Pat Robertson

Pat Robertson Begs God To Take Out President Obama
Pat Robertson is a very disturbed individual because on live TV, he prayed that God should "deliver us" from Obama now. Read more...
Robertson: Firing Mozilla CEO For Being Anti-gay Means 'God Almighty Is A Hater' Too
Televangelist Pat Robertson on Monday blasted "gay activists" for forcing out Mozilla CEO Brendan Eich after it was discovered that he backed the California Proposition 8 effort that stripped LGBT people of their marriage rights. Read more...
Pat Robertson Thinks Financial Computer Transactions Are The 'Mark Of The Beast'
Pat Robertson must be worried that Amazon is doing Satan's work because he believes financial transactions you make on a computer is "The Mark Of The Beast." Read more...
Pat Robertson: Jews Don't Mow Lawns Or Fix Cars Because They Are Polishing Diamonds
Wingnut America's favorite preacher wants to know why Jews are so darn good with money! Read more...
Pat Robertson Frets Over Liberal Zealots Who Will "Destroy The Health Care Supply"
After pronouncing himself a mainstream pundit, Pat Robertson took after liberals for their nerve to want health care for everyone. And a clean environment. And more. Read more...

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Pat Robertson Longs For The Days When Gays Were Stoned To Death
Pat Robertson was waxing poetically on the 700 Club today about the golden days when gays were stoned to death. Read more...
Robertson: God-hating Atheist Women Likely Got Raped, And Now They Reject Jesus
Televangelist Pat Robertson on Monday offered viewers an explanation as to why atheist women refused to accept Jesus as their person savior: They were probably raped. Read more...
Robertson: God Caused Power Outage As A 'Fun' Way To Punish Dems For Climate Talks
Television preacher Pat Robertson on Thursday explained that God had caused a brief power outage in Washington, D.C. to mock Senate Democrats who held a late-night discussion about climate change. Read more...
Pat Robertson: Horror Movies Give Demons 'Permission' To Wreck Your Car
Televangelist Pat Robertson warned a viewer on Tuesday that watching horror entertainment shows like "The Walking Dead" or pornography could allow "demons" to wreck her car. Read more...
Pat Robertson: 'Keep Your Mouth Shut' After Sex With Transsexual Women
Televangelist Pat Robertson has some advice for men who have sex with transsexual women: "Keep your mouth shut." Read more...