After 8 years of george bush, and his total lack of knowledge, I am not the least bit worried about Obama. Finally, we'll have a leader we can be proud of
Goodness, this one hits you over the head. When I email articles and videos to my really ignorant relatives, well, I guess I try to be subtle. Oh, what the heck - I'm sending it.
Wed, 06/11/2008 - 16:32 — Don Rumsfeld hater (not verified)
We should each send this video out to 10 people we know (or don't know). This is a PR war. For free - we can help fight it. It costs us nothing to send this video out to 10 friends , relatives, or strangers. Also ,on Youtube, there are many videos of McCain contradicting himself to the extreme. We should send those videos to friends, relatives, and /or strangers. It's a PR war folks. The Armageddon Party against The Democrats. Unfortunately Nancy Pelosi is in the middle.
It was good up until the genetically modified food part. If you want people to starve to death while you bitch about having "organic" food, go for it!.
Wed, 06/11/2008 - 16:36 — Blue Lensman (not verified)
Thinker says:
Goodness, this one hits you over the head. When I email articles and videos to my really ignorant relatives, well, I guess I try to be subtle. Oh, what the heck - I’m sending it.
I hesitated for a moment too before sending, but the time for subtlety is passed.
Sorry folks, I'm voting Democrat becauseI still have a couple of years to live yet.
If repigs win I really don't want to live in this country anymore and I am too old to start over again.
Wed, 06/11/2008 - 16:37 — ken martin (not verified)
I was rearranging my books and it's funny how my outlook changed over the years - conventional wisdom says you get more conservative as you get older,funny that's not the case- started out conservative/libertian- that's when I had a job that paid my bills and didn't think I needed any government years later conservatism and libertainism are theories that don't work in the real world there has to be something to keep rampant capitalism in check corporations are inheritally self serving and when the agencies that policied them were supported by the government and not those that were policied the system worked now it's a joke
Will I ever vote republician not as long as they thye current mindset
Goodness, this one hits you over the head. When I email articles and videos to my really ignorant relatives, well, I guess I try to be subtle. Oh, what the heck - I’m sending it.
I hesitated for a moment too before sending, but the time for subtlety is passed.
I saw this earlier today and emailed it to some my right-leaning friends. Talk about complete and utter meltdowns.....it was like an O'Racist redux.
I'm voting repiglican because I believe that if I cover my ears and keep my eyes shut reeeel tight I can believe that the bloated bureaucracy and crazy-assed deficit of that last 7 1/2 years didn't really happen.
I'm voting repukelican because only 8 repugs voted for the Global warming bill. And that meant they had enough to filibuster it. So it got pulled from the floor. That's why I'm voting repukelican. Anybody know where I can get some 100 sunblock?
I'm a conservative Republican because I want to use the notion that "G/god exists" as a political, social and economic tool of unearned entitlement while I demean others for utilizing beneficial social programs like welfare and school lunches because they don't help me directly at all.
I'm a conservative Republican because I want to use such superficial means like the color of my skin, the religious boogeyman I worship, the amount of money I have, or my last name to promote a false sense of superiority. Without that, I'd have no real purpose in life.
I'm a conservative Republican because while I like to make lots of money by using arcane methods of economic suppression not seen since the dark ages and taking advantage of society like a biological parasite, I don't want to take any personal responsibility for the well being of society. That's because taking that kind of responsibility would mean I'd have less stuff to own. I'd much rather take the kind of responsibility that says I get to act irresponsibly as long I get richer.
I'm a conservative Republican because I like to root for American troops who die for my causes in pointless wars, but not for those who come home and have to live off my taxpayer money because the wars left them handicapped and debilitated.
I'm a conservative Republican because I like to pretend homosexuality is an objective evil, that way I can tell them how to love each other and they can't tell me that I have to even care about them.
I'm a conservative Republican because I can't understand that a person kills off more living human cells taking a piss or picking their nose than they do by utilizing stem cells for modern research.
I'm a conservative Republican because I believe its more important for pharmaceutical companies to make more money by providing treatments illnesses rather than coming up with cures.
