Since we are in the thread of Biblical references, I would say that BillO would be likened to the Pharisees who used a false position of moral supremacy to condemn all who disagreed with them. Since Jesus did not see eye to eye with the Pharisees, one might hypothesize that BillO is not in a position to determine who is aligned with the devil and who isn't.
Yes, Georgie Duhmbya Boosh and his puppeteer Dick Chainknee.
Need proof? Keith Olbermann’s Latest Special Comment
Bush: Pathological liar or idiot-in-chief?
Olbermann: We have either a president who is too dishonest to restrain himself from invoking World War III about Iran at least six weeks after he had to have known that the analogy would be fantastic, irresponsible hyperbole, or we have a president too transcendently stupid not to have asked, at what now appears to have been a series of opportunities to do so, whether the fairy tales he either created or was fed were still even remotely plausible. Full story http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22134108/
O'Reilly should know, afterall, he does Satan's work here on earth.
This is the stuff of some really good satiric TV skit. You could O'Liely and Hannuaghty and Limpbaugh engage in a 'debate' about who is REALLY saten and end up in an NHL like fist fight. Hmmmmm.
I think this is some ego trip of Billys . . . he likes saying this kind of stuff for the "porn thrill" of seeing his name on DailyKos and Crooks and Liars . . . he has a complete drop into a stooper orgasim when Keith mentions his name
Indeed, what passes for "far left" in this country could be considered centrist elsewhere, or moderately liberal at best. I am sure that Mr. O'really would get a heart attack if he was to travel abroad and see what real left looks like. Europe would be especially counter indicated as a destination for Mr. O'really's health... as they not only have a strong left, but their liberals ain't afraid of being impolite and show their teeth when the time comes to tell the right what's what.
Thu, 12/06/2007 - 17:24 — Old Billy (not verified)
Ugh,
I just watched that clip. How can people watch a whole show? Nice imaginary evidence about "people that are glad Tony Snow has cancer." And then the "witty reparte" regarding who is and who is not a devil worshiper?
To me, O'Reilly is like a human fart. He even looks bloated. And every time he opens his mouth, more noxious fumes come out.
Wow, the official right wing machine must really fear the lefty blogs. I mean, if the gentle soul who runs Daily Kos is a satanist, then heaven help us.
Billo is a good soldier. You just don't understand him. As a big Bush supporter by being bat shit crazy it makes Bush seem sane. I could be wrong but it seems to be the new right wing modus operandi. It might just be working! Nah!
I am so sick of republicans and their FOX network and am getting sick of chicken livered democrats. Kucinich makes the most sense but he is a huge underdog.
God, I feel so much better about my Satan for prez t shirt, even though I originally figured it had already happened.
Does the great Satan at DailyKos need a 30 year old non, non, non (oh boy, is it non) virgin? I'm not sure I could actually find that many virgins locally (we got a high teen birth rate.)
Besides, do all us devil-worshiping liberals really want virgins?
I suddenly have a great craving for goat blood or Maggie Gyllenhall's character in Cecil B. Demented.....
Wait, I thought we were secular progressives who hate Christmas because we don't believe in "God"? How can we then worship a Christian entity? BillO's superior intellect far surpasses my eager Ph.D. training. /snark
Give him one thing, though... at least Bill O is consistently inconsistent.
Thu, 12/06/2007 - 17:29 — Barrett D (not verified)
i'm no bible expert, but doesn't the great deceiver, satan, only deceive in such a way to make people think they are doing gods work or what god wants? the evangelicals seem more reminiscent of this...
Actually, his mom is from El Salvador and his dad is Greek and spent part of his childhood in El Salvador so for Bill, yeah, being Latino with a Greek father makes him part of the devil's cabal.
i'm no bible expert, but doesn't the great deceiver, satan, only deceive in such a way to make people think they are doing gods work or what god wants? the evangelicals seem more reminiscent of this...
Yeah, it is funny how those who advertise their Christianity the loudest seem to be the least Christ-like.
I love that in the book of Genesis it's God who lies and not Satan. Satan told the truth regarding the tree of knowledge and what would happen to Eve. Good thing for God that they didn't get close enough to the tree of life. Why is it that Christians gloss over that little tidbit?
Thu, 12/06/2007 - 17:33 — David Hawes (not verified)
(spoken with a deep forseful voice) Years ago ,It was 'the left' . Last year it was the 'far left'. Now ,as Patriot Bill has revealed- It's the far far left. Thanks to Patriot Bill the far far far Left will eventually(GOD willing) be pushed off the face of This flat earth That GOD made for Repuplicans! Now back to Your regular bingo games.
I love that in the book of Genesis it's God who lies and not Satan. Satan told the truth regarding the tree of knowledge and what would happen to Eve. Good thing for God that they didn't get close enough to the tree of life. Why is it that Christians gloss over that little tidbit?
I love that in the book of Genesis it's God who lies and not Satan. Satan told the truth regarding the tree of knowledge and what would happen to Eve. Good thing for God that they didn't get close enough to the tree of life. Why is it that Christians gloss over that little tidbit?
Wow. Is that THE Melton, from Paradise Lost? What an honor.
