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Soft Toilet Paper 'Worse Than Driving Hummers'

I normally don't put that much thought into toilet paper selection; I just buy what's on sale. But this campaign has convinced me to look for and purchase toilet paper made from recycled paper. From the Guardian:

The tenderness of the delicate American buttock is causing more environmental devastation than the country's love of gas-guzzling cars, fast food or McMansions, according to green campaigners. At fault, they say, is the US public's insistence on extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply products when they use the bathroom.

"This is a product that we use for less than three seconds and the ecological consequences of manufacturing it from trees is enormous," said Allen Hershkowitz, a senior scientist at the Natural Resources Defence Council.

"Future generations are going to look at the way we make toilet paper as one of the greatest excesses of our age. Making toilet paper from virgin wood is a lot worse than driving Hummers in terms of global warming pollution." Making toilet paper has a significant impact because of chemicals used in pulp manufacture and cutting down forests.

A campaign by Greenpeace seeks to raise consciousness among Americans about the environmental costs of their toilet habits and counter an aggressive new push by the paper industry giants to market so-called luxury brands.

More than 98% of the toilet roll sold in America comes from virgin forests, said Hershkowitz. In Europe and Latin America, up to 40% of toilet paper comes from recycled products. Greenpeace this week launched a cut-out-and-keep ecological ranking of toilet paper products.

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QuakerDave's picture

That extra soft, extra thick stuff is not good for your toilet, either.

But some of the recycled stuff is literally hard on your butt. Buyer be aware.

Seventh Generation. I highly recommend it. 100% recycled paper.

Dahgrostabph-r-i's picture

They say they carry it at my local grocery store, thanks for the link, I'll check it out!

Comrade Rutherford's picture

I can find Marcal in my local supermarket. They make a partially recycled paper that is not rough at all. We use it almost exclusively in our house, when we can't find the 100% stuff.

So those of you that don't go to 'health food' stores or don't see 7th Gen anywhere, look for Marcal.

The WORST is Scott, BTW. If you are NOT like the 'Silent Majority' commenter, meaning that you are NOT gleefully working as hard as you can to destroy the future and kill your grandchildren, then avoid ALL Scott products.

miss_kitty's picture

I usually pay 10-12 dollars for a 12 pack. And it's no different from 'regular' toilet paper. And what's with 'The Silent Majority?' Not very silent, and IIRC, not in the majority. And a selfish asshole to boot.

I buy the 'crappiest' stuff out there. 24 rolls for $4.

(But that's in Korea, however, we do have Kleenex brand at North American prices too. Seoul ain't a cheap place to live anymore!!! Getting more and more like Japan/Tokyo all the time-- expensive.)


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

MountainMan23's picture

This story caught my eye too. I regularly read the Guardian.

The one time I travelled in Europe I was pleasantly surprised to find that the norm was grey toilet paper made from a high percent of recycled paper. Much more environementally friendly AND much less expensive.

Alas, back in the States, the only way to purchase such paper is from Health Food Stores where the price is MUCH higher than the 100% virgin fibre stuff.

Besides cutting down more trees than necessary, American toilet paper production also requires vast additional amounts of sulfuric acid to process the virgin timbers, another major environmental hazard.


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Peter G's picture

programs go this is one I can get behind. I can take some "rough with the smooth" as the saying goes.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

he he he. Get behind the toilet paper....(just where does that put you?)

Christopher di Spirito's picture

I'll recycle, use those peculiar light bulbs, drive less, and not buy bottled water, but when it comes to film for the brownie, I can't compromise.

I lived in Europe and I also spent many years in Latin America. Hard TP has consequences!

Milquetoast's picture

More than 98% of the toilet roll sold in America comes from virgin forests," said Hershkowitz.

(aghast)I had no idea we were cutting down old growth redwood forest for this kind of thing. snark

...actually I think he (can only) mean that 98 percent of toilet paper is not recycled.


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curtilingus's picture

Yes and I heard there are trees grown specifically for paper products. there is also pulp created as a by product of the milling process which I thought produced paper but maybe I'm wrong.

curtilingus's picture

Make it out of Hemp!

Its almost legal now and you'll get a little high everytime you take a dump.

Milquetoast's picture

n/c


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Excelsior's picture

will never make a comeback, at least not until all the trees are gone. There are too many rich coprocephalics making fortunes off cutting down trees.


There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits

curtilingus's picture

I predict you will see a shitload of people growing marijuana in california this year. we already know it is not an enforcement priority for the state, it was fear of the feds coming in and confiscating your property for as little as six plants that has kept many people from growing.

Thanks Obama that threat has been removed. Hemp will follow.

Don't anyone touch my redwoods.

It's actually very easy to grow (........I've heard.) :-)


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

curtilingus's picture

That's why we call it weed!

Rduke's picture

HEMP for paper..

Hemp for food..

Hemp for plastics..

