Todd Courser, who is the Michigan Republican sparking with another female lawmaker and then trying to spread homosexual rumors about himself to cover it up, has a new game plan.

Todd is a right-wing, family values Republican so when he got caught in a ton of hypocrisy, he took to The Facebook to bare his soul. And his buckets of crazy.He calls upon the Scripture to lecture us that he’s the victim here and we should all feel sorry for him. If you’re not on Facebook, I made a PDF of this.

However, you will miss all the funny comments on Facebook because there’s a thousand of them and that’s like a whole bunch of trouble on my part to convert to PDF. So get a damn fake Facebook account just so you can go look at the funny stuff.