Spewing hatred and intolerance like O'Reily does is the new way of acting "Christian" in our country. Sad. It's why I don't want anything to do with my childhood church as an adult. Big turn-off.
Oh, puh-leeeeeeeeeeeze...what does O'Reilly think this is, the Spanish Inquisition?!?!?
(All together, now -- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!")
If anyone qualifies as the Great Deceiver (given his capacity for bending and stretching the truth well past the breaking point, never mind his typical vitriolic rhetoric), I think it's O'Reilly -- although truth be told, he seems better suited to the role of the False Prophet who in the Book of Revelation is supposed to herald the coming of the Antichrist rather than the Prince of Darkness himself.
If I've said this once, I've said it a thousand times -- if refusing to march in lockstep without asking any questions or thinking for myself just because someone tells me to means that I'm destined to go to Hell, that sort of God is not somoene I consider worthy of my devotion.
Hmmm, you know, Markos does look a lot like Danny Elfman, who as lead of the band "Oingo Boingo" sang songs like "Dead Man's Party", which could be construed as possibly sympathetic to Satanic thought...
Oh, puh-leeeeeeeeeeeze...what does O'Reilly think this is, the Spanish Inquisition?!?!?
(All together, now -- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!")
If anyone qualifies as the Great Deceiver (given his capacity for bending and stretching the truth well past the breaking point, never mind his typical vitriolic rhetoric), I think it's O'Reilly -- although truth be told, he seems better suited to the role of the False Prophet who in the Book of Revelation is supposed to herald the coming of the Antichrist rather than the Prince of Darkness himself.
If I've said this once, I've said it a thousand times -- if refusing to march in lockstep without asking any questions or thinking for myself just because someone tells me to means that I'm destined to go to Hell, that sort of God is not somoene I consider worthy of my devotion.
We all agree? Voted We all agree. Tabled. Now let's lighten up It's friday!
Yea but its funner to brag about baggin a virgin instead of whose mom you screwed.
I don't know about that. Sometimes it's real funny to start talking about someone's mom who you actually have bagged.
What if the virgin was a mom? Like Mary from the bible. Or Mrs Cheney's wife? Then you'd really have have something to brag about.
Bragging, no. The occasional your momma joke, however, can be quite funny. Although thank you for bringing up Cheney's wife, who I have no problem believing is desirable to Cheney, but no, not for me. I've never been a fan of the housewife type.
For a guy who has a cunnilingus joke in his name, I didn't expect you to be sensitive about this. Nevertheless, I am sorry to have offended you. I did not intend to.
I am so sick of republicans and their FOX network and am getting sick of chicken livered democrats. Kucinich makes the most sense but he is a huge underdog.
I don't know about that. Sometimes it's real funny to start talking about someone's mom who you actually have bagged.
What if the virgin was a mom? Like Mary from the bible. Or Mrs Cheney's wife? Then you'd really have have something to brag about.
Bragging, no. The occasional your momma joke, however, can be quite funny. Although thank you for bringing up Cheney's wife, who I have no problem believing is desirable to Cheney, but no, not for me. I've never been a fan of the housewife type.
For a guy who has a cunnilingus joke in his name, I didn't expect you to be sensitive about this. Nevertheless, I am sorry to have offended you. I did not intend to.
I'm just playin right along man. No way you could offend this guy.
Indeed, what passes for "far left" in this country could be considered centrist elsewhere, or moderately liberal at best. I am sure that Mr. O'really would get a heart attack if he was to travel abroad and see what real left looks like. Europe would be especially counter indicated as a destination for Mr. O'really's health... as they not only have a strong left, but their liberals ain't afraid of being impolite and show their teeth when the time comes to tell the right what's what.
Good point. Conservatives are so insular. I just bet that most Republicans and Conservatives don't travel outside the US. If they did 1) they would realize the world does not revolve around the US 2) There are actually other cultures and races besides the US 3) the US is a youngster compared to other countries in the world today. My wife's English Aunt and Uncle own a thatched roof house that is 400 years old.
I make it a point to travel at least every other year outside the US. It is definitely an eye opening experience to see that the world is alot more liberal, tolerant and friendly then this society is and is heading. London is a mixture of all types of races.
One time when I was in London, a couple was looking for seats on a crowded bus. There was one man who took up two seats with him in one seat and his stuff in the next. He wouldn't even budge or offer the other seat when the husband asked if the seat was taken. He looked at his wife and said, "Must be an American." That little incident told me we sure have a bad reputation. You definitely don't want to advertise your Americanism when traveling abroad. We are scorned by the world for our rudeness and arrogance.
I see now. The War on Christmas is a giant battle between O’Reilly and Lucifer. This must make O’Reilly some kind of mighty angel or Cherub supported by God himself in his heaven.
Maybe God is the chief executive of Fox News! Holy Holy!
What if the virgin was a mom? Like Mary from the bible. Or Mrs Cheney's wife? Then you'd really have have something to brag about.
Bragging, no. The occasional your momma joke, however, can be quite funny. Although thank you for bringing up Cheney's wife, who I have no problem believing is desirable to Cheney, but no, not for me. I've never been a fan of the housewife type.
For a guy who has a cunnilingus joke in his name, I didn't expect you to be sensitive about this. Nevertheless, I am sorry to have offended you. I did not intend to.
