If You Can't Sh*t In The Lake, The Yuppies Win
The Duck Dynasty folks go back to their roots and rough it on a vacation at D'Arbonne Lake and manage to equate defecation in the lake to yuppies selling America, and who would want to buy it then?
Duck Dynasty: Yuppies In Red-Neck Drag?
It seems that at least the younger members of the "Duck" clan aren't really red-necks...just rich yuppies in drag.