I came across this photo and sent it to my Photoshopper buddies for magic or captioning. Driftglass calls it "Wasilla's Sense of Snowe," and the photoshops came in from Zaius, Tengrain, D-Cap, Darkblack, and Mark Hoback at Fried Green Al-Qaedas.
Open Thread and your captions below (keep it clean).
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How clean?
Corruption favors the wealthy.
pure as Snowe
me-oww!
:)
Corruption favors the wealthy.
SNOWE: Look, Sarah, as long as you're young and cute, you've got it made in politics. If you can shake your booty a little like DeLay did, then the whole conservative world will swoon over you.
PALIN: Shake my booty? You've gotta be kiddin'! This suit is so tight that if I make one bad move, my tits will explode!
"When I said he was out to screw the Amurican people, I had no idea! I may detest every cotton-picken' thing he stands for, but wow, what a ginormus schlong! Cut me a piece of that - you can't get that in Wasilla! Ya sure, ya betcha!"
Alan Grayson for President, Elizabeth Warren for Vice President, and Paul Krugman for Secretary of the Treasury!
OMG, I look so pretty! We don't have these clothes in Wasilla; can I keep them?
LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=518XP8prwZo
Kseniya Simonova is a sand animator. She is also the 2009 winner of Ukraine’s Got Talent. She works with sand on an illuminated board with overhead projection and a soundtrack. Through sand and sound she tells of the Nazi invasion and occupation of the Ukraine in which 8 to 11 million Ukrainians (including over a half a million Jews) were killed out of a population of about 42 million.
But while Ms. Simonova’s talent at drawing intricate and poignant pictures in the sand is amazing in and of itself, it is the progression of her images in perfect time to music which so moves and enchants. The images flow as if the sand itself were being played as a musical instrument. Included is an orchestral version of Metallica’s Nothing Else Matters.
The artist herself is stunning, yet in the passion of her work she achieves a beauty that transcends the physical. She effortlessly creates, then destroys, then recreates one masterpiece after another through subtle evolutions, literally explosive transformations, and everything in between. As Jgoo24 crudely, but accurately, notes in the comments to the YouTube video: “sand is her bitch.”
She fearlessly plumbs the deepest of human emotions universal and integral to her Ukrainian audience. By the end of the performance they are standing, applauding, and crying. By the time she blows out the candle you might be too.
Over two and a half million hits so far.
Corruption favors the wealthy.
What an amazing lady with such incredible talent
She is incredible! I've never, ever seen anything like that.
Thank you, fiver!
Here's some more.
Corruption favors the wealthy.
That was pretty cool. Thanks for posting.
far left loon >.<
Thanks.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
first class + , thanks for posting .
Have you seen he without leg , she without arm ? , a ballet .
every time you throw a little mud , you lose a little ground .
~
Corruption favors the wealthy.
NICE!!!
Some stuff you can't make up!
You have a connection for methamphetamines
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f79IlXM9oNA
Taxi drivers to boycott Hyatt over firings
Power To The People!
When will government of the people, by the politicians, for the corporations perish from this Earth?
Not soon enough!
people are finally catching on about what union busting has been about. POWER TO THE PEOPLE AND THE UNIONS.
Then I could boycott them!
me-oww!
The reason these companies are losing money, is because corporate America has wiped out the middle class. These stupid greedy jackasses will never learn, that's why we need unions to make a huge comeback in this country.
If I were a psychopath, I would join the republican party, and get in on the gravy train taking the Teabircher morons to the cleaners.
We sure do need unions, in bad financial times corporateists squeeze the life blood out of employees and suck their wages dry. How is it that stupid people start corporations and refuse to pay living wages to the workers who are the life blood of a corporation, not the bloated CEO's who do nothing but glamour, vanity, Ms. Amerika pagents. It's called biting your nose to spite your face. Yep, CEO country.
You don't have to let them know that, just tell them you will not stay there (miss_kitty). I was looking for a contact email. These kind of stories really tick me off. A guy/gal's gotta have a job to live. It's a simple fact.
We are robots/machines to these
peoplecorporations, not humans.far left loon >.<
Snowe: Tom Delay's on the phone and wants to know if you'd be his next dancin' partner?
SP: Golly, Oly, I'm almost speechless.
Good One!
Still laughing ...................
"Look Tom, I washed my hands before supper".
"You've Won a BRAND.NEW.CAR!"
This way out of the Governor's mansion Mrs. Palin...don't let the door hit you in the a$$ on the way out.
Good one!
The lie I told about "death panels" was this big...
From FireDogLake Channel at YouTube:
Law & Order: John Yoo ripped from the headlines - good faith and the Ticking Time Bomb
When will government of the people, by the politicians, for the corporations perish from this Earth?
Not soon enough!
What's up bitches?
of my Healthcare Plan? I call it Operation Snow-Job.
OMG Olympia!!! NO! I don't want to look like you when I get old!!! Leave me alone!
Olympia to Sarah: "Hey, looky! There's Mark Sanford!"
Good one!!!!!!!!!!!...........:)
Snowe; No, no thats Russia over there
Palin; Oh I thought that was the Cascades.
