McColberified

A modern day Will Rogers.

I can't. I can't. I'm just not ready to give up despising McCallsignplayboy.Maybe some day.

@6 i thought you were going to say stephen colbert!

Peter G @ 5:

I can't. I can't. I'm just not ready to give up despising McCallsignplayboy.Maybe some day.

lol, #593, only 73 to go to make the theotard watchlists! Thanks, you devil, you.

;-}

Karl Rove is not bound by term limits.

wHAT i LIKe AbOUt MccAIN...

1) pretty much NOTHING
2) his campaign slogan.... i might be old but, what was i saying?

Big Dick Cheney @ 13:

wHAT i LIKe AbOUt MccAIN...

1) pretty much NOTHING
2) his campaign slogan.... i might be old but, what was i saying?

I thought his campaign slogan was "All you kids get off of my lawn or I'm calling the cops"

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 11:

Karl Rove is not bound by term limits.

Maybe Dirty Harry should have a talk with ratfucker - "Man's gotta know his limitations, punk."

Peter G @ 15:

Big Dick Cheney @ 13:

wHAT i LIKe AbOUt MccAIN...

1) pretty much NOTHING
2) his campaign slogan.... i might be old but, what was i saying?

I thought his campaign slogan was "All you kids get off of my lawn or I'm calling the cops"

"...or I'll shoot!" Or maybe that's when he's talkin' to the lobbyist hookers...

Tuesday's McAKA's

alphabetized for easier reference:
- attention contributors: definitions wanted -

McArmageddonhorny
Can't wait to get things started,
so we can all be the dear departed.

McFraud - (defnition, anyone?)

McSavings&Loan - (defnition, anyone?)

McHammer - (defnition, anyone?)

McJames(Biatch) - (defnition, anyone?)

McFibulator – (patent pending)
As soon as his latest lie
kills his McChances,
it’s time to tell another,
so the msmotherfuckers
attached to his heartless ribcage
can revive his false image once again.

McDryrub
More painful than it sounds, even.
As he stuffs his meat
into the msmotherfuckers,
so the chickens
will continue to jerk us.

McROLFMAO – laughing so hard at Mclobbyistsrunmycampaign’s blatant mendacity when he decries the corrupting influence of lobbyists while running a campaign full to the brim with them like an overflowing septic tank, that one feels as if one has had a deep and painful massage to one’s gluteus maximus, the Maximum 1 could tolerate, precluding the preferred alternative, McROFLMAO, any time soon…

McRascism – When the Pile O’McAKA’s gets to 590, it inspires affectionate razzing from those similarly afflicted with smartasstourette’s, and unsolicited but flattering offers of a sexual nature. The temptation tendered is tentatively accepted pending positive perusal of photographed apertures…

Old McDonald – on his ranch serves up those tasty McRibs
with Jonestown Kool Aid
to the true-believers-in-their-own-selfish-interests.

Keep McPileing on McCainophobes! The current McList numbers 592 and the entire list will be updated Sundays or whenever the hell I feel like it, and links will be posted on McDamnthisisgettingtobeareallyfuckinglonglistalmostlikeafulltimejob and/or Open threads daily (owthIfli) as well as the previous day’s contributions.

“Shorter lists are funnier” generally holds true, and very well may re the McList. McCainophobes are diverse and eclectic, and I’ve enjoyed many lols, LOLs, LOL!s and Ha ha’s here. I’m reluctant to exclude any McEntry, ’cause they’re all funny/pointed/cathartic to varying degrees, and the sheer length of the entire list has a humorous quality of its own.

We are also generating denigrating McMemes, some of which may be useful, in a memie sort of way. The thuglicontards are very aware of the usefulness of denigrating memes, and it won’t hurt to put out a few of our own.

That being said, a Top 11, Dirty Dozen, etc. are considerations, for those (myself included, usually) who like things condensed to essentials.

Will update at my convenience or tolerable inconvenience on pertinent threads.

Anybody here? Or is everyone over at that pigpile first thread?

xoites Hussein defends Constitution @ 11:

Karl Rove is not bound by term limits.

But as Client 8 he is occasionally bound by Mistress Gina.

Panama John

Since Senator John McCain was not born "in the United States" he is not a natural born Citizen of the United States and therefore is not eligible to the Office of President.

It's really quite simple, and only needs further explanation because the general consensus of politicians and the media has been to duck the issue. All evidence supports the conclusion seen in the topic sentence. Sources that support this conclusion include the U.S. Constitution which is the supreme law of the land, The Naturalization Act of 1790, The Naturalization Act of 1795, and the Hay-Bunau-Varilla Treaty ratified for the construction and operation of the Panama Canal Zone.

John McCain was born on the sovereign territory of the Republic of Panama to U.S. citizen parents. McCain is a United States citizen due to parentage, not naturally by reason of birth on U.S. soil which is a basic constitutional requirement.

The ineligibility of John McCain to serve as president may not prevent his run for the office. However, he cannot hold the office. If he were elected president, legal challenges would be inevitable.

Without an amendment to the U.S. Constitution, it is unlikely the Supreme Court of the United States could rule in McCain's favor except by legislating from the bench. The more conservative side of the Republican party has typically represented the case for separation of powers with a louder voice than the more liberal side of the Democrat party.

