Andrew Breitbart phones in his O'Keefe conspiracy theory: It's all a dirty DOJ plot!
It's really pretty funny watching Andrew Breitbart throw conniptions claiming that his little dirty trickster, James O'Keefe, was actually set up by the Department of Justice.
Breitbart said he though the U.S. attorney's effort was part of a payback scheme against O'Keefe, who posed as a pimp and prostitute with another citizen journalist to enter ACORN offices around the country and get advice on how to apply for federal housing grants for a brothel.
"It's tied to the Justice Department. And we've been very aggressive in asking (Attorney General) Eric Holder to investigate what's seen on these ACORN tapes and he's ignored it," Breitbart said of the media ploy.
Apparently they were lured into donning phone-repairman disguises and attempting to infiltrate the phone system at a federal building. By, um, Sen. Landrieu! That's the ticket! They did the whole "jammed phone lines" thing just to sucker in poor O'Keefe. Uh-huh. Poor guys.
Dang that DoJ and their mind-control plots!
Seems like they should have been trying to gain access Holder's phones to "prove" that he was ignoring their calls to investigate ACORN. Guess their mommies couldn't drive them to D.C., so they were stuck with Landrieu's office.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcArnepkhv0
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Does kinda suck the guy didn't have access to a lawyer. Not that I sympathize with him, but watch the case closely. Charges may get thrown out.
He's not gonna get Old Sparky?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
replaced by a cold medical appliance in this modern world.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Why do you always bring your sex life into this? LOL ;o)
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
I must needle you with something.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Yeah, stick it to him. :)
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
No access to a lawyer? How?
Wasn't that part of this report? That he was "denied" one for more than 24 hours after his arrest? Or is it just complete BS?
A fake journalist interviewing a schlock journalist defending a fake journalist is just too much to undertake.
In the video footage you only see three dorks. The missing 4th dork's father is a US attorney in Louisiana, so he got sprung pronto, leaving the other 3 to pull pud. Ha Ha *nelson muntz voice*
That's what friends are for :-)
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What a brilliant plan by the DOJ. Hell it's so brilliant that O'Keefe still doesn't seem to recognize it.
I guess as a boss I used to have would say, Any excuse is better than none.
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IOKIYAR
The defense rests, your honor.
I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.....
Is there no one on the right with credibility that will denounce this act?
Hah, silly me, credibility in the GOP is as rare as statesmanship.
'Talk to the hand'
no one on the right with credibility
The answer to your question is embedded in the question itself.
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
"Personally, I think somebody else is responsible when I get caught doing something illegal!"
O'Keefe should save his lies for the boys in the yard. And like the late great Richard Prior suggested, "Keep the inmates laughing so that they won't think about sex."
Bernie Goldberg (I think that was the guys name) was on BillO last night raising hell because the NYT carried such a big story about O'Keefe and what he did. He said the Times never made that big a story about Rev. Wright.
Then on morning joe today that whole crew thought too much was being made of what a "kid" did. Joe said he was only 24, a college student. Okay, maybe kids stay in college longer than they used to. Maybe O'Keefe is going for his PHD or something.
I think O'Keefe was on Hannity last night. Is it true, does anyone know if the judge slapped a gag order on this case?
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Clearly 24 is too young and innocent to go to jail.
:)
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that! " ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
Well I mean according to Joe and pals, a guy at the age of 24 can't be expected to make good decisions. I guess that's why so many of our military personal are about that age.
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W.
He's still 24 as far as mental capacity goes.
as the juvenile he truly is.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
I say we just give him a slap on the camera lens and be done with it. I'm sure he's learned his lesson. The next time he tries to break the law, I doubt if he will dress as a phone repairman.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
... that slap is hard enough to knock the smirk off his privileged white face.
He's up on federal charges and he's smiling way too much.
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Yes, he was on Hannity. No he will never do it like this again. But he wasn't dressed as the phone man. He was drfessed as the Indian.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Something's starting to stink. Everyone is talking too much. It's as if the prosecution has already given up.
Can't find an untainted jury = mistrial
It will never go to court. We don't enforce the law where right wing blowhards and judicial obstructionists are concerned.
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
That's how our justice system works if you have big money to back you up. If not, it's going to be a privatized incarceration for you.
