Here's What Four More Years Will Sound Like
By Nicole Belle Sunday Jun 15, 2008 9:00pmOur buddies at Jed Report have been busy. Here's the latest video on McSame:
Meanwhile, John McCain is claiming support of 30 "prominent" Democrats...like Icky Frye?
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just keep playing his bullshit.
I didn't get the "change" he was talking about.
But the bottled hot water for dehydrated babies is something I've been obsessing on for years now.
My speaker on my LapTop is kaput, should I get my headset out ?? I mean is it Worth that much effort in this clip?
It's hard to think that any one is dumber that the shrub but it looks as though the repigs have found one!
Lollimom @ 2:
Are they "instant babies" like those things that kids pour water on and it grows in the container? hmmm, well, it sounds very GOPish.
It’s hard to think that any one is dumber (than) the shrub but it looks as though the repigs have found one!
Forget ‘Black Fathers’ — Obama Urges 96 Year-Old Mothers to Supervise Their Children
http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=1924
McBush is McSame as our McCurrent McLeader.
The incoherent leading the stupid, the confused replacing the inept. Yep, that's the GOP.
pol pot-o-cheesesauce @ 8:
you want flies with that?
is there any freaking way this guy is gonna be our next president?
McCain is a pile of shit.
In addition, Lieberman would make a great running mate. Such a partnership would be closest thing to voting for Knesset members that Americans would ever experience.
Obama is hardly different. The system is the problem here, not just the hand-picked millionaires vying for head puppet.
Never vote.
tuddies @ 12:
That is the worst solution I've heard so far.
Not worth the effort.
"If you like a T on your BLT.....then you know, ELECTIONS MATTER!"
"After 8 years of bad pet food, even our dogs and cats know......ELECTIONS MATTER!"
Gore is the BOMB!
That is funny stuff
tuddies @ 12:
I hope you're being sarcastic. If not, then people like you are the problem. The system ain't the problem. The people are the problem. There is nothing preventing you from voting for Bob Barr or see if you can get a candidate of your liking on your ballot as a write-in. But I'm pretty sure you think that energy and effort is better served by anonymously whining on message boards. Go figure....
To say, NEVER VOTE, should be criminal in this country!
Mister Anderson @ 15:
Gore was pretty hot in his speech this morning. He rocked the place. After seeing Gore and seeing McLame, I wonder how anyone in their right mind could vote the GOP ticket.
♠Bangkok-Bob♠ in Chiang Mai @ 3:
not really, McWhatever is boring beyond belief to listen to.
a man, a plan, a bedpan, mccain
for the love of all that is holy will the republicans please put up another candidate--- the humiliation of watching them parade poor John The Bush Republican around in all of his Alzheimers glory is depressing... he is only a reminder of their icon ronny during the "lost marbles" years... have they no pride left at all... let the old guy retire to las vegas.
Mister Anderson @ 17:
Right! As the saying goes "If your not Doing something ABOUT the Problem, You ARE the Problem"
WE ALL LOVE A LITTLE BUSH @ 20:
Hah .. Funny line.
aster @ 11:
As Diebold the fixer said, "we can fix it"
Motivate everybody intelligent to vote Obama, motivate the RW leaning Libertarian and dissident Republicans to vote Paul and Barr.
If McBushco44 fails to get a sizable vote then Diebold cant fix the election for the GOP fortunate son.
WE ALL LOVE A LITTLE BUSH @ 20:
Its the C team of the republican party at work, the A and B teams are preparing to flee the country with their stolen monies.
they left the moron section in charge of their own massacre.
Off Topic but rather amusing
If Rupert Murdoch hadn't been born...
Wow, went and got my headset to listen to the clip .....
One Word
ARICEPT
Mcnapalm is the poor fool saddled with the job of standing on the beach and yelling "HALT" as the tidal wave advances toward the shore!
It's their last use of him.
DON'T VETO THE BEER!!!
Mister Anderson @ 17:
The illusion of choice is very powerful, but should in no way be mistaken for choice.
Free speech should never be criminalized, no matter how outlandish you may think it is. I would love to see Dr. No or another real person hold the position of President, but the system is not conducive to such an event.
Reforming the system is the only solution. Participation in a broken system will do nothing but perpetuate the illusion of choice that is so vital to the American psyche.
I wouldn't even say the list "sounds" impressive (Jed Report). Mostly former politicos, minor officials from small municipalities/counties, some campaign advisors, and a blogger. And if McSame considers the commander of a VFW Post (which means a bar) to be "prominent", then his campaign is in more trouble than we think.