I'm a conservative Republican because I know GWB was justified in lying about Iraq and not only getting thousands of our own troops killed, but also killing more Iraqi citizens in the past 3 years than Saddam Hussein did in the past 20.
I'm a conservative Republican because I believe GWB can be forgiven for Iraq, letting Osama get away, Valerie Plame, Hurricane Katrina, stem cell research and all the rest but Bill Clintion is the anti-christ because he got a bl*wjob.
I'm a conservative Republican because I like to think GWB is so wonderful for trying to step in to keep the plug from being pulled on that rich white girl Terri Schiavo even though he wouldn't bat an eyelash to save that black child who was in a persistent vegetative state from getting his plug pulled in Texas.
I'm a conservative Republican because I believe the fetus is a human being even though it is a parasitic organism that can't live, breathe or think outside the female body - which I also believe is the property of my religion - until it reaches maturity. I am also a conservative Republican because I'm willing to kill anyone who doesn't believe that life begins at conception - even though, again, people kill off more living human cells when they take a piss.
I'm a conservative Republican because I don't know the difference between a conjecture based on supernatural nonsense and a theory that has actual evidence to support it.
I'm a conservative Republican because I like being a socially worthless slab of white trash, regardless of how much money is in my bank account.
I'm as liberal as they come, but the video is just a bunch of strawman arguments and false dilemmas. It's not like Republicans can't be anti-corporation or pro-environment or pro-union or anti-lobbyists. Democrats like it because it's one big attack on their opponents, but people in this country need to realize that there's very little difference between the two parties. This entire country is run by businesses; the politicians are rather meaningless puppets, and the puppets come from both sides of the aisle.
Once we eliminate political parties and the politicians' ties to business interests, this country will be a lot better off. The 2008 election means very little in terms of change. Obama is a politician just like everyone else who's run for President, he's not going to do anything special. And, obviously, neither is McCain.
I'm voting Republican because tonight Chris Matthews said that the dems are using words and phrases as code words to point to McCains advancing age. Things like, he's confused, he's out of touch and he's lost his bearings. I guess dems have to use those kinds of things otherwise people would not be able to notice McCain's age. I'm just glad Chris didn't ask what McCain's explanation was for his many screw ups.
So I'm voting republican because, well, someone said I should or else the democrats with change the direction our country has been headed for the last eight years. Also I hate that I have so many rights and choices. I have other things to do besides making choices and applying my rights.
So, why are some Clinton supporters going to vote republican? makes absolutely no sense. But, you know, maybe this is what the democrats needed....a purge of the junk from the party. It's obvious that these people care little about the issues. There's no explanation as to why you would choose to vote against what you supposedly believe in. it's simply amazing.
I'm voting Republican because I'm mentally challenged.
I'm voting Republican because I enjoy playing golf with smart guys like myself.
I'm voting Republican because no one appreciates the jobs I give them.
I'm voting Republican because poor people bug me.
I'm voting Republican because I'm a mean SOB.
I'm voting Republican because I'm an egomaniac on steroids.
I'm voting Republican because ordinary people don't like me and I don't know why.
I'm voting Republican because I fell asleep in church.
I'm voting Republican because I love money more than anything.
I'm voting Republican because I'm a spoiled shitbag.
I'm voting Republican because I'm a sucker for cliche's.
I'm voting Republican because I can't admit I had help and luck along the way.
I'm voting Republican because I have personality problems.
I'm voting Republican because tonight Chris Matthews said that the dems are using words and phrases as code words to point to McCains advancing age. Things like, he's confused, he's out of touch and he's lost his bearings. I guess dems have to use those kinds of things otherwise people would not be able to notice McCain's age. I'm just glad Chris didn't ask what McCain's explanation was for his many screw ups.
And I really hope the Democratic Party continues to expose these truths about McGrampa.
So, why are some Clinton supporters going to vote republican? makes absolutely no sense. But, you know, maybe this is what the democrats needed....a purge of the junk from the party. It's obvious that these people care little about the issues. There's no explanation as to why you would choose to vote against what you supposedly believe in. it's simply amazing.
