Rod Jetton Opposed Repeal Of Laws Against Gay Sex, Calling It "Deviate Sexual Intercourse"
On Tuesday, we brought you the story of Republican Rod Jetton's arrest for beating his mistress unconscious during sex. On Wednesday, TPM unearthed an op-ed Jetton wrote a couple of years ago and surprise, surprise - he refers to gay sex "deviate sexual intercourse:"
Rod Jetton, the former Missouri House Speaker, fired a state lawmaker from his committee chairmanship in 2007 because the lawmaker had changed a bill in order to end a state ban on gay sex -- or what Jetton called "deviate sexual intercourse."
In a 2007 op-ed he wrote for the Southeast Missourian newspaper, Jetton explained why he had recently removed Rep. Scott Lipke, a fellow Republican, as chair of the Committee on Crime Prevention and Public Safety. Lipke, he wrote, had sponsored and handled a bill to protect children from sexual predators, which Jetton supported.
But, wrote Jetton:
Lipke chose to use the bill to delete 14 words from our laws in order to repeal the gay sex ban in Missouri.
Thanks to that deletion, it is now legal to engage in deviate sexual intercourse with someone of the same sex here in Missouri. This law had been on our books for decades. Read one...
These people are unbelievable. So in Rod's mind, he can push a woman beyond her boundaries by beating the crap out of her during sex, and that's perfectly acceptable -- but if two men wish to make love...now THAT is deviate behavior. It is becoming clear why this guy was a rising star in the Republican Party.
deviate sexual intercourse with HIMSELF!
From the land of 10,000 lakes
behind bars, he may be able to speak first hand about the degree to which such acts are deviant very soon.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
jetton needs a good butt-f**king
for his hypocrisy and immoral deviant behavior.
Cohen...
way late to this Par-tay.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
damn key largo crud is whuppin my butt...and NOT in the good way either.
He would be the only one who would want to have sex with him! No self-respecting female would have sex with that dweeb!
“The greatest evildoers are those who don’t remember because they have never given thought to the matter, and, without remembrance, nothing can hold them back,”
someone on his legal staff neglected to inform former speaker jetton that the USSC had beaten rep. lipke to the punch, and the law itself was already null and void, even without the amendment.
perhaps that's why he's the "former" speaker?
Why does Jetton think that's OK to do to a woman, in addition to drugging, choking and rape, but making love between two men is wrong? Something is indeed deviate here, and it's Jetton.
Would that be okay?
"When are we going to stop trying to tell elected officials what to do. Our job is to spend the taxpayers' money the best way we can." -- Tommy Watkins, Justice of the Peace, Crawford County, Arkansas
Of course, according to Richard Cohen (see previous thread) this sickness starts in childhood.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOu2MYXjU74
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
"this is a mans world..."
make that straight mans world. straight breeder males get away with sexual-deviant behaviour the rest of us would be jailed for....
That's right, since Lawrence v. Texas in 2003, we're all able to have sex with any person (or group of people) we care to, as a constitutional right. But states do like to make symbolic stands. I think it was only a few years ago that Mississippi (or Georgia, or someon) actually repealed their segregation laws. In Wisconsin, and many other states, abortion is still illegal, the law just can't be enforced.
Nevertheless, it should have been mentioned that Jettson wasn't going to actually stop anyone in the real world from doing anything.
Is 'Was'... Jetton WAS a rising star... 'cause those days are gone forever, huh?
As much as GOOPers do seem to like their pervs some (see Vitter, David), this is prolly gonna be a leeeeeeetle too much for even them to forgive and forget.
He probably would have approved if the law specified that gay sex was legal if it included beating the crap out of each other.
not meant to be a reply to Mutton he said sheepishly.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Some straight people have some really nasty sexual activity. No sex is really pretty unless you are a senator on the Appalachian Trail to Argentina, of course.
of splendid tan lines take him.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
The cropped photo of Jetton and Schlafly shows them holding the Eagle Forum symbol fertilizing green balloons tied to a nest.
* World O'Little Known Facts is an invention of historical unimportance.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Speaking of Schlafly, I saw the guy on Colbert's show who is rewriting the bible for conservatives. I believe his first name was Andy and I know his last name was Schlafly. Is he Ms Schlafly's son? Anyone know?