I wonder if Jon Stewart has a favourite?
You'd have to believe that with McCain, the material he'd need would be in guaranteed supply.
tuddies @ 28:
I have to ask the obvious question here. Why the hell would anyone who isn't into politics and changing the landscape of government come into a comment area that is all about politics? Like I said earlier, "If you don't act against a problem, then you are the problem"
If he vetoes BEER. I am moving to CANADA.
Many of my posts are being lost in the Internet Tubes I guess. I've written three that never appeared.
4 more years in some lame alternative universe, not this one. McLame will lose just like Bob Dole did.
My father is older than John McCrazy and that's what he calls him.
http://origin.barackobama.com/live/
Barack Obama and Al Gore in Detroit
John McCain is a big hit on the bedpan ally circuit!
Filed Under: LOL
CoIntelPro for Pronktastic Democratic Party Victory @ 36:
off the air, SORRY!
Give McCain some credit. It must take great effort to make our current preznit seem erudite by comparison.
Karl Rove Says: If he vetoes BEER. I am moving to CANADA.
You want our beer?... You want our beer??? YOU CAN"T HANDLE OUR BEER!!!
ahem... returning you now to normal posting....
This is important. Make sure everyone sees it...
http://www.imvotingrepublican.com/ --MaryK
http://www.imvotingrepublican.com/
I CAN NOT go through 4 more years of listening to a President trying to master the English language. I really can't. On the upside it would give The Daily Show a TON of material! I'm torn.
One of the big problems with McCain is he believes that farce called global warming. What was with that McCain-Kennedy bill too? He's a terrible candidate.
KansasCityFaGt @ 40:
that's the problem. it takes no effort at all to be a piece of shit, just like boosh. and you get the same media coverage. mcCommanderCodpieceOfShit gets an even better pass than gorge boosh. both are third generation megalomaniacs. and failures who keep getting a pass.
McBush!!
I understand the whole "dumbing down" mindset, but come on. Is the next step putting up candidates who are obviously impaired? Shrub's really bad but McWordsalad makes him look positively eloquent. And it looks to be getting worse. I for one will not be surprised when he is definitively diagnosed. The Repugs should hide him in a closet till November. I almost feel sorry for them.....NOT.
well, this kind of stuff isn't helping....
http://www.reuters.com/article/vcCandidateFeed2/idUSN16353027?rpc=92
♠Bangkok-Bob♠ in Chiang Mai @ 10:
Better hope so, 'cause removing the maggots will cost extra...
McCrazyCain = bush
McCrazyCain = bush
McCrazyCain = bush
McCrazyCain = bush
McCrazyCain = bush
McCrazyCain = bush
McCrazyCain = bush
McCrazyCain = bush
To answer the question, "Is the next step putting up candidates who are obviously impaired?"
They already have, our choices are McCain and Obama.
Id hate to think that if this idiot was elected President we would look back at the Bush criminal years with envy!
How a person can sit behind this clown during his speeches and not feel totally embarrased is beyond me.
I'm starting to think the North Vietnamese labotomized this guy while they had him.
Christy @ 27:
use a sippy cup to avoid spillage
yakfitguy @ 53:
Manchurian candidate
In my point of view, the Dems that endorsed him are probably McCain operatives who want to make it appear that the man is more moderate than he truly is. Only a true Dem would know that not one of us would endorse a man who proclaims to continue one of the worst regimes in modern history.
Certainly, they must want something in the realm of Stalin if they endorse this man.
#20,
The "lost marbles" years? ROFLMAO! Great line!
That is some of the funniest sheet I've ever seen.....
ferrofluid @24,
"They left the moron section in charge of their own massacre?" Holy shit that's funny. I'm glad I tuned in tonight. Some great quotes! LOL!
We have an example of what McCain went through near to home.
Guantanamo and the Al Q 9/11 ringleaders, and the various other top level ones there.
After four to six years of being brutalized and brainwashed they discard their lawyers,
and pled for death to please their capotors and stop the pain.
So how does this compare to McManchurian, he went through five and a half years of treatment from the NVA,
they knew exactly who he was and what prominent naval family he came from,
two generations of Admirals spawning a fortunate son with a lack luster academic record,
he was only fit for politics when he came home....
So whats the odds that McManchurian was conditioned to be a communist stooge and roll over when the time was right.
At the very least hes totally unfit to be the POTUS with supreme power, CiC powers and the nuclear button.
nobody in the mil in their right mind and with the best interests of the USA, would follow an order from McSuspect.
