Jon Stewart's Farewell to Mitt Romney: "F*c# Y%u!"

Jon Stewart offers a touching eulogy for the late Mitt Romney.

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I'll admit: up until today I had a modicum of sympathy for Willard "Mitt" Romney. He went from the debonair moderate, pro-choice, pro-gun control, anti-Reagan Republican Governor from the bluest state in the union to a pandering, principle-less xenophobe that would say anything and do anything to become President. A classically tragic figure. But all the good will and pity I had for Mittens quickly evaporated today after his shameful, divisive and fear-mongering speech at CPAC. Are you really not above equating a Democratic victory with "surrender to The Terrorists"? Geez. I thought Rudy was out already.

The real tragedy is not that the man sold his soul to appeal to the lunatic fringe; it's that he dropped $35 million of his own cash in the process.



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glad to see the daily show clips coming back.

The real tragedy is not ONLY that the man sold his soul to appeal to the lunatic fringe; it’s that he ALSO dropped $35 million of his own cash in the process.

The funniest thing is that there are right wing blabbermouths who are mourning his passage as the only "true" conservitive in the race. The far right is so far out of things and has lost so much power because of their blind support of Bush that they have gone insane. It wouldnt supprise me to see these folks commit political suicide in the coming months and truely not support Mc Cain in the genreal election.

I just wish there was a 3rd party jumping into the ring. That would finish the dismantaling of the republican party.

sure is fun to watch!

"The US could be come the France of the 21st century"

Which shall henceforth be known as 'RoboFrance 2029'.

F*c# Y%u Mitt. F*c# Y%u and everyone who thinks like you. I'm beginning to hate the F*c#in' Conservatives.

not to worry thirty five million down the drain , fuck thats chimp change , he,ll make it back selling america to the chinese COMMUNISTS!

Got get him John, that idiotic god fearing asshole Mitt needs to pull his tongue out of
his own ass. Sickening to what extend such religious fanantics will go. However, maybe
it is true that man/woman and the dinasours co-existed together only 6,000 years ago, for Mitt is like the diansours, NO brains whatsoever,

Oh that clip above is Craig Ferguson talking about Fixed Noise since the url doesn't all show.

Thank you Jon for saying what we all feel. It makes me sick how these damn repugs keep getting away with this crap. Saying a vote for the dem is a vote for terrorism. Of course our "liberal" media never call them on it. Jon Stewarts response of F*ck you is the only appropiate response to this line of crap. Next time you hear some right-winger say dems support terrorism, tell them what they can go do with themselves.

Kind of sounds like McCain..... will do anything to become elected.... will say anything.... will snuggle up to anyone ..... ya that is a maverick for ya...

tyree @ 6:

not to worry thirty five million down the drain , fuck thats chimp change , he,ll make it back selling america to the chinese COMMUNISTS!

LOL! Yeah. I love how everything is bad unless a reslug does it. Then it's for the good of the nation.

35 million dollars: money well-wasted.

The real tragedy is not ONLY that the man sold his soul to appeal to the lunatic fringe; it’s that he ALSO dropped $35 million of his own cash in the process.

That's not a tragedy - it's poetic justice.

Now he can go back to his nine wives!

i'm notsure you know what the word "tragedy' means
a self absorbed ego mittniac throwing money away is not a tragedy by any defination!

And the only difference between Mittens and McCain is that 35 million wad Mittens personally blew... Otherwise, all other things being equal, they have both sold their souls for a chance at power and ego fulfillment... If they Both crash and burn in the end, we can at least probably consider this Mr. Nam vets last shot at the big enchilada. I doubt if MCain can get it up again in four years.. He goes down this time, (as I hope he does), he's dun... Mittens? Fuck, who knows what that creep would do.. Anyone who would strap a dog to the roof of a car, doghouse or not, for a roadtrip, is about likely to try anything... JD

Mitt's got his weedwacker and no illegals to work for him [we think] so now we know what he'll be doing in retirement. Keep your hands clean--wear your mittens Mitt.

Those Republicans deserve ALL they've sown. McCain as their nominee, and how they feel about him, the unreasonable so-called 'conservative' ones, well, it couldn't be more deserving that they get someone they don't like at all. Hey, at least Man Coulter is being 'honest' and saying she'll vote for Hillary before McCain. Hillary would still enable Coulter to make a living but McCain would shut her and drug-abuser Limbaugh up for good. What a dilemma for some Republicans. Too damn bad, and I'm delighted.

Cardboard Mitt spent over $90 million on his failed campaign...in other news disabled war vets to get $300 in stimulus package...

Any QuickTime link for this one possible? Right now all links are *.wmv.