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Yes, Andy Schlafly is Phyliss's son.
http://liberapedia.wikia.com/wiki/Andy_Schlafly
They're also the Conservapedia people: a centre for disinformation. Check it out sometime. I haven't been there for a while, but they had some zingers for searches like "Patriot Act". Use your imagination.
far left loon >.<
"Deviate Sexual Intercourse"
Is there any other kind?
:)
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that! " ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
Apparently not for Republicans...
there is Indeviate Sexual Intercourse, but it is limited to Invertebrate populations. Deviate Intercourse may be more popular
among Incarcerated populations. Jetton will find out for us and report back to his parole officer.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Yes there is, it's called "boring sexual intercourse"
"I could give a flying crap about the political process.... We're an entertainment company."
- Glenn Beck - Forbes interview; April 26, 2010
It has been my personal experience that if you have sexual intercourse with the right person, it's never boring.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
I once had consensual sex with a single member of the opposite sex in the missionary position with the lights off... Worst experience of my life! :P
"I could give a flying crap about the political process.... We're an entertainment company."
- Glenn Beck - Forbes interview; April 26, 2010
right.
... this is common for folks (men AND women) who've been forced / taught to suppress their sexual urges and made to feel such (natural) emotions / physical 'needs' are 'dirty'... and who are abused (ahem, 'disciplined' to use the word preferred and used by 'Focus on the Family' founder James Dobson) as children - this treatment as children develop an S&M mindset in the person... these are sick people... and we'll hear how the reich wing and their 'moral' supporters (wingnuts) will want their peers to pray for this person... but if someone they oppose politically bets a blowjob, they want to run him out of town on a rail... (that folks is called hypocrisy)...
plus, it certainly wouldn't be a shock to find out some day that this guy is in the closet.
Maybe if you beat your gay lover during sex, that makes it not deviate sexual intercourse?
Sex k___'s
"Sex Kills" is one of my fave tunes. Fantastic lyrics.
FIFU
FIFM (Fixed It For Me)
Noooooo....Phyllis Schafly!! My eyes!!! My eyes!!!!!
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
I know! She looks horrible - even for an 80-year-old that hasn't been laid since the birth of her gay son in 1960!
But, who is that really old lady in the red next to her?
...from 1955 into the modern world and refuses to relinquish her whitewashed, Leave-it-to-Beaver ignorance of the real world.
But seriously, she has not changed her clothes, hair, or mind since 1955.
Beware of anyone promising a future full of yesterdays.
Who needs mace?
Holding up a photo of Phyllis Schafly will ward off any GOP sexual predator.
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
Phyllis Schlafly's son is participating in the conservative rewrite of the Bible. He was born of a union between Phyllis and a normal
heterosexual predator with wings, talons, and feathers.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Wow, you answered my question before I even asked it above. Dude, are you reading my mind? Don't worry, it's a short read.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Deviate is a verb; the participial adjective is deviated, as in deviated septum. Doesn't he mean deviant sexuality?
Yes, I know this isn't important.
"Doesn't he mean deviant sexuality?"
I sure hope so!
lol
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that! " ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
Reminds of that old joke...
What's the difference between kinky and perverted sex?
When you have kinky sex you use a feather. When you have perverted sex, you use the whole chicken.
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
lol - good one!
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that! " ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
...if Jetton actually said "deviate" when he clearly meant to say "deviant".
Spell check will help you find misspelled words, but it doesn't know which words you MEAN to use....
Idiots.
"deviate"
anyway.
sex if you didn't talk so much.
Evet.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
believe me I've had more then my fair share of action.
Then why are you so crabby?
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
playing that hard-core "rock n roll" with hard core bands like that Lawrence Welk guy.
a'white'a boys.
And a 1 and a 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q2lxwlP65g
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Wow...that brought back some memories...
Hell they run it every Saturday on my local PBS station right before Austin City Limits.
I guess their development officer hasn't learned that you ask for the money to be left in the will before the viewers die.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
all the time, and HeeHaw too...now THAT was some craaaaaazy shit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqnm3A10m8I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihDSh4ViQKY
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
I bet the only way to get this guy to STFU is to put a male member in his mouth or . . . (you guessed it)
Tea-bag him!
