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Well, it's official. The Quitter's done.

On Monday night, she went on Faux News and begged Florida Republicans to vote Gingrich.

PALIN: You gotta rage against the machine at this point in order to defend our republic and save what is good and prosperous about our nation...So, if for no other reason, rage against the machine -- vote for Newt! Annoy a liberal -- vote Newt! Keep this vetting process going, keep the debate going.

Yes, annoy a liberal -- vote Newt. Because, as everyone knows, what liberals fear the most is a protracted, bloody Republican primary followed by the thrice-married, ethically challenged, hugely unpopular Gingrich facing Obama in November.

That would be so annoying!

Anyway, Florida Republicans apparently don't give a damn what The Quitter thinks -- because after her shrill pleas, Willard promptly kicked Newt's ample butt.

I blame the liberal media, the GOP establishment -- and also, too, ACORN.

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Samson-'s picture

send a condolence card to the national media, they must be taking this hard

buck up fellas, maybe you can bring back sam 'poser' wurzelbacher?

dumbstruck's picture

...as in "the Plumber"


Lower the retirement age.

Samson-'s picture

soon to be 'hank the politician', or something

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0212/723...

GNUGUY's picture

she was dead in the water six months ago. Newton Leroy is the one that is irrelevant NOW the news is only reporting on him because it is easier then working as a journalist.

to journalists, works.


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

Smith_1's picture

works too.

....what The Quitter thinks -
as she laughs all the way to the bank.


Lower the retirement age.

Nobody for President's picture

Pegging the dipshit meter, Sarah.

flag_bible_gun's picture

really sarah? Rage against the machine? I did a check back 30 years and the only links to 'Rage against the machine' were the band. Once again, Palin has no idea what she was referencing. She liked the way it sounded? ya by golly, it's kinda gotta cool wasilla hillbilly ring to it dontcha know, eh?

Rage Against The Machine: Bulls On Parade
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-58-36lSqG4
"Weapons not food, not homes, not shoes
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal
I walk tha corner to tha rubble that used to be a library
Linin' to the mind cemetery now
What we don't know keeps tha contracts alive an movin'
They don't gotta burn tha books they just remove 'em
While arms warehouses fill as quick as tha cells
Rally round tha family, pockets full of shells"

Rage Against The Machine: Know Your Enemy
"Now action must be taken
We don't need the key
We'll break in
Come on!
Yes I know my enemies
They're the teachers who taught me to fight me
Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission
Ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite
All of which are American dreams"


Wall Street is just a parasite on the actual labor and investments of average Americans.
Banks play with futures, debt paper, complex financial instruments, and other peoples incomes.
Sell 'em short & help 'em crash - Tear 'em apart & sell the pieces

iTod's picture

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Edited for wrapping-Sitemonitor]

Just when I was starting to think it was getting enjoyably quiet on the Sarah Palin front, she opens up her considerable mouth, and sticks her foot back in there deeper than previously imagined as possible.
Please, Sarah, go ahead and let the door hit you on your way out.

LadyJ's picture

Her 15 minutes are over...about 14-1/2 minutes too long. I can't wait to see the movie Game Change, with Julieanne Moore playing Sarah!


If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane~ Jimmy Buffett

nylund's picture

Whenever Earth Hour (or Earth Day) roles around, the right wing sites go nuts with these ideas that they should spend the whole time just driving around in circles in their SUV's just to offset the energy savings of liberals. It costs them time and money, but they seem to think it's a wonderful idea because it "annoys liberals." In fact, a majority of their reasoning seems to increasingly be based simply on that idea. "What will annoy liberals the most?" Not what is best for the country, or heck, even what's best for them. Simply, what will annoy liberals? Heck, people like Ann Coulter have made entire careers out of it.

In some ways, it's nice to finally hear one of them admit that this stupid idea really is their most fundamental guiding principle. I mean, what's more fundamental in politics than voting? And what should your reasoning be based on? Who it annoys.

And who said they weren't the party of ideas?

Proud American Liberal's picture

...Sara showing up at the Pearly Gates? St. Peter says to her, "What good and loving deeds have you done in your life?" Sara replies " Annoy Liberals". St. Peter: "YOU GO TO HELL!"

ikalbertus's picture

with way more maturity than these people. They have the minds of children.

cycle3man's picture

Get back to your real love:
SHOOTING BEARS FROM A HELICOPTER!