You're right, it makes no sense at all.
think about it.
It's sad really... They are now teaming up with conservative blow hards and such. The same conservative blow hards that absolutely pummelled Hillary and Bill for the last 15 years.
Prejudice makes enemies into friends and friends into enemies, I guess. It's simply amazing.
So, why are some Clinton supporters going to vote republican? makes absolutely no sense. But, you know, maybe this is what the democrats needed....a purge of the junk from the party. It's obvious that these people care little about the issues. There's no explanation as to why you would choose to vote against what you supposedly believe in. it's simply amazing.
You're right, it makes no sense at all.
think about it.
I have been trying to be sympathetic to their hurt feelings but I'm losing my patience with them. They are beginning to sound like petulant children throwing a hissy fit because their candidate didn't win the nomination. Some I have heard say they didn't care about McCain's stand on women's rights, they are now voting for the candidate with the most experience.
It's sad really... They are now teaming up with conservative blow hards and such. The same conservative blow hards that absolutely pummelled Hillary and Bill for the last 15 years.
Prejudice makes enemies into friends and friends into enemies, I guess. It's simply amazing.
That's not what I'm sayin.
Polls suggest that Obama is ahead in every category with the exception of "suburban women". These polls were on Dan Abrams or KO last night. So there is a percentage of people who will vote repug . But as far as all the hype. Nawww. Ain't gonna matter.
And anyone who says they'd vote for McSame before a vote for Obama. Was never really a Democrat anyway.
So, why are some Clinton supporters going to vote republican? makes absolutely no sense. But, you know, maybe this is what the democrats needed....a purge of the junk from the party. It's obvious that these people care little about the issues. There's no explanation as to why you would choose to vote against what you supposedly believe in. it's simply amazing.
You're right, it makes no sense at all.
think about it.
I have been trying to be sympathetic to their hurt feelings but I'm losing my patience with them. They are beginning to sound like petulant children throwing a hissy fit because their candidate didn't win the nomination. Some I have heard say they didn't care about McCain's stand on women's rights, they are now voting for the candidate with the most experience.
Hopefully their feelings will change and soon.
It's still in the first week P.O.P..
There is much to be learned about our choices between now and Nov.
Wed, 06/11/2008 - 17:53 — Jack Damage (not verified)
That's really funny... In a really sick self loathing kind of way..... Maybe its satire... Maybe it's representative of some of the faces of the 28% ers who seem quite happy to follow Chimpy off the cliff...Maybe its both..............JD
BRAVO on the video. This totally needs to be splattered all over the tubes!
Unfortunately it's ribbing the chior - the ones being mocked and parodied genuinely think this way, they genuinely believe these statements are the correct ones, so what will likely happen when they view the video is they will feel championed and supported and assert *YES! FINALLY SOMEBODY GETS US!* and go right on and vote Republican.
I've been kinda negative in my few posts here since discovering this forum, but I tend to get to this peak from time to time when I see through it all and get so exasperated I almost hope someone will nuke us, just to get it over with so we can start anew. If I die, then so be it - won't be here to awaken to the horror that the only survivors would be people with the intellectual capacity of lettuce.
;-p
Anyway, I really have been enjoying this site - so thanks to whoever it is running it.
Actually, they needed the priest on there with a glory hole on the confessional door, and the 11 yo boy standing naively at his side....and the priest goes, "I'm voting Republican because you need to respect my religious beliefs..."
General Jack D. Ripper(see John McCian): war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago(when he was 21), he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Democrat infiltration, Democrat indoctrination, Democrat subversion and the international Democratt conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Here is John McCain 3 o'clock in the morning ad:
Mrs. McCain: It's 3 o'clock in the morning!
President "Buck" McCain: Weh-heh-heh-ll, the Air Force never sleeps.
Mrs. McCain: Buck, honey, I'm not sleepy either...
President "Buck" McCain: I know how it is, baby. Tell you what you do: you just start your countdown, and old Bucky'll be back here before you can say "Blast off!"