"Holder" and "not investigating" and the REAL progressives already see the heavens descending rapidly.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Real good.
Hasa Diga Eebowai
we coulda blamed Janet Reno.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
I think I'm gonna blame her anyway. I mean what the hell, when was the last time she had a good blamin'? It's been a while.
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She lost Florida to Jeb Bush. There's a good place to start.
But then again, she had no business running for governor when she said she was too sick to be questioned any longer than one hour about Waco.
As a Texan in good health I won't answer questions about Waco for even five minutes and I personally spent at least an hour there once.
Or were you referring to the Branch Davidian complex? That was outside of town.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Yes I'm talking about Reno's incinerator.
Clinton was coming for their guns. And he wasn't even a Black President yet.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Andrew Breitbart has paid O'Keefe in the past for "life rights", whatever the hell; that means.
Is Breitbart attempting to cover his own tail?
'Talk to the hand'
Paid for life rights...?
Cover his tail....?
Is there a diaper in this story somewhere?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
I'd heard that, too. Appearing on Hannity, then, would be in contempt of court ... which ain't exactly going to win Jimmy O'Keefe, Cub Reporter any points.
And if there's not a gag order, then O'Keefe should be prepared to have his statements introduced as evidence. He admitted he and his friends posed as phone company employees, confirming the first part of the charge 'entering federal premises under false pretenses'.
Bernie Goldberg is the former CBS News reporter who wrote the book 'Bias' (which was largely assumed to be sour grapes because he didn't get a snappy promotion). Amusing to see hack journalists coming out in defense of a hack journalist. Take note - the ones who whine the most about how poor little Jimmy the Journalist is getting slagged are probably O'Keefe's ethical role models.
until he wanders into a church and shoots somebody.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
The GOP used to be the party of criminals and dirty tricksters.
Some things never change.
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that! " ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
This guy, Breitbart, doth protest too much. His ass isn't in the grinder so why is he so deep into conspiracy theories? His theory just doesn't make sense, hold water, or seem reasonable, not to mention he sounds like he's nuts.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
... paying O'Keefe a retainer/salary for the very purpose of underwriting Jimmy the Journalist's 'investigative' stories makes him an accomplice after the fact.
Well if the glove fits....
He, along with O'Keefe, might want to shut the fu*k up before their own mouths make matters worse for both of them. I would imagine O'Keefe's lawyer is pulling his or her hair out right about now.
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O'Keefe's lawyer will only have to discredit the DNA evidence and play the race card.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
In this case if the hard hat doesn't fit and the phone card has already been played.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
If you can stomach it, listen to this guy again, and count the non sequiturs. Amazing.
"Trust no one, Mr. Mulder." - Well-Manicured Man
O'Keefe went inside to try to fix these phones out of the goodness of his heart, despite the fact that the office was full of liberal heathens. DOJ lied to him and told them they were broken.
He's an American hero, you see. We should be renaming a state after him.
... dipstick who has (again) requested that Mt. Diablo in California be renamed 'Mt. Reagan.'? ('cause, like, you know, Diablo is Spanish for devil, youbetcha.)
"The Pantie Bomber" :-/ Is it true or is he sexist?
Study the symptoms not the virus...
When your life's work is trying to dig up dirt on others, you are bound to get a little on yourself.
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Breibart paid for?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
If he's not wet, you must acquit.
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If the plot has anything to do with a cover-up, the best way to keep it covered is to flood the airwaves with misinformation directly from the perpetrators? Hmmm.
The best defense is a good offense but this defense is truly offensive. Let the guy guy rot in jail.
Bart Simpson's more breit.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Shouldn't he have a scary name, like the "Overwear Bomber"? Isn't he too scary to be put on trial in Landrieu's home state?
The Missing Village People member?
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if he gets off could be the next GWB. Gawd help us all.
Never misunderestimate the power of conservative denial. From http://american-conservativevalues.com/blog/ :
"Our justice system is truly corrupt if what Andrew Breitbart is saying is true."
This is their blog entry, not just a comment.
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“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Oh wait, there aren't any yet! The spin machine must not be up and running for them yet! Is it Rove's day off at Fox?
Bwahahahahahahaha!