Hemp for Fuel (both bio-diesel and methanol/ethanol) ..

Hemp for insulation..

Hemp for building materials..

Hemp for cardboard..

Hemp for books..

Hemp for canvas shopping bags...

Hemp for coffee filters --*(if you love coffee and do not use a french press---)

Hemp for cosmetics.

Hemp for medicine..

Hemp for humanity..

Hemp for victory!!!

The Silent Majority's picture

Hemp for idiots.

Rduke's picture

Hemp for you too...

(Although with such a perfect ratio of EFA's to help build a strong BRAIN.. even those once self classified as idiots will have the neuro amps to actually open their eyes and see)

The Silent Majority's picture

I guess my issue is people who want to smoke pot always try to hide behind the wonderful uses of hemp. Just say want you mean. You want to get high. Feel free. Just be honest about it and lose all this "hemp cures cancer" b.s.

I want to get high. I also think hemp has many very good uses. I want both.


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

Brad's picture

Hemp growing willy nilly is a threat to the carefully selected breeding of high potency pot. Pollen gets everywhere, turning the potent buds into lower potency seed.
I buy ground hemp seed in large sacks for a healthy source of fat, protein and fiber.

curtilingus's picture

silly willy nilly you're supposed to smoke the flowers.

miss_kitty's picture

Your link for the people making this claim? I think you made it up. I for one am sick of the uneducated cop talk about pot.

Clothing. There's a hemp clothing store in Vancouver. All 100% hemp.


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

jharp's picture

I wonder why the bidet never caught on. I used one in Hong Kong and felt as clean as if I'd just showered.

And those of us with daughters can attest to the huge volume of toilet paper they use. It's a sore subject at my house.

curtilingus's picture

You mean a "butt jacuzzi"?

I have an Asian bathroom (all tiled, floor drain) so I use the showerhead, and squat. I feel so much cleaner. In SE Asia there is a hose in every washroom. Toilet paper??


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

curtilingus's picture

You guys are right. Americans have something weird going on with bathroom design and hygiene.

The Germans might be second. their weird toilets with the "viewing platform" that keeps you dump up and out of the water so you can have a look-see.

I had an east Asian roommate years ago who did the same thing in our standard US apartment bathroom. After using the toilet, he'd step in the shower and squat under the faucet to rinse himself. His mother was Japanese and his father Chinese, and he told me that in Japan men sit on the toilet instead of standing. Keeps things cleaner and quieter, he said. He was right.

curtilingus's picture

I would miss wall urinals.

In 1986 I went to Rome. My mom who lived in Northern Italy at the time and took me to the last outdoor urinal in Rome. It was on the sidewalk, no cover or partitions. Just whip it out and do your thing.

The Silent Majority's picture

Are certainly an alternative to toilet paper that I could deal with. No muss no fuss and your fresh and clean all day. It could work. Lets go with that instead of recycle newspaper.

Cool. Now you're talking. Hugs and kisses.


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

I never understood the aversion to bidets in this country. We Amis wipe and wipe and wipe and still have dirty fudge holes, not to mention hemorrhoids and bleeding.

biswal's picture

get a handheld bidet next to your toilet.
http://sanicare-bidets.stores.yahoo.net/sa500...

Rep. Don Young made a comment many years ago about liberals and their disdain for environmental destruction. He remarked that they still use the softest toilet paper. Greenpeace and Young are right if we overlook some of our most basic habits when alternatives are availble.

Personally I use Green Forest 100% recycled, 90% post consumer, no bleach. C'mon folks, this is an issue you can resolve while sitting down.

Excelsior's picture

I've used single-ply, plain for years, and whenever I can afford it, I buy the unbleached recycled kind.

The real problem is the whole water-based system that fouls rivers and oceans for no good reason. What we really should be doing is designing systems that compost all that crap, so we can do something more useful with the result than tossing into the earth's DRINKING WATER. There are innovative companies making products from cattle droppings (like Poo Pots, makers of biodegradable plant containers), so why not human feces?


There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits

Peter G's picture

They're called digesters and pretty much all waste treatment plants have them.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

More from Asia. Traditionally, and in many country areas still, it is taken from septic beds and used to fertilize crops. We North Americans have become squeamish about body functions, like, somehow, they are evil-- or sumthin'.


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

Peter G's picture

That has been largely banned in the industrialized countries. Unless the material is thoroughly treated and sterilized it is quite dangerous. I'd make damned sure I had a full panel of immunization (especially for Hepatitis) before I'd eat a piece of lettuce in the countries where untreated waste is used for such purposes.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

The Silent Majority's picture

Why do you think most of our food borne illnesses come from raw vegetables produced in other countries. Human was is a vector for a pile of diseases like hepatitis, e.coli and some other nasty customers. If its all the same I don't think we should be eating where we crap or crapping where we eat.

Funny, for thousands of years it hasn't killed the Asians. But hey...


