes of the public.
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furry fiction, true, but I've never been in the actual fandom.
Writing stories is certainly more productive than arguing with RHJunior, eh? XD
Actually, demodocos, I'm over here. Not that I disagree with the individual who shares my unusual online cognomen...
(looks at The Wanderer)
Small world, isn't it? You know, if your preferred species turns out to be "wolf", I'm going to need a laugh break from the similarities.
(turns back to Tyler Durden)
Interesting choice of name you have there... or is the first rule "Don't talk about Fight Club"? ;) In any event, my digital doppelganger is quite right... as far as he goes. Furry fandom is as varied as Star Trek fandom (known for Kirk/Spock slashfic), Harry Potter fanfic (which took a turn for the worse after Dumbledore came out of the closet), and others. We're no better... we are a fandom populated by adults, and thus subject to having rated-R content. But we are no worse.
That said... it seems a search of Mr. Berlin's apartment turned up wolf and cat suits, according to this article in the Charleston Gazette:
http://www.wvgazette.com/ap/ApPolitics/200905...
Apparently it's Mr. Berlin that would have been in the costumes, had the act ever come to pass... thankfully, the boy has alert parents.
I cannot deny his attraction to fursuits. That said, I must agree with the Attorney General:
"It's one thing to be interested in the furry culture, it's another thing to make arrangements to have sex with a teenage boy." -- Attorney General spkesman Nils Frederiksen
Are the ones you find being the biggest hypocrites!
republicanism is a mental illness.
Newt Gingrich.
are these conservatives humans,Or maybe they are from another planet
Ain't yiffing when you try to tie shut the jaws of a yappy chihuahua?
"Well it's not a question of wanting to be a mouse, it... just sort of happens to you."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK92NYwBMts
Reminds me of the Monty Python "Mouse Problem" expose. They really were ahead of their time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK92NYwBMts
Did you catch her picture? Holy cow, but that is a vicious looking woman:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NUZ_fM-TQKQ/SiSzUvz...
She, like a lot of Republics, needs to get laid. Maybe then she'd stop worrying about what everyone else is doing. Merde....!
She looks a bit like the demon in Legend.
Still, if she were dressed up in an elephant costume she would be eerily erotic.
.... seek help.
I did say "if"... ;)
I expected something a little more bulldoggish a la Marilyn Musgrave, but I bet she's a cheerleading coach, too. I have to admit, it that perv were my aid I would have fired him too.
I would have done worse, to get fired.
What a nightmare of a boss she must be.
She looks rather pent up, doesn't she? Personally, I have no time for those that prey on children and there seem to be quite a few of them that are Republican.
How big a set of beer goggles do you need before you want to pork THAT!!
In the UK that is what we call a six pinta.
... maybe beer is not enough, and the locals to the American midwest need some stronger "motivation"
Holy sh*t she has that evil look to her. There is something off in those eyes....
probably was an athlete; softball? mebbe when she was younger, and the hunger hadn't eaten away so much of her, she was pretty.
But she's got the look of a predator: those eyes haven't truly smiled in YEARS...
just my guess...
I saw that picture. I wondered if it was just a tabloid "caught in an unfortunate moment" kind of picture. To be fair, I googled for other photos of her. The one you showed is on her own official website for crissake!
Here are some others. You be the judge.
http://www.butlergop.com/images/elected/janeo...
http://senaterepublicannews.com/gallery/2009/...
http://www.aftrapgh.com/news/NewsBriefs/i/ori...
http://yr-pittsburgh.mygopsite.com/files/2008...
There's something awful behind that grinning-skull expression.
on that third link she looks like an undead. *shiver*
In his apartment...
"The Police spokesperson said the man was found wearing 4 inch heels, hold up stockings and suspenders, a leather basque, and a spiked dog collar with a tag on it which had the word's "karl's gimp" emblazened in rhinestones. He was discovered with an orange in his mouth and a McCain/Palin t-shirt wrapped around his head. He is believed to have suffucated.
The police spokesperson said that they had removed the McCain/Palin t-shirt from the victim to save embarrasment to his family."
'"The Police spokesperson said the man was found wearing 4 inch heels, hold up stockings and suspenders, a leather basque, and a spiked dog collar with a tag on it which had the word's "karl's gimp" emblazened in rhinestones."