NOBODY 2012
Hey Andy, when do we get the one-armed man defense?
Seriously, I predict that O'Keefe will never see prison time. The DOJ will screw the pooch and those high priced OJ lawyers will get him off on a technicality.
"Someday somebody related to some of these sufferers, these victims, these collaterally damaged souls, may try to kill you. And I have to tell you, I think you’ll have it coming." - Christopher Cooper
I thought twinkles O'Keefer was under a gag order? I wonder how he got permission to go and be interviewed LIVE by Sean Hannratty last night and spew bold-faced LIES on TeeVee...???
This kid needs a hard lesson about reality on the street.....
when the "intelligence community" is involved...
http://rawstory.com/2010/01/men-charged-attem...
audit-prosecute-incarcerate
The evidence must be pretty serious if this guy is sweating this kind of bullets. Plus for him to try to blame the DOJ shows desperation.
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Undermining Democracy one foxy babe at a time.
If he is under a gag order, maybe the judge will slap his ass in jail. In jail, he won't have to come up with a new costume, they provide them for all their visitors.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Perhaps the judge can give him alternative service as a disciplinary measure. Uniforms would be OK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw&fe...
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
We've just spent a bit over three minutes telling you how awful James has been treated, now was he the villian or the victim? We report, you decide.
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...follow the money.
And will we later be disappointed in the reporters who follow it?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
and blonde bimbos?
boner ain't blonde.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
ain't a blonde variant?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
rupert murdoch's version of his own page 3 girls.
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Blartblart and O'Keefe, in turning in doctored tapes to the DOJ, essentially did the same thing as what Scooter Libby did, which was throw sand in the faces of federal investigators by lying to them.
Blartblart and O'Keefe should go to federal prison for the doctored ACORN tapes.
Because the DoJ MADE O'Queefe lie to get into the senator's office and LIE AGAIN to get to the phone equipment before bursting in to apprehend these lying less than pricks.
What douches, the whole damned lot of them!
He wasn't sitting at home twiddling his thumbs. It's not like the Feds sat around and waited for him to dress in a costume and walk into a Senate office.
Let's be honest... no one working in government really gives a shit about ACORN, especially after Congress revoked their funding.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GdiNk3-IPE
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O'Keefe your a loser, and a lowlife. Your making a fool out of yourself. Poor little victim . I bet this punk's parents are just so proud of their lil baby.
Stop doing stupid stuff. Stop wasting taxpayer money .
Suck it up dude. you messed up and got caught. now your crying like a baby. You play with fire you get burned.
LuLu
The conspiracy undoubtedly runs much deeper than anyone suspects. AT&T is obviously in on it, they clearly installed telephone lines to lure in unsuspecting kids from the "fake telephone repair guy" subculture. It can be traced all the way back to Alexander G. Bell, who introduced the telephone for this very purpose. He also shares his last name with Art Bell. Coincidence? Think about it.
By the way, keep a file on this O'Keefe guy. He's going to be the campaign manager for the GOP candidate in the 2040 presidential election.
... about hidden cameras/microphones.
I hear David Vitter originally said that Holder planted a fake turd in his diaper but that was just too much of a stretch so he just admitted to owning said turd.
is up to his ASS in this crime that O'Keefe tried to pull off.
What do you do when you're guilty as sin? Do what Dick and Liz Cheney do--get on the tube and deny, deny, deny, lie, lie, lie. Try to sway public opinion with pure bullshit, then claim that "the jury pool has been contaminated."
What crap.
that means that it isn't illegal.
or a liar.
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The Center for Constitutional Rights (CCR) won its case last week, arguing that Congress' defunding the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now (ACORN) was unconstitutional.
http://www.truthout.org/1215095
I also want to note that O'Keefe never wore the pimp outfit when he went into the Acorn offices. He just spliced that into the video after.
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The MSM has dropped the ball again. Andrew Breitbart owns the rights to O'Keefe's life story -- biography a.k.a. life rights -- and has a financial interest in whatever occurs in this ongoing drama. If Breitbart wasn't involved in the actual alleged felony, he is at least a direct benefactor because of his contract with O'Keefe. He shouldn't be on TV adding to or subtracting from the story as it is only to his benefit to do so..........
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