Okay, here are two phrases I never wanted to put in the same sentence: Frankie "The Hair" Luntz and sex. Now that I've controlled the reflexive shudder and dry heaves that caused, I'm able to continue. It appears that Playboy Magazine commissioned a study from FOXNews' favorite wordsmith. And to Luntz's surprise, it turns out that although we may snipe at each other from across a vast ideological divide, between the sheets, we're just not that dissimilar (okay, dry heaves returning...sorry). The thing that I didn't understand is that Luntz claimed that Democrats were more sexually adventurous, but after hearing about Craig, Vitter, Foley, Haggard and other Republican sex scandals, I'm struggling to figure out how Democrats could be. Bathrooms, e-sex, hookers & diapers, hookers and massages. I mean, where do you go from there? (Wait, nevermind, don't answer that, my stomach just settled)
The full Playboy article is available here.