I'm just playin right along man. No way you could offend this guy.
Thu, 12/06/2007 - 18:03 — David Hawes (not verified)
There is a terrific video on youtube called 'Kissing Hank's Ass'. Y'all should view it -only about 6 minutes. it's Hilarious and gives you a perspective on religeous zealots
And here I was thinking I had a blog just 'cause I was bored and didn't have a lot to do.....
:)
whenever 'GOD' is mentioned expect a flood of comments. I wait for em and read for pleasure.
No doubt!
BWAHAHAHAHAAA!
Hill Yeah ain't it great? We get to sit back and watch the hit parade of 'who is satan?' 'why is satan?' and MY all time favorite 'satan made my two-headed Baby'. Hee hee
Thu, 12/06/2007 - 18:09 — Bil Biloxi (not verified)
Thanks for entertaining us Bill-O throughout the writers' strike! By the way, did you get a call from Newsweek to be a columnist or did they lose your number?
Hill @ 67: whenever 'GOD' is mentioned expect a flood of comments. I wait for em and read for pleasure.
No doubt!
BWAHAHAHAHAAA!
Hill Yeah ain't it great? We get to sit back and watch the hit parade of 'who is satan?' 'why is satan?' and MY all time favorite 'satan made my two-headed Baby'. Hee hee
RE saying they're glad Snow has cancer, did they actually say this or was it just in the comments section ? if it it was in the comment section then it was more than likely put there by a operative of the neo-cons to discredit daily kos.
Hill Yeah ain't it great? We get to sit back and watch the hit parade of 'who is satan?' 'why is satan?' and MY all time favorite 'satan made my two-headed Baby'. Hee hee
This is classic Neocon methodology. If you don't like someones opinion, don't provide counter arguments as to why they may be wrong - instead, just call them names.
So Bill O'Really throws the blanket name-call (satanists) all over the entire "far left." This shows that he has no valid logical counter-arguments to progressive opinions and instead must resort instead to name calling. Weak. Very weak.
I just watched that clip. How can people watch a whole show? Nice imaginary evidence about "people that are glad Tony Snow has cancer." And then the "witty reparte" regarding who is and who is not a devil worshiper?
To me, O'Reilly is like a human fart. He even looks bloated. And every time he opens his mouth, more noxious fumes come out.
He should be left outdoors.
I can't watch BillO anymore.
His smug matter of a fact demeanor is just too insufferable.
Word on the street is that O'Reilly's best friend forever, Satan, made O'Reilly say that. People were figuring out that O'Reilly is controlled by Satan so Satan had to try to throw everyone off the scent.
This man is so close to the edge - I'm afraid the nuclear meltdown will come any day now.
He's bat-shit crazy - he's spinning out of control and it's driving him right off the cliff.
He doesn't even realize how out of control he is.
He can't handle his plummiting ratings and the fact that people now realize how pathetic he is -
He's stressed out over the public humiliation he suffers from the exposure of his inherent perversion and the fact that not only did he get caught, and then successfully sued by Andrea Mackris for megabucks - but the entire world knows it and can read his grotesque comments to her online. This episode has it's own Wikipedia entry. There's even an Opera about it.
He's stressed out over his unimaginable hatred of Keith Olbermann - coupled with the unbearable fact that KO's show continues to climb in the ratings in the single most critical demographic advertisers care about while his fall like a rock in the same group. They're going to have to beg people to advertise on his show soon. Don't think the sponsors know how risky this guy is.
And don't even mention Al Franken to him . . . .
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Was Oh'really ever a real newsman or has he always been a bad comedian? At this point does ANYONE , even those on the far right take this fool seriously?
I love that in the book of Genesis it's God who lies and not Satan. Satan told the truth regarding the tree of knowledge and what would happen to Eve. Good thing for God that they didn't get close enough to the tree of life. Why is it that Christians gloss over that little tidbit?
Not technically true. God said "If you eat of this tree ye shall surely die" but he never said WHEN (ie eat this and you will become mortal).
But wow... satanists? How can vegan, hippie, queerbait, activist environmentalists be satanists? Someone on the right needs to get their stereotypes in order!
PS speaking of which, I haven't heard much from Ann Coulter since her, "Christians want to perfect the Jews," comment. Perhaps that didn't sit well with AIPAC and the Anti-Defamation League. Just thinkin'...
RW Says: You know, the sad thing is that there are many in this nation (yes, even with the education we have available) that will actually SWALLOW THIS SAUSAGE
My thoughts exactly (except for "the education we have available" bit. The US barely has a functioning education system anymore and it's well known that it pales in comparison to the rest of the developed world). I have the misfortune of living in Texas, where I've worked around people who wouldn't let their 18-year-old children use the internet unsupervised "because the devil could get to them," who won't let their children participate in Halloween because "it encourages ritual killing of children," and who when discussing the grim toll of natural disasters like hurricanes will usually say something like, "Don't you think that happens because of people sinning?" Fox News takes up most of the airtime in such people's homes and there are millions of these people in the US, so O'Reilly equating reading liberal websites with devil worship will make a vast number of people wary of and hostile toward yet another reasonable source of information.
