How can you have memoirs without memory?

The mantra of this national nightmare has been, "I don't recall."

Thanks, but no thanks.

President-elect Obama will speak at 2:30 eastern time and also take questions from reporters. He's going to speak about the economy.

I think it's wonderful that other countries are so excited about our new soon to be president. Remember after the 2004 elections someone started a website titled "We're sorry world"? People from all over the US expressed their apologies for the reelection of george bush. Well today maybe someone can start a "You're welcome world" and people from other countries can tell us what they think of our new presidential choice.

Just goes to show how out of touch this goon is.
He really believes that people give a fuck about his life, thoughts (what few there are), etc.

A far more interesting, appropriate and probably marketable book
would be one in which individuals that have been harmed by the policies
of this perpetual frat boy and his mob relate how they have been
impacted by all of the mayhem these wastes of stem cells have created.

I really didn't care what he tought eight years ago, I can't imagine
I'm alone.

As if he would be truthful. I doubt it.

in jail and let him write his memoirs from there.

Something like Helter skelter. He couldn't write it himself. Maybe he could hire a ghost writer.

1) 911, and "My Pet Goat" while it was happening.

2) Iraq war and 4189 dead as well as 43,787 wounded service men and women; oh year, a loss at the cost of almost a trillion dollars.

3) economy tanking twice

4) election fraud for both elections

5) Halliburton and other no-bid scams

6) high gas prices and record profits for the oil companies every quarter of his presidency, and doing nothing about it

7) never admitting to his mistakes and not apologizing to the American people for committing them

8) Guantanamo and the erosion of human rights

9) allowing and even encouraging torture

10) The housing bubble breaking, and the mortgage crisis

It might get some interest.

Obama will be speaking shortly.

"Certainly the longer he waits, the better," says Marji Ross, president and publisher of the conservative Regnery Publishing, which is more likely to take on anti-Obama books in the next few years than any praises of Bush.
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"Only in hindsight will history show whether Bush is deemed to be a good president who sacrificed his presidency for what he believed in or whether history judges him to be a failed president," Ross says.

Bush as martyr?? Well, well, well . . I never saw that one coming!!

It would be more of a challenge to write a book about the good things his presidency had done for the country.

how big will Jan. 19, 2009 be? Imagine counting down the seconds like New Years (5...4...3...2...)

It will take toad boy a year to pick which color of crayon to write the book with. Lets go now to Dubyas mind to see what deep insights he has to inspire us, "enie-meanie,-chilie beanie, oh look there's something shiny,ohooooo,ahaaaa,ohooo." Can't wait to see the last of his criminal ass!-CEO,citizens,eyes,open.

But only if I was guaranteed there would be no spoilers for My Pet Goat. I haven't read that one yet and I want to be surprised.

taken some time to do the research but I think I can establish without a doubt that no coloring book has ever cracked the NYT bestsellers list. Hence the publisher's disinterest.

"Certainly the longer he waits, the better," says Marji Ross... "Only in hindsight will history show whether Bush is deemed to be a good president who sacrificed his presidency for what he believed in or whether history judges him to be a failed president."

How long do we all have to wait for the official decision? At what point does 'history' decide, yup, this man will definitely go down as the worst president ever, all right - a disgrace to the office, an embarrassment to the American people, and an indelible black mark on the reputation and integrity of the United States?

Tomorrow? January, when he finally vacates the White House? Next year? Fifty years from now? A hundred?

How about...

now.

"Blow Me America, I'm Still Standing"

I've been up Obama Mountain back in 1974 while stationed there in the Navy. The road to the top was not meant for a car, it broke down before reaching the summit. I believe the British had/have a secure "weather observation station" at the top. Antigua was the best duty I ever had.

His memoir should be called:

"DWI - Deciding While Ignorant"

Although I like the idea of his having plenty of time in prison to catch up on his literature and then scribble his own story down with a stubby pencil on cigarette papers, in which case the title could be:

"The Ballad of Reading in Gaol"

My Memoirs by G.W. Bush

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The End

It's widely accepted and thankfully believed now, all too late, that the Warpig is a pathological liar who had no more business being the Leader of The Free World than the author of 'The Pet Goat' (that's the real title and all due respect to the authors). It would be full of lies and propaganda and would be a work of fiction in the genre of fantasy/adventure.