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Andrew Cuomo pulls out the Dukakis playbook

I normally wouldn't worry too much about one poll showing Andrew Cuomo beating racist thug Carl Paladino by a mere six points. But when you combine it with Cuomo's eerily familiar campaign style, it's time to get worried.


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Stung by Carl Paladino's below-the-belt attacks, an angry Andrew Cuomo summoned his war council on Monday to figure out how to fight back against his slash-and-burn GOP rival.

"If a guy says you have no cojones, how do you punch him back, call him an a--hole?" the Democratic gubernatorial candidate fumed in a secret talk to his team, one insider said.

"We have all this stuff [on Paladino] and we're on the defensive," Cuomo groused, the insider added.

While Cuomo's adviser Ben Lawsky and his communications team of Marissa Shorenstein, Phil Singer and Josh Vlasto listened, the unhappy candidate wondered aloud what Paladino's pit bull campaign manager Michael Caputo would do with similar dirt.

The Democrat wields a 54%-to-38% lead in the latest Rasmussen Reports poll out Monday, making Team Cuomo reluctant to climb down into the mud and fight Paladino on what they say is his turf.

His staff stressed to Cuomo on Monday that they'd like to push the positive aspects of his agenda to the press, insiders revealed.

The brain trusters also mulled if they should start hitting back at Paladino, rather than leave it exclusively to campaign surrogates such as Democratic Party boss Jay Jacobs. They didn't reach a decision.

They also fretted about the pitfalls of repeatedly telling the press "no comment" to Paladino's broadsides - fearing the practice could ultimately turn the media against them.

Let's see: Not responding directly to personal attacks, high-minded statements about a "positive" agenda, an unwillingness to play gutter politics... why, all Cuomo needs to do is climb into a tank and put on an over-sized helmet!

Children, what's the first thing you do when a bully picks on you? That's right: you whack him right in the nose. Especially when the bully in question is a braying Banana Republican who screeches about the evils of Big Government even as he fights behind the scenes to keep his own chunk of the largesse off the chopping block. And oh, for good measure, he also sends around racist emails and videos depicting woman-on-horse action to his friends.

Let's remember how deftly Senator Jim Webb handled one George Felix Allen back in 2006:

Republican Sen. George Allen attacked his Democratic challenger's opposition to a flag-burning amendment, and James Webb retaliated by calling Allen a coward who sat out the Vietnam War "playing cowboy at a dude ranch in Nevada."

The statement by a senior adviser to Webb, a decorated veteran and former secretary of the Navy, went to extraordinary lengths to question Allen's fortitude, even repeatedly using the middle name the senator detests and never uses, Felix.

"While Jim Webb and others of George Felix Allen Jr.'s generation were fighting for our freedoms and for our symbols of freedom in Vietnam, George Felix Allen Jr. was playing cowboy at a dude ranch in Nevada," said Webb strategist Steve Jarding in the statement Tuesday....

"People who live in glass dude ranches should not question the patriotism of real soldiers who fought and bled for this country on a real battlefield," Jarding said.

This ain't rocket science, folks. When somebody calls you a wimp and you then spend days hemming and hawing over whether to respond to him, it makes you look like... a wimp! Fortunately, Paladino is a target-rich environment who offers plenty of fodder for counter punches. A few come to mind:

  • If Carl Paladino wants to talk about cojonies, maybe he could have the cojones to tell black people why he thinks stereotyping them as pimps and prostitutes is funny.
  • We've already had a governor who got in trouble because he had a thing for hookers. Do we really want to elect a guy who may have a thing for horses?
  • Carl Paladino, a.k.a. the Pork Lord of Buffalo, can't wait to get his hands on the state budget so he can dole out goodies to all his pals, just like he's been using his Albany connections to grab goodies for himself at your expense for years.

Winning isn't so hard, Mr. Cuomo, as long as you actually try.

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ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

"If a guy says you have no cojones, how do you punch him back...?"

Kick 'em in the cojones.


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Ape-Man's picture

Why is it not easy for Democrats to neutralize these liars and kooks? Why?

I think the republicans are a paper tiger. A really loud, obnoxious, perverted tiger.
Not worth the political effort to ask a republican to use reason - not going to happen! Ever.
Time has come to tear republicans a new one? Looks that way to me!

Democrats should have an easy and fun time revealing that tiger to the people, but they spend their time attempting to reason with empty paper mascots. That leaves no time to keep the people educated. No time to dream up effective and memorable talking points that will blow the paper tiger away.
Is that it?

Nothing more frustrating than trying to reason with the unreasonable, the empty headed, and the resigned to take socially destructive positions to the grave with them.


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

BigDaddyMalcontent's picture

they also alienate their masters on Wall Street.

ron's picture

but if Cuomo ha a 54-38 advantage in the polls, why would he have to get nasty?

Ape-Man's picture

You don't have to get nasty, like lying or anything. The republican is a cad, plain and simple. That's the truth.

I know what you're saying though...


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

Ape-Man's picture

I punched a bully in the nose in high school and he never bothered me again.


