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Stupid Santorum Jokes

In honor of the Victims Group that blasted Santorum and his continued effort to make an ass out of himself, I've started something new. Instead of Stu

In honor of the Victims Group that blasted Santorum and his continued effort to make an ass out of himself, I've started something new. Instead of Stupid Blonde jokes,

C&L is unveiling: Stupid Santorum Jokes. Here's a few:

Santorum couldn't learn to water ski because he couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Santorum got excited because he finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2 to 4 years.

Santorum was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

Santorum hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.

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