Wed, 06/11/2008 - 21:30 — Impeach cheney and bush (not verified)
I wonder about all the people that have forgotten the last 7 1/2 years or maybe never understood what has happened these past years. If those same people that voted for Bushie twice do it again---what in God's name is going to happen to this country? Please someone convince me that Americans are not so stupid to do it again.
I'm voting Republican because I am pleased that America cannot be a good world citizen and is unquestionably right in all of its decisions. What does the rest of the world know?
I'm voting Republican because I am proud that we can now torture our prisoners with the best of them. We know that we can't get reliable information from them, but since they are prisoners, they must be evil and we should punish them for it.
I'm voting Republican because the constitution is an inconvenience and we should be able to exchange our rights of liberty for security and safety that our government provides us.
I'm voting Republican because money is our god and is we make more money doing it, then it is right and appropriate.
I'm voting Republican because I think its great to spend more money than any administration in history and still be the party of limited government and minimal governmental interference.
I'm voting Republican because I appreciate government's advice about how I should live, who I should love, and whether I should have a baby or not.
I'm voting Republican because I like seeing the middle class struggle and disappear. Its great that we are building a democracy in Iraq, but its sad that there is no middle class to perpetuate it.
Hey!! Maybe when our middle class disappears we can have someone help us with a little "nation building." Maybe it will be our creditors, whose dollars are worthless, like China, Russia, Iran or Saudi Arabia.
The future for America under the Republicans is so bright that I just have to wear shades.
That ad was pretty lame to be honest. 30 kids to a class? Excuse me, thats the product of the department of education, not a conservative ideal.
Actually, it's a result of Bush's budget cuts to education and the NCLB focus on testing instead of educating students and adequate salaries for teachers/administrators, consistent throughout his stay in office. The DoE and states can only work within the confines of NCLB and with the money and resources they receive.
I'm voting Republican because government has no business in my business - Calvin Coolidge
I'm voting Republican because we must lower taxes on the rich - Dewey
I'm voting Republican because we confront our enemies around the world with better guns - Ronald Reagan
I'm voting Republican because I don't like taxing and spending on domestic programs - G. Bush Senior
I'm voting Republican so I can kick some Iraqi ass, ignore science, fondle heads of state and funnel money to my rich cohorts - G W Bush
I'm voting republican cause I don't like change, will believe anything the government tells me and can do what I'm told - the 28%
I'm voting Republican because of th only three reasons for doing so. I'm rich, masochistic, and stupid. My women relatives and friends are voting Republican because they are all like Jews for Hitler.
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It's all starting to make sense now.
That "Elaine Franklin" just cracks me up.
Good work.
Obama has quite a bit of work ahead of him should he win. Just hope he will be able to meet such high expectations. I don't know that any man could.
Fantastic. I'd love to see this on TV.
I’m Voting Republican because I'm an idiot!
Its funny because its true . . . hey, wait a minute!
And I'm voting Republican because I hate myself.
battery positive @ 3:
I am confident his cabinet will have the most reliable people in years. That would be a start.
Great video.
Thanks to whomever it was who posted it in the Open Threads last night.
At the end of the credits it says "No Republicans were harmed in the making of this film".
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Damn! >:(
I'm voting Republican because I'm better than you.....matter how fucked up I am.
After 8 years of george bush, and his total lack of knowledge, I am not the least bit worried about Obama. Finally, we'll have a leader we can be proud of
I'm voting Republican because me MUST keep Armageddon on schedule.
Brilliant. True. Pass it on.
And I'm voting republican because John McCain will be some damn good eye candy for the next 4 years. Mmmmmm, old balls.
Word. Old balls.
Great stuff. Shorten it to 30 seconds and run it.
StirFry Belvedere @ 15:
and that's not shredded coconut on those balls...........lol
Goodness, this one hits you over the head. When I email articles and videos to my really ignorant relatives, well, I guess I try to be subtle. Oh, what the heck - I'm sending it.
StirFry Belvedere @ 15:
And don't forget that musty, dusty old ho he's married to. Just shake off the cobwebs and she's good to go.