Its so obvious that hes suspect and not to be trusted in a key position, only 5th columnist servants of foreign powers,
would enable McCains rise to top power and possible insertion into the POTUS job.
An on the ball awake DoJ would arrest everybody surrounding McCain and interrogate them until they confess their guilt.
tuddies @ 12:
"Never Vote" Terrible idea. Why would you try to convince us that we shouldn't? Unless you had something to gain from it.
You're not exactly subtle, are you?
The Very Bitter Ceci Hussein @ 58:
Its foreign lobbyist money and selling out America for personal profit, they dont care who fills up their Swiss bank accounts.
In fairness to McCain, he has cosponsored several bills in cooperation with democrats such as Kennedy, Feingold, and Reid.
tuddies @ 29:
Its only possible to reform it from within by legal means, outside its revolution and insurrection and the feds and vested interests dont take kindly to that.
I love that mashup by JedReport, absolutely hysterical. (And frightening)
My friends...arrrggggghhhh.
Paul @ 65:
Thats McCain from pre Bushco years, and when he had enough marbles to make sense of the world.
The 2008 McCain has either lost it completely due to desperation of years, or is completely amoral in tying his horse to a bad wagon.
The very serious NY Times deliberates and debates with itself, "Is McCain like Bush"? http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/17/us/politics/17policy.html?_r=1&hp=&adx...
From wars, to more debt for wars, to more debt for tax cuts for the rich, to pandering to "agents of intolerance", to Supreme Court justice appointments it's a resounding yes! Why is the NY Times the last to figure this out?
Ruthless People @ 69:
They employ people like Kristol, plus debating with oneself is a sign of madness, even organizations like newpapers can go mad.
At this point, I think the GOP may try to scuttle the nomination and find someone else. McCain is a Bob Dole walking.
Biggus Diggus @ 71:
That could be a very big possibility come September, McCain steps down due to health problems.
That gives them a mere two months before the election to get the successor in the limelight and noticeable,
keep an eye on Romney and Huckabee, what are they up to, and how much publicity in the MSM they get in the next few months.
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I'll veto a beer to that
... er ...
I'll drink a bill to that.
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why not bring beer to dehydrated babies and veto bottled water???
would make more sense..
It is clear what happened here! Bush is a intelectual Black Hole wich emmits huges doses of reteardiation. Any longtime exposure not only builds up moronium in your brain it sucks in your own intelect as well. Thats why there are former smart ppl get dumber by the day because they are around Bush....
AAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhh! They have successfully cloned George Bush NOOOoooooooooooooo!
McClone??
Systemic Change. This is what Obama is talking about. This is what many of you here claim to support. Yet, a great number of you in this blog are just playing the same "cheerleader politics."
CrooksAndLiars proves yet again that it is not a serious political blog, but rather a home for cheerleading morons that are in effect no better than that fat woman from texas with the dubya button and the purple heart band aid. I point this finger at each and every one of you who responded with a "witty" "McSame" or "McCrazyCain = bush". Just stop it already. Grow the hell up.
Obama is an excellent candidate. McCain is a decent candidate. Let's settle the election on issues rather than by playing games with, say, the inevitable small rhetorical gaffes that a candidate is going to make over the course of 18 months of near constant speaking.
"McCain is a decent candidate" @ 78
el oh el
he meant "McCain is a dement candidate"
I certainly hope he doesn't veto beer. :(
Mike @ 81:
would be a blow to joe sixpack!!
I do not believe that we can survive 4 more years of this. already our standard of living is collapsing.
Larry Lessig Says
Obama is an excellent candidate. McCain is a decent candidate. Let’s settle the election on issues rather than by playing games with, say, the inevitable small rhetorical gaffes that a candidate is going to make over the course of 18 months of near constant speaking.
Blow it out you ass Larry. One would think with the years of experience McCant has he would know his message. We know how difficult it is to deliver the message when the message changes everyday.
Issues? Issues? Your man can't handle the issues. (I'm not sure he can even remember them.)
Pool 'ol buzzard's even starting to sound like Reagan.
Maybe McCain was a straight talker in 2000, but it's eight years later and now he can't even talk straight. Pathetic that in this great, vast country of ours we have such a bumbling, uninspiring presidential candidate.
Too little, too late,
too old,
and too funny to hate.
Impeach, fine, and imprison Cheney and Bush. They are war criminals.
"harder and harder to connect a real leader with a real bowel" Hey, that's a perfect description of boooosh - leader with a real bowel, errrr, head up his bowel.