Thanks.

What a pathetic speech by Mitt.

Weird that someone above would claim that Romney's speech was evidence that he would say anything to get elected when the speech was about his dropping out of the election. I think it was just coded hate-speech for the sake of hate itself. To sum up, he hates the French, hates Muslims, and much as he claims to love America, hates Americans. Good riddance.

Sometimes screaming fuck you at these people is the only answer. Well don Jon.

breakspear @ 12:

35 million dollars: money well-wasted.

Talk about a bad case of buyers remorse.

Terrust,fear,scare tatics, increase the alert to red in color, etc...this is ALL that
the Repug candidates can talk about; not even realizing that the economy and
health care(and other important domestic & foreign issues) are what matters to
the voters. They are all sooooo childish and "full of it". Go sit yourselves in a
dark corner of your basement w/your masking tape, plastic and be afraid, very
afraid, for you Repugs are going down the toilet along w/the other shit you spew
come Nov.

"I'm the Mitt of Earl and you can be my Mittus..." With an apology to the late, great Frank Zappa.

Bitter much, Mitt? Judging from that unhinged tirade it must have really hurt getting his ass handed to him by the voters.

Heh-heh. Nothing like watching a grown man flush money down the toilet and then throw himself in after it.

i think mitt's magick undies are bunched up in the crouch region, making him fussy.

awww, wittle guy, who needs a nappy mitty?

The mor(m)on biz wiz's gotta go back to work. Lotta $$ to be made handing out pink slips to mergered workers. In the real world mitwit would be a struggling used car salesman, but here in the American Matrix anything is possible.

When will the the lunatic fringe be exposed for the anti-democratic authoritarians that they are? When will people wake up and see that the Republican Party is a far greater threat to the United States than any cave dwelling terrorist? When will the media be exposed as an adjunct to the Republican Party? When will the Republican Party go the way of the Know Nothing Party? When will Republican traitors be held accountable for the crimes? When will Republican traitors be offered a blindfold and a cigarette?

Jon is so good!

Just watched.
The man sent his son's on a RV mission to protect America and bragged and still had supporters. How could anyone not be sickened by that. Don't you folks forget to make sure he can never rise up again. He's as bad or worse as W.

Stewart summed it up perfectly. Mitt Romney..."F-ck You!" I also liked the part about Romney's speech coming from a conservative mad-lib book. Do those narcissistic blow-hards know how incredibly lame they are?

No, the real tragedy was that mitt didnt spend all his money he gained thru raping American labor.

Has anyone located the Rosetta Stone that will translate why Romney, who danced with the liberals to get elected governor of Mass., and has flip-flopped on just about every issue since, is a "true" conservative, and McCain, who's been consistent on most major conservative issues, is not?

The only thing I can come up with, seriously, is that the GOP base values a person's ability to betray conservative principles whenever they get in the way, over someone who demonstrates ethical consistency.

But even McCain has done the same, so I'm back where I started, in need of that elusive Rosetta stone.

It's funny I haven't seen anyone else comment that Mitt seemed to get all choked up during the speech, starting at around 1:36. Am I the only one who perceived this? Maybe he's so good at faking that he can do it, but he really does sound emotional, which I've absolutely never heard him sound before.

Does this mean that his sons, who had been supporting America's fight against the terrorists by campaigning for their father, will now 1. join the armed service and volunteer to fight in Iraq, or 2. find some other way to fight terrorism 10,000 miles away from the battlefront?

My bet is on 2.

conservative ad-lib book! hahaha. Mitt, the BIGGEST loser.

Well, now that Mitter's boys have some time on their hands, perhaps its time to enlist so we don't have to surrender to terrorism.

This man was about to install a theocracy...

I laugh at this goofball losing $35 million.

And I'm happy to not have to look at this stinking face anymore.

Now just go away, you filthy, slimy, lying republican.

I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time!

Why couldn't he just say: "Hey, I lost.....I'm out...." I mean for 35 million bucks he's got to lick conservative ass again with a lame swat at the Democrats?
When he runs again in 2012, this clip should be shown again and again.....

You would think we wouldn't need these economic boost checks here in the US after Mittens spent that much money.

Gotugye @ 31:

When will the the lunatic fringe be exposed for the anti-democratic authoritarians that they are? When will people wake up and see that the Republican Party is a far greater threat to the United States than any cave dwelling terrorist? When will the media be exposed as an adjunct to the Republican Party? When will the Republican Party go the way of the Know Nothing Party? When will Republican traitors be held accountable for the crimes? When will Republican traitors be offered a blindfold and a cigarette?

Answered in order of the asking:

They've been exposing themselves for as long as we've walked upright.