When you talk about Bill O'Reilly, you're talkin' about a huge and incisive intellect; a man of wide-ranging interests and boundless intellectual curiosity...
Actually what O'Rielly says is closer to the truth than you might first think. All he is really saying is he believes in the Devil and that the Devil has chosen to tempt or take command of human beings and get them to spend countless hours creating websites that piss him off.
Since Satan does not exist all he is actually saying is that what he believes in does not exist.
When you talk about Bill O'Reilly, you're talkin' about a huge and incisive intellect; a man of wide-ranging interests and boundless intellectual curiosity...
... NOT!
Oops... I think what I really meant to say was that O'Reilly is a pontificating Know-Nothing windbag of Hindenberg Zeppelin proportions, with his head stuck so far up his own ass that he can blow his nose on a certain loofa he misplaced there several years ago.
Indeed, what passes for "far left" in this country could be considered centrist elsewhere, or moderately liberal at best. I am sure that Mr. O'really would get a heart attack if he was to travel abroad and see what real left looks like. Europe would be especially counter indicated as a destination for Mr. O'really's health... as they not only have a strong left, but their liberals ain't afraid of being impolite and show their teeth when the time comes to tell the right what's what.
Good point. Conservatives are so insular. I just bet that most Republicans and Conservatives don't travel outside the US. If they did 1) they would realize the world does not revolve around the US 2) There are actually other cultures and races besides the US 3) the US is a youngster compared to other countries in the world today. My wife's English Aunt and Uncle own a thatched roof house that is 400 years old.
I make it a point to travel at least every other year outside the US. It is definitely an eye opening experience to see that the world is alot more liberal, tolerant and friendly then this society is and is heading. London is a mixture of all types of races.
One time when I was in London, a couple was looking for seats on a crowded bus. There was one man who took up two seats with him in one seat and his stuff in the next. He wouldn't even budge or offer the other seat when the husband asked if the seat was taken. He looked at his wife and said, "Must be an American." That little incident told me we sure have a bad reputation. You definitely don't want to advertise your Americanism when traveling abroad. We are scorned by the world for our rudeness and arrogance.
I find our Canadian Liberal party too far right. The Liberal party that gave us "gay marriage" and was about to legalize marijuana, before the last election interrupted that plan, so you can imagine what I think of American politics. There's truly no difference between BushCo. and the Nazis, they just haven't finished all their plans yet.
As for Americans abroad, I have to say I rarely hear a good thing about you guys. Last year in Bangkok, we had a table (of about 10 international-type people, and no Americans) with NOTHING GOOD to say, not even a bit. One "girl" wanted to fly over and "do in" a few folks: she was some angry!!! But, everyone agreed, the world would be better off if she did. (That's what people say behind your backs.)
Satan called me on the phone today (I'm listed in the phone book, unfortunately). I asked him why he had gotten me out of the shower to take his call.
"Listen, Mills...I've got this idea, see? We'll expose Bush and all the torture and spying he's been lying about. You're a writer, so just put down what I tell you, O.K.?"
I asked him why he had a Satanic urge to rat out the President of the United States. He replied, "Well, God is my enemy, right? And Bush says everything he's done is on account of his personal relationship with God. I know that's bullshit, so this is my chance to expose God as a fraud. Nothing else has worked, but this is a no-brainer. Will you help?"
"Sorry, Satan," I answered. "God doesn't work like that. People who think they're God lie, and break the law, and invade sovereign countries and kill innocent people, and do all kinds of venal things in God's name. But God is miserable about it, really. Why don't you try calling Dick Cheney?"
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Satan is Greek?
first to say Bill O'Rielly is a moron. At least first to say that on this story.
All this time, I thought Billo was Satan... hmmm... interesting. Do they have falafels in Hell?
good dog!!! i'm possessed!!!
Dang... I left my chalk in my other jeans.... anyone gotta loaner? I haven't drawn a pentagram in AGES!
That's not true. I drink the blood of goats purely for the taste.
O'Reilly should know, afterall, he does Satan's work here on earth.
Since we are in the thread of Biblical references, I would say that BillO would be likened to the Pharisees who used a false position of moral supremacy to condemn all who disagreed with them. Since Jesus did not see eye to eye with the Pharisees, one might hypothesize that BillO is not in a position to determine who is aligned with the devil and who isn't.
the repuglicans and the evangelicals are now becoming completely unhinged.
watch out....they will lash out against anyone now.
left or right we are all being duped
"Locus pocum shoobam bop".
O'reilly will now be turned into a toad at midnight. Bless the dark arts, and hail Satan!
Damn these secular devil-worshiping atheists!
oh-really truely is a small man living in a small world of his own creation.
People, PEOPLE !!!
LOOK !!!! There are PIGS flying in the sky !!! OVER THERE !!!! See that, pigs are flying in the sky !!!!
Moose @ 6:
Ironically in some cultures like the Mongols, warm goat blood from a freshly slayed animal is actually considered a delicacy...
"Are we being duped by the Great Deceiver?"
Yes, Georgie Duhmbya Boosh and his puppeteer Dick Chainknee.
Need proof? Keith Olbermann’s Latest Special Comment
Bush: Pathological liar or idiot-in-chief?
