<I>Real Time with Bill Maher</i>: New Rules

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Bill Maher's New Rules for Friday took on the security surrounding the Olympic torch run, horoscopes, children's parties, grooming on board airplanes and the extremist Mormon cult raided this week, but saved his harshest words for the Catholic Church:

Whenever a cult leader sets himself up as God’s infallible wingman, here on Earth, lock away the kids. Which is why I’d like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its leader also has a compound, and this guy not only operates outside the bounds of the law, but he used to be a Nazi and he wears funny hats. That’s right, the Pope is coming to America this week and ladies, he’s single!

Now I know what you’re thinking: “Bill, you shouldn’t be saying that the Catholic Church is no better than this creepy Texas cult.” For one, altar boys can’t even get pregnant. But really, what tripped up the little cult on the prairie was that they only abused hundreds of kids, not thousands, all over the world. Cults get raided, religions get parades. How does the Catholic Church get away with all of their buggery? Volume, volume, volume!

If you have a few hundred followers, and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If have a billion, they call you “Pope.” It’s like, if you can’t pay your mortgage, you’re a deadbeat. But if you can’t pay a million mortgages, you’re BearStearn and we bail you out. And that is who the Catholic Church is: the BearStearns of organized pedophilia. Too big, too fat. When the current pope was in his previous Vatican job as John Paul’s Dick Cheney, he wrote a letter instructing every Catholic bishop to keep the sex abuse of minors secret until the Statute of Limitations ran out. And that’s the Church’s attitude: “We’re here, we’re queer, get used to it…”

And despite all this, Pope Benedict shows that he does have some standards in other areas as he declined an invitation to a White House dinner in his honor.



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While I have zero respect for Maher, I have to hand it to him on this, he gets it.

His comments on the Pope were spot on. You can tell the audience was somewhat stunned. But his analogies were flawless.

Boy, that brave, brave Bill Maher, condemning a minority faith in America. Why Americhristians just love them Catholics, it's why the colonial governments and their descendants discriminated against them and Al Smith lost his bid for the Presidency. Bravo, Bill, I'm real fucking proud of you for taking on a group in something as American as Indian Wars and Latin American Interventions.

Please, people, look at how Americans have historically treated our Catholic minority and tell me this is a good thing. Oh, and if Catholics are all child molestors, all Muslims are suicide bombers.

Why do people let the pope get away with this? Because people still believe they have "souls" which will live on forever and ever even though the human body has only gained the ability to digest milk in the past 3000 years.

Did you notice that when the current pope updated the deadly sin roster, child molestation was nowhere to be found?

Zenrage @ 4:

Why do people let the pope get away with this? Because people still believe they have "souls" which will live on forever and ever even though the human body has only gained the ability to digest milk in the past 3000 years.

Did you notice that when the current pope updated the deadly sin roster, child molestation was nowhere to be found?

The "soul" comes from the Greek philosopher Plato, it was not originally a Jewish, or for that matter Christian concept. History, my friend, is your friend.

Turned it off after 2 minutes, Im sick of Maher and his generalization of religions. He's doing to christianity exactly what Michael Savage does to islam on the radio.

Gary @ 6:

Turned it off after 2 minutes, Im sick of Maher and his generalization of religions. He's doing to christianity exactly what Michael Savage does to islam on the radio.

In all fairness, we Christians haven't exactly submitted to the examinations of our faiths we allow for Muslims, Buddhists, and Jews...

Yeah, it isn't all Catholics that are bad, just the ones in charge. How can anyone defend this? """When the current pope was in his previous Vatican job..., he wrote a letter instructing every Catholic bishop to keep the sex abuse of minors secret until the Statute of Limitations ran out.""" If that is true why would people want anything to do with this guy? Boo Hoo we're being discriminated against? Please!

We should all be subject to the same ridicule, no matter what our religious persuasion. No one deserves any special treatment because of their particular "faith."

General_Rennenkampf @ 5:

Zenrage @ 4:

Why do people let the pope get away with this? Because people still believe they have "souls" which will live on forever and ever even though the human body has only gained the ability to digest milk in the past 3000 years.

Did you notice that when the current pope updated the deadly sin roster, child molestation was nowhere to be found?

The "soul" comes from the Greek philosopher Plato, it was not originally a Jewish, or for that matter Christian concept. History, my friend, is your friend.

Yes, I know that the Christ myth predates the promise of posthumous immortality. I'm just saying that there is no way for such a thing to have evolved when we're still not fully lactose tolerant.

kobold @ 1:

While I have zero respect for Maher, I have to hand it to him on this, he gets it.

I'm curious why you have not respect for him??? I don't have cable, but watch the clips on C & L and find him to right on the money on most things.

General_Rennenkampf @ 3:

Oh, and if Catholics are all child molestors, all Muslims are suicide bombers.

I've never understood this binary thinking. If you're Catholic you must be a child molester? Show me where Maher or anyone ever suggested that.

The fact is that the Catholic Church has sought to protect priests they knew were molesting children rather than protect the children. It doesn't mean all practicing Catholics are molesters any more than it means that all priests are molesters. The danger of the strawman that you created is that it dismisses a very real problem that the Church has not adequately dealt with.

<---lapsed Catholic, whose parish priest was one of those molesters.

Zenrage @ 10:

General_Rennenkampf @ 5:

Zenrage @ 4:

Why do people let the pope get away with this? Because people still believe they have "souls" which will live on forever and ever even though the human body has only gained the ability to digest milk in the past 3000 years.

Did you notice that when the current pope updated the deadly sin roster, child molestation was nowhere to be found?

The "soul" comes from the Greek philosopher Plato, it was not originally a Jewish, or for that matter Christian concept. History, my friend, is your friend.

Yes, I know that the Christ myth predates the promise of posthumous immortality. I'm just saying that there is no way for such a thing to have evolved when we're still not fully lactose tolerant.

That's true, but then I am a Christian that happens to accept evolutionary biology, holding to a mixture of gradualism and punctuated equilibrium. Namely, some species evolve faster than others, and I'm not thinking of Homo sapiens, here, but our more evolved (no joke, it's an actual study that says this) cousin Pan troglydytes.

Nicole Belle @ 12:

General_Rennenkampf @ 3:

Oh, and if Catholics are all child molestors, all Muslims are suicide bombers.

I've never understood this binary thinking. If you're Catholic you must be a child molester? Show me where Maher or anyone ever suggested that.

The fact is that the Catholic Church has sought to protect priests they knew were molesting children rather than protect the children. It doesn't mean all practicing Catholics are molesters any more than it means that all priests are molesters. The danger of the strawman that you created is that it dismisses a very real problem that the Church has not adequately dealt with.

<---lapsed Catholic, whose parish priest was one of those molesters.

You're right, it was a strawman. I hate logical fallacies in others and just did a big one right there. But, we do America a disservice by focusing only on the Catholic molestors, ignoring the explosion of cases in the Southern Baptist Convention, so bad that even the willfully-blind leaders of the Convention had to quiet the masses. Yes, Catholic priests include some molestors. As either Dave or Mrs. Robinson on Orcinus (I'm really too lazy to get the name right) pointed out, so do the SoBaps.

To me, the old hate-on-the-catliks tradition explains why we hear of Cardinal Law and not cases of the Southern Baptist youth ministers who rape young boys just as egregiously, and who are just as egregiously bused around.

Nicole Belle @ 12:

General_Rennenkampf @ 3:

Oh, and if Catholics are all child molestors, all Muslims are suicide bombers.

I've never understood this binary thinking. If you're Catholic you must be a child molester? Show me where Maher or anyone ever suggested that.

The fact is that the Catholic Church has sought to protect priests they knew were molesting children rather than protect the children. It doesn't mean all practicing Catholics are molesters any more than it means that all priests are molesters. The danger of the strawman that you created is that it dismisses a very real problem that the Church has not adequately dealt with.

<---lapsed Catholic, whose parish priest was one of those molesters.

Yes, it was a strawman, I apologize for it. But it's not just the Catholics doing it, some of the newer and worse cases are in my denomination, the Southern Baptist Convention. It was a bunch of incidents like this that cured me of the nastiness found in other SoBaps, and has made me apatheistically theistic.

It's not Pope Ratzinger, it's Pope Benedict. He gave up Ratzinger when he became pope.

Christopher Turkel @ 15:

It's not Pope Ratzinger, it's Pope Benedict. He gave up Ratzinger when he became pope.

You're 100% right and I've made the correction. My apologies.

Sinéad O'Connor was correct, and she still got totally screwed by the public for her statement. Bill Maher gets it right as well.

He'll always be Ratzinger to me.

Terriff, almost caught myself shaving my balls.

Bill Maher is a scroungy little white guy with a big freakin head and should be stepped on for his thoughts not only about catholics. I refuse to watch his show based on the fact that I respect other human beings which he continually trivilizes and belittles. Sure the catholic church has been wrong by covering up some off the wall pedephiles however it is probably true that there are just as many pediphiles in other faiths as there are in the catholic faith ( by percentage). Maher doesn't have to worry about that since he's a freakin athiest. He can't allow himself to be held to any rules therefore he choose to belong to the faith that has no rules, atheism. He's nothing but a know it all litttle puke and one of these days he'll get his come-up-ins!

General_Rennenkampf @ 3:

Boy, that brave, brave Bill Maher, condemning a minority faith in America. Why Americhristians just love them Catholics, it's why the colonial governments and their descendants discriminated against them and Al Smith lost his bid for the Presidency. Bravo, Bill, I'm real fucking proud of you for taking on a group in something as American as Indian Wars and Latin American Interventions.

Please, people, look at how Americans have historically treated our Catholic minority and tell me this is a good thing. Oh, and if Catholics are all child molestors, all Muslims are suicide bombers.

Huh? I thought catholicism was the most popular religion in the US?

Juan Guapo @ 20:

Bill Maher is a scroungy little white guy with a big freakin head and should be stepped on for his thoughts not only about catholics. I refuse to watch his show based on the fact that I respect other human beings which he continually trivilizes and belittles. Sure the catholic church has been wrong by covering up some off the wall pedephiles however it is probably true that there are just as many pediphiles in other faiths as there are in the catholic faith ( by percentage). Maher doesn't have to worry about that since he's a freakin athiest. He can't allow himself to be held to any rules therefore he choose to belong to the faith that has no rules, atheism. He's nothing but a know it all litttle puke and one of these days he'll get his come-up-ins!

Okay, maybe as many in terms of congregation, but as many in terms of leadership? Many believe that children who were molested by priests had these urges to victimize and became priests in the hopes of controlling these urges, thus perpetuating the cycle of abuse that has been covered up.