All the time, mostly depending on the time zone they're in, although the advent of gas and then electric lighting has bent our natural adherence to nature's day/night cycle a great deal.

They've also been exposing themselves for quite awhile now. Many with modest intellects have turned their heads and refused to look, however.

Soon, I hope.

I don't know what good the blindfold is going to do; they'll know you're trying to get them to smoke as soon as you light the thing. Besides, you're gonna need a lot more than one to kill them. Why don't we just line them up and shoot them?

scott @ 5:

F*c# Y%u Mitt. F*c# Y%u and everyone who thinks like you. I'm beginning to hate the F*c#in' Conservatives.

You're just beginning to hate 'em?

I dunno. I think I'd vote for "New Coke" as the funniest line (no pun intended) -- other than “F*c# Y%u!,” of course.

Mitt Romney is a brilliant businessman. Every penny he put into his election campaign gets reimbursed by the govt. Federal Election Matching Funds allow Romney to pocket the money tax free and laugh all the way bank.

You know, for a guy who despises the right's simple-minded, short-sighted name called, I gotta confess, that "F*ck you!" felt pretty good on a visceral level. I've always loved being called weak on terror by Bush, Cheney, Limbaugh, Ingraham, and Savage when I have as much actual military combat experience as all of them combined, which is NONE, just because I disagree with their military strategy after Hussein's fall. Osama Bin Laden once described his strategy in a T.V. interview to break U.S. power by drawing it into a prolonged overseas war. And thanks to staggering incompetence, the neocons walked into the trap with the richest, most powerful war machine in the history of the world against a few thousand fighters armed with rifles, camels, IEDs and a little ingenuity; and suffered the defeat of (in the words of our own generals, not me) a "broken" military, and a trillion-dollar devastation of the economy.
The conservatives are not "stronger" than me. The conservatives are not braver than me. The conservatives do not understand the danger better than me. The conservatives do not love this country more than me. And shame on the Democrats for not standing up to their adolescent bullying.

Someone on Thom Hartmann pointed out yesterday that Republicans are prone to revisiting their last runner-up when picking nominees. If you think about it, Romney had done everything exactly as he should to guarantee the nomination for himself in 2012. He knew, going in, that he never intended to run in 2008. Besides, who else but a madman or an earnest Democrat would want to come in and clean up after Bush the Lesser?

Has anyone located the Rosetta Stone that will translate why Romney, who danced with the liberals to get elected governor of Mass., and has flip-flopped on just about every issue since, is a “true” conservative, and McCain, who’s been consistent on most major conservative issues, is not?

I think that what conservatives saw in Mitt was their ability to shape his agenda. We all know that he conformed to whatever his constituency wanted. I'm from MA, so I remember. People saw his pandering skills as a plus as far as their ability to manipulate him

Eat SHIT MITT! It's only fair. You've been feeding us shit since you entered this fuck race.

Thank you, C&L for my Jon Stewart fix.

Now, could you do something about the Al Franken Senate race? How's he doing?

Stewart sound's like an adolescent and it's about as unfunny as his stand up.

Keep trying John.

patrick @ 38:

Does this mean that his sons, who had been supporting America's fight against the terrorists by campaigning for their father, will now 1. join the armed service and volunteer to fight in Iraq, or 2. find some other way to fight terrorism 10,000 miles away from the battlefront?

My bet is on 2.

Evidently, Democrats are all terrorists. So there's plenty of people to fight in the US.

Stewart could have easily extended his "Fuck You" to the entire CPAC congregation.

I'm extending it for him here.

Stupid ass Mitt Romney blew all that money and wasted all of our time. Imagine how much cash this overdressed whore would piss away if he were in charge of the government.

What a (god) awful speech that was, why can't these idiot republicans (bar paul) realize it's US foreign policy and occupation which is fueling the Jihadists ? ... Bin Laden would love nothing more than a John McCwarmonger presidency, his recruitment would go through the roof.

Hey now @ 54:

Stewart sound's like an adolescent and it's about as unfunny as his stand up.

Keep trying John.

And you are about a dense as a rock.

Can't you leave France alone once in a while, you Rethuglicans?
Poor Mitt probably never got over failing to turn my godless commie homeland into a Mormon colony when he was mormoning over here.

Hey now @ 54:

Stewart sound's like an adolescent and it's about as unfunny as his stand up.

Keep trying John.

Easy to understand your befuddlement. Your kids sound like him 'cause they watch him and get the jokes.