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

yakfitguy's picture

to fight back because they are trying to keep the conversation at some high level, when in reality, it's already hit rock-bottom. Once the right-wing opponent starts pumping out low-ball lies like questioning your patriotism, the bullets are flying. Negotiations are over. You hit back and hit back hard with the intent to destroy them. You have 2 choices: Kill or be killed.

I wish Obama would learn that.


I don't believe in God. Teach a man to be a good citizen and you have solved the problem of life.
-Andrew Carnegie

barrett d's picture

I beg to differ, thats not how Obama won the first time.

yakfitguy's picture

Because of his failure to realize his bi-partisan strategy was counter-productive early-on, the political landscape has dramatically changed. His hope and change capital is running out with voters.

I don't think it's fair, but it's reality nonetheless.


I don't believe in God. Teach a man to be a good citizen and you have solved the problem of life.
-Andrew Carnegie

Ape-Man's picture

No lies though. They'd not even be needed.

Our Frustration should focus our reasoning powers, not interfere with them. That's taking positive action.
Doing nothing and letting the bullies do their work is the mistake.

For example this new republican "Contract Against America" they are floating is a piece of shit, and it needs to be addresses and undresses pronto.

The Democrats have tons of material from that alone, without resorting to dark politics. All they need is confidence.


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

barrett d's picture

Wasn't dukakis pandering, not just playing nice?

I recall in Canada when negative campaigning cost you votes not gained them. The PC party ran attack ads against jean cretien's lisp and he won in a landslide because of it.

Ape-Man's picture

Right. Republicans have given the Dems a ton of real issues to address other than physical flaws of the reThugs.


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

futt the wuck's picture

One of the things that really bothers me about this entire election
cycle is that quite a few Democratic candidates and office holders
haven't realized something very simple....

Mr. Cuomo (and others, including President Obama)....

YOU'RE NOT DEALING WITH GROWNUPS HERE.
You're dealing with people who CATER to self-serving, greedy IDIOTS.

Do you HONESTLY think that people like Palladino (and the
rest of the "kiddie brigade" that IS the GOP) are worth talking to?

Give me a break.

Bringing a knife to a gunfight IS NOT THE WAY TO GET ELECTED.

Not now.
Not EVER.

How to deal with a bully?
You don't just punch 'em in the nose...you make sure that they understand
that YOU'RE NOT SCREWING AROUND....THAT YOU MEAN BUSINESS.
That the path they have decided to take is not only wrong for the voters in their area
BUT WRONG FOR THE NATION AS WELL.

And that means NOT SITTING ON THE SIDELINES WONDERING WHAT THE HECK TO DO.

(of course....there's always that "wild card"....the uninformed, misinformed, disinformed
dimwits who make up a great part of the Republican voter base)....ask anyone at
Fox "News"...or "CNN"....)

MarkC's picture

That poll seems to have been noise. Today's Siena poll (which includes Lazio) has Cuomo up 57-24. Even if all the Lazio voters switched to Paladino (not a sure thing, strangely), it is 57-32, a 15 point spread.

then Andrew Cuomo goes and lies about voting for Bloomberg when he was only registered to vote in NYC in 2005 and he actually endorsed Democrat Fernando Ferrer.

“Have I voted for the mayor? Yes,” Cuomo said.

It would help if candidates like Andrew Cuomo, who is basically in the very liberal position of knowing that the governor's race is his to lose, stoops to lying about ANYTHING!!

It would have been a lot simpler if he'd just told the truth.

I hope Cuomo wins and I believe that in spite of his lying on this matter he will win.

But it does make the average voter wonder about what else he'll lie about.

I think people are getting pretty sick of being lied to.


"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn

eroded47095's picture

About Santa Claus.

What could be more evil than a man who sits and lies to children, and how can he ever ever ever be trusted again?


I'm a lot like Ricky Gervais and the Golden Globes: Why?

eroded47095's picture

Goddamn this site is buggin me today.


I'm a lot like Ricky Gervais and the Golden Globes: Why?

savannah43's picture

are going to export Paladino to where he belongs--Arizona. Good-bye you perverted racist. Or is he a racist pervert? Just go, you nasty bitch. Between Paladino and accidentally hearing Limbaugh on the radio today, there is nothing that can stop me from voting this year.

breakspear's picture

all the time. What does he have to be angry about? He's a millionaire and gets perks from Albany. I wouldnt get angry if that were me. Id be living fine. He was born angry of course. Cuomo should give him the same medicine in return. Whats Paladino going to do, get MORE angry? Is that even possible? Sheesh, he should just calm down. Old fool.

savannah43's picture

in the world. Or even in NY.

Edwin's picture

As an outsider, a foreigner, a non-American, what I take from this is these campaigns are like Reality TV. Everyone on Reality TV is despicable, right? So, in essence, you choose the least despicable candidate and send them to Congress. Any wonder Congress is full of assholes?

Nice democratic system you got there: the pinnacle of evolution!


far left loon >.<

pmb50's picture

why bother democrats will never learn

ghostrider's picture

I have no doubt Cuomo will win in November. I can't see my state voting for this racist cretin.

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