The Daily Show: Indecision 2009 - Local Election Results
By Heather Thursday Nov 05, 2009 2:28pmFrom The Daily Show:
The losers of the New Jersey, Virginia and New York elections become winners thanks to some turd polishing.
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The losers of the New Jersey, Virginia and New York elections become winners thanks to some turd polishing.
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Mike Bloomberg connects with the common man, Jon Corzine attacks Chris Christie's waistline, and Doug Hoffman passes Glenn Beck's test.
TBogg: The beatings will continue until morale improves
skippy the bush kangaroo: How Goldman Sachs bet on America failing
The Bobblespeak Translations: Face the Nation with Joe Lieberman
field negro: Pastor, please don't shoot, you might hit the usher
ANNALS OF JOURNALISM: California AG Brown illegally taped reporters...Not a news organization...Jon Stewart breaks it down...Inside Iraq...Media failure compounds the financial failure...NPR gets it wrong...Sometimes, opinion kills...Moonie Times reaches out to Tea Partiers...Shielding reporters and bloggers...Short on facts...Phony AP fact check...Fred Hiatt's strange argument...Early Glenn Beck footage located...Budding journos
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George W. Bush breaks his silence to speak at the live equivalent of a creepy low budget infomercial for exercise equipment you'll never use.
Jon Stewart rips old "Pony Express" John McCain for stepping into the void left by Ted Stevens and his support of the "Internet Freedom Act of 2009".

For a Politico feature asking TV hosts who their favorite guests were, one might expect to hear big dogs like Bill Clinton or George HW Bush (Greta Van Susteren's favorite), or Jon Stewart (Howie Kurtz's) or even a little starstruck eye candy like Angelina Jolie (Wolf Blitzer's). But Mika Brzezinski's answer scares me most of all:
Brzezinski jumps at the chance to name Pat Buchanan “because he says what we are all thinking.” But as her father is former National Security Adviser Zbigniew Brzezinski, she has to pause: “Should I say my dad?”
Oh holy FSM. Buchanan says what we're all thinking? Does that mean that we're all a bunch of misogynistic, isolationist , Hitler-apologizing bigots, or can we just limit that to Uncle Pat and Mika?
We all think like Pat Buchanan? As David Weigel says, I don't think that's true.
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Al Franken proposes getting rid of the old "it's OK if you get raped" clause in government contracts, but 30 Republicans object.
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Fox News ignores the gay rights march in D.C., but finds an empty sidewalk after the New Jersey "Obama song" protest worthy of live coverage.
From The Daily Show: "Larry Wilmore performs magic tricks to show white people how to play the race card."
Wilmore: Did you see that? He's plaing the race card. And he's not the only one.
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Don't back down! You can't play the race card and then just take it back because it sounded stupid!
From The Daily Show Oct. 6, 2009. Jon Stewart whacks President Obama for saying he's got too much on his plate to revoke "don't ask, don't tell".
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Rio de Janeiro claims the 2016 Olympics because of its compelling presentation and its new Double Dome Stadium.
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Tea partiers give some advice to G20 Summit protesters: stay on message and get promoted by a major news outlet.
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President Obama makes a case for the Olympics in Copenhagen, leading Republicans and the media to ask if he's ignoring more important issues.
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The Democratic supermajority fails to pass health care reform, but succeeds in funding abstinence-only education.
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Sean Hannity blames the drought affecting California farmers on the government and a tiny fish.