LOL duh, yes france IS the france of the 21st century.
mitt says some unfathomably stupid things while ranting in his speeches, at least the last few public speeches he's given (super tuesday, cpac, this). he literally makes curious george look eloquent.

why haven't more people called da prez curious george..?

however, thank GOD for mitt, otherwise huckabee would have been more formidable (i think).
huckster's still in, is he hoping for mitt's delegates, or just mccain to do more than die metaphorically on stage...?

OMFG! That was the funniest thing EVER!!!!! America is the G-d Baby Bear! ROFL LMAO ROFLMAO LOLz!!!!1!

Romney's speech contained SO MUCH bullshit and so many lies, it's mind-boggling.

One (of many) that stuck with me was his saying (and I'm paraphrasing) that we're the world's only superpower and, as such, we've got to be able to impose our will around the globe. Sorry Willard, but we're NOT the only superpower, you pandering sphincter! China, Russia and the EU are out there waiting to eat our lunch.

I'm so glad this tool didn't get the nod! What a phoney pr*ck!

Apparently, the folks on this blog don't think highly of Mittster either!

http://pabulumadnauseam.blogspot.com/

Douche..........Bag

The Amway and Blackwater endorsements are now up for grabs.

http://desertbeacon.blogspot.com/2007/12/romneys-radical-right-connectio...

HeyNow@54 Your probably a former writer for that Fox Comedy half hour. Next time instead of watching Stewart, flip over to Billy O'Reilly, he's hilarious!

Poor 'lil Mittens....

Sometimes, just sometimes you HAVE to use the f-bomb. In this case the decision to deploy the device was correct, placement and detonation produced 100% yield. Rock on Jon!

I don't know how that equates to a tragedy. I wish he'd wasted more (ALL) of his own money.

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No tragedy him spending $35M of Tagg's, Ben's, Craig's, Josh's, Matt's inheritance. Think of him as a one-man economic stimulus MACHINE!

upon further thought...

did anyone else notice that willy-mitt's voice sounded like a 1950's kids' educational film narrator?

"hey sally, polite girls don't wear pants. that's right, ladies wear dresses and men wear pants..."

thankfully, we have the end of this ludicrous campaign.
hopefully, we'll never see another.

But I still fear what Diebold has done, still does and will do.

The real tragedy is not that the man sold his soul to appeal to the lunatic fringe; it’s that he dropped $35 million of his own cash in the process.

Nope, the real tragedy is that he didn't spend himself poor.

Keep your Mitts offa my country!

To Patrick #38 - You would love the article in today's New York Times about how Mitt's campaign screwed up. In the last 2 paragraph's, Mitt's son, Tagg (don't you love these names the rich give their kids), was told his dad was done with the race, citing the importance of uniting the party with the nation at war. Tagg replied that "most of us want to keep battling". Well, Tagg old man, why don't you get your chickenshit yellow Republican ass down to the nearest Army recruiter? HE'LL give you some battles to fight in!!

Left&Left @ 69:

HeyNow@54 Your probably a former writer for that Fox Comedy half hour. Next time instead of watching Stewart, flip over to Billy O'Reilly, he's hilarious!

lol

Someone should tell him Hank on Larry Sanders is a comedic character, not a role model. Unlessssss....

Jeffrey, is that you?

...and that ass wipe was running for President! Ditto Mitt, FUCK YOU!

"dropped $35 million of his own cash"

From what I read, the money he loaned his campaign this Jan '08 isn't in that total. If you add it he actually loaned closer to $40 mil of his own cash. Pretty poor return on his investment. Not so good for a guy who tried to convince us he's an economic genius.

Thats the kind of response to these sociopaths that should have been coming out of Washington for the last 7 years ...

Proud2bHumble @ 78:

Alternate role model, Ted Baxter.

If he loves this country so much, he could send his 5 sons to fight in Iraq. Especially now that they don't have to "serve" the country by campaigning for dear old Dad. What a fraudulent creep!

Look for McCain/Romney 2008!

SueN @ 83:

If he loves this country so much, he could send his 5 sons to fight in Iraq. Especially now that they don't have to "serve" the country by campaigning for dear old Dad. What a fraudulent creep!

Please don't wish those idiots on the Iraqi people.

Give me France any day ! The US would do well to be that good.

It goes to show how smart the people who supported Romney because he would be good for the economy. Wasting $35 million on a hopeless presidential candidacy really displays shrewd economic prowess.

shame on his supporters... are they not embarrassed?

No better farewell to Mitt Romney than John Stewart's. He summed it up in just two words. Ditto here, John Stewart. Ditto here.

I saw that quote somewhere:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Stewart to Romney: "FUCK YOU"

My sentiments exactly.

I'm not thinking it tragic that this stuttering fool impoverished himself by $35 mill in a quest to become the clown heir to Bush.