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

Peter G's picture

the mortality tables by country from the UN and I think you'll see otherwise. Infectious diseases are still the biggest killers on the planet.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

I have not been sick in 11 years and I eat these vegtables daily.


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

Butt the idea that me wiping my ass is somehow comparable to driving a HMMWV is a load of shit.

Your ass X billions of people = forests cut down for your delight.


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

BC's picture

You can still choose soft, virgin paper with designs that compete with the Mona Lisa for complexity & beauty and butt-rape the environment. Not only is it a case of virgin wood, but the appalling pollution from the bleaching process. Paper bleaching is one of the most polluting things modern humans do.

Seriously, how soft can a people get when they complain that recycled paper just isn't as gentle on their fat arses and would rather justify destroying the world?

i made a post on that subject only this week on the evolution of corn cobs from yesterdays times in country out houses to todays modern conviences of toilet paper , and though it wasnt anything offensive i said it was deleted with the notation that it was to much information by the site monitor , oh the humanity!

curtilingus's picture

Jesus lilith thats almost better than susie's article.

do not dispair , for in the comeing yrs when your forced from your homes by the gentry and thiers no toilet tissues to be had the country folks solved that too, besides corn cobs thiers tree leaves and they will be more to your likeing as the softness of them will lite up your face with a smile!

Too much information?? We all do it!!!!


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

w7com's picture

When Costco has it in bulk I'll use it.

Consuming bulk is what makes you use so much TP to begin with. ;)

RobertD's picture

We should be staying the hell out of Costco--for everything. It's a monument to excess.

Peter G's picture

Buying bulk quantities of basic products usually entails buying less packaging.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

The Silent Majority's picture

It's bad enough being lectured by nut jobs about the kind of car I drive, the light bulbs I use and my conspicuos lack of recycling but I'll be damned if I will let anyone tell me what to wipe my bum with. Get a grip. Logging companies replant trees, They are a renewable resource. It would stupid for those "damned capitalists" to destroy their revenue stream by not replanting trees. I think the environmentalist movement has lost touch with reality. Conservatives are often accused of being out of touch, but at least we have the good sense to leave the tissue issue alone.

Go on consuming as you please. There are always peole like you that don't accept new ideas. It's easier to go on with your merry life. Everything is OK. The planet is in great shape. Right?


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

Rduke's picture

It takes decades for planted trees to equal what was harvested.

1 Acre of Hemp yields, what it takes 4 Acre's of trees.

It also can do this 3 times a year (or even 4 harvests)... meaning in the most favorable areas that do grow industrial hemp can yield in ONE year roughly what it took 12-16 Acres of trees 40 years to achieve.

Plus.. it takes less chemicals to process and produce a softer paper for your cantankerously dense, and precious bum.

You are so out of touch its not even humorous anymore... But don't worry, we will not categorize and isolate you.

You too are welcome to partake in the future.

Stop being so afraid.

BC's picture

you wonder why Americans are derided around the world as fat, lazy,insular and a massive waste.

Fine, use trees when you require the product. Wiping your fat ass is not a good use. Recycled paper will do just fine, and you'd barely notice the difference.
This is an easy one. You don't even really have to go out of your way to stop being a wasteful asshole, literally.

Rico's picture

I can just hear it now: "Liberal Democrats impose environmental tax on soft toilet paper!"

Doesn't matter if it's true or not, and there goes our majority in the House in 2010.

The Silent Majority's picture

I see just such a thing coming. Kind of like attempt to tax gas guzzlers, junk food, cigarettes and anything else liberals deem "bad" for Americans. Please for the love of God let us kill outselves in peace.

Rico's picture

I wasn't joking. This is just the tip of the iceberg. It's going to be nonsense like this (and not the big things like war, peace and the economy) that might force Obama to face a Republican majority in the House in 2010.

You mean, like bank service charges, and credit card company charges have caused people to rise up in arms? Just wait and see how many compnaies will charge for everything. One UK airline wants to charge passegers 1 pound to use the airplane toilet. (Wasn't that here yesterday? Tequila?)


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

The Silent Majority's picture

Capitalism, the bane of liberalism and obviously the work of the devil.

Do you support the EPA? (Even though it has been gutted, but, anyway.) Aren't you glad they don't spray your food with DDT? Aren't you glad much of direct dumping of waste into our rivers has been stopped? Capitalism, unchecked, would pollute so fast we'd all be dead by now.

Do you remember Love Canal? Read about it, if you don't:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Canal

"Among its legacies, Love Canal will likely long endure as a 'national symbol of a failure to exercise a sense of concern for future generations."

And, from the EPA:

I visited the canal area at that time. Corroding waste-disposal drums could be seen breaking up through the grounds of backyards. Trees and gardens were turning black and dying. One entire swimming pool had been popped up from its foundation, afloat now on a small sea of chemicals. Puddles of noxious substances were pointed out to me by the residents. Some of these puddles were in their yards, some were in their basements, others yet were on the school grounds. Everywhere the air had a faint, choking smell. Children returned from play with burns on their hands and faces."