Mr zandrininet's picture

...irrelevant or irrespective or something!

Loki's picture

I wouldn't turn your back on her just yet. I still expect her to make a 3rd party run.

Smith_1's picture

Let's hope that she does!

glogrrl's picture

a Trump-Palin ticket!

Yikes!!


“The greatest evildoers are those who don’t remember because they have never given thought to the matter, and, without remembrance, nothing can hold them back,”

newms50's picture

Ok Palin you redneck imbicile, now STFU and go away

Liberal AND Proud's picture

Playboy shoot in 5..4..3..


Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.

Samson-'s picture

or flint will out bid heff

Geronimo.'s picture

That might be a comfortable thought, but she is so rich of these last 4 years that she probably never has to work again in her life if she doesn't want to.


"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

Liberal AND Proud's picture

Grifter gotta grift. If she can't, then grifter gotta strip.


Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.

Tim REALLY misses Japan's picture

Unless she plans on working the weekday morning shift.


"Better." It's what we should ask of ourselves and of our leaders.

Nangleator's picture

Hef's team's been practicing up for getting some Lohan ready for their pages. They're up for the challenge, as are their supercomputers.

Liberal AND Proud's picture

Oh please, Vikki LaMotta was 51 when she posed for Playboy.


Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.

miss_kitty's picture

Photoshop.

ricky's picture

.


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

of Alaska is always a hazardous undertaking but I'll guess that "liberal" is a generic insult to the right wingers and I'm thinking the liberals she hopes to annoy are the establishment Republicans.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

dsmith's picture

Palin reminds me of Ted Baxter from the Mary Tyler Moore Show. In one episode, after a series of blunders on the air, Mr. Grant complained about their ratings going up. Mary said, "You should be glad our ratings are up." Lou Grant responded, "Not when people are tuning in to see what kind of blunder Ted is going to make next!"

That's sort of the way I look at Sarah now. She is comedy relief for the republican primaries.


don smith

Dave Wolf's picture

Is it me, or does anyone else get disturbed by Palin's cold dead eyes to scream "there is no thought processes occuring between my ears!" All she needs is puppet strings, or a little more zombifications...

LadyJ's picture

That's what I call them. Rick Perry has the same flat look. If the eyes are the window to the soul, then these people have dead souls. Thank God they're both history. What damage would they have done to this country.


If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane~ Jimmy Buffett

bmw 528's picture

And Callista-bot Gingrich too.


"We will find fulfillment not in the goods that we have, but in the good we can do for each other."

Robert F. Kennedy

Dead eyes, dead souls.


Janek

Liberal AND Proud's picture

"Dead eyes...like a doll's eyes." - Capt. Quint


Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.

....fare well and adieu to you lady of wasilla...
...for we've received orders to sail back to reality..
..but we hope never again to hear your idiot noise.

I'm not going to waste my time arguing with a woman who's lining up to be a hot lunch.


Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"

CanadaGoose's picture

The "Vote for Newt" comes from a place most of us don't live -- or even visit. Palin genuinely thinks Newt is a scholar, perhaps even an intellectual. She also believes that Newt would win a debate against President Obama. Remember -- Newt is a stupid person's idea of what a smart person sounds like.

Yes, many idiots think Newt is brilliant. They can go on thinking it because reality remains the same. Newt is an arrogant, dumb bully and most of the population sees it very very clearly.

docb's picture

$$$ and the attack ads that he bought....Now we have proof he does not care about the 46 million POOR in this country and the 1 in 4 children going hungry daily!

At least you know what newt is...no one has a clue as to the political and professional values of mitt but they are the same..HE WILL SCREW ANYONE FOR PERSONAL PROFIT!

Palin aside ...her pleas were at least honest.....she sees another hollow core in mitt like the image in her mirror!

Tim REALLY misses Japan's picture

That impresses me so.


"Better." It's what we should ask of ourselves and of our leaders.

try to deal with foreigners who don't speak English: They just talk louder.

Newt is like that.....he thinks that if he yells angrily, people will think he's smart. Sorry, Newt.....it just makes you look even more stupid and disgusting...and BTW, Calista must have a lot of Tiffany jewelry from that half-million dollar revolving account....must why she lets you sleep with her. Myself, there's not enough jewelry in the world to entice me to do that. I wouldn't touch you with a 10 mile pole.


