Turncoat Lieberman Addresses Fellow Republicans

Why does Joe Lieberman keep referring to himself as a Democrat? Probably because the Republican base is dumb enough to believe him.

UPDATE: John Amato: Lieberman attacked Obama so much that David Gergen said---even though he knows Joe for forty years---he was shocked by that, just shocked and Joe won't bring in many votes. Donna Brazile bored me to death on her response to her former VP pick. She said Joe had a little more energy this time around. And of course Joe just loves Palin even though he probably just met Sarah and virtually has nothing in common with her.You can't trust a word out of his mouth...

Digby:

God how I loathe and despise this sanctimonious jackass. How dare he call himself a Democrat and presume to LECTURE and harangue us to vote for a rightwing nutcase for president.

And what's the first thing out of Wolf Blitzer's mouth? "Anyone who knows Joe Lieberman, knows that he speaks from the heart." Sure he does --- he's always been a pr*&k, even when he was a Democrat and he is even more of one today. He is a perfect Republican --- hypocritical, bloodthirsty and completely full of shit. Enjoy GOPers, he's all yours.

Full transcript below the fold:

In these prepared remarks, Sen. Joseph Lieberman says he supports McCain because "country matters more than party" and McCain is the person to break through the partisan divide.

Thank you for that warm welcome. I am honored to be here.

We meet tonight in the wake of a terrible storm that has hit the Gulf Coast but that hurts all of us, because we are all members of our larger American family.

At times like this, we set aside all that divides us, and we come together to help our fellow citizens in need.

What matters is certainly not whether we are Democrats or Republicans, but that we are all Americans.

The truth is, it shouldn't take a hurricane to bring us together like this.

Every day, across our country, millions of our fellow citizens are facing huge problems.

They are worried about their homes, their jobs, and their businesses; they are worried about the outrageous cost of gas and of health insurance; and they are worried about the threats from our enemies abroad.

But when they look to Washington, all too often they do not see their leaders coming together to tackle these problems.

Instead they see Democrats and Republicans fighting each other, rather than fighting for the American people.

Our Founding Fathers foresaw the danger of this kind of senseless partisanship. George Washington himself — in his farewell address to our country — warned that the "spirit of party" is "the worst enemy" of our democracy and "enfeebles" our government's ability to do its job.

George Washington was absolutely right. The sad truth is — today we are living through his worst nightmare, in the capital city that bears his name.

And that brings me directly to why I am here tonight. What, after all, is a Democrat like me doing at a Republican convention like this?

The answer is simple.

I'm here to support John McCain because country matters more than party.

I'm here tonight because John McCain is the best choice to bring our country together and lead our country forward.

I'm here because John McCain's whole life testifies to a great truth: being a Democrat or a Republican is important.

But it is not more important than being an American.

Both presidential candidates this year talk about changing the culture of Washington, about breaking through the partisan gridlock and special interests that are poisoning our politics.

But only one of them has actually done it.

Only one leader has shown the courage and the capability to rise above the smallness of our politics to get big things done for our country and our people.

And that leader is John McCain.

John understands that it shouldn't take a natural disaster like Hurricane Gustav to get us to take off our partisan blinders and work together to get things done.

It shouldn't take a natural disaster to teach us that the American people don't care much if you have an "R" or a "D" after your name.

What they care about is, are we solving the problems they are up against every day?

What you can expect from John McCain as president is precisely what he has done this week: which is to put country first. That is the code by which he has lived his entire life, and that is the code he will carry with him into the White House.

I have personally seen John, over and over again, bring people together from both parties to tackle our toughest problems we face —to reform our campaign finance, lobbying and ethics laws, to create the 9/11 Commission and pass its critical national security reforms, and to end the partisan paralysis over judicial confirmations.

My Democratic friends know all about John's record of independence and accomplishment.

Maybe that's why some of them are spending so much time and so much money trying to convince voters that John McCain is someone else.

I'm here, as a Democrat myself, to tell you: Don't be fooled.

God only made one John McCain, and he is his own man.

If John McCain was just another go-along partisan politician, he never would have taken on corrupt Republican lobbyists, or big corporations that were cheating the American people, or powerful colleagues in Congress who were wasting taxpayer money.

But he did.

If John McCain was just another go-along partisan politician, he never would have led the fight to fix our broken immigration system or to do something about global warming.

But he did.

As a matter of fact, if John McCain is just another partisan Republican, then I'm Michael Moore's favorite Democrat.

And I'm not.

Sen. Obama is a gifted and eloquent young man who can do great things for our country in the years ahead. But eloquence is no substitute for a record — not in these tough times.

In the Senate he has not reached across party lines to get anything significant done, nor has he been willing to take on powerful interest groups in the Democratic Party.

Contrast that to John McCain's record, or the record of the last Democratic president, Bill Clinton, who stood up to some of those same Democratic interest groups and worked with Republicans to get important things done like welfare reform, free-trade agreements, and a balanced budget.

Gov. Sarah Palin, like John McCain, is a reformer who has taken on the special interests and reached across party lines. She is a leader we can count on to help John shake up Washington.

That's why the McCain-Palin ticket is the real ticket for change this year.

The Washington bureaucrats and power brokers can't build a pen strong enough to hold these two mavericks.

And together, you can count on John McCain and Sarah Palin to fight for America and to fight for you! And that's what our country needs most right now.

What we need most is not more party unity in America but more national unity.

Especially at a time of war, we need a president we can count on to fight for what's right for our country — not only when it is easy, but when it is hard.

When others were silent, John McCain had the judgment to sound the alarm about the mistakes we were making in Iraq. When others wanted to retreat in defeat from the field of battle, when Barack Obama was voting to cut off funding for our troops on the ground, John McCain had the courage to stand against the tide of public opinion and support the surge, and because of that, today, our troops are at last beginning to come home, not in failure, but in honor.

Before I conclude, I ask the indulgence of those in this hall tonight, as I want to speak directly to my fellow Democrats and independents who are watching.

I know many of you are angry and frustrated by our government and our politics and for good reason.

You may be thinking of voting for John McCain, but you're not sure. Some of you have never voted for a Republican before and in an ordinary election, you probably wouldn't.

But this is no ordinary election, because these are not ordinary times, and John McCain is no ordinary candidate. You may not agree with John McCain on every issue.

But you can always count on him to be straight with you about where he stands, and to stand for what he thinks is right regardless of politics.

As president, you can count on John McCain to be a restless reformer, who will clean up Washington and get our government working again for you.