(Wiki)


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

Rduke's picture
lol

No..

People are waking up too fast for them to put back in the box..

Republicans are not getting a majority.

Kilgore Trout's picture

Well tyree, this one might get deleted to but here goes.
While travelling through Europe in the early seventies I came across many a different type of course TP. Of course in eastern europe one was glad to get any TP whatsoever, it was bad enough that many a toilet was only a hole in the ground type with two indentations to put your feet. However, the stangest stuff I have ever found in all my travels was TP from England (gov't issue) that I was given in Moscow. It was course brown paper with a "waxy finish". Terrible stuff to learn how to use properly as it was kind of slippery. Never came across it anywhere else again.

a step up from dekalb eh!

It's sad that the few Americans who know about this issue are treating it as absurd or unreasonable or wacky.

Several years ago, I saw part of a US sitcom where the idea of using recycled toilet paper was ridiculed (I think it was the short-lived "That 80s Show"). Set in the 80s, it featured a teenage "preppy" character and another teenager. When the non-preppy said she was switching to recycled toilet paper, a laugh track erupted and the preppy grimaced.

The damage that baroque toilet papers do has been known at least since the 90s, though perhaps not in such detail, and I personally switched to recycled paper when I found out years ago. Why do I think I need quilting and bleaching and perfuming and lotions in toilet paper? My ancestors didn't have it and did just fine. Most of the world doesn't have it and they do fine. This is a problem with an obvious solution.

The Silent Majority's picture

Your ancestors also did not have antibiotics, MRI's, Electricity, Central heat and Air, automibiles, televisions the internet et al. Tell my I would refuse to use that which makes my life more comfortable when there is no substantial harm associated with it.

deang's picture

None of which are related to the topic at hand.

curtilingus's picture

LOL.

It's important we stay focused here TSM.

The Silent Majority's picture

It seems to be the liberal mantra. What is good for us is inherently bad for the environment. Besides, I'm pretty sure you brought it up. (Read the last paragraph of your post).

What is good for us?? The topic is how unnecessary it is for quilted, powdered, bleached, lotioned, disposable paper products to flush down the toilet. It is not about a ban or tax on toilet paper. It's called conservation: awareness. Wouldn't you like to leave the planet inhabitable for your children and grandhildren. Do you not feel a responsibility to do so?


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

The Silent Majority's picture

I sure do want to leave this planet inhabitable for my children. If this is the biggest issue we have standing in the way of that by all means, lets address it. Otherwise lets leave the decision on the type of crap paper to the individual.

It's one issue of many. The point is, we live an unsustainable lifestyle. The planet is at its limit for renewing resources as the population swells.


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

The Silent Majority's picture

I guess is the point where we should be advocating abortion or genocide. I mean the population is only going to keep growing and the planet is already at the limit. Time for a little Logan's run stuff, maybe kill off everyone over the age of 35. Limit births. I don't know.

Ugh, groan. Yes, every first born must be slain. Geez, give it a rest.


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

BC's picture

is not a silver bullet solution. It is a lot of small changes.
Like not using paper from virgin forest and bleaching the crap out of it, of which the tailings run into the local rivers.

You could also argue that, if your vehement stance against recycled paper is taken as an example, that some people are too stupid to make the right choices. So leaving it to an individual who cares more for his lard ass than the world he leaves his children won't work, will it?

RobertD's picture

There is plenty of evidence that air conditioning and automobiles have created SUBSTANTIAL harm to the planet (remember smog, for God's sake, and chloroflorocarbons that were used in AC for a long time?).

These things may make your pampered life easier, but that doesn't mean they're neutral in terms of the damage they do.

But hey, use away. All of this stuff came to us courtesy of cheap, easy-to-obtain oil. We are now past global peak production according to most petrologists and geologists. When oil is no longer easy to get or of good quality (which is already happening), things like central heat and air, cars, teevees and, yes, cheap, soft toilet paper will become increasingly difficult to afford, and then to find at all.

So wipe away!

The Silent Majority's picture

What is the solution, returning to the stone age and wipping with leaves, or is that also to environmentally unsound. I do not have central heat and air, just as a point of fact. My point was that your comparison with what our ancestors had was a non-sequitur. Please feel free to use sandpaper or rocks or whatever makes you feel like your doing something beneficial to the environment. This is a joke of an argument there are much more serious threats to the environment and yet kooks get caught up on ridiculous arguments like this. Geeze, its no wonder nothing gets accomplished in this country.

RobertD's picture

You're right--what our ancestors had isn't the point. And yes, there are many more serious threats to the environment than what kind of toilet paper we use.

