Mike's Blog Round Up
hi kids, skippy the bush kangaroo here, with the blog round up!
forget about the war on terror, what about the war on zombies? anyway, here's the top 20 things a presidential candidate can't say. and one thing we need more of, is limericks about democrats!
18 homosexuals face the death penalty in nigeria under islamic law, but don't worry, there's plenty of christian proselytizing in our own military (starring stephen baldwin). and jesus-shaped grease stains go for big bucks!
the angry bear wants to help you learn which candidate most agrees with you. but the gop figures scolding you is the best way to raise money. even worse, pavarotti is in the hospital!
concluding the economic questions of the week, how's your housing bubble? how's your stock market? how's your global economy? and just how smart are your economists?
well, kids, that does it for my guest stint at the round up. i want to thank mike for giving me this opportunity, and the lovely nicole for helping me with formatting, and also a big thanks to john for permission to steal the idea for skippy's late nite music club. it's been swell, and i'll see you all in blogtopia, and yes, i coined that phrase!
Thanks for everything, Skippy! I love your Round Up of stories. Very informative and a good mix.
helluva round up....economy..oh yeah...."here it comes,walking down the street....we get the funniest looks from..... everyone we meet".
"Whaaaaattt a friend we have in Steeeeephen;
'Tho his movies truly suuuck...
Heee discovered Jeee-buss
Tooo make a fast buuuck.
JALA-PENO!"
Keep on hopping, Skippy...
Love the proselytization article. Why have fundy whackjobs oppress women and kill themselves for Allah, when they can oppress women and kill themselves for Jeeeesus.
Well, isn't that special?
Mitt Romney may have bought today's Iowa Republican Straw Poll, but history mercifully shows that the winner rarely ends up in the White House.
For the details, see:
"Flashback: Pat Robertson Wins 1987 Iowa Straw Poll."
Some Dave Barry quotes on the economy:
The only reliable parts of American newspapers are horoscopes, weather forecasts, and economic outlooks, which are all consistently false.
The key economic indicator of a recession is that government economists go around announcing that the economy is improving.
Remember the part in Peter Pan where we clap to prove that we believe in fairies, and we save Tinker Bell? That’s our monetary system! It’s the Tinker Bell System!
That good ole southern christian love http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20070811/gay-funeral/
....at least they aren't picketing the guy's funeral with signs "God hates fags"...yet anyway....
"You've decapitated 11 tourists."
"They're coming for your children! Don't you understand?!?"
LOL
Be sure to watch the Bush vs. Zombies. It's good.
DO NOT FOLLOW THE ANGRY BEAR LINK. The survey s/he links contains pointlessly vague candidate staments, takes a damn long time to complete, AND DOES NOT WORK!
Stephen Baldwin couldn't give a shit about military homosexuals! He is a fucking bad actor in need of a new gig where he can make some decent money. Religion is the ideal one. If I wouldn't be scrupulous, I'd get into it also. Ask Haggard!
Have you ever seen that guy in a good movie?
thanks, skippy! hopefully a pick-me-up discussion will start around the neighborhood.
Heck of a job, Skippy.
I appreciate having a little discription with the link.
skippy, well done. Very stream of narrative.
Does anyone else have the feeling that the zombies have already gotted to duhb?
Who Gets The Short Straw?
thanks to all of you readers! like i've always said, the crooks&liars audience is the greatest audience in the world!!
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