I gotta blame it on the Jews, since they were the ones who didn't finish Jesus off soon enough, and Peter then became the first Pope. If it were not for that crazy Messianic stuff in the Apocalypse and the Book of Daniel the world would have been a better place. Too bad that Joshua wasn't picked off by a Canaanite arrow...

seth @ 21:

General_Rennenkampf @ 3:

Boy, that brave, brave Bill Maher, condemning a minority faith in America. Why Americhristians just love them Catholics, it's why the colonial governments and their descendants discriminated against them and Al Smith lost his bid for the Presidency. Bravo, Bill, I'm real fucking proud of you for taking on a group in something as American as Indian Wars and Latin American Interventions.

Please, people, look at how Americans have historically treated our Catholic minority and tell me this is a good thing. Oh, and if Catholics are all child molestors, all Muslims are suicide bombers.

Huh? I thought catholicism was the most popular religion in the US?

O.o

What alternate reality are you from? Most Americans either believe Catholics are still medieval, heretics who will burn in Hell, or just dumb pagans. Catholicism is the largest denomination, but without the Mexican Catholics causing the new bulge in membership, it would be one of the smallest denominations. Catholicism is still outnumbered by the Protestants in America, just try being Catholic in the Bible Belt and getting witnessed to by idiots from groups like (shudder) the Charismatics or the Baptists!

As a Baptist, I'm well-equipped to testify under oath that at least 30% of the country believes Catholics will all burn in Hell along with Jews, Muslims and Mormons. And this is while Catholicism enjoys the most tolerance it ever has. Al Smith's 1921 bid for the Presidency was defeated mostly because he was Catholic.

In a nutshell, no, Catholicism isn't popular in the U.S., or in the Anglosphere.

seth @ 21:

General_Rennenkampf @ 3:

Boy, that brave, brave Bill Maher, condemning a minority faith in America. Why Americhristians just love them Catholics, it's why the colonial governments and their descendants discriminated against them and Al Smith lost his bid for the Presidency. Bravo, Bill, I'm real fucking proud of you for taking on a group in something as American as Indian Wars and Latin American Interventions.

Please, people, look at how Americans have historically treated our Catholic minority and tell me this is a good thing. Oh, and if Catholics are all child molestors, all Muslims are suicide bombers.

Huh? I thought catholicism was the most popular religion in the US?

Just checked, according to Pew, 24% of adults were catholic in 2002. Lower than protestants. Still a large number though, but technically a minority.

Juan Guapo @ 20:

Bill Maher is a scroungy little white guy with a big freakin head and should be stepped on for his thoughts not only about catholics. I refuse to watch his show based on the fact that I respect other human beings which he continually trivilizes and belittles. Sure the catholic church has been wrong by covering up some off the wall pedephiles however it is probably true that there are just as many pediphiles in other faiths as there are in the catholic faith ( by percentage). Maher doesn't have to worry about that since he's a freakin athiest. He can't allow himself to be held to any rules therefore he choose to belong to the faith that has no rules, atheism. He's nothing but a know it all litttle puke and one of these days he'll get his come-up-ins!

What. the. Hell?

Atheism is a faith? Good God in the foothills, what alternate reality are you from? The one where Catholicism is the majority faith of the U.S.? I'd say atheists do hold to rules, as religious morality in some ways is less moral than atheist morality. Many, if not all religions encourage good behavior and right belief for an afterlife. What does atheism offer? Right behavior without a reward at the end.

So, atheism is in that way at least, superior to the Christianity I cherish.

General_Rennenkampf @ 24:

seth @ 21:

General_Rennenkampf @ 3:

Boy, that brave, brave Bill Maher, condemning a minority faith in America. Why Americhristians just love them Catholics, it's why the colonial governments and their descendants discriminated against them and Al Smith lost his bid for the Presidency. Bravo, Bill, I'm real fucking proud of you for taking on a group in something as American as Indian Wars and Latin American Interventions.

Please, people, look at how Americans have historically treated our Catholic minority and tell me this is a good thing. Oh, and if Catholics are all child molestors, all Muslims are suicide bombers.

Huh? I thought catholicism was the most popular religion in the US?

O.o

What alternate reality are you from? Most Americans either believe Catholics are still medieval, heretics who will burn in Hell, or just dumb pagans. Catholicism is the largest denomination, but without the Mexican Catholics causing the new bulge in membership, it would be one of the smallest denominations. Catholicism is still outnumbered by the Protestants in America, just try being Catholic in the Bible Belt and getting witnessed to by idiots from groups like (shudder) the Charismatics or the Baptists!

As a Baptist, I'm well-equipped to testify under oath that at least 30% of the country believes Catholics will all burn in Hell along with Jews, Muslims and Mormons. And this is while Catholicism enjoys the most tolerance it ever has. Al Smith's 1921 bid for the Presidency was defeated mostly because he was Catholic.

In a nutshell, no, Catholicism isn't popular in the U.S., or in the Anglosphere.

Don't insult me with your alternate reality drivel.

Here's how it breaks down, in my eyes.

A fair number of atheists and agnostics think christianity is silly and/or harmful, catholics included. The 30% that thinks catholics will burn think everyone outside of their 30% will burn, although they might especially pick on catholics because they are a christian religion as well.

Zenrage @ 10:

General_Rennenkampf @ 5:

Zenrage @ 4:

Why do people let the pope get away with this? Because people still believe they have "souls" which will live on forever and ever even though the human body has only gained the ability to digest milk in the past 3000 years.

Did you notice that when the current pope updated the deadly sin roster, child molestation was nowhere to be found?

The "soul" comes from the Greek philosopher Plato, it was not originally a Jewish, or for that matter Christian concept. History, my friend, is your friend.

Yes, I know that the Christ myth predates the promise of posthumous immortality. I'm just saying that there is no way for such a thing to have evolved when we're still not fully lactose tolerant.

Thanks, I haven't had that good a laugh in a good long while. I'll chuckle all day over your Lactose Intolerant analogy.

People outside this 30% who are tolerant (whether atheist, agnostic, or other) generally don't give whether some is catholic or not much thought.

Bill Maher gives one man's opinion and it is refreshing. And many believe that too many pedophiles hide within organized religion. Just saying, do you really think that someone smart enough to create the universe and all the beasties and mankind too requires veneration?

seth @ 27:

General_Rennenkampf @ 24:

seth @ 21:

General_Rennenkampf @ 3:

Huh? I thought catholicism was the most popular religion in the US?

O.o

What alternate reality are you from? Most Americans either believe Catholics are still medieval, heretics who will burn in Hell, or just dumb pagans. Catholicism is the largest denomination, but without the Mexican Catholics causing the new bulge in membership, it would be one of the smallest denominations. Catholicism is still outnumbered by the Protestants in America, just try being Catholic in the Bible Belt and getting witnessed to by idiots from groups like (shudder) the Charismatics or the Baptists!

As a Baptist, I'm well-equipped to testify under oath that at least 30% of the country believes Catholics will all burn in Hell along with Jews, Muslims and Mormons. And this is while Catholicism enjoys the most tolerance it ever has. Al Smith's 1921 bid for the Presidency was defeated mostly because he was Catholic.

In a nutshell, no, Catholicism isn't popular in the U.S., or in the Anglosphere.

Don't insult me with your alternate reality drivel.

Here's how it breaks down, in my eyes.

A fair number of atheists and agnostics think christianity is silly and/or harmful, catholics included. The 30% that thinks catholics will burn think everyone outside of their 30% will burn, although they might especially pick on catholics because they are a christian religion as well.

That's true. But then, to me, most of the Evangelical world is oh, so much bullshit wrapped in fragrant flowers. That's just evangelicals. The Charismatics are worse. At least the average Evangelical doesn't think God talks back when they pray....and I'm surrounded by those people in my school.

California has a nazi governor, the U.S.A. has a nazi president and the world has a nazi pope, I thought we won the war!?

seth @ 29:

People outside this 30% who are tolerant (whether atheist, agnostic, or other) generally don't give whether some is catholic or not much thought.

Most of whom I know of as solemn believers create a hell for themselves.
Most non-believers I know are good people who just don't give a crap what others believe.

Consider the source. Also, if you have a strong belief about anything, it is inevitable that you will run into friction.

♣Bangkok Bob♠ @ 33:

seth @ 29:

People outside this 30% who are tolerant (whether atheist, agnostic, or other) generally don't give whether some is catholic or not much thought.

Most of whom I know of as solemn believers create a hell for themselves.
Most non-believers I know are good people who just don't give a crap what others believe.

I'm a believer who doesn't give a crap and realizes Christians stole Heaven and Hell from Zoroastrianism...

There is no god, you people are absolutely delusional, but I'm cool with it....just keep your white-trash religion out of my government.

♣Bangkok Bob♠ @ 33:

seth @ 29:

People outside this 30% who are tolerant (whether atheist, agnostic, or other) generally don't give whether some is catholic or not much thought.

Most of whom I know of as solemn believers create a hell for themselves.
Most non-believers I know are good people who just don't give a crap what others believe.

I have a hypothesis that this is why right-wing and christian radio became so popular. Their mental "models" of the world are not validated by reality, and so they need constant affirmation of their beliefs in order to maintain them and deal with the cognitive dissonance.

wtlloyd @ 36:

There is no god, you people are absolutely delusional, but I'm cool with it....just keep your white-trash religion out of my government.

Amen ... (tongue planted in cheek here)

wtlloyd @ 36:

There is no god, you people are absolutely delusional, but I'm cool with it....just keep your white-trash religion out of my government.

I'd agree with that statement (not the white trash part). These types seem to forget that the Christian Savior forbade Caesar's realm and God's realm mixing, and that in a time when Tiberius was emperor, no less.

There is no observation that can prove or disprove the existence of god, so I refrain from judgement. I sometimes wish there was a loving deity though.

seth @ 37:

♣Bangkok Bob♠ @ 33:

seth @ 29:

People outside this 30% who are tolerant (whether atheist, agnostic, or other) generally don't give whether some is catholic or not much thought.

Most of whom I know of as solemn believers create a hell for themselves.
Most non-believers I know are good people who just don't give a crap what others believe.

I have a hypothesis that this is why right-wing and christian radio became so popular. Their mental "models" of the world are not validated by reality, and so they need constant affirmation of their beliefs in order to maintain them and deal with the cognitive dissonance.

Sounds pretty true, I also think that most religions are causing a mental de-evolution in mankind.

Juan Guapo @ 20:

Bill Maher is a scroungy little white guy with a big freakin head and should be stepped on for his thoughts not only about catholics. I refuse to watch his show based on the fact that I respect other human beings which he continually trivilizes and belittles. Sure the catholic church has been wrong by covering up some off the wall pedephiles however it is probably true that there are just as many pediphiles in other faiths as there are in the catholic faith ( by percentage). Maher doesn't have to worry about that since he's a freakin athiest. He can't allow himself to be held to any rules therefore he choose to belong to the faith that has no rules, atheism. He's nothing but a know it all litttle puke and one of these days he'll get his come-up-ins!

