Mike's Blog Roundup

The Satirical Political Report: Why Sarah Palin's resignation is DEVASTATING to the GOP.  Naturally, on Independence Day, one day after she quit her job, this narcissist insisted that we pay attention to her on the internet.

Newshoggers: Where's my monkey wrench?

Seeing the Forest: It Was About The Oil

Bob Cesca's Awesome Blog: The Enemy Within? 

Raw Dawg Buffalo: united states of entertainment

onegoodmove: Buncha kewel links



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It's not kewel it's kewl, and it's not kewl it's cool, and it's not cool since cool is just a slang for something of a singular nature.

When we have slang words for slang words for slang words, this country is becoming impossibly dumb.

Well I kind of see it like Bush was the guy who kept the bad guys off the lawn and Obama is the daddy bringing the ice cream home at the end of the work day.

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Monkey see monkey do.

Yeah, they're not the glittery angelic creatures some people think they are. It's been known for a long time that dolphin gangs will corner females and force them into sex. Maybe the girls started fighting back, and the guys decided going after humans would be easier. Who knows?

The article is a joke. I don't think dolphins have a prehensile penis that they use like an elephant trunk.

On my breaks at work, I used to play fetch with a dolphin. He would hop out of the water after tossing me his volley ball and wait patiently until I threw it. He was glittery and angelic, and did not strike me as a rapist.

More like United States of TV

Two years before the invasion of Iraq, oil executives and foreign policy advisers told the Bush administration that the United States would remain "a prisoner of its energy dilemma" as long as Saddam Hussein was in power.

As I've been saying since 2003 to the wingnut morons who don't get it. May this thievery and disrespect of another country not go without international justice.

Now that we conquered Iraq, we are a prisoner of our energy dilemma if we don't drill off the west coast.

Oh but the west coast is held captive by an evil Austrian dictator!

See how that works?

And, I've been saying it since about a month after 9/11 when Bush and Cheney first started talking up Saddam as the bogeyman. I read the PNAC docs in late 2000, as I stumbled across them when surfing the internet.

Therefore, I've had no doubt whatsoever that the implosion of the WTC buildings and the invasion of Iraq was merely part of the carefully crafted neo-con plans to steal the oil and gas resources from Iraq and Iran and set up as many permanent military bases in the ME as possible.

I'm glad that more information is slowly leaking out, so more Americans will begin to understand just how we're being manipulated by the Powers that Be in order for them to continue spreading their brand of corporo-fascist hegemony the world over. What we really need is a new, and complete investigation of all the information developed about 9/11 - because once Americans realize it was a false-flag op - we may be able to get about the business of taking back our nation.

I haven't read the entire article yet, I am overwhelmed by all the great writing out there today, they must have skipped the picnics on the 4th. (See naked capitalism 7/05 here for part)

From Voltaire Net here

Kurt Sonnenfeld : Exclusive interview

9/11 FEMA videographer at Ground Zero goes public

I found Kurt's interview fascinating... so many of us expected this and were pretty certain about what really went on there. Time for others to understand and for those who know to come forward like Kurt and his family. Wow!... just wow!!

Unemployment is the toughest job I ever had.

It is also the most stable.

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Hope you don't have to shovel the stable contents.

Think the Stables of Augeias.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augeas

Thanks ys I knew nothing about that. That is a good fable about the pointless toils of work: shit shoveling. And the part where Hercules kills his employer is an added bonus!

one day after she quit her job, this narcissist insisted that we pay attention to her on the internet.

And then, as soon as we do, she starts running around trying to sue people. WHEN is this moron going to make up her mind??

Glad we have readers who're sooo hip they can correct the spelling of made-up words, the knowledge of which is "impossibly dumb." I don't deserve you guys!

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At least I didn't say Frist...

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Hey the Barry's are in season.

Marion that is.

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Nothing bespeaks more of American patriotism than

Eating fatty German sausages

Washed down with German alcoholic beverages

Whilst watching Asian fireworks

Presumably by way of Italy.

Satiricalpolitical already spams TPM on almost every single post, there's no need to give them additional free links. I don't care if their articles are good or not, I refuse to go there on principle.

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