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 As a favor for the Young Democrats who will be shaping the future in our dotage: Have you heard about the Other female candidate for President? T

 As a favor for the Young Democrats who will be shaping the future in our dotage:

lisa.jpg Have you heard about the Other female candidate for President?

The good folks of Team Lisa over at the New Organizing Institute's Summer Campaign Boot Camp have released the following statement from their candidate, Lisa Simpson of Springfield. -

As the younger sister one of society's most notorious troublemakers, I've seen my share of injustice. Even Bart was never let off with such blatant disregard for the law. Being a proud American and citizen of Springfield, I am appalled to learn of President Bush's decision to commute Scooter Libby's sentence.

America is about liberty and justice for all, whether you're a C-average college cheerleader from Yale, a lapdog named Scooter, or a MENSA member with a 159 I.Q.. If I were president, I would uphold the principles and ideals laid out for us by our Founding Mothers and Fathers.

On this great American holiday, I wish delicious potato salad, yummy tofu dogs, and Duff Beer for all, and remember a vote for Lisa is the Intelligent Choice!

Happy Fourth of July, everyone. 

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