So Atheists shouldn't care when children have their lives destroyed? Is that what you're saying? Apparently talking about pedophile priests is a much more cardinal sin than actually BEING a pedophile priest.

here's an idea, jackass... how about instead of threatening Bill Maher you actually STOP priests from molesting children. This isn't fucking rocket science. Or maybe prosecute them. What a concept! Maybe then your religion wouldn't be on the decline and the eeeevil Muslim horde surpassing you as the world's biggest confidence scandal.

It's not Mahers fault that this religion likes to stick things in little kids. It's douchebags like you that enable pedophiles and then try to redirect attention from it by attacking the people who point it out. It doesn't matter if they wear shirts with funny collars, or big funny hats or fezzes child molesters are the scum of the earth.

♣Bangkok Bob♠ @ 41:

seth @ 37:

♣Bangkok Bob♠ @ 33:

seth @ 29:
Most of whom I know of as solemn believers create a hell for themselves.
Most non-believers I know are good people who just don't give a crap what others believe.

I have a hypothesis that this is why right-wing and christian radio became so popular. Their mental "models" of the world are not validated by reality, and so they need constant affirmation of their beliefs in order to maintain them and deal with the cognitive dissonance.

Sounds pretty true, I also think that most religions are causing a mental de-evolution in mankind.

It's not a de-evolution so much as it is traditions that the oldest dates back to the Indus Valley Civilization 6,000 years ago (Hinduism) and the youngest in the 500s AD (Islam) being dragged kicking and screaming and clawing the floor into the modern world. I'll have you know Hinduism in India takes just as well to modernism as the Charismatic Christians and the suicide bombers.

It would be interesting to see how well a persons ability to deal with uncertainty and make decisions in the face of uncertainty predicts whether or not they belong to organized religion.

I'm glad that Maher has the cojones to call a duck a duck...

I've had my laugh, now it's time for breakfast.
Lactose intolerant ... hehe. .. love that.

Juan Guapo @ 20:

I refuse to watch his show based on the fact that I respect other human beings which he continually trivilizes and belittles. Sure the catholic church has been wrong by covering up some off the wall pedephiles however it is probably true that there are just as many pediphiles in other faiths as there are in the catholic faith ( by percentage).

You just have a gut feeling about this? Any evidence?

Besides, the point isn't to count the number of pedophiles who belong to any particular denomination, but to note that the Catholic Church, as an institution, sought to cover up the pedophilia happening in its jurisdiction, and to protect the perpetrators instead of the victims.

Maher doesn't have to worry about that since he's a freakin athiest. He can't allow himself to be held to any rules therefore he choose to belong to the faith that has no rules, atheism.

That's insulting to all of us atheists. We don't need to have faith to have strong moral sentiments. For Maher, child rape is flat out immoral. As is covering it up. Does your faith compel you to disagree with that?

Bill Maher is a scroungy little white guy with a big freakin head and should be stepped on for his thoughts not only about catholics. . . . He's nothing but a know it all litttle puke and one of these days he'll get his come-up-ins!

And if he were a black, muscle-bound man with small head, would you still want to commit these acts of violence against him for, ahem, having thoughts?

By the way, the word you seek is "comeuppance."

Four principles

1. What you see is false.

2. Black is white.

3. Law is politics, and politics is law.

4. Worry about your situation. Focus on it. Keep your head low.

Juan Guapo @ 20:

Bill Maher is a scroungy little white guy with a big freakin head and should be stepped on for his thoughts not only about catholics. I refuse to watch his show based on the fact that I respect other human beings which he continually trivilizes and belittles. Sure the catholic church has been wrong by covering up some off the wall pedephiles however it is probably true that there are just as many pediphiles in other faiths as there are in the catholic faith ( by percentage). Maher doesn't have to worry about that since he's a freakin atheist. He can't allow himself to be held to any rules therefore he choose to belong to the faith that has no rules, atheism. He's nothing but a know it all litttle puke and one of these days he'll get his come-up-ins!

I'm sensing some of that good Christian love and forgiveness coming from you my brotha.

No, I think what pisses you off most is Maher calls religion on it's hypocrisy. Organized religion demonizes gay people, for example, for undermining "family values" and being "immoral" yet these holier than thou hypocrites turn around and have sex with underage girls and alter boys. You believe in a super natural non-existent deity who many use as a wedge to demonize others for political and financial gains. I think you should look at the log in your own eye before you try to call someone else out for the speck in theirs.

Karen @ 47:

Juan Guapo @ 20:

I refuse to watch his show based on the fact that I respect other human beings which he continually trivilizes and belittles. Sure the catholic church has been wrong by covering up some off the wall pedephiles however it is probably true that there are just as many pediphiles in other faiths as there are in the catholic faith ( by percentage).

You just have a gut feeling about this? Any evidence?

Besides, the point isn't to count the number of pedophiles who belong to any particular denomination, but to note that the Catholic Church, as an institution, sought to cover up the pedophilia happening in its jurisdiction, and to protect the perpetrators instead of the victims.

Maher doesn't have to worry about that since he's a freakin athiest. He can't allow himself to be held to any rules therefore he choose to belong to the faith that has no rules, atheism.

That's insulting to all of us atheists. We don't need to have faith to have strong moral sentiments. For Maher, child rape is flat out immoral. As is covering it up. Does your faith compel you to disagree with that?

Bill Maher is a scroungy little white guy with a big freakin head and should be stepped on for his thoughts not only about catholics. . . . He's nothing but a know it all litttle puke and one of these days he'll get his come-up-ins!

And if he were a black, muscle-bound man with small head, would you still want to commit these acts of violence against him for, ahem, having thoughts?

By the way, the word you seek is "comeuppance."

Karen, I just have to say hell yeah...you are on awesome poster

Hes too dismissive to whats right in front of him, he chooses his big arguments in my opinion in a stupid way( Obama's "PIN" was challenged by one of his guests, the guest wasn't wearing it, he didn't challenge it, just one example. 

I'm curious why you have not respect for him??? I don't have cable, but watch the clips on C & L and find him to right on the money on most things.

I am an atheist but....

Lets fu**ing stop picking on christianity will yah?

I realize that for the reason of political correctness, making fun of christianity has become de rigeur, but come off it.

When we are able to criticize the pompous dalai lama, buddhism, jewish faith, then perhaps I will get off my high horse.

But this assault on christianity lately stinks.

Again, I am very much a militant, in your face atheist, as witnessed in this article here...

I've often thought that organized religion isn't the problem..it's the ORGANIZERS that are the problem.

Ignore Juan, fellas, he's the sort of Christian you can't reason with. I know the type all too well. The type that thinks he or she knows God's will, and that God uniquely blesses them, and who hate anyone they hate while claiming God's hatred (convienently) matches up with theirs while ripping off the poor and blowing their enemies to bloody shards of flesh and bones while ignoring "love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you (not that 60% of the country can really be persecuted by about 6%, at least Stalin had 30% behind him) and "resist ye not evil for evil," and hating Jews while ignoring that Joshua Ben Joseph was a dark-skinned Hebe who preached radical concepts and ignored social norms of the day.

So, yeah, Juan's the type of Christian that doesn't get Christianity right, or even try to. Were I the Grand Inquisitor, much of the Christian Right would be either cowering or already destroyed by my Inquisition.

Shame on you, Juan, you make Christians seem like we're all nuts. Which, by any empirical evidence, we are, but that's not the point. You make us seem like the bullets-and-street fighters type of nut, not the feed the hungry and visit the prisoners type of nut.

americangoy @ 52:

I am an atheist but....

Lets fu**ing stop picking on christianity will yah?

I realize that for the reason of political correctness, making fun of christianity has become de rigeur, but come off it.

When we are able to criticize the pompous dalai lama, buddhism, jewish faith, then perhaps I will get off my high horse.

But this assault on christianity lately stinks.

Again, I am very much a militant, in your face atheist, as witnessed in this article here...

How about leaving people to their own beliefs but calling them out when these beliefs negatively influence others and society at large? That seems reasonable.

americangoy @ 52:

I am an atheist but....

Lets fu**ing stop picking on christianity will yah?

I realize that for the reason of political correctness, making fun of christianity has become de rigeur, but come off it.

When we are able to criticize the pompous dalai lama, buddhism, jewish faith, then perhaps I will get off my high horse.

But this assault on christianity lately stinks.

Again, I am very much a militant, in your face atheist, as witnessed in this article here...

We Christians started this, so I don't mind the criticism of Christianity, it stirs thoughts about my faith, and helps me to solidify it. But, to hold off on criticizing us doesn't mean the radicals among my kind will stop criticizing ya'll. Much of what the media covers as American Christianity is nothing but a much larger version of Millerism and Jim Jones merged into one unholy behemoth anywho.

Ruthless People @ 49:

Juan Guapo @ 20:

Bill Maher is a scroungy little white guy with a big freakin head and should be stepped on for his thoughts not only about catholics. I refuse to watch his show based on the fact that I respect other human beings which he continually trivilizes and belittles. Sure the catholic church has been wrong by covering up some off the wall pedephiles however it is probably true that there are just as many pediphiles in other faiths as there are in the catholic faith ( by percentage). Maher doesn't have to worry about that since he's a freakin atheist. He can't allow himself to be held to any rules therefore he choose to belong to the faith that has no rules, atheism. He's nothing but a know it all litttle puke and one of these days he'll get his come-up-ins!

I'm sensing some of that good Christian love and forgiveness coming from you my brotha.

No, I think what pisses you off most is Maher calls religion on it's hypocrisy. Organized religion demonizes gay people, for example, for undermining "family values" and being "immoral" yet these holier than thou hypocrites turn around and have sex with underage girls and alter boys. You believe in a super natural non-existent deity who many use as a wedge to demonize others for political and financial gains. I think you should look at the log in your own eye before you try to call someone else out for the speck in theirs.

It's funny, the religious nut who pointed out that there are just as many pedophiles in other faiths (like that makes it O.K.) should take something into consideration...

The Catholic Church tired to cover it up. In fact, they tried to do so for a long time.

They knew about it and did nothing until they were forced to.

I have to say, if anyone supports the actions of any religious organization that knows about such acts, they just as guilty as the ones committing said acts.

Numinous123 @ 57:

Ruthless People @ 49:

Juan Guapo @ 20:

Bill Maher is a scroungy little white guy with a big freakin head and should be stepped on for his thoughts not only about catholics. I refuse to watch his show based on the fact that I respect other human beings which he continually trivilizes and belittles. Sure the catholic church has been wrong by covering up some off the wall pedephiles however it is probably true that there are just as many pediphiles in other faiths as there are in the catholic faith ( by percentage). Maher doesn't have to worry about that since he's a freakin atheist. He can't allow himself to be held to any rules therefore he choose to belong to the faith that has no rules, atheism. He's nothing but a know it all litttle puke and one of these days he'll get his come-up-ins!

I'm sensing some of that good Christian love and forgiveness coming from you my brotha.