The sidestepping of this critical issue in the media, by the politicians, and the political parties is alarming and may lead to a national crisis in the event of a McCain win in the general election.

The Naturalization Act of 1790 that changed the definition for natural born citizen to include parentage was repealed by the Naturalization Act of 1795. Since then the constitutional requirement has not again been broadened to include parentage in the definition of natural born Citizen.

For more detail, see Panama John.

Colbert is another scab I will not abide.

McCain Begins Vice President Search

By Eric Allen Bell

San Antonio, Texas. (March 12) - Republican presidential candidate John McCain said on Wednesday he has begun the process of finding a vice presidential running mate and wants someone who shares his rage and can take his place.

Speaking to reporters on a campaign plane, loaned to him by lobbyists for oil companies and war machines, the expected Republican nominee said he had seen news reports that famed serial killer Charles Manson, had expressed interest in the job, but he offered no comment one way or the other on whether Manson would be a candidate.

"Manson shares my views that human beings can and should be tortured and killed," McCain said of Manson’s interest in the No. 2 slot on the Republican ticket in November's election.

Manson told Fixed News Channel's "Hannity and Colmes" on Tuesday that "any Serial Killer in this country would be honored to be asked to serve as the vice presidential nominee for John McCain, myself included." He went on to say that, “The over 1 million innocent people killed since the Iraqi invasion makes George Bush the ultimate serial killer, especially given that half of those murdered were innocent children. I feel that McCain has what it takes to carry on that legacy and even outdo Bush with the upcoming invasion of Iran. This is history in the making.” Said Manson, “And I’d like to be a part of it.”

Charles Manson endorsed McCain in February after the Arizona senator defeated Gulianni in an often caustic campaign battle. McCain will face either Democratic Sen. Hillary Clinton of New York or Sen. Barack Obama of Illinois in November. Clinton, herself an aspiring serial killer who supported the Iraq invasion, has the blood of a half million innocent dead Iraqi children on her hands and seems to feel no remorse. Said Manson, “She is gifted with the ability to harm others and feel no pain but rather seek the spotlight to increase her base of power. I feel that, given the opportunity, she will kill again”.

When asked about Democratic Presidential candidate, Senator Barack Obama, Manson went on to say, “He is not ready to mass murder on day one. He lacks the experience of taking human lives for pleasure or for personal gain. I don’t know how anyone can take him seriously.”

At a town-hall meeting in San Antonio, Texas, McCain went out of his way to praise Mason as well as more notable and effective mass murderers such as the late Edi Amin, China’s Chairman Mao Tse-Tung and of course the great Adolf Hitler.

"My friends, I fought in Viet Nam. I was a trained killer" Said the Arizona Senator, “I don’t remember what we were fighting for, but I loved to kill and, given the opportunity to serve this country as Commander and Chief, I can promise you a blood bath in the Middle East. America will never be looked at the same way ever again once I leave office.” he said.

Talking to reporters on his campaign bus, the Double Talk Express, the 71-year-old McCain made clear he has not put together a list of candidates yet but has some ideas in mind. He said he could not say whether Charles Manson was "on or off the list." There have been some unconfirmed rumors on the Beltway that McCain was also in talks with other serial killers and military commanders at Guantanamo Bay for the number two slot.

NO DECISION EXPECTED SOON

Offering some details on what type of person he was considering, McCain said he did not believe having a "personal bond" with the running mate was all that critical as long as they shared the same views and philosophy.

He also said he did not think the vice presidential candidate needed to be from a certain region, “So long as he is male, not a homosexual, a devout Christian and white.”

No decision was expected anytime soon. Presidential nominees often wait until just before their party's nominating convention in late summer to announce their running mate.

McCain said he and advisers have begun discussing "what was the process that was used in other campaigns, what process should we go through." He added, “I just can’t wait to get my finger on the button of this nation’s Nuclear arsenal. That’s just some straight talk, my friends. Power makes me feel high and I want to destroy things, entire villages, men women and children. I don’t care about oil. I keep saying this war is not about oil. This is about showing my father that I am number one and showing the world that America is number one.”

He said his prime criteria is someone "who can take your place, shares your principles, your values and your vision and your priorities." He added that “Given the principals of the Neoconservative movement, I believe that Charles Manson would be on anyone’s short list.”

McCain talked about his vice presidential search as he came to San Antonio, Texas to hold a town-hall meeting at the Church of Pastor John Hagee, where he thanked the Right Wing bigot for endorsing his candidacy. “Pastor Hagee hates human beings and I share his values. If I am elected into office, I will appoint Hagee to head up a task force on how to promote American values here at home.”

When asked if the Senator would consider Ann Coulter for the Vice Presidential nominee he remarked, “Now that would be going too far.”

www.WeCanStopMcCain.org

Yea, Stephen!!!

http://www.benjerry.com/features/americone_dream_index.cfm

rain @ 34:

Buckley @ 32:

Lol- the ice cream bit was great.

I bet it was Ben & Jerry ice cream!

Most definitely, you could tell by the colors on the pint.

miss_kitty Hussein @ 39:

Hello. This is off topic...but george bush is a terrible man.

miss_kitty, you ignorant slut, you has got it all wrong! He is the swellest guy what ever lived! Commie!