I'm voting Republican because I get the same
shock treatments McCain does & it's free.
The video no longer works ... so I went out to YouTube and found another one ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqczNpLg9b8
"So I can go to Iran"...that is so True
I guess all the Dems want bigger govt and more regulation - hope they are willing to pay for it.
im voteing republican because my anus walls are still not sore enough!
rsmuc:
Exactly how do you think we're paying for this "war"?
dadams @ 18:
lol... I think I'll pass on eating this Almond Joy for snack this afternoon.
rsumc @ 24:
The deficit for LAST MONTH was $165,000,000,000.
You could afford a lot of Government for that.
Pass this around. It's making the rounds on the email chain gang circuits already. We have to take back this country. Plus its funny.
rsmuc.
Is that an abbreviation for repuglican schmuck?
We should each send this video out to 10 people we know (or don't know). This is a PR war. For free - we can help fight it. It costs us nothing to send this video out to 10 friends , relatives, or strangers. Also ,on Youtube, there are many videos of McCain contradicting himself to the extreme. We should send those videos to friends, relatives, and /or strangers. It's a PR war folks. The Armageddon Party against The Democrats. Unfortunately Nancy Pelosi is in the middle.
It was good up until the genetically modified food part. If you want people to starve to death while you bitch about having "organic" food, go for it!.
I’m voting Republican because Rush and O'Racist told me to.
Thinker says:
Goodness, this one hits you over the head. When I email articles and videos to my really ignorant relatives, well, I guess I try to be subtle. Oh, what the heck - I’m sending it.
I hesitated for a moment too before sending, but the time for subtlety is passed.
Sorry folks, I'm voting Democrat becauseI still have a couple of years to live yet.
If repigs win I really don't want to live in this country anymore and I am too old to start over again.
I was rearranging my books and it's funny how my outlook changed over the years - conventional wisdom says you get more conservative as you get older,funny that's not the case- started out conservative/libertian- that's when I had a job that paid my bills and didn't think I needed any government years later conservatism and libertainism are theories that don't work in the real world there has to be something to keep rampant capitalism in check corporations are inheritally self serving and when the agencies that policied them were supported by the government and not those that were policied the system worked now it's a joke
Will I ever vote republician not as long as they thye current mindset
(sample republican comment)
the lesbian chick on the right was hot!!!!!
I'm voting Republican because I'm with Stupid!
Blue Lensman @ 34:
I saw this earlier today and emailed it to some my right-leaning friends. Talk about complete and utter meltdowns.....it was like an O'Racist redux.
I imagine there will be a lame Republican version of this.
"I'm voting Democrat because I'm a elitist marxist commie nazi, duuuuh."
I'm voting repiglican because I believe that if I cover my ears and keep my eyes shut reeeel tight I can believe that the bloated bureaucracy and crazy-assed deficit of that last 7 1/2 years didn't really happen.
I'm voting repukelican because only 8 repugs voted for the Global warming bill. And that meant they had enough to filibuster it. So it got pulled from the floor. That's why I'm voting repukelican. Anybody know where I can get some 100 sunblock?
maybe this will explain things for certain demographics
kindof funny
http://bravenewfilms.org/blog/41727-oh-mccain-cartoon
I'm a conservative Republican because I want to use the notion that "G/god exists" as a political, social and economic tool of unearned entitlement while I demean others for utilizing beneficial social programs like welfare and school lunches because they don't help me directly at all.
I'm a conservative Republican because I want to use such superficial means like the color of my skin, the religious boogeyman I worship, the amount of money I have, or my last name to promote a false sense of superiority. Without that, I'd have no real purpose in life.
I'm a conservative Republican because while I like to make lots of money by using arcane methods of economic suppression not seen since the dark ages and taking advantage of society like a biological parasite, I don't want to take any personal responsibility for the well being of society. That's because taking that kind of responsibility would mean I'd have less stuff to own. I'd much rather take the kind of responsibility that says I get to act irresponsibly as long I get richer.
I'm a conservative Republican because I like to root for American troops who die for my causes in pointless wars, but not for those who come home and have to live off my taxpayer money because the wars left them handicapped and debilitated.
