Is nothing sacred anymore? Don't we have any priorities anymore? Despite winning the Tour de France, despite winning all those Academy Awards, winning all those Superbowls and serving with honor in Afghanistan, they have fired George Santos. Don't worry about Santos, he'll be OK. He's got that job as head bunny at the bunny ranch, the papacy and best selling author to fall back on.

But what about the country? We already lost Brent Terhune, the Poet Laureate of these United States. Who else is going to quit in protest? Matt Gaetz? Sporkfoot Barbie? Rosanne Barr? And are we ready for another insurrection? I hear reports that the Proud Mama Boyz are starting to gather.

And frankly, I feel a little lost without the consistency of Santos. At least with Santos, you knew where you stood. You could count on him never telling him the truth.

Open thread below...