Snowe: So first you cup their health package like this, squeeze it a bit until they whimper,then say "Blue Dog says SIT!"
Palin: Than you smash them like this!
S: Russia's over here, ya twit.
P: Oh, yeah!!
What do you mean, the Wizard won't give me a real brain?
YOULLLLL
BEEEEEE
SWELL...
Can't we get away from these two bimbo bums.
Senator Snowe unveils the new improved "ROBO-CUDA" Version 2.0. The best minds of the GOP have deleted the "rogue" program, but still have not worked out the kinks in the "walk and chew gum at the same time" subroutine, rendering its movements too animatronic for public display.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...SARIA
SARIA (Sung to the tune of Maria)
I feel petty,
Oh, so petty,
I feel petty and shitty and slight!
And I pity
Any girl who is like me tonight.
I feel like arming,
Right wing arming
It's alarming how arming I feel!
I'm so petty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.
See the petty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that narcissistic girl be?
Such a petty face,
Such a petty dress,
Such a petty smile,
Such a petty me!
I feel cunning
Quite like lying,
Feel like quitting and chanting for joy,
For I'm loved
By a petty wonderful toy! Oy!
Educate and inform the whole mass of the people... They are the only sure reliance for the preservation of our liberty.
Thomas Jefferson
I like your particular rendition, Bag-O-Soup!
:)
"And over here is OUR turkey processing factory...."
Figurines
"They pour syrup on shit and tell us it's hotcakes." Meteor Blades
EEK! Everybody RUN! It's one of Dr. Franklin's "fem-bots" from "The Bionic Woman"!
Snowe: Just go away! We have a 17% approval rating.
Palin: 17%!? They love me! They really love me!
I've got 12 inch...er %.
The percentage of Boner's brain in use.
and the IQ of those that gave him that much approval.
Too much credit, dear. Far too much credit!
was just a guess. I may have given them to much credit.
Russia was over this way.
Website || Twitter
The clues are over this way - i know you've always wanted one...
It'll cost a quarter!
me-oww!
That's tough.
What's tough?
Life.
What's Life?
A magazine.
How much does it cost?
A quarter.
Gee, I only have a dime.
"They pour syrup on shit and tell us it's hotcakes." Meteor Blades
...to write a caption for that and keep it clean.
But Mr. Zappa said it quite well in a song: "What's the ugliest part of your body? Some say your nose, some say your toes, but I think it's your mind."
and so appropriate. I was just listening to Imaginary Diseases yesterday, one of those albums I never really got into before, some amazing music.
They are sniffing at your campaign slug trail again Sarah and they love it.
A certain anti-Moore site plays the "too much government is why we're in a crash, and not socialism" meme, while ironically proving Moore's point that our economic system does not represent the greater interests of the American public at large. Obama talks health care w/ the Congressional Black Caucus. Antidepressants hurt the hearts of newborns? J+J recalls children's medicine. Walmart hates history. Heckuva job, Arnie and Jeb. Californians and Floridians are moving out of their states in greater numbers. Oh, and Arnie's talk with Eunice Shriver's ghost prompted him to save some disabled people from being evicted, but not to save everyone else in the state. School drinking water across the country is contaminated. People cut off from the two Koreas reunite. A judge mocks our "evidence" on a Kuwaiti detainee, while a defense attorney is wondering if we have any evidence at all on an Afghan immigrant we're accusing of bomb-making. Meanwhile, the guy who built Gitmo says we lost the moral high ground. Palindrone got paid to criticize Obama.
The landing page has 4 "Obama Care: Stop Him" ads on it, showing Barack Obama with a superior sneer (because he is so elite, compared to John Sydney McCain III, the common man) and a surgeon's cap.
This is absolutely silly advertising, but why on this website/ Is Crooks & Liars being targeted? Doesn't it have control over the ads that appear on it's website?
Click on me, baby, because you are so stupid and I need to send a penny to this dickless company that would sign up to get this shit.
"Let's talk dirty to the animals"
we can compare our triggers while looking over to Canada!
But he still took time to be a substitute teacher.
On Facebook.
I did that.
I also foster an orphaned elephant in Africa (the country).
Sarah, where in the hell do you see Russia?
Snowe- "So tell the Republican constituency what you are going to do for them!"
Molly McMooseturd- "Hey everybody, I went fishin' and..."
"That's right, honey! Keep going... You strayed into reality for a minute; Wacko-Land is back this way!"
for making me laugh
You're welcome.
Marc Faber: Capitalistic System Will Collapse, "Future Will Be A Total Disaster" (VIDEO)
In this month's issue of The Gloom, Boom & Doom Report, Marc Faber issued one of the gloomiest, most depressing takes on the financial crisis and its impact. Faber said that the future, "will be a total disaster, with a collapse of our capitalistic system as we know it today, wars, massive government debt defaults and the impoverishment of large segments of Western society."
Some stuff you can't make up!
Honey, anyone can shoot a wolf from a helicopter...but I'll get you a trigger no one can pull!
Caption:
- Where's my brain?
- Maybe you put it over there...