But this is a red herring, to some extent. No one here uses "sandpaper or rocks" or feels the need to. The point is that conservation isn't a joke, and even with something as sophomorically funny as toilet paper, there are better options than some of the choices we make as a society. Do we need legislation? No. But is what we're doing sustainable? Probably not.

One thing seems sure, at least to me, though: if we keep using resources the way we are and increasing our population at the same time, our grandchildren may become VERY interested in what our ancestors wiped their asses with.

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Improve your diet and you'll barely need the stuff anyway. Yup, like clockwork: pinch and gone.


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

FilthyHarry's picture

I wipe my ass directly on trees.

The Silent Majority's picture
??

I admire your stamina but your rear has got to have callouses.

Milquetoast's picture

good for the tree!!!

(bad for your ass?)

...lemme guess...you own a cotton tree plantation?


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Milquetoast's picture

(than I go through t.p.) in three months...


audit-prosecute-incarcerate

While we're at it, chuck away your need for "Dixie Cups", paper towels (biggest unneeded waste ever!!!!), and any other insane paper products we've been told to consume all these years. (Our Canadian forests are disappearing at an alarming rate. Our boreal forest is larger than the Amazon rainforest.)


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

Peter G's picture

but that is factually incorrect. The acreage of forest has been increasing for the last twenty years due to quite substantial replanting efforts. The relevant statistics are available from the Ministry of Environment. Old growth forests are a different matter.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

Then we've seen different news reports. I tend to think the trees are going, but they may try to tell us otherwise. But who would want to do that: to mislead? Kimberly Clark?


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

liberalNmoderation's picture

does not count.

Peter G's picture

quite surprised that more tp is not made from recycled fiber. The de-inking and re-pulping processes result in short fibers which limit the amount of recycled material that can used in products such as newsprint. It can't be made stiff enough. Recycled pulp is a natural for products where stiffness is not desirable. Personally I would pay a premium for such a product if they could guarantee the source. Say the National Review or Jonah Goldberg's print overuns.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

tballou's picture

I think the science behind this claim is very suspect. First of all, in the US at least, the wood for paper products does not come from virgin forests, of which there are basically none outside of national parks. This wood is grown in managed tree farms that are cut every twenty to fifty years and replanted. There are more forests in the US now than in any time in recent history because of this practice.

There is also a huge difference in greenhouse gas issues between using carbon obtained from forests (even virgin ones!) and burning fossil fuels. All of the carbon in trees is cycled pretty quickly through the ecosystem when compared to the scale of climate circulation and cycling. Even the oldest growth forests are no more than a few thousand years old, and most wood products are much less than 100 years old, whereas the carbon from oil and coal is millions of years old. All the carbon we release from trees was in the atmosphere just a short while ago, while all the carbon from fuels was there millions of years ago and is now being added to the carbon that is already there.

The Silent Majority's picture

Someone out there with a touch of common sense. I beleive we are the minority here.

I'm going to have to agree with you on this - only with one caveat. There is nothing wrong with conservation of resources. Be it TP, Paper Cups, Paper towels - or bulk mailing. Every little wipe helps.

...now back to the hilarity of it all.

The Silent Majority's picture

I am abolutely an advocate of conserving for two reasons. 1. It makes good economic sense on a family level, the less I use the less I have to buy and 2. I have children and I would like to leave the world in as good a shape as I found it for them. I know, hardly sounds like a conservative point of view.

Trittydi's picture

Just for fun - amazing to watch - this is a tree farm.
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BC's picture

what the bleaching process is before posting. You may have to retract your arguement.

While we're at it, how about all that white, bleached paper (from virgin forests) that goes through the office copier and laser printers. Completely unnecesary in many cases. You can buy re-cycled newsprint for copiers now. It works just fine. We had one at my last school.


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

The Silent Majority's picture

I would argue just on principle but paper in industry is pretty much unecessary with the advent of e-mail and other paperless forms of document storage. I have been a cop for many years and I am amazed at the amount of paper we use. I would advocate doing away with most of it just as a purely economical measure.

I worked in an office to make the Ontario Registry system paperless. We never used so much paper in our lives. Probably about 10X the average consumption. They wanted everything on paper, to back up the paperless system.


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

You reminded me that there was one point my staff called me the boss from hell because I made them recycle paper printed only on one side and no longer needed by turning it upside down and recycling it first through the fax machine before it hit the recycling bin.

To be honest I did it to save on the cost of paper, never realizing it was a really green thing to do.

This TP thing though, if carried too far, will have a way of coming back and biting Democrats on the butt.

This is NOT a DEM "thing". It is an article in the (U.K.) Guardian we are discussing.


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

You're absolutely right, but things like this have a way of getting out of hand. How long do you think it will take for networks like Fox to pick up on it and make it a "DEM thing" whether it is one or not?

It's a worthy topic, and I'm enjoying the discussion, and as others have noticed, the fun of it. Things have gotten too serious lately, don't you think?

