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July 05, 2009 07:00 AM

Mike's Blog Roundup

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By Mike Finnigan

The Satirical Political Report: Why Sarah Palin's resignation is DEVASTATING to the GOP.  Naturally, on Independence Day, one day after she quit her job, this narcissist insisted that we pay attention to her on the internet.

Newshoggers: Where's my monkey wrench?

Seeing the Forest: It Was About The Oil

Bob Cesca's Awesome Blog: The Enemy Within? 

Raw Dawg Buffalo: united states of entertainment

onegoodmove: Buncha kewel links

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ysbaddaden's picture
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ysbaddaden — 7/5/09 7:12am

It's not kewel it's kewl, and it's not kewl it's cool, and it's not cool since cool is just a slang for something of a singular nature.

When we have slang words for slang words for slang words, this country is becoming impossibly dumb.

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Evet's picture
Enemy within?
Evet — 7/5/09 7:13am

Well I kind of see it like Bush was the guy who kept the bad guys off the lawn and Obama is the daddy bringing the ice cream home at the end of the work day.

curtilingus's picture
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curtilingus — 7/5/09 7:15am

"Researchers studying dolphin behavior have been noticing an alarming trend in recent years. They have discovered rogue packs of adult male dolphins gang raping swimmers in open waters."

Dolphins are really something!

ysbaddaden's picture
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ysbaddaden — 7/5/09 7:25am

Monkey see monkey do.

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Excelsior's picture
*shrug*
Excelsior — 7/5/09 8:35am

Yeah, they're not the glittery angelic creatures some people think they are. It's been known for a long time that dolphin gangs will corner females and force them into sex. Maybe the girls started fighting back, and the guys decided going after humans would be easier. Who knows?

There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits

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curtilingus — 7/5/09 8:47am

The article is a joke. I don't think dolphins have a prehensile penis that they use like an elephant trunk.

On my breaks at work, I used to play fetch with a dolphin. He would hop out of the water after tossing me his volley ball and wait patiently until I threw it. He was glittery and angelic, and did not strike me as a rapist.

Evet's picture
united states of entertainment?
Evet — 7/5/09 7:14am

More like United States of TV

Sheeple Awake's picture
It was all about the freakin' oil
Sheeple Awake — 7/5/09 7:25am

Two years before the invasion of Iraq, oil executives and foreign policy advisers told the Bush administration that the United States would remain "a prisoner of its energy dilemma" as long as Saddam Hussein was in power.

As I've been saying since 2003 to the wingnut morons who don't get it. May this thievery and disrespect of another country not go without international justice.

The internet is full of bogus 'American patriots', posting from places like Latvia, Qatar, and Nigeria.

curtilingus's picture
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curtilingus — 7/5/09 7:36am

Now that we conquered Iraq, we are a prisoner of our energy dilemma if we don't drill off the west coast.

Oh but the west coast is held captive by an evil Austrian dictator!

See how that works?

Amitola's picture
Na-na... na-na-nah.
Amitola — 7/5/09 7:44am

And, I've been saying it since about a month after 9/11 when Bush and Cheney first started talking up Saddam as the bogeyman. I read the PNAC docs in late 2000, as I stumbled across them when surfing the internet.

Therefore, I've had no doubt whatsoever that the implosion of the WTC buildings and the invasion of Iraq was merely part of the carefully crafted neo-con plans to steal the oil and gas resources from Iraq and Iran and set up as many permanent military bases in the ME as possible.

I'm glad that more information is slowly leaking out, so more Americans will begin to understand just how we're being manipulated by the Powers that Be in order for them to continue spreading their brand of corporo-fascist hegemony the world over. What we really need is a new, and complete investigation of all the information developed about 9/11 - because once Americans realize it was a false-flag op - we may be able to get about the business of taking back our nation.

"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of Stupidity" - Frank Leahy

Alice X - Chomsky Nader's picture
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Alice X - Choms... — 7/5/09 11:30am

I haven't read the entire article yet, I am overwhelmed by all the great writing out there today, they must have skipped the picnics on the 4th. (See naked capitalism 7/05 here for part)

From Voltaire Net here

Kurt Sonnenfeld : Exclusive interview

9/11 FEMA videographer at Ground Zero goes public

statusquObama, change you can only pretend in

Debber's picture
Thanks Alice!
Debber — 7/5/09 12:19pm

I found Kurt's interview fascinating... so many of us expected this and were pretty certain about what really went on there. Time for others to understand and for those who know to come forward like Kurt and his family. Wow!... just wow!!

curtilingus's picture
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curtilingus — 7/5/09 7:43am

Unemployment is the toughest job I ever had.

It is also the most stable.

ysbaddaden's picture
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ysbaddaden — 7/5/09 11:15am

Hope you don't have to shovel the stable contents.

Think the Stables of Augeias.

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

curtilingus's picture
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curtilingus — 7/5/09 11:55am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augeas

Thanks ys I knew nothing about that. That is a good fable about the pointless toils of work: shit shoveling. And the part where Hercules kills his employer is an added bonus!

Excelsior's picture
Re: Mike's Blog Roundup
Excelsior — 7/5/09 8:32am

one day after she quit her job, this narcissist insisted that we pay attention to her on the internet.

And then, as soon as we do, she starts running around trying to sue people. WHEN is this moron going to make up her mind??

There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits

Mike Finnigan's picture
Slang
Mike Finnigan — 7/5/09 8:53am

Glad we have readers who're sooo hip they can correct the spelling of made-up words, the knowledge of which is "impossibly dumb." I don't deserve you guys!

fil hussein oaks's picture
OK cool it you two.
fil hussein oaks — 7/5/09 8:55am

nt

ysbaddaden's picture
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ysbaddaden — 7/5/09 11:19am

At least I didn't say Frist...

...oops...

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

curtilingus's picture
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curtilingus — 7/5/09 11:58am

Hey the Barry's are in season.

Marion that is.

ysbaddaden's picture
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ysbaddaden — 7/5/09 12:49pm

Nothing bespeaks more of American patriotism than

Eating fatty German sausages

Washed down with German alcoholic beverages

Whilst watching Asian fireworks

Presumably by way of Italy.

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Midnight Rambler's picture
no links for spammers
Midnight Rambler — 7/5/09 3:27pm

Satiricalpolitical already spams TPM on almost every single post, there's no need to give them additional free links. I don't care if their articles are good or not, I refuse to go there on principle.

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