So tonight, I ask you whether you are an independent, a Reagan Democrat or a Clinton Democrat, or just a Democrat: This year, when you vote for president, vote for the person you believe is best for the country, not for the party you happen to belong to.

Vote for the leader who, since the age of 17, when he raised his hand and took an oath to defend and protect our Constitution, has always put our country first.

So, let's come together to make a great American patriot our next great president.



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205 comments

Joe Lieberman is not a democrat, he is a Republikud.

DEMOCRATS better get on the airwaves to point out that DEMOCRATS voted him out of offfice!

Poor Sadsack Joe.
Nobody likes Joe but a few far right crackpots.
Hes even tanking at home in the polls.

Greetings from CT. Once again, on behalf of my entire state, I am so sorry.

I'm desperate for video of Joe Lieberman telling Andrea Mitchell that Palin's qualifications don't matter because "let's assume the best." Please tell me somebody got this video.

Andrea Mitchell: Do you feel Sarah Palin is qualified to be commander-in-chief if g-d forbid, something should happen to John McCain?

Joe Lieberman: Well…you know…let’s assume the best (chuckles uncomfortably). John’s in great shape, he’s gonna be the president and let’s assume that nothing bad will happen…why should we? But if it does…yes, she’ll be ready.

"Vote for the leader who, since the age of 17, when he raised his hand and took an oath to defend and protect our Constitution, has always put our country first. "

Implication: Obama has not always put his country first.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG

his hell is going to be HOOOOOOOT!!

oh no mr bill,! liberman thinks snarfing in bushes crotch makes him a cunniligist!

Joe said tonight "country first, ahead of party". He's talking about the country of Israel, but he's wrong there too because his views are those of the hard right Likud party, not of the average Israeli!

He keeps calling himself a Democrat so that he can make it appear as if the party is out of touch with it's own members, so that he can make it appear that we are neither unified nor strong. The fact that Harry Reid doesn't have the balls to kick Lieberman's sorry ass out of the Senate Democratic caucus does a pretty good job of validating both arguments.

The Gooper base will believe anything it is told to beleive. Inability to think for one's self is mandatory for signing that pledge of allegiance to the Republican party. Fuck country. It is ALL about party...and tax funds going to cronies. Nothing else matters.

You can tell Joe Lieberman holds some resentment towards Palin since she got selected instead of him. It was quite telling to hear him talk about Sarah Palin's qualifications after bashing Obama for an alleged lack of experience.

Warm up the Tar and get the bag of Feathers........

He's trying to sound Obamaesque with the unifying message. Cindy Lou did it last night too. Please, gag them.

In Worldwar II , they called turncoat by a different name and the punishment wasn't very nice.

GOPBullshit @ 1:

Joe Lieberman is not a democrat, he is a Republikud.

Actually, he's an Israeli/Mossad masquerading as an American Independent masquerading as an American Republican.

There's actually nothing Democratic about him.

Joe had his Hillary moment!

Didn't Lieberman voluntarily surrender his c sometime ago.

McCain aides confirm - Palin was vetted "late in the process" (WaPo - 09/03/08)

ST. PAUL, Minn., Sept. 2 -- Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin was not subjected to a lengthy in-person background interview with the head of Sen. John McCain's vice presidential vetting team until last Wednesday in Arizona, the day before McCain asked her to be his running mate, and she did not disclose the fact that her 17-year-old daughter was pregnant until that meeting, two knowledgeable McCain officials acknowledged Tuesday.

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The pregnant daughter was the clincher - the ONLY reason McCain picked Sarah Palin - so they could exploit her pregnant 17 year old daughter for political gain, and they could exploit the "Down Syndrome" baby. A Pro-Life 2fer, and the only qualification Sarah Palin needed to get on the ticket.

Shame on John McCain and Sarah Palin for exploiting her children.

Joe delivers Florida. No worries there.

At times like this, we set aside all that divides us, and we come together to help our fellow citizens in need.

Is that what you call all the hate filled speech coming from the rightwing pundits toward the Democrats?

What matters is certainly not whether we are Democrats or Republicans, but that we are all Americans.

Americans re: good little turncoats who sacrifice their core beliefs and morals and follow their overlords blindly

The truth is, it shouldn’t take a hurricane to bring us together like this.

That's true, it didn't the last time a hurricane destroyed a city in the U.S. Bush and McCain merrily went about their business as if nothing was wrong.

Every day, across our country, millions of our fellow citizens are facing huge problems.

Problems caused by this administration, the one McCain has voted with 90% of the time.

Give em hell tail gunner Joe!

If you look up the definition of slime bag LIEbermans name comes up.

"What you can expect from John McCain as President is precisely what he has done this week," - Joe Lieberman

LMAO!!!!

The republican party is no longer an American party. It is an infiltration of the right wing of Israeli politics in washington and seeks to undermine US interests for Israel.

Thats why the new name for the republican party is the Republikud party. The actual republican party is the party of the past that only a few politicians are members of today such as Ron Paul and Chuck Hagel. It has only superficial similarities to the republikud party which Joe Lieberman, Bush, McCain, Palin and most other right wing American politicians associate with.

"Down with baby-killers! Oh, this baby-killer likes our guy? Yay baby-killer!"

Miatch @ 7:

"Vote for the leader who, since the age of 17, when he raised his hand and took an oath to defend and protect our Constitution, has always put our country first. "

Implication: Obama has not always put his country first.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG

Actually when he was at the Naval Academy he did anything BUT put his country first. He put titties and beer first. If he were putting country first he would have done all he could to absorb as much knowledge as was being paid for by the taxpayers so that he could be the best possible Navial Officer. He didn't. He just wanted to have a grand ole time on the taxpayer dime. Sounds like the line of attack for Repugs against welfare recipients.....

Droopy dog isn't a Democrat.

He lost the primary.

MsJoanne @ 12:

The Gooper base will believe anything it is told to beleive. Inability to think for one's self is mandatory for signing that pledge of allegiance to the Republican party. Fuck country. It is ALL about party...and tax funds going to cronies. Nothing else matters.

Vote Republican---it's easier than thinking!

Joe LIEberman, Sen, I, Israel

Country first my ass.

Schmuck.

StirFry @ 24:

"What you can expect from John McCain as President is precisely what he has done this week," - Joe Lieberman

LMAO!!!!

I expect that's true. After all he did go down to the gulf states and pretended to be president.

dennis @ 21:

Joe delivers Florida. No worries there.