Olbermann: We have either a president who is too dishonest to restrain himself from invoking World War III about Iran at least six weeks after he had to have known that the analogy would be fantastic, irresponsible hyperbole, or we have a president too transcendently stupid not to have asked, at what now appears to have been a series of opportunities to do so, whether the fairy tales he either created or was fed were still even remotely plausible. Full story
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22134108/
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Dkos is far left? Really?
It's called deflection cuz Billy doesn't want us to see his pitch fork and tail.
fiver @ 1:
Do I have to spell it out for you?
Coffins draped in flags @ 7:
This is the stuff of some really good satiric TV skit. You could O'Liely and Hannuaghty and Limpbaugh engage in a 'debate' about who is REALLY saten and end up in an NHL like fist fight. Hmmmmm.
Loonie @ 12:
HA-HA!
Funny that these supposed christians put so much stock in satan. Me, I've got no use for most mythical creatures.
One word comes to mind!
IMBECILE ==Mental retardation
I think this is some ego trip of Billys . . . he likes saying this kind of stuff for the "porn thrill" of seeing his name on DailyKos and Crooks and Liars . . . he has a complete drop into a stooper orgasim when Keith mentions his name
nezua limón xolagrafik-jonez @ 17:
Indeed, what passes for "far left" in this country could be considered centrist elsewhere, or moderately liberal at best. I am sure that Mr. O'really would get a heart attack if he was to travel abroad and see what real left looks like. Europe would be especially counter indicated as a destination for Mr. O'really's health... as they not only have a strong left, but their liberals ain't afraid of being impolite and show their teeth when the time comes to tell the right what's what.
In the words of Rob Zombie : "It is not heresy I will not recant ........."
(or at least lyrics sampled by him)
The only good I can think is that the more out there this guy gets he will end up giving himself a stroke or something.
This coming from a SEXUAL PREDATOR!
You know, the sad thing is that there are many in this nation (yes, even with the education we have available) that will actually SWALLOW THIS SAUSAGE
Ugh,
I just watched that clip. How can people watch a whole show? Nice imaginary evidence about "people that are glad Tony Snow has cancer." And then the "witty reparte" regarding who is and who is not a devil worshiper?
To me, O'Reilly is like a human fart. He even looks bloated. And every time he opens his mouth, more noxious fumes come out.
He should be left outdoors.
Wow, the official right wing machine must really fear the lefty blogs. I mean, if the gentle soul who runs Daily Kos is a satanist, then heaven help us.
Billo is a good soldier. You just don't understand him. As a big Bush supporter by being bat shit crazy it makes Bush seem sane. I could be wrong but it seems to be the new right wing modus operandi. It might just be working! Nah!
I dunno, I think being called Satan is kinda cool... Beats being associated with war profiteers, right?
I am so sick of republicans and their FOX network and am getting sick of chicken livered democrats. Kucinich makes the most sense but he is a huge underdog.
lol, they just keep working that fear, no iranian nukes, better go back to the helfire and brimstone arguments:)
so glad i'm a god ignoring atheist :)
I'd post a lengthy answer, but I spend a lot of my spare time washing green vomit out of all my clothes and bedsheets; I am such a messy demon!
God, I feel so much better about my Satan for prez t shirt, even though I originally figured it had already happened.
Does the great Satan at DailyKos need a 30 year old non, non, non (oh boy, is it non) virgin? I'm not sure I could actually find that many virgins locally (we got a high teen birth rate.)
Besides, do all us devil-worshiping liberals really want virgins?
I suddenly have a great craving for goat blood or Maggie Gyllenhall's character in Cecil B. Demented.....
Ha ha ha ha ha
I met Satan once at a bar and he bought me a couple Heineken's.
okay, now he's just TRYING to be "worst person in the world"
Wait, I thought we were secular progressives who hate Christmas because we don't believe in "God"? How can we then worship a Christian entity? BillO's superior intellect far surpasses my eager Ph.D. training. /snark
Give him one thing, though... at least Bill O is consistently inconsistent.
I think Bill needs to step back and take a deep breath.
;>)
i'm no bible expert, but doesn't the great deceiver, satan, only deceive in such a way to make people think they are doing gods work or what god wants? the evangelicals seem more reminiscent of this...
Virgins are not that great in bed give me a 35 year old single mom they do it like they enjoy it
at every progressive blog this post shows up the trolls run away like, well, trolls.
thanks loofah boy!
My money says Cheney has nothing to do with those blogs.
billo is a bad case of runny diarrhea from satan..........poor billo always aspiring to the lowest level.
fiver @ 1:
Actually, his mom is from El Salvador and his dad is Greek and spent part of his childhood in El Salvador so for Bill, yeah, being Latino with a Greek father makes him part of the devil's cabal.
Thanks for the link explaining Satan, Logan. First time I've heard the name.
Barrett D @ 40:
Yeah, it is funny how those who advertise their Christianity the loudest seem to be the least Christ-like.
I love that in the book of Genesis it's God who lies and not Satan. Satan told the truth regarding the tree of knowledge and what would happen to Eve. Good thing for God that they didn't get close enough to the tree of life. Why is it that Christians gloss over that little tidbit?