No, I think what pisses you off most is Maher calls religion on it's hypocrisy. Organized religion demonizes gay people, for example, for undermining "family values" and being "immoral" yet these holier than thou hypocrites turn around and have sex with underage girls and alter boys. You believe in a super natural non-existent deity who many use as a wedge to demonize others for political and financial gains. I think you should look at the log in your own eye before you try to call someone else out for the speck in theirs.

It's funny, the religious nut who pointed out that there are just as many pedophiles in other faiths (like that makes it O.K.) should take something into consideration...

The Catholic Church tired to cover it up. In fact, they tried to do so for a long time.

They knew about it and did nothing until they were forced to.

I have to say, if anyone supports the actions of any religious organization that knows about such acts, they just as guilty as the ones committing said acts.

Again, so does my denomination. I don't support it, and have condemned it before. But Southern Baptists are Congregationalists so tracking it down would be a logistical nightmare (or so says the Denominational leadership in excuse #45454545). I say, fuck the logistical nightmare, we're supposed to care about kids before their born, so how about after?

americangoy @ 52:

I am an atheist but....

Lets fu**ing stop picking on christianity will yah?

I realize that for the reason of political correctness, making fun of christianity has become de rigeur, but come off it.

When we are able to criticize the pompous dalai lama, buddhism, jewish faith, then perhaps I will get off my high horse.

But this assault on christianity lately stinks.

Again, I am very much a militant, in your face atheist, as witnessed in this article here...

A few notes:

1. In this country, Christianity is the only religion whose theocratically-inclined practitioners seek to integrate church and state. Because Christianity enjoys majority status in this country, those who seek to hijack the religion in order create a Christian Republic of America get away with a lot more in their public discourse when they simply talk about how important faith and Christianity are to American life. Moreover, we have a Christian president doling out funds to "faith-based initiatives," most of which are Christian. As such, Christianity draws the most political criticism in the United States, and that's not entirely unwarranted.

2. Maher does indeed mock and deride all faiths. And the current so called New Atheists speak of, in Sam Harris' words "The End of Faith," not simply the end of Christianity. I have no problem explaining my antipathy towards faith as a concept, and to explain that it is not against any religion in particular. I don't think any of the now-famous atheist writers and speakers do either.

americangoy @ 52:

I am an atheist but....

Lets fu**ing stop picking on christianity will yah?

I realize that for the reason of political correctness, making fun of christianity has become de rigeur, but come off it.

When we are able to criticize the pompous dalai lama, buddhism, jewish faith, then perhaps I will get off my high horse.

But this assault on christianity lately stinks.

Again, I am very much a militant, in your face atheist, as witnessed in this article here...

I'm against any blind faith, especially if that same faith says that religious beliefs are more important that human lives.

I hope that satisfies you.

Maher equates pedophelia with homosexuality.
He should, and does, know better.

Nicole Belle @ 12:

General_Rennenkampf @ 3:

Oh, and if Catholics are all child molestors, all Muslims are suicide bombers.

I've never understood this binary thinking. If you're Catholic you must be a child molester? Show me where Maher or anyone ever suggested that.

The fact is that the Catholic Church has sought to protect priests they knew were molesting children rather than protect the children. It doesn't mean all practicing Catholics are molesters any more than it means that all priests are molesters. The danger of the strawman that you created is that it dismisses a very real problem that the Church has not adequately dealt with.

<---lapsed Catholic, whose parish priest was one of those molesters.

Maher equates the Catholic Church with members of a cult who commit buggery: "How does the Catholic Church get away with all of their buggery?"

He also equates the Church with the Pope and the hierarchy. This is false. The majority of lay Catholics and clergy were horrified by the prevalence of child abuse by clergy and the efforts of the hierarchy to cover it up. Not all American Catholics were pleased with the election of Benedict as Pope. Some of us remember fondly the leadership of John XXIII who made major efforts to bring the laity into governance of the church.

I realize Maher is a comedian and it is okay to make jokes about the Catholic church. But I dislike Bill's obvious misrepresentation of Catholics. (I also have stopped watching him because of his misogyny. He is only interested in "hot" women.)

If you can't say anything nice about the pedophile-enabling church, just don't say anything at all.

The Church: a loaded topic. That was a stunning hat: bless his heart.

I do like the linked story about not attending the dinner in his honour. It'll be bu$h and Co. sitting around with shit-eating grins. The "seat of honour" empty.

Ooops. It appears Maher has unleashed the gates of Christian love. That is, today’s Americanized version of it. As the Christianistas continue to deflect criticism by obfuscation and little white lies, they can’t for the life of them figure out why their membership is declining. Perhaps they need a refresher course on the teachings of, you know, Christ. A mirror wouldn’t hurt either.

63 Brad Says: If you can’t say anything nice about the pedophile-enabling church, just don’t say anything at all.

==>Ditto.

seth says: Huh? I thought catholicism was the most popular religion in the US?
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It is. By leaps and bounds. You totally fail to understand that that guy is a troll :)

{{{6 Gary Says}}}: Turned it off after 2 minutes, Im sick of Maher and his generalization of religions. He’s doing to christianity exactly what Michael Savage does to islam on the radio.
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I think he's playing the gadfly. He's asking, "Where is the outrage?" There isn't any, not that I can see.

Nic Brodeur Says: Maher equates pedophelia with homosexuality. He should, and does, know better
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Um, no he doesn't. He condemns homophobia.

Roket @ 65:

As the Christianistas continue to deflect criticism by obfuscation and little white lies, they can’t for the life of them figure out why their membership is declining. Perhaps they need a refresher course on the teachings of, you know, Christ.

Not exactly correct. See http://www.catholic.org/national/national_story.php?id=23906 on the rise in membership of all U.S. Christian churches and in the Catholic church. But I agree, many Christians, including Catholics, could use a review of the teachings of Christ.

I really enjoy Bill Maher's humor and perspective on the world.

I completely agreed with his take on the Pope covering up the church's practice of pedophile. And then Bill used the phrase "We're here, we're queer. Get used to it." which is an old phrase from past gay rights marches.

Unfortunately, this conflates pedophiles with gay people and every study on this topic disputes a link. Being gay in no way makes a person more likely to molest a child.

So, I think it would be great if Bill Maher could address this.

52 americangoy Says: I am an atheist but….

Lets fu**ing stop picking on christianity will yah? ..................
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As soon as they stop picking on others, and go back inside the churches, where they belong. I say that as a gay man. Fair enough?

Why is this controversy still going on? I remember the newspaper headline from a few years back: "Pope John Paul ll forgives molested children." It should have been over back then.

Oh, sorry... now I remember, that was from "The Onion."

Bush crony Gonzo having a hard time finding a job http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/12/alberto-gonzaels-finding_n_9638... Here's a pointer for Gonzo that could help him land a job. When the interviewer ask you the following the questions don't respond:

Q: What experience best qualifies for this position?
A: I don't recall

Q: Where do you see see yourself in 5 years?
A: I don't recall

Q: What qualities do you have that make you the best candidate for this position?
A: I don't recall

Nic Brodeur @ 61:

Maher equates pedophelia with homosexuality.
He should, and does, know better.

He does? Maher is an advocate for gay rights.

PAPAL Priesthood Association of Pedophile Alterboy Lovetoys.

How people STILL donate to this bunch knowing a part of their money is going to pay off court settlements for pedophile sex offenders boggles ones mind.

Well not really when you consider they believe Adam fathered a son when he was 130 years old... six thousand years ago! I can't even make up anything even close to that.

Maher is not the first anti-Catholic bigot Atheist and he won't be the last. But the truth that really galls him is that the Catholic Church has survived all sorts of human screwups down through 2000 years. That alone is proof of its divine orgins which fools like Maher can't explain. So Billy boy go on ranting and we will go on praying that some day God will show you the light. Maybe not in this life, but you can bet every thing on seeing it in the next life.

mcg @ 62:

Nicole Belle @ 12:

General_Rennenkampf @ 3:

Oh, and if Catholics are all child molestors, all Muslims are suicide bombers.

I've never understood this binary thinking. If you're Catholic you must be a child molester? Show me where Maher or anyone ever suggested that.

The fact is that the Catholic Church has sought to protect priests they knew were molesting children rather than protect the children. It doesn't mean all practicing Catholics are molesters any more than it means that all priests are molesters. The danger of the strawman that you created is that it dismisses a very real problem that the Church has not adequately dealt with.

<---lapsed Catholic, whose parish priest was one of those molesters.

Maher equates the Catholic Church with members of a cult who commit buggery: "How does the Catholic Church get away with all of their buggery?"

I'm not sure equates is the right word, but he does make that analogy, yes.

He also equates the Church with the Pope and the hierarchy. This is false. The majority of lay Catholics and clergy were horrified by the prevalence of child abuse by clergy and the efforts of the hierarchy to cover it up. . . . I realize Maher is a comedian and it is okay to make jokes about the Catholic church. But I dislike Bill's obvious misrepresentation of Catholics.

This strikes me as a semantic argument more than anything else. When he says, "Church," indeed he means "the Pope and the hierarchy." You would rather that "Church" be used in a more inclusive way to encompass the laity. Fair enough, but I don't think Maher's usage evinces a belief on his part that the laity also condoned the pedophilia.

Not all American Catholics were pleased with the election of Benedict as Pope. Some of us remember fondly the leadership of John XXIII who made major efforts to bring the laity into governance of the church.

Let me ask something sincerely. Please understand, I mean no offense, and I just wish to ask something: Given that the Church is not set up as a democracy, and the Pope is deemed infallible, how does one remain a good Catholic if one outrightly condemns the Pope's and/or the hierarchy's actions?

(I also have stopped watching him because of his misogyny. He is only interested in "hot" women.)

Heh, yeah, there are ways in which Maher is a sexist. (I think he'd cop to it.) I still think he's funny.

I disagree with him on many things. His latest denouncement of Western medicine is rife with pseudoscience; he seems less-than-enlightened when discussing the transgendered community; he derides the Fourth Amendment.

But I'll still watch him. He makes me laugh, and I like his take on many other issues.

Er, John the Elder, not that I'm all that inclined to get into a Bible-thumpin' contest with anyone, but by your logic the Jewish faith would have the Catholics beat by a long shot, far longer than a mere 2,000 years. Their survival over several millenium despite regular attempts to wipe them off the face of the earth - last one failing what? Only 63 years ago? - 'proof' of divine 'orgins' if there ever was one, by your own logic.

Or what about Hinduism? That's even older than Judiasm, and still practiced by millions around the world. Man, their orgins must be even more divine than Jewish orgins!

I'm not seeing the light with this logic, my friend. But I'll be happy enough to wait for the next life to see it rather than have you expend any further energy on explaining 'divine orgins'.

John the Elder @ 77:

Maher is not the first anti-Catholic bigot Atheist and he won't be the last.

