Sarah Palin and the 3-Step Libby Legal Defense Fund
By Jon Perr Monday Mar 23, 2009 8:00amFacing hundreds of thousands of dollars in legal fees over her myriad ethics woes, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin announced she may launch a legal defense fund. Decrying "the political blood sport" including the "the politically motivated Troopergate probe" which have engulfed her over the past year, Palin may turn to supporters to pay off the half-million dollar debt she has incurred. Luckily, there's already a proven model for bankrolling the legal fights of Republican wrongdoers. As Scooter Libby showed, it's as easy as 1-2-3.
The first step, of course, is to tap into the deep pockets of well-heeled Republican faithful. On the day of his Plamegate indictment, former Cheney chief-of-staff Libby received a check, courtesy of former U.S. ambassador Richard Carlson. He was just one of the GOP who's who backing Libby, a conservative all-star list featuring Mary Matalin, Barbara Comstock, Steve Forbes, Jack Kemp, Alan Simpson and many more. Having already launched her obligatory political action committee (SarahPAC) to endear her to Republican candidates nationwide, Sarah Palin is well on her way to asking right-wingers nationwide to pay back the favor. (Of course, one would think her rumored multimillion dollar book deal would be sufficient to cover her costs.)
Second, Palin should follow Scooter Libby's lead in securing the allegiance of a prominent member of the media to plead her case. For Libby, this faithful mouthpiece was failed CNN and MSNBC host Tucker Carlson. From Libby's indictment and conviction through the commutation (but not full pardon) by President Bush, Carlson declared Scooter's innocence while savaging prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald. (At no time, of course, did Tucker inform viewers that his father Richard was a key adviser to the Libby legal defense fund.)
Happily, it appears Palin can cross this item off her to do list as well. As ThinkProgress noted earlier this week, Fox News' Greta Van Susteren has made a cottage industry of fawning interviews with the Alaska Governor. That Van Susteren's husband Joan Coale also happens to be the man "guiding Palin's political image in Washington" (if not actually a paid adviser) is yet another serendipity.
The third and final step in mounting a successful and lucrative right-wing legal defense is to recruit a Republican presidential contender to your cause. For Scooter Libby, that role was played by former Tennessee Senator and TV star Fred Thompson. Another member of the Scooter Libby Legal Defense Trust, Thompson spoke publicly on Libby's behalf, including his May 12, 2007 tear-jerker:
"After years of sacrifice and service to his country, he sits at home with his wife and two children awaiting a prison sentence. His name is Scooter Libby."
Here, too, Palin already has a check mark: herself.
(This piece also appears at Perrspectives.)








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What an idiot
In a few minutes, Captain Kangaroo and I will be going to the barn to see real cow poop. Yes, real cows and real poop. Our biggest cow is named Sarah. Please stayed tuned.
to the Save St. Sarah of the Starving Hungry Markets fund.
I get the feeling that soon she and her "unwed mother" daughter will have even more in common.
What is it $10 million? I guess she doesn't want to have to spend her own money
Republicans NEVER use their own money.
to use ours though!
the Lawyers make the killing.
Hey Palin, request all of your state's stimulus money and use some of it to pay your legal fees....no, you're not above that.
Am I the only one that thinks of this when I hear the term serendipity?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxTunPvi5pY&fe...
But your links help lead to more pleasant dreams before the brain cells died.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5lZoz0ouoA&fe...
I still can't find a link with Barbara Carrera as the Chiquita Banana girl peeling herself.
unfortunate.
You can DOIT!
Best I could do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VuMprbYzyY
D'jall hear palin denounced Obama's Special Olympic joke the other day?
Her disabled kid was just a studio prop to her during her run.
The Greg Stillson habit is hard to break.
Bitch cut the Special Olympics budget for Alaska in half before her son was born....sheesh.
Also this round of stimulus money that she wants to deny includes more money for special education (among other things).
Let me try and wrap my brain around this one. She wont take public financing for her state for education, healthcare and unemployment but she wants the public to pay for her legal fees? That sounds about right with Sarah.
in its nightly white trash sympathy hours, hosted by Nancy Disgrace and the one. Better find that FL kid or convict the other kid's mom soon--here comes the new kid in town...
... and Botox Greta can do a homemade porn tape together.
God, this woman is sickening.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Oy2EdpzWOE
it's like watching a car crash isn't it.
What a pathetic mess, and she is simply just too stupid to know enough to keep her mouth shut and just go away.
What palin is now requiring Alaskan high schools to show in sex education class:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfxjzC0UizY&fe...
those were the good old days!!
"After years of sacrifice and service to his country, he sits at home with his wife and two children awaiting a prison sentence. His name is Scooter Libby."
What, no puppies and kittens in his lap? A regular Norman Rockwell type that Scooter Libby.
Nod Nod
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ona-RhLfRfc
Sorry, the puppies and kittens are all being used as "animal shields" to protect the AIG executives at the moment. Didn't you hear about all those emails from people saying they'll kill the AIG executives' kittens with piano wire if they ever find out who got the bonus'?
By the time the 2012 race rears its head over Alaska airpace, Palin will be able to see her presidential aspirations evaporate from her house.
Then she'd better send those out to make sure an eye is kept on her very dysfunctional party.
You'd think she'd be more worried about a house from Kansas falling on her then a measly $1/2 million lawyer debt.
Sarah Palin's greatest hits
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJvmrmwVc_k
I don't think she actually knows what ethics are. She really thinks like the popular girls in high school.
Since I'm pretty and popular everything I do is justified. She has no empathy.
It's gettin' so a businessman can't expect no return from a fixed fight. Now if you can't trust a fix, what can you trust? For a good return you gotta go bettin' on chance, and then you're back with anarchy. Right back inna jungle. On account of the breakdown of ethics. That's why ethics is important.
It's all good. As long as the right wingers are spending all their wingnut welfare money keeping their Republican operatives out of jail, they can't be spending it on campaign commercials and lobby groups.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/23/pali...
... and was reminded again what a vapid little airhead this former beauty queen is.
Just pitiful.
damn stupid...and vindictive.
Is there any doubt that this party is a turd in the toilet waiting to be flushed?
Yes?
And like some turds...they refuse to go down with a second, and in el rashbo's case...a 3rd time.
Interesting how the Republicans now considering political blood sport as bad. I guess we've come a long way since their witchhunts cost the Clintons MILLIONS of dollars in legal fees.
as Judge Judy says,
"you do the crime, you pay the fine."
i have had enough of this bitches bleeding
heart sob stories. she has
allegedlycommitted these crimes, so fuck her and let her
pay for the legal defense.
Alaska volcano erupts 5 times (the number of kids Sarah Palin has) near the town of one of Sarah Palin's daughter's same sake, Willow. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090323/ap_on_re_...
What would Pat Robertson say if a gay person adopted 5 kids and a volcano erutped 5 times near the town of one the kids name sake? He would say God is sending the evil homosexuals a message!
Repent your evil crooked ways Palin! Repent!
Now, I'm waiting to hear from Pat Robertson to see if he will damn her to hell.
Those freaks claim God don't like ugly. Lol.
Maybe she ought to wink more. Flirting more with the Republithugs sugar daddy's couldn't hurt... ha ha!
Wow and this is supposedly one of the Republithugs' rising stars huh?
she can always turn tricks at GOP fundraisers.
She'd have more success flirting with the GOP if she were a teenage pageboy, don't you think?
"If she can't afford a lawyer, one will be appointed... " That's what you get when they bust you.
Karma's a bitch, ain't it, Sarah?
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