The Daily Show's Jason Jones "may have found a conservative paradise in the most unexpected place -- mother Russia."
JONES: In the old days, conservatives would yell at liberal Commies, "Go back to Russia!" Well, now it seems the red scare has become the ultimate red state.
If Sean Hannity still wants to move out of New York, there's your dream land buddy. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.