He's not an anti-Catholic bigot. I defy you to articulate why he meets the criteria for bigotry. Moreover, your inclusion of his atheism smacks of bigotry on your part, though I'm willing to extend to you the benefit of the doubt if you can convince me otherwise.

But the truth that really galls him is that the Catholic Church has survived all sorts of human screwups down through 2000 years. That alone is proof of its divine orgins which fools like Maher can't explain.

Heh, yeah, that makes sense. The Church has committed crimes against humanity, offers a self-contradictory dogma, and had generally screwed up for 2000 years. If not for divine help, how else could such an institution survive.

Is god nuts?

So Billy boy go on ranting and we will go on praying that some day God will show you the light. Maybe not in this life, but you can bet every thing on seeing it in the next life.

Empty appeals to fear are not likely to convince people who demand evidence before adopting belief.

John the Elder @ 78:

Maher is not the first anti-Catholic bigot Atheist and he won't be the last. But the truth that really galls him is that the Catholic Church has survived all sorts of human screwups down through 2000 years. That alone is proof of its divine orgins which fools like Maher can't explain. So Billy boy go on ranting and we will go on praying that some day God will show you the light. Maybe not in this life, but you can bet every thing on seeing it in the next life.

So, using your logic, I am sure you will agree that homosexuality has survived throughout history despite massive social sanctions and is therefore proof of its divine origins. I can dig that!

Ruthless People @ 75:

Bush crony Gonzo having a hard time finding a job http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/12/alberto-gonzaels-finding_n_9638... Here's a pointer for Gonzo that could help him land a job. When the interviewer ask you the following the questions don't respond:

Q: What experience best qualifies for this position?
A: I don't recall

Q: Where do you see see yourself in 5 years?
A: I don't recall

Q: What qualities do you have that make you the best candidate for this position?
A: I don't recall

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Brad @ 64:

If you can't say anything nice about the pedophile-enabling church, just don't say anything at all.

That, of course, would be all of the churches.

If lying about the Catholic Church or the Pope makes you feel good, then you have issues you need to deal with. Stating that the Catholic Church is some kind of cult shows true ignorance of the history of Christianity.

Bill Maher actually commits defamation by saying the Pope instructed Bishops to cover-up for criminal priests until the statute of limitations was reached. Then Cardinal Ratzinger actually increased the statute of limitations to 10 years after the victims 18th birthday (for minors). The previous limit was 5 years after the incident. The only instruction for secrecy was regarding internal hearings and investigations.

If you keep buying the lies about the Catholic Church without doing research of even basic facts, you are doomed to ignorance and maybe much worse.

I'm too lazy to read all the posts to see if someone else has mentioned this, so apologies in advance...

I normally like Bill, but that little shot at the end is a bit much. Surely Maher is not equating homosexuality with pedophilia. Buggering little boys is done more frequently by heterosexuals - it's just a fact. Anyone equating the two is simply ignorant. Bill's usually NOT ignorant, so perhaps he just went for the cheap joke (he does do that pretty frequently). It just perpetuates a stereotype that was long ago disproved. I expect better from Maher.

Paul @ 86:

I'm too lazy to read all the posts to see if someone else has mentioned this, so apologies in advance...

I normally like Bill, but that little shot at the end is a bit much. Surely Maher is not equating homosexuality with pedophilia. Buggering little boys is done more frequently by heterosexuals - it's just a fact. Anyone equating the two is simply ignorant. Bill's usually NOT ignorant, so perhaps he just went for the cheap joke (he does do that pretty frequently). It just perpetuates a stereotype that was long ago disproved. I expect better from Maher.

Why do people think Maher was equating pedophilia and homosexuality? Seriously, I don't get it. Was it because of the "We're here; we're queer; get used to it" phrase?

Indeed, Maher was not genuinely equating homosexuality and pedophilia.

I agree with much of what Maher says, but I have to wonder what those nuns did to him back in school to make him so hostile to religion - Catholicism in particular.

Lucy @ 88:

I agree with much of what Maher says, but I have to wonder what those nuns did to him back in school to make him so hostile to religion - Catholicism in particular.

I suppose you're likely being facetious, but I would like to point out that most of us anti-theism folks got to where we are simply by thinking. Our atheism and anti-theism is a consequence of our thought process, not a reaction to mistreatment by religious people.

Reality Check @ 85:

If lying about the Catholic Church or the Pope makes you feel good, then you have issues you need to deal with. Stating that the Catholic Church is some kind of cult shows true ignorance of the history of Christianity.

Bill Maher actually commits defamation by saying the Pope instructed Bishops to cover-up for criminal priests until the statute of limitations was reached. Then Cardinal Ratzinger actually increased the statute of limitations to 10 years after the victims 18th birthday (for minors). The previous limit was 5 years after the incident. The only instruction for secrecy was regarding internal hearings and investigations.

If you keep buying the lies about the Catholic Church without doing research of even basic facts, you are doomed to ignorance and maybe much worse.

If the Moonies or the Scientologists are around 2000 years from now, then they will be established religions and not cults. They are a lot of goofy things about Mormonism, but every year it becomes more and more respectable. Bill Maher probably has a lot of Catholic friends: it's clear that it is the Catholic hierarchy that he despises not the laity or probably even most priests.
There is real anti-Catholic bias in this country, mostly from conservative protestants. But because the church hierarchy is politically conservative, the real bias is never challenged. Maher's criticism of the hierarchy's evil record on the pedophilia scandal is the kind of thing that gets the hierarchy crying Anti-Catholic Bias. You don't need to carry their water. Then again maybe you're a monsignor or something.

actually all religions are a load of horseshit!

oh and mahers a [deleted. c'mon, tyree, y'know better. sitemonitor]

tyree @ 91:

actually all religions are a load of horseshit!

Volume, volume, volume.

tyree @ 92:

oh and mahers a [deleted. c'mon, tyree, y'know better. sitemonitor]

wheres it written you cant call a tv commedian a d**kwad!

[in the C&L commenting policy, etc. Besides, this isn't up to your usual level of inventive invective anyway.]

Pope 'obstructed' sex abuse inquiry
Confidential letter reveals Ratzinger ordered bishops to keep allegations secret
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2005/apr/24/children.childprotection

The pope is just a man in funny clothes, not an infallable guy with a heavenly connection to a deity.
There's no more reason to believe in the christian god, allah, jehva than zeus. Religion is man made. Case closed

tyree @ 94:

tyree @ 92:

oh and mahers a [deleted. c'mon, tyree, y'know better. sitemonitor]

wheres it written you cant call a tv commedian a d**kwad!

[in the C&L commenting policy, etc. Besides, this isn't up to your usual level of inventive invective anyway.]

i got better but you wouldnt like them , mahers a stupid no nothing jerk who shows how ignorent he is about any subject he jokes about!

[that's better.]

Bill was spot on regarding the catholic church and its saintly leader.

It is hard to imagine how so many priests in so many places have virtually "gotten away" with the repeated molestation of children - both male and female - for so many years. Hard to imagine, until you realize that there has been a massive cover up of the situation reaching the highest levels of the church.

The payouts to the victims of such abuse by the church over the past several years are not enough. One cannot buy absolution, no matter what one puts into the collection plate on Sunday. These guilty priests, bishops and archbishops should be sent to prison for a lifetime of fear and buggery.

Organized religion, of any stripe, is bad for just about everyone except those who reap financial windfalls by instilling fear into the gullible and weak. This country is in a hell of a mess, and we have, in part, religion to blame...

I think the reason some people are saying Maher equates homosexuality with paedophilia is the use of the gay activist line "We're here, we're queer, get used to it" toward the end. It is a bad choice of words by Maher, and unnecessary to make his point. The question in Maher's monologue here isn't about whether Catholic priests are gay, it's about whether they're child molesters. The far right often likes to try this slanderous link, i.e., "queer" equates to "child molester," and Maher should have been aware enough to cut this line and not needlessly drop in a phrase with so much context from the gay rights movement. Maher is a vocal supporter of gay rights, though, and this is obviously a sloppy move rather than a malicious one. So I chalk it up as a glitch in an otherwise interesting monologue and let it go.

the puritans were run out of england so they came to america for religous freedom and to steal from the indians then when they couldnt infect thier minds with thier drival they killed them ! god helps him that murders in his name!amen brother !

Reality Check @ 85:

If lying about the Catholic Church or the Pope makes you feel good, then you have issues you need to deal with...
Bill Maher actually commits defamation by saying the Pope instructed Bishops to cover-up for criminal priests until the statute of limitations was reached. Then Cardinal Ratzinger actually increased the statute of limitations to 10 years after the victims 18th birthday (for minors). The previous limit was 5 years after the incident. The only instruction for secrecy was regarding internal hearings and investigations.

If you keep buying the lies about the Catholic Church without doing research of even basic facts, you are doomed to ignorance and maybe much worse.

1984 @ 95:

Pope 'obstructed' sex abuse inquiry
Confidential letter reveals Ratzinger ordered bishops to keep allegations secret
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2005/apr/24/children.childprotection

excerpt from Guardian story:

It asserted the church's right to hold its inquiries behind closed doors and keep the evidence confidential for up to 10 years after the victims reached adulthood. The letter was signed by Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, who was elected as John Paul II's successor last week.

Lawyers acting for abuse victims claim it was designed to prevent the allegations from becoming public knowledge or being investigated by the police. They accuse Ratzinger of committing a 'clear obstruction of justice'.

bobbyjoe @ 98:

I think the reason some people are saying Maher equates homosexuality with paedophilia is the use of the gay activist line "We're here, we're queer, get used to it" toward the end. It is a bad choice of words by Maher, and unnecessary to make his point.

I agree. I noticed and was put off by it.

ive been to a few churches in my time and listened to the horse crap the preachers spout about heaven, you cant inter into heaven unless youve been baptised , washed in the blood of the lamb , have faith in something you cant see, i asked my brain dead brother whos a pentacostal , so your telling me that thiers going to be a rapture all the saved people are going to heaven and the rest of us are going to die, then after the scum are dead you yahoos get to come back to earth and live the good life , yes he says, i ask him well what if you never heard of god or jesus ? suppose your some one born long before jesus say a cave man , or an african or a asian or an indian or any one thats never had a chance to hear about christianity i suppose they have a soul like you have are they bared from heaven and going to burn in the fires of hell? yes he says and bill mahers is still a d8888k

#24 LStep wrote, "I gotta blame it on the Jews, since they were the ones who didn’t finish Jesus off soon enough, and Peter then became the first Pope. If it were not for that crazy Messianic stuff in the Apocalypse and the Book of Daniel the world would have been a better place. Too bad that Joshua wasn’t picked off by a Canaanite arrow…"

For your information, there are many Rabbis who have been accused of child molestation, not just Catholic priests. And I am sure we could find child molesters in every religion, and even in people who are non-religious.