I'm thinking that's $35 million less he has to fuck up the rest of everything else in the world. Stupid, self-centered, jackass thinking he can buy his way into power.

giantpeach @ 62:

LOL duh, yes france IS the france of the 21st century.
mitt says some unfathomably stupid things while ranting in his speeches, at least the last few public speeches he's given (super tuesday, cpac, this). he literally makes curious george look eloquent.

why haven't more people called da prez curious george..?

Because while the analogy of a small monkey and George Bush the lesser (I love that line) is accurate, the fact remains that George Bush the lesser is not curious about anything.

Be afraid of gays!
Be afraid of taraist!
Be afraid of brown people!

Now run to the polls to elect me so I can spend more of your tax dollars on war, take your social security check and so I can send you sons off to war that none of my sons of fighting age are fighting in so Haillburton can get more no bid government contracts and big oil can get oil rigs in Iraq and Iran!

Run! Hurry! Before the HomoIslamoTerroristImmigrants get you!!

Insanity is a prerequisite to being a Republican these days.

"The real tragedy is not that the man sold his soul to appeal to the lunatic fringe; it’s that he dropped $35 million of his own cash in the process."

That is not a tragedy. Idiots like Romney deserve to lose their money.

I don't think it's tragic at all that he blew 35 million on a failed campaign. I think it's pretty comical. Nice way to leave the campaign using divisive language Mitt you douchebag!!

Jon's response to Mitt was very well deserved.

Let's see if he'll do the same to his buddy McInsane the next time he uses the same kind of rhetoric.

God, I love Jon Stewart.

Can I "friend" him even if I'm not on FaceBook?

Gotugye @ 31:

When will the the lunatic fringe be exposed for the anti-democratic authoritarians that they are? When will people wake up and see that the Republican Party is a far greater threat to the United States than any cave dwelling terrorist? When will the media be exposed as an adjunct to the Republican Party? When will the Republican Party go the way of the Know Nothing Party? When will Republican traitors be held accountable for the crimes? When will Republican traitors be offered a blindfold and a cigarette?

Damn, those are great lines Gotugye. Could be lyrics to a protest song. With the right tune and artist it could be what what Dylan (The Times They Are a Changing") and others did in the 60's -- Obama should can the can music and get a protest song --"When Will People Wake Up" -- perhaps you should do it.

he dropped $35 million of his own cash

Ha! I love it!

It couldn't have happened to a more deserving son of a bitch.

Poor Mitten's seems a little testy. Just wait till they see the response they get from the American people this fall!

I can see old dried-up McCain droning on about how we need more tax cuts for millionaires and corporations, while defending the indefensible. Meanwhile, the dems will be talking about health coverage and all the other issues the public is worried about.

What these brain dead Reagan lovers don't understand, is that Chimpy was the fulfillment of Reagan's legacy. Chimpy IS who Reagan would have become, had he had a repuke congress for six years. Reagan's legacy = 78% think the country is F'ed-up!

Yep, just need some more of that ole' Reagan magic. Good luck to the clueless repukes trying to sell that flaming turd this election cycle.

Right on, Jon. And that speech proves why most people think Mitt Romney is a flaming asshole.

Midnight Rambler @ 37:

It's funny I haven't seen anyone else comment that Mitt seemed to get all choked up during the speech, starting at around 1:36. Am I the only one who perceived this? Maybe he's so good at faking that he can do it, but he really does sound emotional, which I've absolutely never heard him sound before.

Of course he was emotional...he never believed for a minute that he would ever make a concession speech! This loss when 1000 times more humiliating to him than his loss to Ted Kennedy for his Senate seat back in '94! Having assumed he had Iowa and New Hampshire in the bag, he thought the nomination was going to be a piece of cake. Thank God enough people saw through his phoniness and enough Bible beaters distrusted him as a Mormon to scuttle his bid!

I just hope McCain hates him enough to keep him well at arms length...the last thing we need is this panderer being named VP!

This whole primary season has been too much of a love fest. We needed Romney's speech to remind us what politics is all about: fear mongering, greed, and religious zealotry. Christ be damned. Bring on the hate!

I hadn't heard any of the speech except the 'dems want to surrender' clip. But the whole thing is disgusting - he is still a pandering hypocrite. Seriously, I am a grey haired lady and I wanted to punch his face.

Let me get this straight: he sold his soul *and* had to shell out his own cash? He's even more laughable than I thought.

shitt romney = fucking pyscho

Thank the Almighty that the Anti-Christ has dropped out! I swear if you shaved that lovely coiffure you'd find three numerals tatooed in his scalp.