Hillary Clinton delivers Florida and you better be worried... Obama 50% McSame 42% in today's poll.

Sarah Palin's husband Todd was a registered member of the Alaska
Independence Party until 2002
they are known for secessionist of alaska..they are extreme i guess
remember how they beat up michelle obama

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/09/todd_palin_was_registe...

Palin can't even keep her slutty, home schooled teenage daughter from getting knocked up, how can we expect her to manage the country if she can't manage her own household.

Poor Bristol Palin. She's actually kinda cute, if it weren't for her pregnancy she could've appeared in Girl's Gone Wild.

Lieberman is a shill for anyone willing to do Israel's bidding. His ONLY concern and his only reason to back McCain has been and remains that he wants as much war in the middle east as he can get. Lieberman is a Jew first, an Israeli second, and an American somewhere around the bottom of the list. This is not anti-semetic...I love all of God's children...but Lieberman is quite blatant in his loyalties...

Joe Joe was a man who thought he was a winner
But he was a fucking ass.
Joe Joe left his party when it was convienient
'Cause he is a fucking ass

Fuck off!

Fuck off!

Get out of our fucking sight!

Rasputin @ 32:

dennis @ 21:

Joe delivers Florida. No worries there.

Hillary Clinton delivers Florida and you better be worried... Obama 50% McSame 42% in today's poll.

Palin delivers Alaska and their three electoral votes. Powerful stuff.

constituent @ 33:

Sarah Palin's husband Todd was a registered member of the Alaska
Independence Party until 2002
they are known for secessionist of alaska..they are extreme i guess
remember how they beat up michelle obama

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/09/todd_palin_was_registered_memb.php

Xtian militant militias. Joel's Army? Dominionist Fundamentalists? Oy Vey!

If they love him so much why isn't he the VP nominee?

Yep, I checked. Lieberman gave up his c and has officially been a demo rat for several years.

dennis @ 21:

Joe delivers Florida. No worries there.

He did it in 2000. To Bush.

GOPBullshit @ 34:

Palin can't even keep her slutty, home schooled teenage daughter from getting knocked up, how can we expect her to manage the country if she can't manage her own household.

Poor Bristol Palin. She's actually kinda cute, if it weren't for her pregnancy she could've appeared in Girl's Gone Wild.

Easy does it she's 17............poor parenting...the republicans love it.

dennis @ 21:

Joe delivers Florida. No worries there.

Not so fast, bud. I watched Joe Biden on C-span this afternoon at a town hall meeting in so. Florida. The crowd was fairly large and tehre was an awful lot of applause and nodding going on from LIEbermans' supposed "peeps."

Of course all republikuds will call anyone who dissagrees with them anti-semites because they need that smokescreen to disguise their true foreign policy agenda.

It really isn't even a Jewish driven foreign policy. It's based more on Christian eschatology. These people believe the rapture will occur in their lifetimes and that we must prepare for the coming of christ by ensuring that Israel remains in the hands of the Jews.
For such a righteous cause they would gladly sacrifice the USA.

constituent @ 41:

GOPBullshit @ 34:

Palin can't even keep her slutty, home schooled teenage daughter from getting knocked up, how can we expect her to manage the country if she can't manage her own household.

Poor Bristol Palin. She's actually kinda cute, if it weren't for her pregnancy she could've appeared in Girl's Gone Wild.

Easy does it she's 17............poor parenting...the republicans love it.

Did anyone think to check the tapes. Remember Spitzer's friend.

GOPnot4me @ 30:

Joe LIEberman, Sen, I, Israel

Country first my ass.

Schmuck.

What you just said!

Sarah Palin's husband was a registered member of extreme group.
i thought it was interesting you don't see or hear the name/word
republican........just switch to NEOCON

this cock sucker needs to be kick out of the democratic party once and for all fuck him

joe has long made the hair on the back of my neck stand up
his pandering to his only hope of retaining power in washington is nothing short of shameful
no ethics
no balls
no no no....

perhaps the republicans are trying to make politics look so sleezy that democrats decide to not vote

PLEASE VOTE

PLEASE GET YOUR FRIENDS TO VOTE

Because only an ancient-ass, carbon-dated, fool like LIE-berman would embrace the failed positions of yesterday's generation. They are old, tired, and played-out.

As I've said before: The Republican Party: 19th Century Solutions to 21st Century Problems.

dennis @ 21:

Joe delivers Florida. No worries there.

Florida votes the straight hypocrite ticket?

McCain at the Naval Academy, 898 classmates, he graduated 894th. Enough said !!!

at least Spitzer's lady friend remembered that no glove means no love. I'm sure Sarah Palin has never once talked to any of her children about sex, birth control, men, STDs or anything.

Basically, I couldn't stand Lieberman 2000 (though I voted for Gore), and I can't stand him today. He has that smarmy look about him and a disgusting, dirtorted, oversized mouth that reminds me too much of Bill Kristol----EW-w-w-w-w- !!!

Lieberman will be around as long as Americans turn their backs and ignore the election fraud. How else can you explain that his opponents received the EXACT same amount of votes in 2000 and 2006?

The difference between Joe Lieberman and the rest of the Democrats is that Joe Lieberman is more honest about his imperialist intentions.

Functionally speaking, what is the difference between both parties? It seems that no matter which ones we elect, we somehow manage to get the same results.

President Bush I destroyed Iraq's army, President Clinton embargoed Iraq the entire eight years of his presidency, and President Bush (the second) conducted war on them for another eight.

A cynical man might be willing to say that both parties have provided a nice one-two-three punch.

And there's still about twenty trillion dollars worth of oil under the ground in Northern Iraq and the Caspian basin... a figure that has no doubt gone UP since the rise in gas prices, predicated by The Middle East War.

You know, The Constitution isn't just some kind of relic, to be hung in a museum and admired for it's calligraphy. It's the LIVING law. And our "leaders", no matter who we pick, can't seem to adhere to it.

Ron Paul 2008

I would play a game of "count the falsehoods" in his speech, but unfortunately my degree in mathematics is only a Bachelors.

When he talks, he sounds like he is straining to take a shit.

All that comes out of his mouth is foul-smelling Republican diarrhea.

Ned Lamont's take on what LIEbermans speech would be tonight.

"John understands that it shouldn’t take a natural disaster like Hurricane Gustav to get us to take off our partisan blinders and work together to get things done."