There are good people and bad people in every religion and I take EXTREME offense by your comment about 'not finishing Jesus off soon enough' and the other disparaging comments regarding my Catholic faith. Why is what you wrote not considered hate speech? It is extremely offensive to me. And if I had written something similiar against the Jewish faith, I would probably be in jail right now and labled an anti-semite for the rest of my life. So why is it ok to attack Jesus and the Pope and the Bible the Catholic faith, but we cannot say ANYTHING about the Jews and Neo-cons and Zionists and Israel? Please explain that to me. [deleted]. I just really don't get it. [apparently, you really don't. - site monitor]

[deleted, and banned. Thinly disguised anti-Semitism is not tolerated here. And insulting the site monitors is a sure fire way of getting yourself banned. Well done, that was using your brain. - site monitor]

As a FORMER CATHOLIC, I say Bill nailed it!

JMHO:

I don't care for Bill Maher. But I'll still ask this question, why is he taking on the Pope now? Is he so offended that the Pope wouldn't have birthday cake with our "president"? Has any Pope attended a presidential birthday celebration?

Is it because of the recent cult child abuse thing? I mean, the comparison is like, oh, you think that's bad, well this is worse, which completely minimalizes the trauma of the cult children.

BTW I consider myself a spiritual type person who feels organized religion has a place in society but I'm ambivalent about what that role really is. I do believe there is a higher power at work and people define it differently. But I hate when people shove their definition down other people's throats. The whole point is that we are human and NOT gods or goddesses ourselves to force others to do OUR will. Again, JMHO.

Gary @ 6:

Turned it off after 2 minutes, Im sick of Maher and his generalization of religions. He's doing to christianity exactly what Michael Savage does to islam on the radio.

Christianity: Hypocrites live here

Gary, it's Bill's opinion. I'm A Christian, but I'm sick of it because Cheney, Bush, and the religious nutjobs in the right have hijacked it. To be honest, I'm seriously considering finding another religion, or none at all.

The fact that Ratzinger is treated with respect by anyone is just another piece of proof that homo sapiens is one stupid fucking pathetic shit species.

Karen @ 79:

This strikes me as a semantic argument more than anything else. When he says, "Church," indeed he means "the Pope and the hierarchy." You would rather that "Church" be used in a more inclusive way to encompass the laity. Fair enough, but I don't think Maher's usage evinces a belief on his part that the laity also condoned the pedophilia. . .

Let me ask something sincerely. Please understand, I mean no offense, and I just wish to ask something: Given that the Church is not set up as a democracy, and the Pope is deemed infallible, how does one remain a good Catholic if one outrightly condemns the Pope's and/or the hierarchy's actions?

Its more than semantic--it is definitional. But I will accept your argument that Maher may not have meant the laity when condemning the coverup of clergy pedophilia. (He merely said Catholics are members of a cult.)

Yes, the Catholic church is certainly not a democracy, but the doctrine of papal infallibility has not been used in over 50 years. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_infallibility#Instances_of_papal_infa... When it was used, popes were said to be infallible when they announced they were speaking "ex cathedra." Popes are human. They err and should seek forgiveness for sins, as should the clergy and hierarchy. We all have free will and are responsible for our actions.

Bill Maher makes me laugh my ass off..... he hits the nail swuare on the head every time.... what a grear clip. THANKS C and L!

On a more personal note, I have always felt sorry for Catholics, but if they are happy, who am I to say anything?

dosido @ 106:

JMHO:
...Is it because of the recent cult child abuse thing? I mean, the comparison is like, oh, you think that's bad, well this is worse, which completely minimalizes the trauma of the cult children.

His point is that the children of the BIG cult are STILL at risk, I think.

mcg @ 109:

Karen @ 79:

This strikes me as a semantic argument more than anything else. When he says, "Church," indeed he means "the Pope and the hierarchy." You would rather that "Church" be used in a more inclusive way to encompass the laity. Fair enough, but I don't think Maher's usage evinces a belief on his part that the laity also condoned the pedophilia. . .

Let me ask something sincerely. Please understand, I mean no offense, and I just wish to ask something: Given that the Church is not set up as a democracy, and the Pope is deemed infallible, how does one remain a good Catholic if one outrightly condemns the Pope's and/or the hierarchy's actions?

Its more than semantic--it is definitional.

To me, that sounds like saying, "It's more than a three-sided polygon -- it's a triangle."

But I will accept your argument that Maher may not have meant the laity when condemning the coverup of clergy pedophilia.

I really don't think he was. But hey, I've been wrong before.

(He merely said Catholics are members of a cult.)

Yes, but if it's any consolation, he contends likewise of Baptists, Presbyterians, Anglicans, Jews, Mormons, Hindus, Muslims, Pagans, etc.

Yes, the Catholic church is certainly not a democracy, but the doctrine of papal infallibility has not been used in over 50 years. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_infallibility#Instances_of_papal_infa... When it was used, popes were said to be infallible when they announced they were speaking "ex cathedra." Popes are human. They err and should seek forgiveness for sins, as should the clergy and hierarchy. We all have free will and are responsible for our actions.

Okeedoke. Thanks for the answer.

bobbyjoe @ 98:

I think the reason some people are saying Maher equates homosexuality with paedophilia is the use of the gay activist line "We're here, we're queer, get used to it" toward the end. It is a bad choice of words by Maher, and unnecessary to make his point. The question in Maher's monologue here isn't about whether Catholic priests are gay, it's about whether they're child molesters. The far right often likes to try this slanderous link, i.e., "queer" equates to "child molester," and Maher should have been aware enough to cut this line and not needlessly drop in a phrase with so much context from the gay rights movement. Maher is a vocal supporter of gay rights, though, and this is obviously a sloppy move rather than a malicious one. So I chalk it up as a glitch in an otherwise interesting monologue and let it go.

I'm really puzzled that people think Maher was somehow equating gay and child molester by using a gay activist line. On the contrary, he was demonstrating how inappropriate the use of the phrase was in that context.

"We're here, we're queer, get used to it." Consider the meaning of that phrase. I hear: Look, this is who we are. We don't have to explain ourselves to you, and we're not doing anything wrong. So come to grips with the fact that you share the planet with us.

Now consider what Maher said: "And that's the Church's attitude. We're here, we're queer, get used to it." As in, by covering up child rape, and protecting the perpetrators instead of the victims, the Church is saying, "We don't have to explain ourselves, we're not doing anything wrong, we're just another sexual minority, so come to grips with it."

Of course, the phrase can't be borrowed by the Church. Of course, pedophilia has nothing to do with homosexuality and vice versa. That was exactly Maher's point.

Karen @ 113:

mcg @ 109:

Karen @ 79:

To me, that sounds like saying, "It's more than a three-sided polygon -- it's a triangle."

It seems to me like Maher is calling an angle (a two sided polygon??) a triangle. (We've beat this discussion to death. Good night.)

Brad @ 112:

dosido @ 106:

JMHO:
...Is it because of the recent cult child abuse thing? I mean, the comparison is like, oh, you think that's bad, well this is worse, which completely minimalizes the trauma of the cult children.

His point is that the children of the BIG cult are STILL at risk, I think.

I think his point is that society is utterly hypocritical to condemn the small cult so self-righteously as to demand the incarceration of its leaders and members while not demanding the same for the Pope and others involved in the Catholic Church's pedophilia scandal.

His point is that the Catholic Church's actions and the small cult's actions are different only in their size and scope, and that for some odd and disturbing reason, it's the smaller one that offends us more.

Juan Guapo @ 21:

Bill Maher is a scroungy little white guy with a big freakin head and should be stepped on for his thoughts not only about catholics. I refuse to watch his show based on the fact that I respect other human beings which he continually trivilizes and belittles. Sure the catholic church has been wrong by covering up some off the wall pedephiles however it is probably true that there are just as many pediphiles in other faiths as there are in the catholic faith ( by percentage). Maher doesn't have to worry about that since he's a freakin athiest. He can't allow himself to be held to any rules therefore he choose to belong to the faith that has no rules, atheism. He's nothing but a know it all litttle puke and one of these days he'll get his come-up-ins!

Umm....see the thing is if you're a know it all, then you have a right to speak your mind. I think what you mean is you don't like the fact that someone makes strong arguments in the vein that Maher does. Guess what pallie? This is America and while you don't have to be intelligent to make public remarks...say, like you do.....or George Bush does.....it's generally considered a good thing when you do. You should consider that your upbringing may have made you believe in things that if you look at them in a particular light, don't really make much sense. Maher has a way of shining a light in that particular way. You may not like it but your belief system wouldn't stand a chance against a mind like his. And if he's an atheist what business is it of yours? You have your right wing fascist christian nut jobs ranting away in the pulpits and talk radio. The rest of us sane Americans want a voice like Maher's to counter the vitriolic bile that people like you enjoy and believe in.

Karen @ 116:

Brad @ 112:

dosido @ 106:

JMHO:
...Is it because of the recent cult child abuse thing? I mean, the comparison is like, oh, you think that's bad, well this is worse, which completely minimalizes the trauma of the cult children.

His point is that the children of the BIG cult are STILL at risk, I think.

I think his point is that society is utterly hypocritical to condemn the small cult so self-righteously as to demand the incarceration of its leaders and members while not demanding the same for the Pope and others involved in the Catholic Church's pedophilia scandal.

His point is that the Catholic Church's actions and the small cult's actions are different only in their size and scope, and that for some odd and disturbing reason, it's the smaller one that offends us more.

Social conditioning serves the church well.

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About the Catholic Church; he gets it.

About Magic Johnson; it would be a joke if Maher were alive had he'd been living with HIV as long as Johnson has... YES?

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Max-Hussein-1 @ 119:

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About the Catholic Church; he gets it.

About Magic Johnson; it would be a joke if Maher were alive had he'd been living with HIV as long as Johnson has... YES?

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Catholic church says No to condoms. Think of the children.

I have been drinking milk all my life. What exactly does that mean. Maybe I am 3000 years ahead of humanity.

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Geno in Ptwon @ 107:

Gary @ 6:

Turned it off after 2 minutes, Im sick of Maher and his generalization of religions. He's doing to christianity exactly what Michael Savage does to islam on the radio.

Christianity: Hypocrites live here

Gary, it's Bill's opinion. I'm A Christian, but I'm sick of it because Cheney, Bush, and the religious nutjobs in the right have hijacked it. To be honest, I'm seriously considering finding another religion, or none at all.

I agree, Christianity has many hypocrites and many morons, and then christians-out-of-convenience like the republican party. Its just when Maher, Hitchens and co speak about religion, they have a way of doing it so that it appears there are no rational christians and that i'm a complete moron because I happen to think there might be an after life.

William Donahue wil be on Maher's ass by Monday, if not tonight. I got to see that one.