Dr. Acula @ 84:

Look for McCain/Romney 2008!

Exactly.

Look at the PNAC contribution to Mitt's campaign staff. He was their chosen one, but couldn't pull it off. He'd be another Cheney'lit as VP.

And sadly, the Republican party mourns the loss of a Massachusetts "conservative"...i.e. if Mitt were a Democrat (or if John Mccain wasn't running) he'd be labeled as a weird-ass Mormon flip-flopper.

Too bad this guy can't lose with some dignity like his favorite team...the New England...Giants...

MargeAggedon @ 4:

"The US could be come the France of the 21st century"

Which shall henceforth be known as 'RoboFrance 2029'.

And it would become a great future war against the chickenhawks... BIG TIME!

Serious, what a huge self-centered anus... oh, HE'S saving America by bailing out of the campaign because he couldn't buy his way in...

So does this mean since his stated primary reason his 5 or more sons were not serving in Iraq and was because they would better serve America by helping him run, and now he's out of the race, will his sons now be visiting a recruitment center?

I was thinking ,Maybe the guy has had enough.
Maybe ,He ..just..can't say what they tell him to say.
Maybe.
Then I saw Dr. Acula's comment.
I'm not thinkin that way so much now.

I need to start watching The Daily show again.That was Great.

Jon Stewart may have said it first, but let me just add, "Fuck you Mit Romney!!!!! You make me want to believe just so i'll know you will rot in hell."

No, Silent Patriot, the REAL tragedy is that he is saving his money to try again in 2012. If that happens, I hope the Mayan calendar is right.

The real tragedy is not that the man sold his soul to appeal to the lunatic fringe; it’s that he dropped $35 million of his own cash in the process

Where you see tragedy, I see comedy and economic stimulus.

Go Jon Go...put these F@ckers in their place. Anyone who would vote for anyone of these f@cking clowns should really deported to Never Neverland (small island somewhere between Arctica and 10th century B.C). Take all these zealot cave dwellers, religious freaks and send them their to...so they can eliminate each other in the name of God and wait for the "end of day"s. Leave all of us 21st century progressives, with our science/technology, green power, true compassion for our fellow creatures , equality, secularism, and yes porn(freedom of speech and expression). These are same two face hypocritical clowns who screwed our economy, shipped out our jobs, stole everything that's not nailed down and then some, sent 4000 Americans to die for the oil barons and Wall Street in Iraq. The same people who are foreclosing on your homes (listen up Ohio)...So as Jon said F@ckyou!...I'm not angry ...I just don't want to see 2004 all over again

Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert in 2008!
To paraphrase Mr. Stewart, "Mitt loves America so much that he won't subject its people to having Mitt Romney running their country." And I thought the follow up between Jon and correspondent Jason Jones also put a fine point on it. While it wouldn't be entirely fair or accurate to refer to every fear mongering, chameleon-like, amoral, unethical, power-hungry, soulless, misbegotten, hypocritical, perfect-haired, backstabbing toad of a candidate without the slightest conviction to ANYTHING except his own best interests as a DOUCHEBAG, it certainly seems to fit in this instance!
Where does this lunatic come from with his BS about family values, prayer in schools, right to life, and conservative blah blah BLAH that denounces things like evolution but praises the righteousness of their neverending WAR? Each day their so-called "heroes" expose themselves as LYING, POMPOUS BLOWHARDS like Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, David Vitter and Ted Haggard, who tell other people how to live their lives? Talk about living in glass houses! It's absurd to the point of sickening. To the delusional, unrepentant dittoheads, anti-intellectuals, spin doctors, and remaining shills for these 21st century con men turned despots , 68% of America says: "no mas." AND a great, big FUCK YOU!!!
Pass the vinegar, Mitt.

Jon Stewart is the biggest fucking asshole alive today.

You liberals are funny. I bet you can't wait until Obama comes and taxes the sh!t out of all of us. Oh and limiting energy supplies, requiring cars that get 60 mpg and getting rid of all SUVs, all while showing the world how weak we are by retreating with a loss from Iraq.

Hope you guys love socialism. You can't fend for yourselves so you get the government to do it for you.

Welcome to America, check your balls at the door.

McCain is the best of this bunch?

McCain/Condi?

Obama/?

Michael, do i detect bitterness there? go pray to your lying, two-faced son of a bitch of a demigod in a dark corner somewhere. seriously. go pray hard. i mean really hard, and maybe your dreams of theocratic serfhood will come to pass. idiot.

No, the tragedy is that Willard Romney dropped only 35 million dollars of his own money in the process.

Great clip Stewart! I sure would not have spent $35M on a campaign. This pretty much locks up McCain...

