Somebody has been hitting the eggnog really hard. William "The Bloody" Kristol makes his predictions for the coming year. They would be scary if they weren't just so completely ridiculous, but at least Kristol is continuing his habit of being completely and utterly wrong.
If you read between the lines though, Kristol knows that the Republicans are in trouble. For all his bluster and bravado, his predictions point to a severely under-impressed base with their crop of candidates.