But a disaster like Katrina? Why, he's schlepping it up with Shrubby:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhNyKxZ2Pxg

the obama dude on larry king rebutted lieb pretty good

National Enquirer (Did The Edward's Affair) has reporters up North, Supposedly they found juicy details and dirty secrets.

Babygate
*Sarah Palin attempted to quietly have her daughter Bristol get married before news of her pregnancy leaked out
*Palin planned for the wedding to take place right after the Republican National Convention and then she was going to announce the pregnancy.
*But Bristol, 17, refused to go along with the plan and that sparked a mother-daughter showdown over the failed coverup.
*The ultra-conservative governor’s announcement about her daughter’s pregnancy came hours after The ENQUIRER informed her representatives and family members of Levi Johnston, the father of Bristol’s child, that we were aware of the pregnancy and were going to break the news.
*In a preemptive strike Palin released the news, creating political shockwaves.

Also people are so mad about troopergate in Alaska that everyone is coming forth with details and stories about Palin and her scandalous ways.
NE promise more to come!

Since he won't be VP I guess he won't be whispering corrections in John's ear anymore to clear-up his f-ck-ups.

Would it be asking too much if we were to request that he have all of his committee positions stripped?

Am I in the twilight zone? I've listened to a few minutes of Bush speak and a few minutes of this clown speak and all I hear is some fake pre-recorded applause.... or some sort of alteration of audience response. Is this how the whole convention is going?

dennis @ 21:

Joe delivers Florida. No worries there.

Don't bet on it.

I'm a Jew from Miami with lots of Jewish friends in Dade and Broward Counties. Most of us HATE Lieberschlepper!!

What an electrifying speaker.

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JohnT @ 63:

Would it be asking too much if we were to request that he have all of his committee positions stripped?

No. It might be going to far to have him tared and feathered but those days are over.

Emmanuel Goldstein @ 39:

If they love him so much why isn't he the VP nominee?

he's pro-choice that's very important to them. it's the great divider.

jeff @ 48:

this cock sucker needs to be kick out of the democratic party once and for all fuck him

Here's your warning... Heck, let's mix up metaphors ... he becomes the next Trojan Joe!

Joe's Senate career is over. Come Nov, he will chair ... uhh, nuttin. In 4 years, CT will be done with him. What will he do next? Yup - can you say lobbyist?

What worries me is that Dems are so spineless, they will let that wolf - Joe the Lobbyist - into their hen house.

Why is he pretending and calling himself something and being entirely a Republican. There is no middle with this man; he is not a Democrat.
It's his basic Jewish guilt (I confess, I have Catholic guilt; working on it) with a dash of inferiority complex (because he really is a nerdy homely sort), and a sprinkle of mother angst (that accounts for his whining voice; I bet it annoys Graham) that causes him to play both sides; all along justifying his tactics by deluding himself as being " so independent that both sides don't like him".
It's Lieberman's slime style, that no one likes. Sincerity from an opportunist isn't rare, it is however elevated to an art form; such pains this man has taken to be the butt head that he is.
Now having said that; I predict that Palin will bow out for the good of the this, the that and the other; and she will be hailed as a patriot and a martyr of the conservative right and the relentless liberal press blah blah blah blah.
McCain will finally get his 2000 bearings (ball bearings that is) and Lieberman will just shine beyond belief, like the crazy loon he is.
Reminds me of a joke; two loons came to the white house; oh wait it wasn't that funny.

I'm surprised you didn't post the best soundbyte of the night, the elderly co-chair of the RNC, Jo Ann Davidson, referring to the upcoming nomination of Sarah PAWLENTY.

I have the video up if you haven't seen it.

http://scootmandubious.blogspot.com/2008/09/blog-post.html

I do feel sorry for the ordeal that Bristol Palin must endure for the sake of her mother's ambitions. Unfortunately worse is in store for that poor girl. If you follow x's link to the story about her boyfriend's face page you will find that girl's troubles are just starting. The guy's a classic pinhead jock. I only hope he doesn't check her into the boards too often. I don't know but maybe the real reason the McCain vetting team is in Alaska is to find that girl a more respectable husband.

What makes people think the Dems won't support Israel? Our government has always funded and armed them, to our occasional detriment.

Best soundbyte of the night? The co-chair of the RNC, Jo Ann Davidson, referring to the upcoming nomination of "Sarah PAWLENTY!"

If you haven't seen the video, I have it posted:
http://scootmandubious.blogspot.com/2008/09/blog-post.html

John J @ 61:

National Enquirer (Did The Edward's Affair) has reporters up North, Supposedly they found juicy details and dirty secrets.

Babygate
*Sarah Palin attempted to quietly have her daughter Bristol get married before news of her pregnancy leaked out
*Palin planned for the wedding to take place right after the Republican National Convention and then she was going to announce the pregnancy.
*But Bristol, 17, refused to go along with the plan and that sparked a mother-daughter showdown over the failed coverup.
*The ultra-conservative governor’s announcement about her daughter’s pregnancy came hours after The ENQUIRER informed her representatives and family members of Levi Johnston, the father of Bristol’s child, that we were aware of the pregnancy and were going to break the news.
*In a preemptive strike Palin released the news, creating political shockwaves.

Also people are so mad about troopergate in Alaska that everyone is coming forth with details and stories about Palin and her scandalous ways.
NE promise more to come!

Can we leave this crap for the Enquirer? We don't need to discus them here, there are millions of better issues to crush the republicans than this crap. I don't want to know about her family problems, they are none of my business.

Man, I'm honestly kind of disgusted by some of the comments on here toward Palin's daughter. If you want to point out the whole "abstinence isn't an answer!" thing then great, I think that's completely valid. Focusing on that stuff is what leads to kids thinking that drinking a capful of freaking Mountain Dew can prevent pregnancy like they were reporting in Florida a while back.

But Girls Gone Wild? Slutty? Shit happens. I'd hate to be some of you if these things ever happen in your families.

People want women to be chosen based upon their professional background and then people here are turning around and judging these people almost entirely on a mistake her daughter made. Give me a break. Concentrate on how she's simply unqualified for this position and perhaps the ridiculousness of her family even being in this situation given her beliefs on absintence, but the rest of these insults? Come on.

This is too much... right after he says "we need more national unity" at 13:50 min, moments later the subliminal message "U.S.A." is suspiciously added to the audience applause... this party does everything it can to wrap itself up in the American flag..... it's dizzying!!!