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Hey Paul, try getting the balls to admit your daddy bush was wrong and clean up the mess he left behind - or would that be letting the terrorists win?

Cleaning up the mess jr made for us all will be hard work but its the right thing for all of us.

Go back to your banjo and tell us some more about how much you hate "city foke" - or would that be letting the terrorists win? ;);)

Since when has it become un-american to spend 35 million of your own HARD EARNED dollars on ANYTHING????
Oh thats right. you loser liberals will never know what thats like because they don't pay that much on your welfare check. There IS hope for you though. Maybe if one of your communist candidates gets elected they will take some more of my money in taxes to pay for your illegitimate children to run around in their own feces all day.
READ A FRIGGIN BOOK YOU IGNORANT WIENERS!!!!
It will never cease to amaze me the things you guys pull out of your rear.
Maybe you'll get a clue when a Dem president removes our troops from the war and we get attacked again. Oh wait, you'll just forget about it a year later like you did with 9/11. Ah, my bad that was all just one big right wing conspiracy. Silly me!!!!

by the way Jon. Way to prove how unintelligent your entire party is. As you said, it would have taken a room full of liberal a-holes to come up with a clever rebuttal to his speech. Instead you resort to the same tactics of your low class followers. Seriously? "F@#$ You"? That's the best you could do? Quick, pay those writers whatever they are asking. You need the help!!!!!!

Doggiebobo @ 7:

Got get him John, that idiotic god fearing asshole Mitt needs to pull his tongue out of
his own ass. Sickening to what extend such religious fanantics will go. However, maybe
it is true that man/woman and the dinasours co-existed together only 6,000 years ago, for Mitt is like the diansours, NO brains whatsoever,

Get your facts straight man. Mormon's do NOT believe that man and dinosaurs EVER co-existed. Where'd you pull that one from?

Clinton and Obama have said they want to leave (= surrender) Iraq. Terrorists will then win in Iraq. So, to vote for them will be to vote for a surreder to terroritsts. What don't you understand?

I feel offended for mitt, he didn't have to be so disrespectful to be funny..

abob @ 48:

Mitt Romney is a brilliant businessman. Every penny he put into his election campaign gets reimbursed by the govt. Federal Election Matching Funds allow Romney to pocket the money tax free and laugh all the way bank.

and the Mormon Church is probably footing his bills...

Mittens -- I'd rather be the France of the 21st century than the Mexico of the 21st century.... only another decade of Reaganomics should do it.
And are we talking France before that scumbag NeoCon cheated his way into office -- you know, Sarkozy?

Ode to Old Stew

I can't support my party's defacto choice of McCain
Perpetuating war is wrong, and simply insane
Holding my breath, changing now from red to blue
Shouting in frustration "It's the economy, stupid !!!"
Not mongering (see 2.) as others are apt to do

2-8-2008

White Anglo-Saxon Mormon for Obama

joey @ 131:

Clinton and Obama have said they want to leave (= surrender) Iraq. Terrorists will then win in Iraq. So, to vote for them will be to vote for a surreder to terroritsts. What don't you understand?

It is an occupation. There is no surrender or "losing" -- we just have to leave. Saddam is gone. What's the worst that can happen if we leave? More death? Obviously, that tender mercy didn't stop us from invading in the first place. Were 1 million Iraqis going to suddenly die if we didn't invade Iraq to almost give them Democracy and stop Saddam from almost building WMDs?

Isn't there another non Democracy we can invade and potentially reduce the deaths caused by their suicide attacks on their occupation? Hmm, Pakistan and Saudi Arabia -- where Al Qaeda is,... ...nope, that's just what those crafty devils will be expecting. Let's invade Iran and Syria, where they aren't -- nobody in Al Qaeda will be expecting that.

vitriolandangst @ 136:

It is an occupation. There is no surrender or “losing” — we just have to leave. Saddam is gone. What’s the worst that can happen if we leave? More death? Obviously, that tender mercy didn’t stop us from invading in the first place. Were 1 million Iraqis going to suddenly die if we didn’t invade Iraq to almost give them Democracy and stop Saddam from almost building WMDs?

We are in Iraq at the request of the democratically-elected Iraqi government. If they want us to go, we will. That is not an occupation.

And trust me, in the eyes of the world and the jihadists, there is "losing." Does Vietnam ring a bell? We "left" Vietnam, yet it is universally referred to as the first war America lost.

As far as 1 million Iraqi deaths. Your source please?