Well, if FUX makes it a Dem thing, there's not much we can do about that, is there? No doubt, they'd love to. Call BillO.


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

might say? I don't roll that way. Fuck them.

I won't decide what I say or discuss or be concerned about because some halfwit at a network which employs only halfwits might call me names. They already call me names, and they've cowed many in the nation with their name calling.

I do that at work and at home. I also reduce the size of my copies to 74% to get two one one page.


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

You are entitled to your opinions, but, here, we're just discussing some of our needless, wasteful practices. From discussions come ideas, and knowledge sharing. It's not an evil liberal plot. Please try to help instead of shooting everyone down. That's not a lot to ask, is it?


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

and erroneously calls himself 'The Silent Majority' yeah. It appears to be quite a lot to ask. He's selfish. And his attitude is a major part of the problem in this society. I mean look at one of his posts here -- he equates concern over wasteful practices to a 'liberal' call for forced abortion and birth control.

These asswipes really need to learn to use a dictionary and look up the words they are intent upon using. He is speaking of totalitarianism, which, along with fascism (which we are trying to throw off right now) is about as far away from 'liberalism' as one can get. Not bright enough to work that one out, though.

Trittydi's picture

At our store they carry it in little packs - four to a package - and the costs are outrageous compared to the other we use - Scott's (single Ply).

I'm all for the recycled product - but because of our budget, I'm simply NOT going to buy it.

If they sold it in bulk like Scott, and it brought the price down some - I'd consider buying it. Until then - if they want us to buy it - they have to find a way to make it more affordable.

We do as much as we can to be green conscious, including flourscent bulbs in every room in fixture in our house, lowering indoor temps, watching how far we drive, etc. We recycle almost everything, including clothes - if we can't we give it away.

They need to get smarter about this.
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The Silent Majority's picture

Despite all my protestations the truth is this; if it was as comfortable to use and as cheap to buy I would probably use it. The truth is that around here it just doesn't exist so it is a moot point. I only get up in arms when the comparison is made that people who use soft toilet paper are destroying the planet, the truth is we are just wiping our arses. I am pretty sure there is not a conspiracy of conservatives standing around plotting the demise of the environment through good anal hygene.

No one is accusing you of being evil, or saying that you ought to go to jail. This is about raising awareness. Something we're all guilty of willfuly ignoring. Out of sight, our of mind.


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

The Silent Majority's picture

That most liberals and conservatives are good willed towards the environment, I just think that issues like these and grandious comparisons of toilet paper to hummers is a bit off the chain. Neither of these things is ultimately going to destroy the environment. As on of the posts mentions above all this carbon was in the environment to begin with. It didn't kill the dinosaurs that was a meteorite. It didn't cause any of the other mass extinctions in this planets history. If you need a cause I suspect that we are more likely to die from a nuclear related disaster. Lets concentrate on nuclear proliferation for a while. When we get that solved lets come back to the TP issue. I guess the main difference between us is we have different priorities. This issue is not that big a deal. Not unless you accept the premiss of the original story, and I do not. I have however enjoyed the exchange of view points.

We can't be responsible for the banner/headline of this news article, or its content. We didn't write it. It's pointing out our perpetual abuse of the things around us, and how a simple, unthought of, item in your household may not be as innocuous as you think. The headline is to grab your attention, a common journalistic ploy.


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

BC's picture

if you accept that there is one. In other countries they sell recycled paper which is 90% as good as virgin bleached. The only difference is 'demand'.

JTode's picture

Apologies for nasty mental imagery, but let's be blunt.

I have tried SO many recycled papers it's not funny, and invariably, they make my ass bleed like a stuck pig. I do indeed have a tender bottom. It upsets me, no sarcasm, that I might as well be driving a hummer, but there's only so much I can take...

I've also noticed that all the recycled paper up here seems to be the same stuff - we've bought many brands, but it's all the exact same quality and the exact same pattern. I suspect that all the manufacturers up here have chosen the same outside supplier for their branded product.

If you have this problem, by all means, don't make yourself bleed. I seem to have an iron...


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

Super_Bear's picture

the scarring will eventually give birth to stronger skin able to withstand the harshest toilet paper. Minor suffering to save the earth. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. A bloody butthole now makes a strong one later.

miss_kitty's picture

doesn't mean EVERYONE needs to use the more refined stuff you may have to use.

And if you haven't tried Seventh Generation, take from me whose had radiation damage 'down there.' Very accommodating for my needs

Brad's picture

you have less to wipe, and you will feel better.

Evet's picture

there has been development of reusable toilet wipes.

http://living.wallypop.net/wipes.html

Rick's picture

This has to be one of the few times that the phrases, "cut-out-and-keep" and "toilet paper products" have been used in the same English sentence. I hope so anyway. :)

ConcernedCanuck's picture

The last 8 years consumption of toilet paper use in Washington skyrocketed as politicians needed it to wipe both ends that were spewing too much of the brown stuff.