If at first you don't succed....I have been trying to post my link to the video of the huge "Sarah Pawlenty" gaffe from the RNC co-chair.

One more time:
Sarah Pawlenty

fedup @ 52:

McCain at the Naval Academy, 898 classmates, he graduated 894th. Enough said !!!

I always wondered if he and the four below him ever get together for lattes at Starbuck's to talk about the good ol' days?

How do you go from being the Democratic VP candidate to whoring yourself to this corrupt bunch of low life Republicans in the span of eight years?

Joe is one sad sack, sorry, piece of shit!

Miatch @ 73:

John J @ 61:

National Enquirer (Did The Edward's Affair) has reporters up North, Supposedly they found juicy details and dirty secrets.

Babygate
*Sarah Palin attempted to quietly have her daughter Bristol get married before news of her pregnancy leaked out
*Palin planned for the wedding to take place right after the Republican National Convention and then she was going to announce the pregnancy.
*But Bristol, 17, refused to go along with the plan and that sparked a mother-daughter showdown over the failed coverup.
*The ultra-conservative governor’s announcement about her daughter’s pregnancy came hours after The ENQUIRER informed her representatives and family members of Levi Johnston, the father of Bristol’s child, that we were aware of the pregnancy and were going to break the news.
*In a preemptive strike Palin released the news, creating political shockwaves.

Also people are so mad about troopergate in Alaska that everyone is coming forth with details and stories about Palin and her scandalous ways.
NE promise more to come!

Can we leave this crap for the Enquirer? We don't need to discus them here, there are millions of better issues to crush the republicans than this crap. I don't want to know about her family problems, they are none of my business.

I disagree. A dysfunctional family in the White House could be a security risk. If McCain dies (even though there is almost no chance of that. People like that live forever), but if he does we will suddenly be confronted with dealing with this and its family.

Putz

JHR @ 79:

How do you go from being the Democratic VP candidate to whoring yourself to this corrupt bunch of low life Republicans in the span of eight years?

Joe is one sad sack, sorry, piece of shit!

I am sorry he is a sck of shit too.

Harriet Miers I mean Sarah Palin is the appetizer to really energize the handlers of the party. Make the things worse before making things appear better. I can see it now. Palin steps down because she is a mother first and needs to put her family first blah blah blah. This energizes the party because they feel they have dodged a bullet and now it is time to win this thing for the Gipper!

The GOP did not even vet Sarah Palin. Please Jerry Falwell send me a sign or something to let me know if Hell has frozen over.

Peter G @ 72:

I do feel sorry for the ordeal that Bristol Palin must endure for the sake of her mother's ambitions. Unfortunately worse is in store for that poor girl. If you follow x's link to the story about her boyfriend's face page you will find that girl's troubles are just starting. The guy's a classic pinhead jock. I only hope he doesn't check her into the boards too often. I don't know but maybe the real reason the McCain vetting team is in Alaska is to find that girl a more respectable husband.

Let's introduce him to a military recruiter--he's 18.

fastfeat @ 84:

Peter G @ 72:

I do feel sorry for the ordeal that Bristol Palin must endure for the sake of her mother's ambitions. Unfortunately worse is in store for that poor girl. If you follow x's link to the story about her boyfriend's face page you will find that girl's troubles are just starting. The guy's a classic pinhead jock. I only hope he doesn't check her into the boards too often. I don't know but maybe the real reason the McCain vetting team is in Alaska is to find that girl a more respectable husband.

Let's introduce him to a military recruiter--he's 18.

Let's keep everyone out of the military that we possibly can.

k1ngothwld @ 76:

This is too much... right after he says "we need more national unity" at 13:50 min, moments later the subliminal message "U.S.A." is suspiciously added to the audience applause... this party does everything it can to wrap itself up in the American flag..... it's dizzying!!!

Jon Stewart had a great segment tonight about how seriously the Republicans take "unity" - a series of them saying "we'll take off our Republican hats and put on our American hats".

Translation - "we normally don't wear our American hats"

douche...

Eric L @ 4:

Greetings from CT. Once again, on behalf of my entire state, I am so sorry.

You are forgiven. Don't let it happen again, though, 'K?

Obama 's speakers and Obama didn't have to pause for the applause to start. Every one of the speakers tonight have to pause as a signal for the sheeple to applaud.

moonsha @ 83:

Harriet Miers I mean Sarah Palin is the appetizer to really energize the handlers of the party. Make the things worse before making things appear better. I can see it now. Palin steps down because she is a mother first and needs to put her family first blah blah blah. This energizes the party because they feel they have dodged a bullet and now it is time to win this thing for the Gipper!

The GOP did not even vet Sarah Palin. Please Jerry Falwell send me a sign or something to let me know if Hell has frozen over.

Remember, as much as I HATE Reid ... he was the only one smart enough to call Bush's bluff. He knew Meirs would only last a few years... She made way for Alito - a qualified but HORRIBLE choice! I fear the same thing... Palin gone today... and uhh... Hastert tomorrow!?!

if mccain does die or become ill during his presidency and sarah palin has to step in as commander in chief that is a security threat.
something happens to obama& biden steps.....i'll take the latter.
Palin is a large RISK she is the governor of alaska 1.5 yrs and the governor of a state that ranks 47th out of 50 population wise

looks like Palin's husband Todd was a registered member of
Alaska Independence Party until 2002 there deal wanting
secessionist of alaska

Lets contact Reid ,Schumer,Pelosi,Hoyer, DiFi, and demand that LIE-berman be striped of his Dem., Comm., assinements for the Dem., then show LIE-berman the door and tell him not to leave it hit him in the a-- on the way out. And if they do not do this that they can be replaced.

Lieberman's reception was coolly polite. What exactly did he expect from a bunch of Republicans? Hope he's looking for a new gig, because if McCain Doesn't Win, Lieberman is dead meat in Senate-land.

blitzer is 100% correct, joe does speak from the heart. the thing is; at the heart, lieberman is a traitorous, stab-in-the-back, weasel.

blackjack @ 92:

Lets contact Reid ,Schumer,Pelosi,Hoyer, DiFi, and demand that LIE-berman be striped of his Dem., Comm., assinements for the Dem., then show LIE-berman the door and tell him not to leave it hit him in the a-- on the way out. And if they do not do this that they can be replaced.

after the election sounds good......when obama gets in he's done

McCain/Palin ticket is a ticket for wars on the public dollar. Lieberman is a ... lyer.

I just broke a smile...