I absolutely adore the republicans on this website; "read a book you weiners"?! Oh yeah, you're a goddamn genius right there. Not only is "weiner" a completely peurile insult and entirely immature, but telling us to "read a book" is the most vague and idiotic thing I've ever seen. Michael Moore writes books, so does John Stewart. You probably mean books by Bill O'Reilly or Anne Coulter, and I'm not a masochist so I'll steer clear. Not to mention that the O'Reilly Factor always has text down the side of the screen that Bill reads entirely vertabim. It panders to both types of Republicans; those who suffer under the delusion that they are well-educated and their beliefs are relevant, and those who are incapable of reading.

I am left simply speechless by this plastic piece of cockroach crap called Romney. What an awful "man"! My God. bush, cheney, Romney, Giuliani, Huckabee - this is such a collection of heartless, phony, crazy idiots. The list of Republican horrors is endless.

There is simply nothing to say about worthless scum like these jerks.

So let me get this straight, what Mittens is saying is that Jihadists are a threat to democracy because they think it's blasphemous to not mix religion with everyday laws, but the United States is blessed because god is in every nook and cranny of the federal government? Mittsy, I've got news for ya, you're a hypocrite and a Christiano-Fascist.

Brian @ 51:

Has anyone located the Rosetta Stone that will translate why Romney, who danced with the liberals to get elected governor of Mass., and has flip-flopped on just about every issue since, is a “true” conservative, and McCain, who’s been consistent on most major conservative issues, is not?

I think that what conservatives saw in Mitt was their ability to shape his agenda. We all know that he conformed to whatever his constituency wanted. I'm from MA, so I remember. People saw his pandering skills as a plus as far as their ability to manipulate him

Dead on!!

First the Ghoul, now the Twitt.

Who's left to keep us safe and rich??

damn you left wingers are stupid
the guy ran for president and dropped out and just because you disagree with him doesnt mean you sit here and spew your hate around

i dont like the guy either but damn some of the things you say on here is pathetic

but what else to expect from the warped left loonbats!!

I'm scratching my head trying to figure out how spending money on your own campaign is bad. Would it have been better spending $35 million of other peoples money on a failing effort?

If you fund a large part of your own campaign for president and then win, you don't really owe anyone anything. But with Obama/Hillary, they're going to owe all sorts of special interest groups and be inclined to make promises they can't keep.

You liberals rip lobbyists and special interest groups all the time, but don't you see that your candidates are more connected to these groups than Mitt Romney ever was?

Paul @ 122:

Oh and limiting energy supplies, requiring cars that get 60 mpg and getting rid of all SUVs

Fine with me. Get rid of Hummers too while we're at it. Guys with small cocks will have to find something else to drive.

Republican=Death

A fool and his money are soon parted!

DickCheneyShotMeInTheFace @ 145:

Paul @ 122:

Oh and limiting energy supplies, requiring cars that get 60 mpg and getting rid of all SUVs

Fine with me. Get rid of Hummers too while we're at it. Guys with small cocks will have to find something else to drive.

If you're all into socialism, why don't you just move to Europe? The government can take care of you there....they might even wipe your ass for you. You won't have to take any responsibility for your own life.

Wow, that's novel. More Bush-Cheney right wing BILE.
Just admit that this war on Islam that Wolfowitz schemed back when the Repugnicans were on the outside looking in during the 90's was WRONG, and that the class war they propagated, by saving America through letting the rich get richer, the same failed "trickle-down" bullshit mantra repeated by Repugnicans since Harding and Hoover right up to our current trainwreck of an administration was nothing but a LIE to keep everybody thinking that PROFITS not JOBS, and consolidating the wealth of this country among the richest 1/2 percent of the population was GOOD for our economy! You worthless elitist pondscum should try WORKING for a living and not collecting interest off your family's trust funds and inheritances if you think you're contributing to our country. When was the last time any of you fat bastards missed a meal because you couldn't afford it with foodstamps, dumpster-dived, or went without clean water, electricity or heat in the winter? Welcome to the American experienced EVERY DAY by MILLIONS of Americans at the lower end of the scale. Of course you don't want to acknowledge that, you'd rather keep living in denial so you can tell them to be content with the table scraps you feed them, like the "rebate" crap Congress cobbed together because the inequities are SO egregious that they're afraid we'll take to the streets! And do the math, there's a lot more of US than there are of you! So please stop pretending that give a RAT'S ASS about anyone but your own inbred, greedy ilk, you just want to preside over them and keep them in poverty and misery. YOU brought about the suffering yourselves, and there's a nice warm treat waiting for all of you at the end of your treacherous lives. Dress for warm weather in that afterlife you upstanding self-righteous moral Christian rednecks keep telling us you've earned....hypocrites beware: there's no sunscreen in hell!
You've done far more damage to this country than the terrorists could dream up in a million years.

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