:)
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that! " ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
Men who have teevees have more sex than they ever dreamed possible.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
It has more for the peepee than the teevee. It's why the Playboy Channel went bankrupt.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
I could care less about the whole "game" that goes with it at this point. Life offers more then being led around by and ruled by ones dick that's for sure.
like a true virgin.
if you only knew the truth
I had eight years of lies.
Don't need your baggage.
of take my word for it.
if offered with a clean renewable energy source.
Your word? About as good as Bush or Obama's.
Glad your willing to learn and are so open minded.
is a lying sack.
On the nose or the chin? Or does it matter?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
The sack lays beside the hammers, doesn't it?
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
ball-peen.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Got it!
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Y'all sure about that?
I am not sure what gets Jetton's rocks off, but he and they are now in a box.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
with ....rocks?
you're probably gay. If the box is botoxed you were probably hammeredat the Eagle Forum gig and ended up in the sack with Schlafly.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
You could write greetings for Hallmark cards.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
the market on snarky break up cards!
I work on sympathy cards for self
professed "progressives" who once had incurable crushes on
their fantasy Obamas.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
lately?
I better stay inside then huh?
Mr Show sketch for this thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Epw4Uf-h5w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihDSh4ViQKY
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Dude if that's the way you feel maybe you weren't doing it right.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
"...if two men wish to make love...
That sounds so gay.
;)
Now...if two men want to have manly relations with no strings attached, that's cool...but "make love"? Gaaaaay! };)>
Richard Cohen is pleased to announce the asscoiation of Rod Jetton with the International Healing Foundation.
* World O' Little Known Facts is not asscoiated with SEAS (Society of Eisenhower Administration Survivors).
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
“Thanks to that deletion, it is now legal to engage in deviate sexual intercourse with someone…”
“Dude! Awesome!”
“…of the same sex.”
“Doh!”
Why do straights get special rights?
"But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already."
Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant weblog, 11-29-05
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that! " ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
"It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry."
Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Mister Sandman, 1994
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that! " ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
is this guy Jetton's a moron.
that she should have known better then to have sexual relations with a deviate like Jetton.
That's not the woman he had sex with. That's a woman that no man should have ever had sex with.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
don't ruin my fun. And are we certain he hasn't drugged, beaten and raped Phyllis?
I don't think you could pay any man to have sex with that insane old lady.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Not even a deviate like Jetton?
balloons green?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
I think it would be the other way around.
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
I think that's giving Jetton WAY too much credit.
I absolutely love it when these hypocritical bastards are hoisted on their own petards. Anyone know if his wife has moved out yet? He looks like the kind of guy that you'd deliberately try to clobber with a basketball in gym class.
I recall he is divorced. Think it was an update on Wonkette.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Clobber...great use of the word too.
And yeah he does have that look for real.
Rod?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Spoil the..safe word?
The safe word was, "My septum has just entered my cerebrum!"
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Brutal!
What? Divorced? No way. What about family values and all of that bullshit? These guys are so full of shit.
Like Tiger Woods, Jetton's past is coming back to haunt him as former lovers tell his sordid secrets.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JuDz2UdbV3o/SNqLRrh...
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
I'm thinking they should outlaw SEX in Missouri so there could NOT be any more MORONS like Rod Jetton coming out of there. What an asshole!! The conservative states seem to be hotbeds of deviant sexual politicians! Maybe they should ban SEX in all of them!!
“The greatest evildoers are those who don’t remember because they have never given thought to the matter, and, without remembrance, nothing can hold them back,”
Maybe that's part of the thrill for him. If gay sex was more acceptable he wouldn't be able to troll for strange dudes at truck stops and bathhouses!
That's sounds like a gay porn moniker.
"Rod Jettison".
“The greatest evildoers are those who don’t remember because they have never given thought to the matter, and, without remembrance, nothing can hold them back,”
Or a character from here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suafkk2vWNI
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
"Hop on Baby, and I'll put you in orbit!"
Was that the first first kiddie cartoon reference to teenaged orgasm?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
He's just taking into account the views of the Larry Craig wing of the GOP.
Being sodomized senseless by some guy you picked up in an airport toilet is so much more enjoyable when it has that little frisson of illegality.
The woman he beat up?
If I could find a souvenier,
just to prove this tool was here.
And here is a green balloon.
I think of you and let it go.
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