No matter what happens tonight, we know two things: Media bobbleheads will say Bill DeBlasio's huge victory on a left-wing platform in New York City has no special meaning, and that Chris Christie's victory in New Jersey heralds a huge comeback for the Republican Party!
And if Terry McAuliffe wins, maybe Virginia will be safe for lovers again.
We'll post results when we get them. In the meantime, fill us in on your local election news. Anyone try to steal your vote?