... then they need to make it cost-effective.

if I buy cheap generic brand single ply paper, I use 3 times as much toilet paper than if I buy triple ply quilted soft stuff.

PLUS - it tears through so I get more crap on my fingertips causing me to have to use more soap and water...

PLUS - it tears up my butthole, which results in nasty assed anal leakage, requiring me to change my undies twice in a day, creating more laundry

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if I buy the seventh generation hippie brand toilet paper, it costs twice or three times as much as the Scott brand double ply.

I use the double ply, because a little bit gets the job done, it doesn't tear when I'm using it, and it doesn't rip up my asshole.

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if hippies want the masses to do something better for the long term, they need to make it advantageous for the masses to embrace it for the short term.

hippies often suck at marketing. I had no idea my toilet paper was "worse than driving a hummer" - I don't think I care. I'm looking at the short term investment I'd need to make, and I'm still not enticed to change.

I think you ought to consult a doctor. Your problems are bigger than "hippies".

But you did sum it up nicely in the end:

"I don't think I care. I'm looking at the short term investment I'd need to make..."


"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!

bmw 528's picture

Congratulations for sending an IOU to future generations because of your indulgent lifestyle which you consider an entitlement. No one is entitled to a consumptionist mentality that assumes that our resources are without end. They are not. It is well past time to do a favor for future generations by living within our means now and not being known as the greediest and most unapologetic consumers that ever lived. Is that the sordid legacy you want to leave your children?

If we don't change now then future generations will have to, for better or worse.


"We will find fulfillment not in the goods that we have, but in the good we can do for each other."

Robert F. Kennedy

TheNextDylan's picture

Where do you think the subsidies go to? They go to logging industries that clear cut forests, not to sustainable companies that have sustainable practices. All it will take it diverting subsidies from the clear cutters to companies that cut from sustainable forests, and then prices for sustainable products will fall.

You have a right to complain about costs, but blaming "hippie brands" as you call them is not the answer. You are right to advocate for these products to be more widely available to everyone, middle class and poor, and I hope they will be in the coming years.

burnt's picture

but everyone knows that products only succeed if they offer a quality / satisfactory short term solution at a low cost.

when I was in college I avoided stores like Whole Foods like the plague - because Whole Foods charged like 5 times as much as the Canned Food Outlets.

I shop at Whole Foods more often than not nowadays, because Whole Foods is actually cheaper than Safeway ... *ESPECIALLY* when comparing costs for "organic" foods.

being one of those "lower middle class" types of guys - well, I don't qualify for food stamps, and I don't earn enough to spend a little extra just for the cause. hell, I even shopped at Wal Mart today. I hated it! I hated the experience, and my conscience told me not to, .... but I saved so damn much money, I pretty much had to. I can't afford to think of the bigger picture. I gotta take care of the short term first.

so ..... if my asswipe is so catastrophic to the earth, then some entrepreneur smarter than me with more resources than me who feels all angsty about dangerous toilet paper .... needs to create a product that actually competes with brands like Scott.

for now, Scott is the perfect butt wipe. its soft (which, as I outlined in my previous "TMI" rant, cuts back on time and hassle) - and its cheap. single ply creates more of a hassle, and ... buying Seventh Generation brand butt wipe cuts into my cheese, milk, bread and beer budget.

bmw 528's picture

Tell that to future generations who will ultimately bear the real cost of our consumptionist mentality. I hope they see your post and realize that the problem with our generation was that we knew what to do, but were too apathetic and self centered to do much of anything about it until it was too late.


"We will find fulfillment not in the goods that we have, but in the good we can do for each other."

Robert F. Kennedy

ronhohn's picture

telling people that due to economic and ecologic conditions they are to use one 'single' sheet. If necessary, use both sides.


If you need funds to pay for essentials, you have a revenue problem
If you need funds to pay for frivolity, you have a spending problem

I would buy into this thread if it hadn't been busted by Penn and Teller's, "Bullshit".

Paper products like this are grown cyclically and not from old forest, or even trees older than one year. I could understand the bleaching chemicals.... which could be removed. I don't understand peoples fascination with white paper to wipe your ass. I'd almost prefer any color but white...
but before we go screaming, "Save the Trees." Remember all the trees grown for this paper were grown within the year for the strict purpose of toilet paper... not old growth trees.

another argument for the legalization of pot and hemp production.