I'm a conservative Republican because I like to pretend homosexuality is an objective evil, that way I can tell them how to love each other and they can't tell me that I have to even care about them.
I'm a conservative Republican because I can't understand that a person kills off more living human cells taking a piss or picking their nose than they do by utilizing stem cells for modern research.
I'm a conservative Republican because I believe its more important for pharmaceutical companies to make more money by providing treatments illnesses rather than coming up with cures.
I'm a conservative Republican because I know GWB was justified in lying about Iraq and not only getting thousands of our own troops killed, but also killing more Iraqi citizens in the past 3 years than Saddam Hussein did in the past 20.
I'm a conservative Republican because I believe GWB can be forgiven for Iraq, letting Osama get away, Valerie Plame, Hurricane Katrina, stem cell research and all the rest but Bill Clintion is the anti-christ because he got a bl*wjob.
I'm a conservative Republican because I like to think GWB is so wonderful for trying to step in to keep the plug from being pulled on that rich white girl Terri Schiavo even though he wouldn't bat an eyelash to save that black child who was in a persistent vegetative state from getting his plug pulled in Texas.
I'm a conservative Republican because I believe the fetus is a human being even though it is a parasitic organism that can't live, breathe or think outside the female body - which I also believe is the property of my religion - until it reaches maturity. I am also a conservative Republican because I'm willing to kill anyone who doesn't believe that life begins at conception - even though, again, people kill off more living human cells when they take a piss.
I'm a conservative Republican because I don't know the difference between a conjecture based on supernatural nonsense and a theory that has actual evidence to support it.
I'm a conservative Republican because I like being a socially worthless slab of white trash, regardless of how much money is in my bank account.
WOW, Wish they would run this on TV.
The message .... "I'm Voting Republican because I'm Stupid as a Rock"
Obama doesn't have a plan to get troops out of Iraq.
He's full of shit.
There's no real difference between the two parties.
Whatever happened to the "share it" email? I miss sending special posts out this way. It was much faster in getting out the word.
I'm as liberal as they come, but the video is just a bunch of strawman arguments and false dilemmas. It's not like Republicans can't be anti-corporation or pro-environment or pro-union or anti-lobbyists. Democrats like it because it's one big attack on their opponents, but people in this country need to realize that there's very little difference between the two parties. This entire country is run by businesses; the politicians are rather meaningless puppets, and the puppets come from both sides of the aisle.
Once we eliminate political parties and the politicians' ties to business interests, this country will be a lot better off. The 2008 election means very little in terms of change. Obama is a politician just like everyone else who's run for President, he's not going to do anything special. And, obviously, neither is McCain.
SK @ 46:
no your right he doesn't have a plan to the troops out of iraq......the pentagon and state dept does....and leave independent contractors in
Zenrage @44:
Well said except for one teensy problem: your usage of the adjective conservative.
The correct word in each case would be regressive.
That was great. I have had an idea for one, a bit less ambitious, maybe I can pull it off soon...
Obama Cabinet : Chairman of the FCC: Jon Stewart
I'm voting Republican because tonight Chris Matthews said that the dems are using words and phrases as code words to point to McCains advancing age. Things like, he's confused, he's out of touch and he's lost his bearings. I guess dems have to use those kinds of things otherwise people would not be able to notice McCain's age. I'm just glad Chris didn't ask what McCain's explanation was for his many screw ups.
So I'm voting republican because, well, someone said I should or else the democrats with change the direction our country has been headed for the last eight years. Also I hate that I have so many rights and choices. I have other things to do besides making choices and applying my rights.
Loved it!! I just sent that out to all of the unregistered voter and Republican friends and family.
Thanks to the makers of the ad.
I'm voting republican because I'm a sadomasochist.
So, why are some Clinton supporters going to vote republican? makes absolutely no sense. But, you know, maybe this is what the democrats needed....a purge of the junk from the party. It's obvious that these people care little about the issues. There's no explanation as to why you would choose to vote against what you supposedly believe in. it's simply amazing.
