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This is a story from June of 2006:

Santorum debunked over WMD's by FOX NEWS

Santorum: I'll show you the classified documents right here...

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ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

sljonez's picture

"I'm still trying to redeem myself from the Terrie Shiavo mess I created"

Buddhabreath's picture

"I'm a brain-dead, perverted, closeted, lying fundamentalist SOB I know, but I swear when I first wiped my ass with this the smear looked exactly like Jezuz!!!"

Roket's picture
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“If your business needs strategic legal counseling, give me a call at 1-800-555-CASHOUT, that’s 1-800-555-CASHIN, I mean out, no I mean in, not wait, it’s out, I think”

flobflo's picture

going down on me right here.......

dswagz's picture

Virginia's familiar and favorite Ex-Pennsylvania Senator.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_(sexual_neologism)

His head is so far up his his ass that those are not actually his lips in that picture.

Ricky_the Obscurantist's picture

is a member of the Shishoni Illuminati and is not to be approached without the King James version of the bible. Non carborandum bastardi!!

QUALAR's picture

This paper depicts my brain encrypted with Jesus juice.

LibertyLover's picture

"Balloon Boy" Grows Up and Continues to Play Hoaxes on the Public


Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.

Pennlady's picture

Earth to Santorum.... Earth TO SANTORM!! Wonder what planet he is on.


pennlady

real_earl's picture
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..."but wait, there's more! ..."


I'm Boycotting NewsCorp! Heres what not to buy: http://www.cjr.org/resources/index.php?c=news...

dswagz's picture

"See? Right there, in black and white ...Proves Exactly what I'm saying. Just as God is my witness"

felixelf's picture

"I'm constipated"

Now YOU Pat the Bunny's picture

"I'm frothing at the mouth over this." (Thank you, Dan Savage.)

Amitola's picture

as Pennsylvanian, all I can say is we did our part to get rid of Ricky.
Now, we need to work on Arlen and Bob.


"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of Stupidity" - Frank Leahy

matrixbandit's picture

...and as you can clearly see, my new redaction method of smearing santorum over the paragraphs in question, is quite effective.

BetterThanNoSN's picture

With the slightest bit of morphing his picture i swear i can hear a 'what, me worry'?

Shoeless's picture

"This captured document reveals the exact locations of all WMDs in Iraq. The locations and the names of those involved have been censored by the administration as a matter of national secur...what's that?...really?...ummm...my aide has just informed me that this is the original document and no copies have been made...nevermind."

Original Col Kilgore's picture

"Ok Ok , Which one of you has been playing with my fetus collection again ?"

Q/ "Hey Rick !!!"
A/ "What ?"
Q/ " Where did you get that ?"
A/ " Get what ? "
Q/ " That dumb fuckin look on your face."

VegasRage's picture
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Fallacies in-a-bOX Shilled as News

SURPRISE! Did I scare you?


Goodnight, Frau Blücher

Karen's picture

Yeah, so, this is a picture of the splattering that was my wife's miscarriage, and we'll be bringing the remains of the child home to meet its brothers and sisters after the show.


Everyone is equally entitled to the pursuit of happiness. Wasn't that once self evident?

futt the wuck's picture

I used to be a dumbass.
Now I are one.

project's picture

Maybe they should have used a wide angle lens. I swear I can hear his dog?

josephebacon's picture

He's stupid enough to believe that JC and his Sonshine Band are gonna rapture him in May.

seldoc's picture

but that doesn't matter one little bit. Whatever stupid thing he says gets reported as fact without comment. Lord, this man is actually being touted as a presidential contender, and the MSM is lapping it up. If this fool or his feminine fellow traveler, Sarah Palin, were ever elected it would be a disaster, and these "reporters" are smart enough to realize it. Yet, they refuse to do their jobs and actually question what he says.

Chopvac's picture

Why is he called Rick Santorectum?

Because his head is that far up his ashcroft.

NavSpecWarVet's picture

I actually defended Santorum the other day. A guy I know was saying that Santorum liked to eat shit sandwiches. I corrected him and told him that Old Rick doesn't like bread.

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