(spoken with a deep forseful voice) Years ago ,It was 'the left' . Last year it was the 'far left'. Now ,as Patriot Bill has revealed- It's the far far left. Thanks to Patriot Bill the far far far Left will eventually(GOD willing) be pushed off the face of This flat earth That GOD made for Repuplicans! Now back to Your regular bingo games.
NECADAWG @ 41:
Yea but its funner to brag about baggin a virgin instead of whose mom you screwed.
Melton @ 48:
God was misquoted, dontcha know?
curtilingus @ 50:
I don't know about that. Sometimes it's real funny to start talking about someone's mom who you actually have bagged.
Melton @ 48:
Wow. Is that THE Melton, from Paradise Lost? What an honor.
Spewing hatred and intolerance like O'Reily does is the new way of acting "Christian" in our country. Sad. It's why I don't want anything to do with my childhood church as an adult. Big turn-off.
mouthyb @ 52:
What if the virgin was a mom? Like Mary from the bible. Or Mrs Cheney's wife? Then you'd really have have something to brag about.
HEY!
Stop worshiping me already!
to answer the question from this article:
we are being deceived by the deceiver in the whitehouse bush and satan himself, cheney.......
they are both domestic enemies of the US and humanity.
curtilingus @ 50:
Naww Forget single Mom. Whatya want with with a kid? 40year old devorses is the way to go.
Oh, puh-leeeeeeeeeeeze...what does O'Reilly think this is, the Spanish Inquisition?!?!?
(All together, now -- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!")
If anyone qualifies as the Great Deceiver (given his capacity for bending and stretching the truth well past the breaking point, never mind his typical vitriolic rhetoric), I think it's O'Reilly -- although truth be told, he seems better suited to the role of the False Prophet who in the Book of Revelation is supposed to herald the coming of the Antichrist rather than the Prince of Darkness himself.
If I've said this once, I've said it a thousand times -- if refusing to march in lockstep without asking any questions or thinking for myself just because someone tells me to means that I'm destined to go to Hell, that sort of God is not somoene I consider worthy of my devotion.
This is the sort of thing I expect a teenage valley girl to say.
Not someone who people turn to for their news.
Hmmm, you know, Markos does look a lot like Danny Elfman, who as lead of the band "Oingo Boingo" sang songs like "Dead Man's Party", which could be construed as possibly sympathetic to Satanic thought...
O'REILLY IS RIGHT!!!
There's the joke.
What do Richard Branson, Mary from the bible and Dick Cheney's step daughter all have in common?
They're all Virgin Mothers.
Bluestocking @ 59:
We all agree? Voted We all agree. Tabled. Now let's lighten up It's friday!
curtilingus @ 55:
Bragging, no. The occasional your momma joke, however, can be quite funny. Although thank you for bringing up Cheney's wife, who I have no problem believing is desirable to Cheney, but no, not for me. I've never been a fan of the housewife type.
For a guy who has a cunnilingus joke in his name, I didn't expect you to be sensitive about this. Nevertheless, I am sorry to have offended you. I did not intend to.
NECADAWG @ 32:
Go check out the Sean Penn piece on Raw Story
http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Penn_endorses_Kucinich_challenges_conventi...
Many people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
Wow.
And here I was thinking I had a blog just 'cause I was bored and didn't have a lot to do.....
:)
So does this mean that Jesus is a toe-headed Irish guy?
Hill @ 67:
whenever 'GOD' is mentioned expect a flood of comments. I wait for em and read for pleasure.
JudyLou @ 66:
Something just behind his/her/its shoulder: "No, nope. You did that wrong. Do it this way. Damn, who taught you how to make stuff?"
mouthyb @ 64:
I'm just playin right along man. No way you could offend this guy.
curtilingus @ 62:
Mary Cheney's not.
:twisted:
The Dude @ 24:
Good point. Conservatives are so insular. I just bet that most Republicans and Conservatives don't travel outside the US. If they did 1) they would realize the world does not revolve around the US 2) There are actually other cultures and races besides the US 3) the US is a youngster compared to other countries in the world today. My wife's English Aunt and Uncle own a thatched roof house that is 400 years old.
I make it a point to travel at least every other year outside the US. It is definitely an eye opening experience to see that the world is alot more liberal, tolerant and friendly then this society is and is heading. London is a mixture of all types of races.
One time when I was in London, a couple was looking for seats on a crowded bus. There was one man who took up two seats with him in one seat and his stuff in the next. He wouldn't even budge or offer the other seat when the husband asked if the seat was taken. He looked at his wife and said, "Must be an American." That little incident told me we sure have a bad reputation. You definitely don't want to advertise your Americanism when traveling abroad. We are scorned by the world for our rudeness and arrogance.
I see now. The War on Christmas is a giant battle between O’Reilly and Lucifer. This must make O’Reilly some kind of mighty angel or Cherub supported by God himself in his heaven.
Maybe God is the chief executive of Fox News! Holy Holy!
curtilingus @ 71:
*blushes right up to her pointy ears*
David Hawes @ 69:
No doubt!
BWAHAHAHAHAAA!
CD @ 72:
Yes but Mary Cheney's wife is a virgin. Right? Or did Mary have the baby? Who wears the pants in that conservative relationship?
curtilingus @ 77:
Pants?