I'm voting Republican because I'm mentally challenged.
I'm voting Republican because I enjoy playing golf with smart guys like myself.
I'm voting Republican because no one appreciates the jobs I give them.
I'm voting Republican because poor people bug me.
I'm voting Republican because I'm a mean SOB.
I'm voting Republican because I'm an egomaniac on steroids.
I'm voting Republican because ordinary people don't like me and I don't know why.
I'm voting Republican because I fell asleep in church.
I'm voting Republican because I love money more than anything.
I'm voting Republican because I'm a spoiled shitbag.
I'm voting Republican because I'm a sucker for cliche's.
I'm voting Republican because I can't admit I had help and luck along the way.
I'm voting Republican because I have personality problems.
You forgot one...
I'm voting Republican because the other option is a Negro, muslim but, I'm not racist or anything.....
pissed off patricia @ 52:
And I really hope the Democratic Party continues to expose these truths about McGrampa.
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BRILLIANT! Absolutely brilliant ad!
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Soonerman @ 55:
You're right, it makes no sense at all.
think about it.
Oh, I know why Mud...
It's sad really... They are now teaming up with conservative blow hards and such. The same conservative blow hards that absolutely pummelled Hillary and Bill for the last 15 years.
Prejudice makes enemies into friends and friends into enemies, I guess. It's simply amazing.
let's keep it simpleton
http://bravenewfilms.org/blog/41727-oh-mccain-cartoon
mudshark @ 60:
I have been trying to be sympathetic to their hurt feelings but I'm losing my patience with them. They are beginning to sound like petulant children throwing a hissy fit because their candidate didn't win the nomination. Some I have heard say they didn't care about McCain's stand on women's rights, they are now voting for the candidate with the most experience.
Hopefully their feelings will change and soon.
Soonerman @ 61:
That's not what I'm sayin.
Polls suggest that Obama is ahead in every category with the exception of "suburban women". These polls were on Dan Abrams or KO last night. So there is a percentage of people who will vote repug . But as far as all the hype. Nawww. Ain't gonna matter.
And anyone who says they'd vote for McSame before a vote for Obama. Was never really a Democrat anyway.
pissed off patricia @ 63:
It's still in the first week P.O.P..
There is much to be learned about our choices between now and Nov.
I'm not voting none above the above,cause there both the McSame. With Term limits of 2 max--no need for parties.
There's only one answer to "Why I'm Voting Republican".
Because you're a moron.
That ad was pretty lame to be honest. 30 kids to a class? Excuse me, thats the product of the department of education, not a conservative ideal.
That's really funny... In a really sick self loathing kind of way..... Maybe its satire... Maybe it's representative of some of the faces of the 28% ers who seem quite happy to follow Chimpy off the cliff...Maybe its both..............JD
"I'm voting Republican because after I "Rapture" up to heaven, all these problems will be yours to deal with, not mine."
This one kinda got left out...
C and L needs to be commended. first the letterman interview and now this you tube video. good stuff. many thanks. ron.
BRAVO on the video. This totally needs to be splattered all over the tubes!
Unfortunately it's ribbing the chior - the ones being mocked and parodied genuinely think this way, they genuinely believe these statements are the correct ones, so what will likely happen when they view the video is they will feel championed and supported and assert *YES! FINALLY SOMEBODY GETS US!* and go right on and vote Republican.
I've been kinda negative in my few posts here since discovering this forum, but I tend to get to this peak from time to time when I see through it all and get so exasperated I almost hope someone will nuke us, just to get it over with so we can start anew. If I die, then so be it - won't be here to awaken to the horror that the only survivors would be people with the intellectual capacity of lettuce.
;-p
Anyway, I really have been enjoying this site - so thanks to whoever it is running it.
I'm voting Republican because I'm Satan.
37 marko Says: (sample republican comment)
the lesbian chick on the right was hot!!!!!
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Actually, they needed the priest on there with a glory hole on the confessional door, and the 11 yo boy standing naively at his side....and the priest goes, "I'm voting Republican because you need to respect my religious beliefs..."
“Why I’m Voting Republican”.