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Palin + The Godfather = Laughs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeexpavS_8k
Snowe: "How much money did you make over there in China for bad mouthing your country and President"?
Palin: "THIS BIG MUCH, no kidding."
"Pure as the driven slush."
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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
uh huh !
every time you throw a little mud , you lose a little ground .
Oh, you mean "your" Right!
Gee wilikers, Olympia, the bags of money those li'l nippers loaded onto my plane were this big around! Who knew that bashing America on foreign soil could be so lucrative!
mooseturd pie my fav .
every time you throw a little mud , you lose a little ground .
Palin: The distance from Russia to Alaska is this far on the map in the governor's house.
Palin: I gotta have someone decapitating turkeys or some helpless animal in th background, you betcha! Who is that lady? She looks like the wicked witch of the east . . .
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that! " ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
Snow: "Would you PULEEZE remove yourself from this national stage!?!"
Palin: "Ya-but... I still get a check for a celebrity WALK-ON, right?"
To my new salon , I've named it crosshairs .
every time you throw a little mud , you lose a little ground .
Snowe-Palin discussion about Health Care
nt
every time you throw a little mud , you lose a little ground .
Health Care? These people don't need no stinkin doctors.
Thom Hartmann: Must see! The TRUE story of the Boston Tea Party
Palin: No really, Olympia, I'm serious! between my hands? Between my ears! Nothin!
It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
-George Carlin
Happy Yom Kippur Sarah! I got you your own press corp to fulfill your vision of winking our nation back to health!
"I'm a tampon, GET IT???"
Obama is not only not a socialist, he's not even a particularly progressive capitalist. He is part of the neo-liberal camp that has undermined the limited social-democratic character of the New Deal consensus, which dominated in the United States up until the so-called "Reagan revolution." Read more
Is it the 21st century yet?
He'd ask me about the Boosh Doctrine?
What is your conceptual, continuity?
For the talent part.
What is your conceptual, continuity?
Snowe, "What the hell were you thinking of, fooling around with Levi while running for Vice-President?"
.
Palin, "Thinking of? His Husky is this big!"
And I like it doggie style.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
The tea bagging welcoming committee is right this way.
I hope that you brought your knee pads....Mr. DeLay is ready for you in the inner sanctum.
'Talk to the hand'
See, I wasn't snowing you. You can see Europe from here with your robo-eyes.
Mrs. Palin, I can show you how to play the Dems like fiddles.
I finally took a bath and brushed my teeth.
"They said on the sign outside that every dinner came with a free eggroll! When my egg foo moscow came---no eggroll."
The man said, "Hey, you Amellicans alway wan somthink".
I told the rickshaw guy, "Take me to the Peking Duck l'Orange Hotel, but we ended up at the Russian embassy".
"I asked the bartender for a Marguarita and he brought me a black russian, from Kenya".
"I'm gitting the pic-ture, alreadee, it's Todd, is creepin' everyone out in his camo's and carrying around that assault rifle."
Palin: Olympia, why in the world is that man handing you a pie?
"To my RIGHT, please! Could you PLEASE keep to my right, where you belong, Thank You?" (Alright; whatever!). "Well, maybe not THAT far."
Some of these bloggers are so bad with Photoshop that I have to wonder if they even have legal copies. They sure don't use it for work lol.
Palin: Try field dressing a moose [liberal] in these!
Snowe: You paid HOW MUCH? I just saw them in TJ Max for $99.99
Palin: So you also know how to field dressing a moose [liberal]?
Palin: Bristol says this dress is like waving a red flag in front of a bull moose.
Palin: Bristol says this dress got her lots of action, I wonder if it will work on Todd?
Snowe: Look what you're doing to the republican party!!!
Palin: I have no idea what you're talkin about!
"Right this way your ladyship!" "Thank you Drusella."
S: Your family can't keep flashing people
P: But the our church said its for purification besides Todd has plans for me and e-bay.
I put this on another thread yesterday, but it's appropriate here too. It was in a Wikpedia article about the old radio show Fibber McGee and Molly.
Teeny, also known as "Little Girl" and "Sis" (Marian Jordan) - a precocious youngster who was usually trying to cadge loose change from Fibber, and ending half her sentences with "I'm hungry!" and, especially, "I betcha!" Teeny was also known to lose track of her own conversations. When Fibber tried to show interest in what she was saying, she would seem to forget all about it. Her conversation would switch from telling about to asking about whatever it was. Then, when Fibber would repeat all she had been telling him, Teeny would reply "I know it!" in a condescending way.
Remind you of anyone?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
" Do women bring difference than men to political representation" ?
"You've come a long way, baby!" (From the Virginia Slims smoking advertisement.)
Nice ad fighting against Healthcare reform Crooks and Liars. I see it was paid for by Doctors with Monacles.
Or as I call them, Doctors With Mono.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Quasimodo tastes have never been quite up to everyone else's.
Snowe: Your Highness, the peasants await.
Palin: I know...Why are you still here, Snowe?
Olympia Snowe shows Canada to Sarah Palin
"Duh-HEE!"
Palin: "And a told a WHOPPER of a lie this big.... and they still bought it!"
Snowe: "I know!"
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