Smoke and mirrors....http://www.tagg-theangrygayguy.com
CRIPES............
Oh dear...
That's just ... oh my.
He simply cannot be allowed to become the Commander in Chief of the United States armed forces.
Please No more!
Is that the kind of guy you could go out and drink a bill with?..
Today,my friends, Hogan's goat does indeed walk like a man!
tuddies @ 12:
You are an idiot!
My thoughts exactly. Let's keep it respectable and treat McCain how you would expect to be treated. That is the type of Campaing Obama is trying to have and that is the reason he is where he is today.
I am curious - since the bulk of you people seem committed to the same old contentless tabloid politics and juvenile personal attacks that i'm confident you have derided elsewhere, let me ask you this: where, if anywhere, do you draw the line? Why not a compilation of McCain's butt scratches and nose picks? Why not resurface the rumor about his "love child?" Why not even make up more egregious stuff? after all, "the other side does it."
Obama is calling for a politics of change. and end to the cycle of stupidity. So many of you here seem to want nothing more than to continue a circle-jerk of name calling and innuendo. People, Obama is the better candidate. We don't need to resort to this puerile nonsense. this is not a football game. it is an election for the future of our country.
WE ALL LOVE A LITTLE BUSH@20
"a man, a plan, a bedpan, McCain." That is so fucking funny! I get to work and read this shit! It's gonna be a good day. Thanks.
Here is McCain's list of "Prominent" Democrats.
http://donedems.com/2008/06/15/prominent-democrats-say-no-deal/
They are made up of a bunch of low level officials, former officials, former Clinton campaing staffers an independent and a blogger.
ferrofluid (Obama 08) @ 72:
Given the real possibility that this could happen it wouldn't matter one iota because it's about what the republicans have done to our country. They could dig up Reagan and it wouldn't help them one bit!
bigironalSays @ 94
You and the others that have denigrated tuddies @ 12 can educate yourself here: http://www.wendymcelroy.com/audio/McElroy2008/uwmnonvote25feb08.mp3
and here: http://www.strike-the-root.com/vote.html
You do want to educate yourselves. Don't you?
♠Bangkok-Bob♠ in Chiang Mai @ 32:
You make two incorrect assumptions. The first is that I am not involved in changing the political landscape for the better, assuming that better means more representative of the constituent's interests.
The second mistake is your belief that participating in the system by having your vote recorded on an electronic tabulation device will produce any fundemental change in policy.
As I stated previously, the American landscape depends perpetually on illusion to sustain its dysfunction.
Paul @ 65:
In November I will proudly cast my vote for John McCain for Senate 2008.
You would have to have shit for brains in order to listen to that man speak and believe a word or wrong word he says.
"Here’s What Four More Years Will Sound Like . . ."
. . . and the people who vote for him will be more than happy.
"Beautiful (Belch), bountiful blessed safe"
Here’s What Four More Years Will Sound Like . . .”
. . . and the people who vote for him will be more than happy.
Howiedoit Says: hits the nail on the head. Peole love goofy
stuff as provided by W & McCain. It's a shame but true. So
we must not be over-confident that Obama will win. Plenty
of boneheads will vote for McCain because he sounds like them. :-(
McCain sounds eerily like Ronald Reagan
"Well.....ah....er"
Ed @ 100:
You are just to stupid!
He sounds like Principal Poop from the Firesign Theatre's skit, Highschool Madness:
"I am reminded of the words of our flounder--founder--Ukipha Heep.
'Knoweldge for the pupe--the people--' he said, 'Give them a light
and they'll follow it anywhere.' We think this is a fair, and a wise guy--uh, rule to be guided by. And we're not afraid of it, are we?"
All right, where are McCain's flag pins? In the words of the far right wing, he must really hate America and be part of a "terrorist" organization for not wearing one at all in that video.
McScholar graduated 894 in a class of 899. Reminds me of another "legacy" frat boy.
Remove the "beer" gaffe, because McCain corrected himself immediately. Keep it fair. There's plenty of crap he spouts that he doesn't correct.
My friend said that not even the village idiot would vote for McCain. I stuck up for McCain. I said he would.
Wow! McCain is stuttering just like Bushie, and I thought he spoke better than him! My dog can probably speak better when he barks than the two of them!
WE ALL LOVE A LITTLE BUSH @ 20:
This is so true and so funny!
You can make anyone look like a dumbass with editing. I bet you could find some actual in-context quotes that are just as bad if not worse.
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