Two hours before McCain's coronation... OBAMA has the balls to go on O'REILLY!

Did anyone else notice in the first few minutes of his speech he mentioned how Gustov illustrated the importance of overcoming partisan politics to become unified Americans and then he transitioned to the myriad social problems in the country that also must be addressed above and beyond the 2-party system? Ironically, as I sat in a bar in St. Paul today, I heard a typical republican rant about how if someone doesn't have enough money to go to a good school, pay their health care, has their home foreclosed on, can't get off a drug addiction, accidentally gets pregnant when they are in no condition to care for themselves much less a child, etc., they should have worked harder or been smarter. F'em!

I almost HATE these people.

OMFG I could only take about 5 mins. of his crap till I cut it off. The sorry and scary thing is that there are people that listen and believe Droopy Dog!

The resume inflation on behalf of Sarah Palin By the Republicans is amazing.

Fred Thompson says Alaska is the largest state... too true, but the population in 2006 was less than 670,000 people and that isn't including the caribou or the bears. That's a bit less than the population of the whole of the city of Phoenix (1.5 million).

Sheesh.

Can we excommunicate this guy? If there's a silver lining behind the 2000 appointment of G.W., it's that Lieberman did not win the honor of serving as a Democratic VP. What an embarrassment, what shame, to himself, to his state, to the Senate.

I see that they still couldn't get enough people to fill the airport restroom.

LibertyLover @ 100:

The resume inflation on behalf of Sarah Palin By the Republicans is amazing.

Fred Thompson says Alaska is the largest state... too true, but the population in 2006 was less than 670,000 people and that isn't including the caribou or the bears. That's a bit less than the population of the whole of the city of Phoenix (1.5 million).

Sheesh.

they included Ireland as part of her foreign travels....it was a stop over.

StirFry @ 24:

"What you can expect from John McCain as President is precisely what he has done this week," - Joe Lieberman

LMAO!!!!

I think Joe just gave Obama a big boost. Please, oh please, don't kick Sara off the ticket! Please, oh please!

Che's Lounge @ 41:

dennis @ 21:

Joe delivers Florida. No worries there.

He did it in 2000. To Bush.

He did, didn't he?

wow that joe mentum really rocked the house. lol.
when dems get a larger majority in the senate, they should make the removal of this wet fart of a human being a very public spectacle. someday a disease will be named after this person. almost said man there bu we all know he is far from that.

I just despise him so effing much.

And wish he had been our VP for the last eight years.

I will now shave my head with a cheese grater...

xoites defends Constitution @ 36:

Joe Joe was a man who thought he was a winner
But he was a fucking ass.
Joe Joe left his party when it was convienient
'Cause he is a fucking ass

Fuck off!

Fuck off!

Get out of our fucking sight!

Sarah's teenage daughter thought she was a woman,
'Cause she loved a ''redneck man''

Now everyone in town knows she's got a baby comin'
But it's OK 'cause she's a Christ-ian...

Projectile Vomit.
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LibertyLover @ 88:

Eric L @ 4:

Greetings from CT. Once again, on behalf of my entire state, I am so sorry.

You are forgiven. Don't let it happen again, though, 'K?

Agreed. And I'm from Floriduh.

It's very tempting to make an Semitic slur against Lieberman, would anyone minus the thought police have issue with that?

Still we have to keep him around until we pick up the other 5 seats, then we can throw his ass out.

Richard Peterson @ 105:

StirFry @ 24:

"What you can expect from John McCain as President is precisely what he has done this week," - Joe Lieberman

LMAO!!!!

I think Joe just gave Obama a big boost. Please, oh please, don't kick Sara off the ticket! Please, oh please!

NO,they are all in with sarah. they are riding everything on it.don't kid yourself.. they could never have a convention like obama did in Denver. they're scrambling...that's why they had premature ejaculation with the Palin pick.....personally i want her to fail.......gender has nothing to do with it....my bet she is the opposite of what they are saying about her. i think she maybe extreme....i think she may do her simple talk. i just don't believe she knows much outside of alaska. i don't see how she could. you
notice NO media interviews they are going to coach her to death.
this was POOR judgement by mccain...she is a security threat.

xoites defends Constitution @ 80:

Miatch @ 73:

John J @ 61:

National Enquirer (Did The Edward's Affair) has reporters up North, Supposedly they found juicy details and dirty secrets.

Babygate
*Sarah Palin attempted to quietly have her daughter Bristol get married before news of her pregnancy leaked out
*Palin planned for the wedding to take place right after the Republican National Convention and then she was going to announce the pregnancy.
*But Bristol, 17, refused to go along with the plan and that sparked a mother-daughter showdown over the failed coverup.
*The ultra-conservative governor’s announcement about her daughter’s pregnancy came hours after The ENQUIRER informed her representatives and family members of Levi Johnston, the father of Bristol’s child, that we were aware of the pregnancy and were going to break the news.
*In a preemptive strike Palin released the news, creating political shockwaves.

Also people are so mad about troopergate in Alaska that everyone is coming forth with details and stories about Palin and her scandalous ways.
NE promise more to come!

Can we leave this crap for the Enquirer? We don't need to discus them here, there are millions of better issues to crush the republicans than this crap. I don't want to know about her family problems, they are none of my business.

I disagree. A dysfunctional family in the White House could be a security risk. If McCain dies (even though there is almost no chance of that. People like that live forever), but if he does we will suddenly be confronted with dealing with this and its family.

Lets be honest, i wish this was about the issues but it's not happening
Otherwise no sane person would vote for McCain, Obama should be at 80%

But her family is important! It show us about her life.
I agree in not attack her family.

but what about forcing her daughter to be married for political pandering?
What does that say about her character?
Or McCain for choosing her?

John J @ 114:

xoites defends Constitution @ 80:

Miatch @ 73:

John J @ 61:

Can we leave this crap for the Enquirer? We don't need to discus them here, there are millions of better issues to crush the republicans than this crap. I don't want to know about her family problems, they are none of my business.

I disagree. A dysfunctional family in the White House could be a security risk. If McCain dies (even though there is almost no chance of that. People like that live forever), but if he does we will suddenly be confronted with dealing with this and its family.

Lets be honest, i wish this was about the issues but it's not happening
Otherwise no sane person would vote for McCain, Obama should be at 80%

But her family is important! It show us about her life.
I agree in not attack her family.

but what about forcing her daughter to be married for political pandering?
What does that say about her character?
Or McCain for choosing her?

did hear rick davis this is NOT about issues they don't want to talk issues why because the voters they need some dems/indies
will surely vote obama they know it.