Don't you know anything?
In Conservative relationships the adults wear *ahem* diapers.....
....ain't that right, Sen. Vitter?
:)
There is a terrific video on youtube called 'Kissing Hank's Ass'. Y'all should view it -only about 6 minutes. it's Hilarious and gives you a perspective on religeous zealots
BOR, knowing that the days of right-wing extremism are numbered, must be pining after a job over at the Onion.
Hill @ 76:
Hill Yeah ain't it great? We get to sit back and watch the hit parade of 'who is satan?' 'why is satan?' and MY all time favorite 'satan made my two-headed Baby'. Hee hee
Thanks for entertaining us Bill-O throughout the writers' strike! By the way, did you get a call from Newsweek to be a columnist or did they lose your number?
Hill @ 78:
You're awesome Hill. You have completed my visual.
curtilingus @ 83:
Or in Larry Craigs case they wear pants alright but they wear 'em around the ankles.
The new fear card is no longer terror and terrorists. It's:
GOD
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I can't comment,because i'm afraid billy will beat me up and call me satan.
David Hawes @ 81:
Why, YES, satan does work in mysterious ways....
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
If Kos is Satan, shouldn't he be a bit too preoccupied to do so much blogging?
CD @ 84:
Yes, I do believe *Wide Stancing* is quite fashionable this Christmas season.....
:)
RE saying they're glad Snow has cancer, did they actually say this or was it just in the comments section ? if it it was in the comment section then it was more than likely put there by a operative of the neo-cons to discredit daily kos.
Hill @ 87:
Not so 'mysterious' BUT very entertaining.
billybob @ 88:
F NO! Satan just hangs around until RePugs die. Hopefully,sooner than later.
Hey, BillO:
We gotcher mother in here with us.
Regards,
Satan
This is classic Neocon methodology. If you don't like someones opinion, don't provide counter arguments as to why they may be wrong - instead, just call them names.
So Bill O'Really throws the blanket name-call (satanists) all over the entire "far left." This shows that he has no valid logical counter-arguments to progressive opinions and instead must resort instead to name calling. Weak. Very weak.
Typical incendiary and loaded language.
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Old Billy @ 28:
I can't watch BillO anymore.
His smug matter of a fact demeanor is just too insufferable.
What gets me is that BillO has two types of viewers that like him:
1. People that actually believe what he said that liberal bloggers are satanists.
and
2. People that know he is full of tish and stay fans anyway.
Both are sick fools.
Hill @ 89:
Don we now our gay apparel.....:twisted:
Easy for Bill to say all the while knowing he goes down on the devil on a nightly basis. In fact, it's that diabolic spunk that keeps him going!
Word on the street is that O'Reilly's best friend forever, Satan, made O'Reilly say that. People were figuring out that O'Reilly is controlled by Satan so Satan had to try to throw everyone off the scent.
He'll say anything for his $10 million a year salary: so would most Americans. That's the "beauty" of American "news".
This man is so close to the edge - I'm afraid the nuclear meltdown will come any day now.
He's bat-shit crazy - he's spinning out of control and it's driving him right off the cliff.
He doesn't even realize how out of control he is.
He can't handle his plummiting ratings and the fact that people now realize how pathetic he is -
He's stressed out over the public humiliation he suffers from the exposure of his inherent perversion and the fact that not only did he get caught, and then successfully sued by Andrea Mackris for megabucks - but the entire world knows it and can read his grotesque comments to her online. This episode has it's own Wikipedia entry. There's even an Opera about it.
He's stressed out over his unimaginable hatred of Keith Olbermann - coupled with the unbearable fact that KO's show continues to climb in the ratings in the single most critical demographic advertisers care about while his fall like a rock in the same group. They're going to have to beg people to advertise on his show soon. Don't think the sponsors know how risky this guy is.
And don't even mention Al Franken to him . . . .
*
Was Oh'really ever a real newsman or has he always been a bad comedian? At this point does ANYONE , even those on the far right take this fool seriously?
Ah! I found it!
The Devil's Playground!
More proof that O'Racist is not a journalist and never will be.
Melton @ 48:
Not technically true. God said "If you eat of this tree ye shall surely die" but he never said WHEN (ie eat this and you will become mortal).
But wow... satanists? How can vegan, hippie, queerbait, activist environmentalists be satanists? Someone on the right needs to get their stereotypes in order!
hehehehe.............hey wait a minute,thou shall not bear false witness.OK Billo.....I'll see you in hell .........but you first.
PS speaking of which, I haven't heard much from Ann Coulter since her, "Christians want to perfect the Jews," comment. Perhaps that didn't sit well with AIPAC and the Anti-Defamation League. Just thinkin'...
rasta @ 9:
Like the Rabid Dogs they are.
*
RW Says: You know, the sad thing is that there are many in this nation (yes, even with the education we have available) that will actually SWALLOW THIS SAUSAGE
My thoughts exactly (except for "the education we have available" bit. The US barely has a functioning education system anymore and it's well known that it pales in comparison to the rest of the developed world). I have the misfortune of living in Texas, where I've worked around people who wouldn't let their 18-year-old children use the internet unsupervised "because the devil could get to them," who won't let their children participate in Halloween because "it encourages ritual killing of children," and who when discussing the grim toll of natural disasters like hurricanes will usually say something like, "Don't you think that happens because of people sinning?" Fox News takes up most of the airtime in such people's homes and there are millions of these people in the US, so O'Reilly equating reading liberal websites with devil worship will make a vast number of people wary of and hostile toward yet another reasonable source of information.