Jeany's picture

the role of the Kotex King of the House of Representatives, James Sensenbrenner.

miss_kitty's picture

It's 'Grauniad' :D

billyshake's picture

I've been living in Asian countries for several years. Next to Western style toilets is what I call a 'bum gun' -- similar to a garden hose and nozzle. Once you've gotten used to this, you never go back to toilet paper. Toilet paper is gross to use AND bad for the planet. You'll feel cleaner and better about your place in the world if you install a bum gun. (I call mine the Ass Blaster 2000. Sometimes I have to smoke a cigarette after I leave the bathroom.)

biswal's picture

you can get these installed in the U.S. for under $100... it's a like removable showerhead.

cinorjer's picture

I am an old left wing liberal with no stake in the toilet paper or logging industry. My problem is, I simply hate being told lies from any lobby source, liberal or industry. This article is full of careful lies. Quality toilet paper is NOT made from virgin forests! It is mainly composed of the scraps and sawdust waste from tree farms! Look it up, people! When something doesn't make sense, then maybe it's because there's a problem with the message. The actual wood cut from a tree is way too valuable from any source, either virgin forests or tree farms, to use for anything but lumber for building.

It's not the first time I've seen this from our own side. Environmentalists in particular think because they have a good cause, it gives them the right to lie. That's the same "end justifies the means" thinking that the conservative right used to almost destroy America. And it leaves the people who do know the facts wondering what other lies our side is trying to pass off.

We are better than that. Recycling is a fine thing, but so is trusting people with the truth.

Regardless of the validity of all of the claims, this article did make me stop and think. Typically, I'll use organic supplies for a lot of my household tasks, but I admit to preferring the extra soft tp and tissues. And don't get me started on Bounty - it's wrong how much I like premium paper towels. I will start to try the recycled kind, and if nothing else, use a lot less of everything.
PS: I think you should have bookended the Rush Limbaugh post with this one! Would have been appropriate!


SNinTN

Jeff9's picture

Save money and the Earth and be clean at the same time! Get serious and add Bathroom Bidet Sprayers to all your bathrooms. I think Dr. Oz on Oprah said it best: "if you had pee or poop on your hand, you wouldn't wipe it off with paper, would you? You'd wash it off” Available at www.bathroomsprayers.com with these you won't even need toilet paper any more, just a towel to dry off! Don’t worry, you can still leave some out for guests and can even make it the soft stuff without felling guilty. It's cheap and can be installed without a plumber; and runs off the same water line to your toilet. You'll probably pay for it in a few months of toilet paper savings. And after using one of these you won't know how you lasted all those years with wadded up handfuls of toilet paper. Now we're talking green and helping the environment without any pain.

bootpdx's picture

One more reason to allow hemp farms in this country. All this talk of legalizing pot, and no one is talking about growing hemp. WTF?

bperkins's picture

I'm glad some others have commented on the utter hyperbole of comparing TP to driving hummers? What an outrageous claim. Where's the study? The claim of most TP coming from virgin forests is an outright lie. The NRDC intentionally conflates virgin forests with virgin fiber. Yes, most of the TP comes from virgin fiber, ie. logs and their by-products. Most virgin forests in the US are protected. Most of our paper and wood products come from lands that have been harvested multiple times and are dedicated production forests. The pulp comes from wood residues which are a by-product of making lumber. Recycling paper has environmental costs also.

I always like to see the hemp people go crazy about wood and how great hemp is. Please tell me how many acres of hemp occur NATURALLY in the U.S.? How many species of plants and animals occur in these hemp areas? The fact is that forests can provide multiple products to society including clean water, wildlife habitat, wood products, carbon sequestration, food, clean air, etc. This dualistic notion of saving vs. destroying forests is childish, absurd and a false choice. Natural forests are much more diverse and productive than ANY hemp farm would EVER be.

I would like to see some of these people who talk about clearcutting as destroying forests, try to walk through a ten year clearcut in the eastern hardwood region. Can't be done. It is full of new young growing trees. I've often wondered why people especially women go crazy over new animals such as babies, puppies, kittens, etc and people are attracted to new consumer products and yet there is no such appreciation of new trees. People cling to old trees. Why is that.

bmw 528's picture

Get a clue on how natural processes actually work before you post next time. Clearcutting is a very destructive and unnecessary practice and once the land is cleared, it takes centuries to restore what was cleared away.

Our natural resources are not like renewable agricultural crops to be harvested at will. And there is nothing wrong with hemp, the byproducts of it are more eco friendly then many of the paper, biofuel, or cotton products we have currently. The only thing stopping bigger scale production of it is paranoid fear and the social stigma that hemp is some destructive drug that needs to be eradicated.

Your anthrocentric view of earth is not sustainable in the long term, humans need to learn to live within their means and harmonize with the natural world, not dominate and control it. And as you suggest, there is no zero sum solution for recycling, there is only reduction of our impact on our planet. Recycling and prudent use and reuse of what exists today is far preferable to our consumptionist paradigm that ultimately will compromise the Earth.


"We will find fulfillment not in the goods that we have, but in the good we can do for each other."

Robert F. Kennedy

fingerbo's picture

...in all fairness, it's not "the tenderness of the delicate American buttock" it's the tenderness of the delicate American anus.

Devin's picture

This article has a bit on the ol' toilet paper issue but links to a bunch of other good sites on being "greener." I recommend.

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