Brad@120:

Catholic church says No to condoms. Think of the children.
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Simple. The bigger the family, the least chance to educate them, therefore remaining ignorant, and then the easier to handle the masses, ie...Mexico, Brasil, Latin America for that matter. I ask the head of a Panamenian family with 12 children why he had so many children knowing how poor his condition was. He reponded that he was Catholic and that, therefore that was "God's will."

wijg @ 101:

bobbyjoe @ 98:

I think the reason some people are saying Maher equates homosexuality with paedophilia is the use of the gay activist line "We're here, we're queer, get used to it" toward the end. It is a bad choice of words by Maher, and unnecessary to make his point.

I agree. I noticed and was put off by it.

Did they do any little girls? If so, these abuses didn't make the news.

A friend who claims catholicism said that "the faith brings me comfort". In the light of their crimes, the faith makes me sick.

American contrasts at its best. That's where Maher get my recognition.

The Bible: The most beloved book in America.
Pedophylia: Secretly buried at every level of American culture, and the dream of every man over fifty.
Sex: Check the super market magazine racks when you're about to pay your groceries. "How to please your woman", " How to perform better in bed", "108 secrets to satifies him", and it goes for forever.

In Europe, people fuck each other to death, and the scandals and sexual crime are minimal. We enjoy sex in the Continent, and it is nobody's business.
(Except for the Belgians -Marc Dutroux 1998 - where I'm positive, high ranking officers of the Government itself are involved and sanction pedophilia).

America is a sexual obsessed society tearing itself apart due to the frustration and repression of its religions.
Babylonians and Sumerians went to the temples to idolized statues, got drunk, offered a few human sacrifices, and them fucked each other to death, literally. Now days, the only difference is, that we use Jesus and religion as an excuse. Then the law comes after these "sinners" , law enforcers who themselves, in a few months or years will be in the front pages of main American papers accussed of the same "deeds" for which they incarcerated others. I found the whole thing very amusing. There are a few juicy sex scandals coming in the next few months. You're going to love it.

After 9/11, visit controls to the White House became as tight as ever. How come, Jeff Gannon, who entered the White House one hundred ninety six times, and stayed overnight twelve nights, but the MSM has not investigated this event and reamained mute about it.

Was Lewinski at fault for not being a lesbian prostitute?

wijg @ 101:

bobbyjoe @ 98:

I think the reason some people are saying Maher equates homosexuality with paedophilia is the use of the gay activist line "We're here, we're queer, get used to it" toward the end. It is a bad choice of words by Maher, and unnecessary to make his point.

I agree. I noticed and was put off by it.

Just watched the clip and I noticed it too.

americangoy @ 53:

I am an atheist but....

Lets fu**ing stop picking on christianity will yah?

I realize that for the reason of political correctness, making fun of christianity has become de rigeur, but come off it.

When we are able to criticize the pompous dalai lama, buddhism, jewish faith, then perhaps I will get off my high horse.

But this assault on christianity lately stinks.

Again, I am very much a militant, in your face atheist, as witnessed in this article here...

Let's stop picking on Christianity? Are you insane? Christianity is waging a FULL-ON WAR against other faiths, and in America against Atheism. Christianity is not the victim, here you loon. The assault on Christianity isn't what stinks - it's Christianity itself.

Atheists aren't the ones who've been killing in the name of a divine being for thousands of years. We're not the ones who have a policy of hiding pedophile leaders from the public. We're not the ones involved in trying to subvert foreign nations to our beliefs, or forcing our beliefs on everyone else in our own country.

Attacking Christianity is NOT politically correct - if anything this current presidential campaign should have shown you exactly how important Christianity is to even having a chance of being "elected" in America. You are completely wrong on all counts, and I am convinced you're not an Atheist.

more at my blog...

Pigpen @ 9:

We should all be subject to the same ridicule, no matter what our religious persuasion. No one deserves any special treatment because of their particular "faith."

If we cannot weather the ridicule, then our Faith is wanting...

But this is an issue that has been a long time coming. The Catholic Church has let many Sins slide for many decades. The Deadly Sin of Pride ( in not admitting and taking responsibilty for The Church's actions/non-actions) has and will bring down The Church. Unless they start practicing what they preach, and not what they believe, the end will come soon.

General_Rennenkampf @ 13:

Zenrage @ 10:

General_Rennenkampf @ 5:

Zenrage @ 4:

The "soul" comes from the Greek philosopher Plato, it was not originally a Jewish, or for that matter Christian concept. History, my friend, is your friend.

Yes, I know that the Christ myth predates the promise of posthumous immortality. I'm just saying that there is no way for such a thing to have evolved when we're still not fully lactose tolerant.

That's true, but then I am a Christian that happens to accept evolutionary biology, holding to a mixture of gradualism and punctuated equilibrium. Namely, some species evolve faster than others, and I'm not thinking of Homo sapiens, here, but our more evolved (no joke, it's an actual study that says this) cousin Pan troglydytes.

Have you read "The Pagan Christ" by Tom Harpur? It's very good!

I'll leave this discussion on this note:

http://www.tomharpur.com/visionstatement.asp

Seven Principles of Cosmic Spirituality

1) The entire cosmos is the manifestation of Divine Mind-every molecule, every cell, every creature, every rock, tree, mountain, planet, blazing star, whirling galaxy and universe of galaxies.

2) We are all an integral, interconnected part of the whole cosmos and our own inner world is a holograph of the cosmos within us.

3) One basic datum underlies every religion under the sun, the principle of Incarnation. The Word or Logos, God's self-expression made manifest, has given the light of its divine spark to every mind/soul coming into the world. Christians call this the Christ or "Christ in us." Other faiths have different names or modes of expression for this same inner reality.

4) Every religion whose ethical core is summed up by the word "compassion" or "loving-kindness" to all other creatures without exception has a vision of the truth and is a valid "way" to Transcendence.

5) No one faith or religion-whatever its claims may be, alone has The Truth.

6) True cosmic spirituality is steeped in, flows from, and derives its most powerful analogies and metaphors from the natural world -- from the tiniest bit of dust to the spiraling stars above.

7) The core aim of cosmic spirituality is radical transformation, both personal and societal.

I Use My Brain @ 103:

#24 LStep wrote, "For your information, there are many Rabbis who have been accused of child molestation, not just Catholic priests. And I am sure we could find child molesters in every religion, and even in people who are non-religious."

You're missing the point entirely. The point is not the child molestation, but rather the cover up. There is not another major religion that has systematically tried to cover up the crimes of its priests, rabbis, ministers, etc. like the Catholic church has. The cover up is almost always worse than the crime itself.

Religion is bullshit. This lying parasite should not be allowed in the country.

capnmike @ 134:

Religion is bullshit. This lying parasite should not be allowed in the country.

yet we allow one to continue his tenure in the White House...?

as a christian, i totally agree with bill maher on most issues, even this one. for those of you who hate religion as a whole, that is your business. but i think it would be wise for us to focus on the things that we agree on and not on those that divide us.

Juan Guapo @ 21:

Bill Maher is a scroungy little white guy with a big freakin head and should be stepped on for his thoughts not only about catholics. I refuse to watch his show based on the fact that I respect other human beings which he continually trivilizes and belittles. Sure the catholic church has been wrong by covering up some off the wall pedephiles however it is probably true that there are just as many pediphiles in other faiths as there are in the catholic faith ( by percentage). Maher doesn't have to worry about that since he's a freakin athiest. He can't allow himself to be held to any rules therefore he choose to belong to the faith that has no rules, atheism. He's nothing but a know it all litttle puke and one of these days he'll get his come-up-ins!

Juan Guapo @ 21:

Come Up Ins - how interesting

While it is certain that you will enjoy Bill Maher's com-up-ins, most thinking individuals will agree that come uppance has no in place in discourse.

You reduce the discussion to I'm right, he's a jerk...

It seems the opposite is quite obvious.

Brad @ 100:

Reality Check @ 85:

If lying about the Catholic Church or the Pope makes you feel good, then you have issues you need to deal with...
Bill Maher actually commits defamation by saying the Pope instructed Bishops to cover-up for criminal priests until the statute of limitations was reached. Then Cardinal Ratzinger actually increased the statute of limitations to 10 years after the victims 18th birthday (for minors). The previous limit was 5 years after the incident. The only instruction for secrecy was regarding internal hearings and investigations.

If you keep buying the lies about the Catholic Church without doing research of even basic facts, you are doomed to ignorance and maybe much worse.

1984 @ 95:

Pope 'obstructed' sex abuse inquiry
Confidential letter reveals Ratzinger ordered bishops to keep allegations secret
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2005/apr/24/children.childprotection

excerpt from Guardian story:

It asserted the church's right to hold its inquiries behind closed doors and keep the evidence confidential for up to 10 years after the victims reached adulthood. The letter was signed by Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, who was elected as John Paul II's successor last week.

Lawyers acting for abuse victims claim it was designed to prevent the allegations from becoming public knowledge or being investigated by the police. They accuse Ratzinger of committing a 'clear obstruction of justice'.

This is why the Catholic haters continue to live in ignorance. Taking a story about a letter (not the actual letter), and believing a lawyer's opinion that is trying to get rich off the church (not even someone pretending to be unbiased), and forming your opinion based on a biased, third person interpretation of facts.

This is not a good example of how to learn the truth about something.

This one is hard to beat. I downloaded it.

John the Elder @ 78:

Maher is not the first anti-Catholic bigot Atheist and he won't be the last. But the truth that really galls him is that the Catholic Church has survived all sorts of human screwups down through 2000 years. That alone is proof of its divine orgins which fools like Maher can't explain. So Billy boy go on ranting and we will go on praying that some day God will show you the light. Maybe not in this life, but you can bet every thing on seeing it in the next life.</blockquote

No it doesn't PROVE anything... I can explain it... people who do not think, are very eash to fool. Your god who you say created us but then the plan for survival is by eating each other can not be a plan by a god! Don't you think a god with all that power could've had a better plan for us to survive... gotta go now my steak is on the grill.

Gary @ 123:

Geno in Ptwon @ 107:

Gary @ 6:

Turned it off after 2 minutes, Im sick of Maher and his generalization of religions. He's doing to christianity exactly what Michael Savage does to islam on the radio.

Christianity: Hypocrites live here

Gary, it's Bill's opinion. I'm A Christian, but I'm sick of it because Cheney, Bush, and the religious nutjobs in the right have hijacked it. To be honest, I'm seriously considering finding another religion, or none at all.

I agree, Christianity has many hypocrites and many morons, and then christians-out-of-convenience like the republican party. Its just when Maher, Hitchens and co speak about religion, they have a way of doing it so that it appears there are no rational christians and that i'm a complete moron because I happen to think there might be an after life.

Not that there are no rational Christians, but that faith in the metaphysical and supernatural tenets of Christianity is itself irrational. We all have some irrational beliefs, but that does not mean that, overall, we are irrational people.

You're certainly not a complete moron because you happen to think there might be an after life. But if you are certain that there is one without evidence to back up your certainty, and you happen to know the precise nature of this afterlife, you hold an irrational belief.

