C&L is unveiling: Stupid Santorum Jokes. Here's a few:
Santorum couldn't learn to water ski because he couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Santorum got excited because he finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2 to 4 years.
Santorum was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
Santorum hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
Please add to the list.