John J @ 114:

xoites defends Constitution @ 80:

Miatch @ 73:

John J @ 61:

Can we leave this crap for the Enquirer? We don't need to discus them here, there are millions of better issues to crush the republicans than this crap. I don't want to know about her family problems, they are none of my business.

I disagree. A dysfunctional family in the White House could be a security risk. If McCain dies (even though there is almost no chance of that. People like that live forever), but if he does we will suddenly be confronted with dealing with this and its family.

Lets be honest, i wish this was about the issues but it's not happening
Otherwise no sane person would vote for McCain, Obama should be at 80%

But her family is important! It show us about her life.
I agree in not attack her family.

but what about forcing her daughter to be married for political pandering?
What does that say about her character?
Or McCain for choosing her?

Discussing the issues does not happen when we choose to not make it happen. When elections are about issues, Democrats win. When they are about personalities, Republicans win. It's that simple.

constituent @ 14:

Warm up the Tar and get the bag of Feathers........

I'm completely on board for this. Do you think Reid will do it on the floor of the Senate so the rest of the world can watch?
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I believe there is still time to dump Sarah Palin and make history with Joe Lieberman. He could still be the first man in history to torpedo the presidential tickets of both major parties. Even now his foul cheese is casting a funny odor over the RNC. No amount of Lysol will wash away the taint of Lieberman's sanctimony, condescension and glad-handing false sincerity. How are your kids doing, GOP? I'm so glad. Greet the wife for me, will you? Kissy face...Oh, there's somebody else I know...

Dead Elephant @ 23:

If you look up the definition of slime bag LIEbermans name comes up.

Okay - someone needs to do this -- the way they re-defined Santorum's name into a noun for something remarkably less than appetizing?

LIE-berman needs this done to him.
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jimbo92107 @ 118:

He could still be the first man in history to torpedo the presidential tickets of both major parties..

hahahahaha. that's friggin hilarious. thank you

Trust you? After all you've said and done over the past few years the burning question is:

WHY?

You are so fucking gone.

constituent @ 113:

Richard Peterson @ 105:

StirFry @ 24:

"What you can expect from John McCain as President is precisely what he has done this week," - Joe Lieberman

LMAO!!!!

I think Joe just gave Obama a big boost. Please, oh please, don't kick Sara off the ticket! Please, oh please!

NO,they are all in with sarah. they are riding everything on it.don't kid yourself.. they could never have a convention like obama did in Denver. they're scrambling...that's why they had premature ejaculation with the Palin pick.....personally i want her to fail.......gender has nothing to do with it....my bet she is the opposite of what they are saying about her. i think she maybe extreme....i think she may do her simple talk. i just don't believe she knows much outside of alaska. i don't see how she could. you
notice NO media interviews they are going to coach her to death.
this was POOR judgement by mccain...she is a security threat.

Mike DuHaime is calling the shots for CrashNBurn's campaign. If you recall, DuHaime mis-managed Guili's campaign in the primaries, and made 9u11iani hang out with Boca Raton seniors for most of the his running until he failed. We're dealing with extreme stupidity and wild incompetence beyond our collective imagination. So yes, he will fall with Palin in Nov. He's taking her down with him because CrashNBurn is total fucking asshole. He doesn't give a shit about her political career, her family, Republicans, or this country. His prize is the presidency before the fun machine shits and dies. Tonight he threw a tantrum and canceled the Larry King show tonight because a CNN was asking tough questions. There's a level-headed leader for you.

What hypocritical bull. For fifteen years the republicans have thrived by whipping up the flames of divisive partisanship, saying you're either on the republican side, or you're on the America-hating, family-destroying, faith-mocking, military-dissing socialist elitist side. And NOW that their side has been revealed for the failure it is, candidates have to run away from their record. Oh, McCain's an AMERICAN, not a republican! Horse sh*t. This maverick (not) supported the Bush agenda the whole way, and policy-wise is promising more of the same. Here's a clue: If you want to work with the other side of the aisle, ELECT one.

Tony @ 75:

Man, I'm honestly kind of disgusted by some of the comments on here toward Palin's daughter. If you want to point out the whole "abstinence isn't an answer!" thing then great, I think that's completely valid. Focusing on that stuff is what leads to kids thinking that drinking a capful of freaking Mountain Dew can prevent pregnancy like they were reporting in Florida a while back.

But Girls Gone Wild? Slutty? Shit happens. I'd hate to be some of you if these things ever happen in your families.

People want women to be chosen based upon their professional background and then people here are turning around and judging these people almost entirely on a mistake her daughter made. Give me a break. Concentrate on how she's simply unqualified for this position and perhaps the ridiculousness of her family even being in this situation given her beliefs on absintence, but the rest of these insults? Come on.

shes a skanky ho who slept with the bad boy in town cuz she couldnt handle being a good girl

im so sick of this we have to be above the fray bullshit

she is no different than jamie lynn spears

which means...the culture war has been won by the hollywood types and the rest of you fucks can leave my country

I CALL FOR ONE GIANT ORGY

did any of the msm follow up the speech showing holy joe praising obama back when obama was campaigning for him?

guess not

joe...you better pray hard that mcoldnastyman wins

cuz you are now persona non grata

Hey, Palin's daughter would not be an issue if the REPUBLICANS hadn't made "family values" and the "character issue" major campaign themes. Live by sactimonious judging; die by sactimonious judging. No, I don't approve of the nasty names, but the republicans are the ones who have reduced politics to this junior high-school level. Thanks, Atwater. Thanks, Rove. Congratulations on your genius getting abyssmal failures into power.

SOOOO, Let's see, " Sen. Joseph Lieberman says he supports McCain because “country matters more than party” and McCain is the person to break through the partisan divide."

Yeah. Right.

He means HIS COUNTRY OF ISRAEL matters more than a party and he is sticking to the party that will continue to wage war on the world as a proxy state for Israel.

Is lieberman capable of opening his mouth without lying?

craven pandering Zionist.

He's just a bitter man trying to get back at those who embarrassed him. His delusions dont change the polls.

Hey Lieberman, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out the door.

Joe LIEberman speaks out of his a$$. That's pretty much where his head's located as well.

Joe Lieberman Tinker,Taylor,Senator,Spy.