Suffocated by a McCain/Palin t-shirt?? That's so vanilla! Now, if he had been like that bible-thumper in Alabama - dressed in TWO wetsuits and a dildo up his ass AND his head wrapped in a McCain/Palin t shirt well, now we're talking some major kink!
it is said that you can tell when
a civilization is disintegrating and
in decline because the language becomes
distorted. i believe from the first day
a humanoid first spoke, the ability of man to
communicate has failed.
or "inferior" language.
Languages do what they are supposed, by their speakers, auditors, writers and readers, to do. Language is first, overall, pragmatic. There is no language which, whatsoever else of what it may be capable of doing, neither informs nor enjoins. as long as those two functions are in play, pretty much all the rest is window dressing. Language works with the social context available to it to create meaningful linkages, patterns.
It has become abundantly clear that the reason the Republic party wants to legislate morality is because they have no frikking clue as to what that word even means.
Wikipedia: Furry Fandom - Sexual Aspects
The Conservative element of the Furry Fandom tends to be the nuttiest, much like any other interest group.
and was charmed, both at the wit of the neologism, and with the idea that people dressing up as imaginary, anthropomorphic creatures in order to complete themselves some how should without apparent irony label one of their own in the same language that, from the outside, might be taken to describe them...
You trying to take all the fun out of hypocrisy ???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyIjwbH98Kw
republican values are screw everyone you can while lying out your ass.
They are insane people the whole party is one big lie.
They learned from frank luntz to say the opposite of what they mean.
republicanism is a mental illness.
Sexual Harrassment Pan-Dah!
He was harmless. This Republican is not.
Republican yiffing panda bears o.O
Is this what we see briefly going on in one of the rooms in the original "The Shining", where there's something going on with a guy in a pig mask?
I didn't know Rush Limbaugh had a bit part in "The Shining"!
As a furry (no, I don't dress up in costumes), I would instantly admit that sexuality is an integral element of furry culture if conservatives conceded the point that there is a connection between being republican and criminal behavior.
The problem is that he tried to pick up an underage kid. Not the costumes. Although the costume aspect insures that no one in his ex-boss's district will ever forget him.
some of the biggest pervs out there.
and pure make being a perv that much more fun. We might be missing out on that part anyway. However, I can do without the felony charges...
little kids doing what mommy told them not to do....
But especially Mommy, I suspect.
The types that are for legalizing sex with children all seem to be Republican base supporters, its clear from their mindset and language.
And from that recent sexual harassment court case, with that Makris intern, an elderly Faux 'daddy' repeatedly phones up the the girl and masturbates while talking dirty to her. Not to mention the use of the battery powered device on himself while on the phone.
Which would be worse, the moans and groans and mutterings, or the buzz of the 'Anal Intruder'(tm)...
(anybody remember the movie 'top secret' and the fatal confusion of 110/240 and plugin devices...)
The court transcripts of that case are unbelievable, I bet none of BullyO's viewers have read them, once read you could not watch him again without peeing yourself with laughter at the fau hypocrisy.
If, he hates women, and uses his position for making them have unwanted children, and he is a sexual predator, likely NAMBLA member, and if not, well qualified, is apparently a pervert, and now has committed many crimes....
when will the apology tour begin? Is he a big enough gay republican to go on tour with babydick?
Dressing up like furry animals to have sex with kids??? Pedophilia AND beastiality fantasies??? Jesus! That's getting into some dark, dark uncharted sexual territory.
Never heard of it, but of course we can always count on Repub/Conservatives to judge, condemn and hide it. It's kind of nice that something in this world is reliable, never changes.
I've never watched CSI -- has it always been kitsch comedy?
i've never watched csi -- has it always been kitsch comedy?
mrs. skippy tells me that don bruckheimer, the exec producer, is heavily into bdsm and other kinks. tho how mrs. skippy knows, makes me wonder...
make that "bow-wow"
and i thought it was made up till i saw another reference on entourage about the practice.
but if you love stories about loser gopers dressing up in animal costumes to have sex, you'll love sadly, no!'s piece furrygate: the furrying.
it's still not as bad as the repubbb who was into beastiality and necrophilia and sadomasochism.
but why beat a dead horse?
goodnite and be sure to tip your waitresses!
Every Christian Republican does it.
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