General Jack D. Ripper(see John McCian): war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago(when he was 21), he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Democrat infiltration, Democrat indoctrination, Democrat subversion and the international Democratt conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
Here is John McCain 3 o'clock in the morning ad:
Mrs. McCain: It's 3 o'clock in the morning!
President "Buck" McCain: Weh-heh-heh-ll, the Air Force never sleeps.
Mrs. McCain: Buck, honey, I'm not sleepy either...
President "Buck" McCain: I know how it is, baby. Tell you what you do: you just start your countdown, and old Bucky'll be back here before you can say "Blast off!"
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I'm voting republican because you get free mother fu#Kin' iced tea baybeeee!
I don't think it's a fair call to call people stupid or uncaring for voting republican.
For a lot of us, it's a matter of who counts the votes. My ballot may say Obama but that means nothing to Mr. diebold machine.
I’m voting Republican because I really want to pay $10/gallon gas.
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Brilliant - Will that be running on CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox?
No?
I didn't really think so.
I'm voting Republican because I hate the world.
I'm voting republican because i'm so depressed that i'm suicidal ...
Heh, hey good news, the supreme court DEFENDED THE CONSTITUTION on HABEUS CORPUS for gitmo detainees!
SUCK IT CONGRESS - SENATE - EXECUTIVE YOU TRAITORS!
... if you missed it http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7451139.stm
[We actually have an entire threead on it that went up this morning. Thanks though-SItemonitor]
I'm voting Republican cause Rush, Shawn and Bill told me I should.
I wonder about all the people that have forgotten the last 7 1/2 years or maybe never understood what has happened these past years. If those same people that voted for Bushie twice do it again---what in God's name is going to happen to this country? Please someone convince me that Americans are not so stupid to do it again.
thats ffing gold!
We need more of these. Lots more of them.
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I'm voting Republican because I am pleased that America cannot be a good world citizen and is unquestionably right in all of its decisions. What does the rest of the world know?
I'm voting Republican because I am proud that we can now torture our prisoners with the best of them. We know that we can't get reliable information from them, but since they are prisoners, they must be evil and we should punish them for it.
I'm voting Republican because the constitution is an inconvenience and we should be able to exchange our rights of liberty for security and safety that our government provides us.
I'm voting Republican because money is our god and is we make more money doing it, then it is right and appropriate.
I'm voting Republican because I think its great to spend more money than any administration in history and still be the party of limited government and minimal governmental interference.
I'm voting Republican because I appreciate government's advice about how I should live, who I should love, and whether I should have a baby or not.
I'm voting Republican because I like seeing the middle class struggle and disappear. Its great that we are building a democracy in Iraq, but its sad that there is no middle class to perpetuate it.
Hey!! Maybe when our middle class disappears we can have someone help us with a little "nation building." Maybe it will be our creditors, whose dollars are worthless, like China, Russia, Iran or Saudi Arabia.
The future for America under the Republicans is so bright that I just have to wear shades.
Gary @ 68:
Actually, it's a result of Bush's budget cuts to education and the NCLB focus on testing instead of educating students and adequate salaries for teachers/administrators, consistent throughout his stay in office. The DoE and states can only work within the confines of NCLB and with the money and resources they receive.
I'm voting Republican because government has no business in my business - Calvin Coolidge
I'm voting Republican because we must lower taxes on the rich - Dewey
I'm voting Republican because we confront our enemies around the world with better guns - Ronald Reagan
I'm voting Republican because I don't like taxing and spending on domestic programs - G. Bush Senior
I'm voting Republican so I can kick some Iraqi ass, ignore science, fondle heads of state and funnel money to my rich cohorts - G W Bush
I'm voting republican cause I don't like change, will believe anything the government tells me and can do what I'm told - the 28%
I'm voting Republican because I like my anal cavity being authoritized.
I'm voting Republican because I'm just plain fucking stupid!
I'm voting Republican because of th only three reasons for doing so. I'm rich, masochistic, and stupid. My women relatives and friends are voting Republican because they are all like Jews for Hitler.
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