Scott @ 126:

Hey, Palin's daughter would not be an issue if the REPUBLICANS hadn't made "family values" and the "character issue" major campaign themes. Live by sactimonious judging; die by sactimonious judging. No, I don't approve of the nasty names, but the republicans are the ones who have reduced politics to this junior high-school level. Thanks, Atwater. Thanks, Rove. Congratulations on your genius getting abyssmal failures into power.

Couldn't agree more. The Republicans are the ones who made family values an issue, and condemned everyone else who they felt didn't measure up to their standards. Now the shoe is on the other foot, and they want to call for 'civility' and 'decency' in the discourse, and leave 'family issues' out of the campaign? I don't think so.

Same thing with the experience argument. They hate it when their own arguments are used against them!

bossjames @ 133:

Joe Lieberman Tinker,Tailor,Senator,Spy.

dennis @ 21:

Joe delivers Florida. No worries there.

eeew... I smell troll. I don't think Joe delivers anything, except perhaps many untruths and a wagonload of lies.

fedup @ 52:

McCain at the Naval Academy, 898 classmates, he graduated 894th. Enough said !!!

He sure as hell isn't a leader...

I was really, really hoping McSame would pick LIEberman for Veep. I wanted him to be the only two-time, different party VP candidate who was the main reason the BOTH tickets from different parties lost the election......to ensure his legacy of a back-stabbing, smug, self-centered moron.

Uncle Joe Mccarthy @ 124:

Tony @ 75:

Man, I'm honestly kind of disgusted by some of the comments on here toward Palin's daughter. If you want to point out the whole "abstinence isn't an answer!" thing then great, I think that's completely valid. Focusing on that stuff is what leads to kids thinking that drinking a capful of freaking Mountain Dew can prevent pregnancy like they were reporting in Florida a while back.

But Girls Gone Wild? Slutty? Shit happens. I'd hate to be some of you if these things ever happen in your families.

People want women to be chosen based upon their professional background and then people here are turning around and judging these people almost entirely on a mistake her daughter made. Give me a break. Concentrate on how she's simply unqualified for this position and perhaps the ridiculousness of her family even being in this situation given her beliefs on absintence, but the rest of these insults? Come on.

shes a skanky ho who slept with the bad boy in town cuz she couldnt handle being a good girl

im so sick of this we have to be above the fray bullshit

she is no different than jamie lynn spears

which means...the culture war has been won by the hollywood types and the rest of you fucks can leave my country

I CALL FOR ONE GIANT ORGY

Um...get off my lawn? Jeez.

Miatch @ 74:

John J @ 61:

National Enquirer (Did The Edward's Affair) has reporters up North, Supposedly they found juicy details and dirty secrets.

Babygate
*Sarah Palin attempted to quietly have her daughter Bristol get married before news of her pregnancy leaked out
*Palin planned for the wedding to take place right after the Republican National Convention and then she was going to announce the pregnancy.
*But Bristol, 17, refused to go along with the plan and that sparked a mother-daughter showdown over the failed coverup.
*The ultra-conservative governor’s announcement about her daughter’s pregnancy came hours after The ENQUIRER informed her representatives and family members of Levi Johnston, the father of Bristol’s child, that we were aware of the pregnancy and were going to break the news.
*In a preemptive strike Palin released the news, creating political shockwaves.

Also people are so mad about troopergate in Alaska that everyone is coming forth with details and stories about Palin and her scandalous ways.
NE promise more to come!

Can we leave this crap for the Enquirer? We don't need to discus them here, there are millions of better issues to crush the republicans than this crap. I don't want to know about her family problems, they are none of my business.

thats right...god forbid that we should find out that the possible future vp has raised a ho

maybe if more people knew about jenna's carousing and had seen her bush before the election, big bush never woulda made it past the nominating process

bad people raised fucked up kids

good girls dont let the town bad boy stick it to them

thats right...i live in the 19th century, where all good girls are chaste...

a couple things, someone says Joe doesn't have any balls-look in his mouth, stupit. Secondly, for those complaining that we should stick strictly to the issues, I went to Newsbusters (right-wing blog) and saw Obama referred to as the "chocolate President" You can sense the frustration(fear?) of not being able to scream the word they really want to use.

I liked it when he referred to himself as "it": "You don't know how much it appreciates... I mean I appreciate it..."
Freudian slip?

Tony @ 77:

Man, I'm honestly kind of disgusted by some of the comments on here toward Palin's daughter. If you want to point out the whole "abstinence isn't an answer!" thing then great, I think that's completely valid. Focusing on that stuff is what leads to kids thinking that drinking a capful of freaking Mountain Dew can prevent pregnancy like they were reporting in Florida a while back.

But Girls Gone Wild? Slutty? Shit happens. I'd hate to be some of you if these things ever happen in your families.

People want women to be chosen based upon their professional background and then people here are turning around and judging these people almost entirely on a mistake her daughter made. Give me a break. Concentrate on how she's simply unqualified for this position and perhaps the ridiculousness of her family even being in this situation given her beliefs on absintence, but the rest of these insults? Come on.

I agree that Democrats should concentrate on how Palin is simply unqualified for this position, kind of like Republicans concentrated on how unqualified Al Gore was to be president. I seem to remember that the Republican's main arguments against Gore was that he was part of an administration where the president had consensual sex with another adult and that Bush was going to bring dignity and honor back to the Whitehouse.

Who cares what this pissant says. He's a loser, just like King George and just like Fred Thompson.

Is Liberman's action news to anybody? Haven't dems been saying this for the last couple of years. I am not saying this to slur any member of the public.....but this applies to him. He finally came out.

Lieberman called himself a Democrat. Actually, he is an independent. As pointed out earlier, he lost the Democratic primary.

Gee whiz, there is just too much fornicating going on!

Seriously, does anybody know if Lieberman is on Vallium? MASSIVE AMOUNTS of Vallium?

They were so worried about The Shrub being the skunk at their picnic that they locked him up in a closet in the White House, and played a pre-recorded speech that they made with a wax-dummy automaton from Disneyland. But I doubt any of them thought it would be LIEBERMAN and his nerve-gas-like effect on the audience that would bring the convention to a screeching halt. (Did you notice they didn't even bother to give him a back drop on the jumbotron? Just a blue screen which I can't wait for Colbert to use.)

By the way, I just figured out who Joe Lieberman reminds me of! You know that little SLUG-LIKE guy with the thick glasses who sometimes appears on the Simpsons? Does anybody know what that character's name is? Well, if McCain is Abe Simpson, Lieberman is THAT guy.

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