By the way, Sam Harris seriously entertains the hypothesis that consciousness can exist without a body. He just wants the issue explored scientifically.

Reality Check @ 138:

Brad @ 100:

Reality Check @ 85:

If lying about the Catholic Church or the Pope makes you feel good, then you have issues you need to deal with...
Bill Maher actually commits defamation by saying the Pope instructed Bishops to cover-up for criminal priests until the statute of limitations was reached. Then Cardinal Ratzinger actually increased the statute of limitations to 10 years after the victims 18th birthday (for minors). The previous limit was 5 years after the incident. The only instruction for secrecy was regarding internal hearings and investigations.

If you keep buying the lies about the Catholic Church without doing research of even basic facts, you are doomed to ignorance and maybe much worse.

1984 @ 95:

Pope 'obstructed' sex abuse inquiry
Confidential letter reveals Ratzinger ordered bishops to keep allegations secret
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2005/apr/24/children.childprotection

excerpt from Guardian story:

It asserted the church's right to hold its inquiries behind closed doors and keep the evidence confidential for up to 10 years after the victims reached adulthood. The letter was signed by Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, who was elected as John Paul II's successor last week.

Lawyers acting for abuse victims claim it was designed to prevent the allegations from becoming public knowledge or being investigated by the police. They accuse Ratzinger of committing a 'clear obstruction of justice'.

This is why the Catholic haters continue to live in ignorance. Taking a story about a letter (not the actual letter), and believing a lawyer's opinion that is trying to get rich off the church (not even someone pretending to be unbiased), and forming your opinion based on a biased, third person interpretation of facts.

This is not a good example of how to learn the truth about something.

Well, Brad went searching for a link to the story after you brought this up. And he provided one. You have spoken as though you have access to the actual letter. Do you? Where can we read it? By your own arguments, you wouldn't want us merely to take your word for it, would you?

By the way, I haven't seen any Catholic "haters" on this site.

Verdillac @ 132:

I'll leave this discussion on this note:

http://www.tomharpur.com/visionstatement.asp

Seven Principles of Cosmic Spirituality

1) The entire cosmos is the manifestation of Divine Mind-every molecule, every cell, every creature, every rock, tree, mountain, planet, blazing star, whirling galaxy and universe of galaxies.

How do you know? How does the author know? What is the evidence for this claim?

2) We are all an integral, interconnected part of the whole cosmos and our own inner world is a holograph of the cosmos within us.

How do you know? How does the author know? What is the evidence for this claim?

3) One basic datum underlies every religion under the sun, the principle of Incarnation. The Word or Logos, God's self-expression made manifest, has given the light of its divine spark to every mind/soul coming into the world. Christians call this the Christ or "Christ in us." Other faiths have different names or modes of expression for this same inner reality.

4) Every religion whose ethical core is summed up by the word "compassion" or "loving-kindness" to all other creatures without exception has a vision of the truth and is a valid "way" to Transcendence.

5) No one faith or religion-whatever its claims may be, alone has The Truth.

What about the ways of life that embrace something different altogether? This seems like an attempt to be inclusive, but to me, it comes off as condescending, as if the author has glimpsed this "Truth" in some higher form, and now deigns to tell everyone else about her own respective and relative glimpses.

6) True cosmic spirituality is steeped in, flows from, and derives its most powerful analogies and metaphors from the natural world -- from the tiniest bit of dust to the spiraling stars above.

I honestly have no idea what that means.

7) The core aim of cosmic spirituality is radical transformation, both personal and societal.

One need not embrace anything supernatural for such transcendence.

Karen @ 142:

Reality Check @ 138:

Brad @ 100:

Reality Check @ 85:
1984 @ 95:

excerpt from Guardian story:

It asserted the church's right to hold its inquiries behind closed doors and keep the evidence confidential for up to 10 years after the victims reached adulthood. The letter was signed by Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger, who was elected as John Paul II's successor last week.

Lawyers acting for abuse victims claim it was designed to prevent the allegations from becoming public knowledge or being investigated by the police. They accuse Ratzinger of committing a 'clear obstruction of justice'.

This is why the Catholic haters continue to live in ignorance. Taking a story about a letter (not the actual letter), and believing a lawyer's opinion that is trying to get rich off the church (not even someone pretending to be unbiased), and forming your opinion based on a biased, third person interpretation of facts.

This is not a good example of how to learn the truth about something.

Well, Brad went searching for a link to the story after you brought this up. And he provided one. You have spoken as though you have access to the actual letter. Do you? Where can we read it? By your own arguments, you wouldn't want us merely to take your word for it, would you?

By the way, I haven't seen any Catholic "haters" on this site.

1984 gets link credit.
The catholics I know personally are lovely people I enjoy deeply. I'm no catholic hater. I do think there is a level of personal dishonesty that goes on in them and other faith-holders, who intentionally put effort-driven thought on hold when it comes to matters of interpreting reality-maps presented by bogus authority figures.

This problem points to same basic issues with our society accepting rule by other bogus authorities, like US politicians who overstep boundaries of their nations constitution, while similarly screwing kids in secret-- screwing them out of a prosperous future. Pointing to problems with our presidents administration doesn't make me a "USA hater," either.

I like Bill a lot and find his acerbic humor delightful in most instances. Did not like this segment too much. Before anyone can criticize the catholic church, he/she must be ready to delve deeply into both protestantism and the federal government. For example, the 400 plus children being held by the Texas department of justice are as much hostage to government as alterboys are to the few heinous priests--and that is just a start. For any government to seperate children randomly from mothers without individual proof of mistreatment is grossly intolerable. I am living outside the U.S. right now and have acquaintences here who are aghast at what is happening.

All major world religions profess allegiance to the Golden Rule. To the extent it is practiced they merit respect and tolerance. To the extent they deviate from it they warrant ridicule and sanction.

liftr36 @ 145:

I like Bill a lot and find his acerbic humor delightful in most instances. Did not like this segment too much. Before anyone can criticize the catholic church, he/she must be ready to delve deeply into both protestantism and the federal government. For example, the 400 plus children being held by the Texas department of justice are as much hostage to government as alterboys are to the few heinous priests--and that is just a start. For any government to seperate children randomly from mothers without individual proof of mistreatment is grossly intolerable. I am living outside the U.S. right now and have acquaintences here who are aghast at what is happening.

yes and his describeing how large and long his penis is is very intertaining! its such a shame that his brains are located in the head of it!

Verdillac @ 131:

General_Rennenkampf @ 13:

Zenrage @ 10:

General_Rennenkampf @ 5:

Yes, I know that the Christ myth predates the promise of posthumous immortality. I'm just saying that there is no way for such a thing to have evolved when we're still not fully lactose tolerant.

That's true, but then I am a Christian that happens to accept evolutionary biology, holding to a mixture of gradualism and punctuated equilibrium. Namely, some species evolve faster than others, and I'm not thinking of Homo sapiens, here, but our more evolved (no joke, it's an actual study that says this) cousin Pan troglydytes.

Have you read "The Pagan Christ" by Tom Harpur? It's very good!

No, but to presume that early Christians despite being a sect based around a rabbi named Yehoshua who was supposed to be Messiah would escape both being influenced by and influencing the other faiths is rediculous, to say the least. Particularly when Satan in the Christian sense is an Abrahamic version of the Zoroastrian Ahriman, the soul comes from Neoplatonicism, the Incarnation seems extremely like Hindu avatars, and Christian morality is in many ways indistinguishable from Buddhism, the Eucharist is from Mithraism, and the Trinity resembles the Osiris-Isis-Horus triad, and also the Trimurti.

Christians have been immune from this sort of comparison for so long that we presume it means something it doesn't. Personally, I believe human nature and the attractive nature of the old faiths, plus the natural result of converting entire populations means that a Christianity that didn't have these influences would be flat-out impossible.

Karen @ 141:

Gary @ 123:

Geno in Ptwon @ 107:

Gary @ 6:

Christianity: Hypocrites live here

Gary, it's Bill's opinion. I'm A Christian, but I'm sick of it because Cheney, Bush, and the religious nutjobs in the right have hijacked it. To be honest, I'm seriously considering finding another religion, or none at all.

I agree, Christianity has many hypocrites and many morons, and then christians-out-of-convenience like the republican party. Its just when Maher, Hitchens and co speak about religion, they have a way of doing it so that it appears there are no rational christians and that i'm a complete moron because I happen to think there might be an after life.

Not that there are no rational Christians, but that faith in the metaphysical and supernatural tenets of Christianity is itself irrational. We all have some irrational beliefs, but that does not mean that, overall, we are irrational people.

You're certainly not a complete moron because you happen to think there might be an after life. But if you are certain that there is one without evidence to back up your certainty, and you happen to know the precise nature of this afterlife, you hold an irrational belief.

By the way, Sam Harris seriously entertains the hypothesis that consciousness can exist without a body. He just wants the issue explored scientifically.

DaveTheAngryRhodeIslander @ 129:

americangoy @ 53:

I am an atheist but....

Lets fu**ing stop picking on christianity will yah?

I realize that for the reason of political correctness, making fun of christianity has become de rigeur, but come off it.

When we are able to criticize the pompous dalai lama, buddhism, jewish faith, then perhaps I will get off my high horse.

But this assault on christianity lately stinks.

Again, I am very much a militant, in your face atheist, as witnessed in this article here...

Let's stop picking on Christianity? Are you insane? Christianity is waging a FULL-ON WAR against other faiths, and in America against Atheism. Christianity is not the victim, here you loon. The assault on Christianity isn't what stinks - it's Christianity itself.

Atheists aren't the ones who've been killing in the name of a divine being for thousands of years. We're not the ones who have a policy of hiding pedophile leaders from the public. We're not the ones involved in trying to subvert foreign nations to our beliefs, or forcing our beliefs on everyone else in our own country.

Attacking Christianity is NOT politically correct - if anything this current presidential campaign should have shown you exactly how important Christianity is to even having a chance of being "elected" in America. You are completely wrong on all counts, and I am convinced you're not an Atheist.

more at my blog...

DavetheangryRhodeIslander: Yes. As a Christian, I say you're absolutely right. Too many Christians, even my family, seem to ignore the first Amendment and Article VI and want to impose a tyranny of the majority. The form of American Christofascism that has been emerging and is entering the full-blown stage is neither truly American, nor Christian. I, for the life of me, do not understand why people like me who from a Christian in no uncertain terms condemn these nuts don't have our voices heard...

Gary: I view Heaven and Hell as a Zoroastrian interpolation into 1st Century Judaism, and hence into Christianity. I accept the Biblical view of death, then ressurection at the end of days. Neither the Tanakh nor the New Testament testify to Heaven or Hell. They were later inventions, the latter mainly to scare peasants into line in the Medieval age when cops were non-existent and bandits were everywhere and the feudal lord they were vassals to was a complete dick so that they wouldn't question that life.

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