If far left websites are satanist what would that make far right? Seriously, they are far worse than the far left so what's worse than satan? The CIA?
he never was a journalist,he worked for Entertainment tonight.....tabloid TV
When you talk about Bill O'Reilly, you're talkin' about a huge and incisive intellect; a man of wide-ranging interests and boundless intellectual curiosity...
... NOT!
Greg @ 111:
Pat Robertson,Rudy what ever the F*** his last name is,Chainey,Runny....well...you get the picture.
Actually what O'Rielly says is closer to the truth than you might first think. All he is really saying is he believes in the Devil and that the Devil has chosen to tempt or take command of human beings and get them to spend countless hours creating websites that piss him off.
Since Satan does not exist all he is actually saying is that what he believes in does not exist.
BUT WE KNEW THAT!
this is really hillarious.....I'm a satanist....and didn't even know it.
mudshark @ 112:
minor correction...
fiver @ 117:
Satanists fix things?
lewisnclark @ 113:
Oops... I think what I really meant to say was that O'Reilly is a pontificating Know-Nothing windbag of Hindenberg Zeppelin proportions, with his head stuck so far up his own ass that he can blow his nose on a certain loofa he misplaced there several years ago.
xoites defends Constitution @ 118:
Yes.
Chip @ 73:
I find our Canadian Liberal party too far right. The Liberal party that gave us "gay marriage" and was about to legalize marijuana, before the last election interrupted that plan, so you can imagine what I think of American politics. There's truly no difference between BushCo. and the Nazis, they just haven't finished all their plans yet.
As for Americans abroad, I have to say I rarely hear a good thing about you guys. Last year in Bangkok, we had a table (of about 10 international-type people, and no Americans) with NOTHING GOOD to say, not even a bit. One "girl" wanted to fly over and "do in" a few folks: she was some angry!!! But, everyone agreed, the world would be better off if she did. (That's what people say behind your backs.)
fiver @ 117:
thanks, you devil you!
Maybe he desires to become the new The Church Lady
I'm a secular Satanist, with agnostic accents.
miss_kitty @ 124:
But who is your hairdresser?
Finally, they found us out ;)
Okay, who ratted on us?
xoites defends Constitution @ 125:
I'm kinda looking like The Bride. I guess I'll lay it off on Dr. Frankenstein. White stripes, you know.
What a sad, silly, pathetic man.
pissed off patricia @ 126:
I think it was Miss Kitty with her agnostic accents. :)
ok I'm stirring my cauldron.......all that's missing is........eye of Newt.
Oh no you don't! Bill(shit), you're gonna make me say it again to you... STFU!!!! Nobody's listening to you...
mudshark @ 130:
Someone track down Gingrich!
xoites defends Constitution @ 132:
all we have to do is go to DC..and flip over the biggest rock...he's sure to be there.
Boy the Falafel pervert sure is getting more and more pathetic by the minute.
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
Satan called me on the phone today (I'm listed in the phone book, unfortunately). I asked him why he had gotten me out of the shower to take his call.
"Listen, Mills...I've got this idea, see? We'll expose Bush and all the torture and spying he's been lying about. You're a writer, so just put down what I tell you, O.K.?"
I asked him why he had a Satanic urge to rat out the President of the United States. He replied, "Well, God is my enemy, right? And Bush says everything he's done is on account of his personal relationship with God. I know that's bullshit, so this is my chance to expose God as a fraud. Nothing else has worked, but this is a no-brainer. Will you help?"
"Sorry, Satan," I answered. "God doesn't work like that. People who think they're God lie, and break the law, and invade sovereign countries and kill innocent people, and do all kinds of venal things in God's name. But God is miserable about it, really. Why don't you try calling Dick Cheney?"
I could follow up with toadstool, but I think the amphibians deserve a break.
fiver @ 136:
nope....Kindanasty is already in there.
xoites defends Constitution @ 129:
And my towering stripy hair
I wonder what the Generals down at the Pentagram t5hink about all this.
miss_kitty @ 138:
miss_kitty @ 138:
I'm confused. Are the white stripes the agnostic accents? If so, it would explain why they keep zig-zagging back and forth.
Bill O'Reilly won't be happy until one of his lunatic fringe kills someone for him.
fiver @ 141:
Satan's plans are not to be understood. If you are confused you are right where he wants you to be. You will be contacted shortly.
Bill(shit) O'Reilly... fucktard at large!
xoites defends Constitution @ 143:
Actually, I was able to straighten things out.
xoites defends Constitution @ 118:
yep.
Now, that's funny...do you really think Satan wants to put an end to war? Nice try Bill'O-job!
Next Ol'Farty is going to watch YouTube videos backwards to look for Satanic Messages... ooooh.
So THAT's why it's so hot in here ...
CitizenBoo @ 149:
sure it's not a hot flash?
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