“The greatest evildoers are those who don’t remember because they have never given thought to the matter, and, without remembrance, nothing can hold them back,”

the American people by Grumpy McGramps. If I never see her again, it will be way way way too soon.

biff's picture

"Palin calls Newt a tool."

Liberal AND Proud's picture

Palin callin' for more tool.

Fixed it for ya.


Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.

Blue Lensman's picture

..Sister Sarah is still the master of (unintentionally) annoying liberals . . and everyone else.

starbrite's picture

after all her screeching and losing - again - it shows she's become nothing any serious politician wants in his/her corner, backing them. wonder how much longer ole rupie's going to put up with her. she's loaded up her PAC, so maybe it's time to hit the road with her 'family' and get an all expense paid trip - also it will give her time to remind those who still even remember her, that's she still around - not important - just still out there - putting in her wise words of wisdom from a quitter 1/2 term gov, and loser in the race to have her become v.p. sorry, loser, your time is long over - just tell the ex-first dud that he's backing a loser, no, not you, newtie.

ScottRS's picture

Remember "Operation (sic) Chaos" Limbaugh was fecklessly blathering about at length back in the day, with his brainless little minions pulling primary ballots for Hillary Clinton to mess up the convention? Wonder if we can pull one for the Newtster and then...

surfjac's picture

Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"

Blue Lensman's picture

..is that subtle difference between Raging Against the Machine and
Pulling Out All the Stops to be Part of the Machine.

shaggles's picture

Sarah Who?

Shade Tail's picture

So, since we agree she's irrelevant, can we please stop talking about her? Dump her unless and until she actually does something newsworthy.

JonBoy's picture

When was she ever relevant to normal Americans?

dookiestix's picture

as stupid continues to be. Hello, America.

NavSpecWarVet's picture

"gotta rage against the machine" and "annoy a liberal." All this idiot does is repeat bumper stickers.

miss_kitty's picture

You're so mean to Ke$ha to do that.

NavSpecWarVet's picture

I've seen her referred to as "Dollar Sarah" elsewhere. Would do anything for a dollar.

dookiestix's picture

"fare" and balanced...

One of my personal criteria in evaluating someone's character is how someone treats his/her mate. After all, if someone treats the person he/she is sleeping with like dirt, how can you trust them to treat you any better.

carlkeys's picture

Since Mrs. Stupid (Palin, as she is called in these parts) wants to "annoy a liberal," it was/is only fitting to #AnnoySarahPalin on Twitter. Search #AnnoySarahPalin , there are some good Tweets!

the nasty vindictive Newt.

Odds are she convinced exactly no one to change a vote to the mutant chordate Newt.

Limp-Dick Blimpaugh's picture

Palin always was terribly irrelevant, but the Reslug fools just didn't understand that. Now everybody knows for sure.

Tilly's picture

Mike Ditka defended her on a sports broadcast once, early on in Sister Sarah's national career. Of course, Coach D has an IQ bordering on low-grade imbecile. But, the grrl just doesn't grow on ya. She's never read a book in her life, never read anything, I seriously doubt whether she can read or write, and that's not a slam on illiterates because she's a college graduate, for Christ's sakes, and I'm not. But, over time, after her Supermarket's Sweep flash, trash, and cash grabathon , after her grisly, cowardly, giggling, murder an elk for TV ratings grotesquerie - her personality has just gotten more repulsive and stupider every day, Yakkety-yak, bleat, projectile vomit, squat on the sidewalk and defecate bad. That's who she is, what she is, and everybody knows it. The best thing that could happen would be for an elk, a wolf, and a bear to corner her and her idiot husband and tear them to pieces. And, then for the rain to cleanse away the toxins.


Tilly

rjw918's picture

Ahhh, who is this article about, exactly? The name doesn't ring a bell.

Schmice's picture

The word is pundits. No second "n" in the word. She is truly inarticulate. Does anybody have the guts to tell her that?

bigmurr's picture

I should have known, right from the beginning when I read FAUX News that this article was slanted. Why cannot news agency's just report the NEWS rather than slant and shape it. Ample butt! Grow the "F" up!