Michele Bachmann's insane 'Sex clinics and abortion" rant
Michele Bachmann, one of the sickest members of Congress that we've ever seen, keeps up the crazy talk when she lies about what's in the SBHC.
Bachmann: The bill goes on to say what's going to go on -- comprehensive primary health services, physicals, treatment of minor acute medical conditions, referrals to follow-up for specialty care -- is that abortion? Does that mean that someone's 13 year-old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and go home on the school bus that night? Mom and dad are never the wiser.
Section 2511 of the health care bill referred to by Bachmann, makes no mention of abortion and stipulates,
(i) "SBHC services will be provides in accordance with Federal, State, and local laws governing-- (I) obtaining parental or guardian consent; and (II) patient privacy and student records, including section 264 of the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act of 1996 and section 444 of the General Education Provision Act;
The concept of "school based health care clinics" was introduced under the notion that students achieve higher academic performance when they are healthy and receive adequate medical attention. According to the National Assembly on School-Based Health Care, if implemented SBHCs would give schools access to physicians "so students avoid health-related absense and get support to succeed in the classroom."
UPDATE: The nonpartisan fact-checking group PolitiFact rips into Bachmann's claim, rating it a "Pants On Fire" falsehood.
I have to give LGF credit. As much as I've feuded with Charles Johnson in the past, he's shown a very cool switch and has exposed a lot of right wing insanity.
that's bachman's purpose to provide red meat for the simpleton opposition. it's perpetual political linguistic bullshxt.
She's doing this for no other reason than a great fundraising clip for anti-abortion wingnuts. That's all this is for, nothing else, so she can ask for donations based on her devotion to the "cause".
Grayson is right - these are evil liars.
What planet is she from??? Where does she get her information?? Is she serious?? If she is...God help us....with idiots like her in Congress, we're in deep shit!!
To us educated "enlightened folk" it all appears as bullshit....but if we are #37 in Healthcare....where are we in education? Republicanism is the new disease and education is it's cure!
In Congrewss, she'll admit that Obama is the legitimate president - but then she'll tell Birthers that she agrees with them.
It's all about fundraising.
evil, evil, evil
Southern Baptist Health Care?
Sounds like my kind of party.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smrJ7459pj0
Sieg Heil, Pastor.
Fundamentalist Christians are just so obsessed with sex! Notice her body language at 0:35, where she pushes her hair back on one side, takes her glasses off, and strokes her hair back on the other side with her eyes closed as she says, "...someone's 13-year-old daughter walks into a sex clinic..."
reading, than to act like an obvious co*ck tease for the camera to add dramatic effect.
These vermin have zero sense of decency.
she speaks directly to the camera. It was creepy. But then again Perhaps she is the only one in the House when she reads this stuff.
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
for fundraising purposes. It is, you should excuse the expression, the money shot - Bachmann style!
laugh riot in the bedroom.
Has anyone ever seen her husband?
I heard he stutters...
"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn
That would make for interesting cunnilingal effect.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
and ridicules the poor bastard...
I sure would.
Honestly dear,
I've had it for over four hours
I have to go see the doctor.
http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/afhunta/afh...
(The doctor).
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Where the hell did you find that picture of me??!!
"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn
Hes been handing those things out for months now!
The nekkid ones sell like hawtcakes!
!
"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn
she's riffing on "(I) obtaining parental or guardian consent..." so oviously to her that's a reference to abortion.
Never mind for most medical procedures, a minor needs a guardian's signed permission.
And as for privacy laws that must be because you have something to hide, like a secret abortion.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
by dictating us what we can or can't do with personal matters and choices.
Mandatory attendance laws were the first step on that slippery n slide thingy.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
... if we hadn't taught our kids to read, they would have never read about sex, and they would be pure as the driven snow until their early 30s.
You need to know how to read to look at issues Sluts and Pervs?
http://reason.com/archives/2004/05/01/sluts-f...
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
... so that they can claim they were "reading them for their articles" when their parents find them smut mags under their beds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIUmyTmD3N8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO7-RLbpjHA&fe...
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
"Does that mean that someone's 13 year-old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and go home on the school bus that night?"
Damn good thing she doesn't know about the introductory courses on Satanism and Karl Marx...
"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And,
at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,
plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing."
This is truth, to me. "
-Jack Handy
with their starving, napalm drenched rodents and anal probes.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
As well she might-I've got something cooking for her as well involving gasoline injected wolverines on rocket sleds.
"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And,
at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,
plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing."
This is truth, to me. "
-Jack Handy
but I just can't comment on this post right now. I'm too STUNNED that Chicago didn't get the Olympic nod. That Obama - what a failure!
:-)
Been listening to Limbaugh this morning I see. What glee! We lost the Olympics! All those jobs, all that revenue lost! Yeah!
It was from a link at rawstory to drudge where drudge linked (with the text "America stunned..") to a uk story.
Is that a drunken dance step in the Dominican?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
The right wants nothing to do with 'those people' (the rest of the world); unless we are killing them....
DFH I must point out that the rest of the world hates us because of Bush invasions, airport No'fly lists, and our lousy record in Olympic soccer.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
... it is the fact that the last 2 olympics we hosted sucked that probably did Chicago in.
But I am sure Rush et al won't dwell on that little tidbit.
exhibited by our previous president, Dubya, when he spent 4 days in China boozing and patting female athletes on the butt--a really nice display of American exceptionalism, wouldn't you say?
“The greatest evildoers are those who don’t remember because they have never given thought to the matter, and, without remembrance, nothing can hold them back,”
what you think it means ;-)
lack of class maybe?
In all seriousness, the decision had little to do with Bush (or Obama for that matter) and more to do with the way this country handled the last 2 Olympiads on our soil.
Or are you talking about the off season where the men wear sequins and the women hire pipe wielding knee cappers?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
.
I know, because I was there. ;)
But Atlanta was less successful ...
Personally, I think Rio getting the Games is good. South America has never hosted them before.
BID
I think the main trait that irks people around the world about America is the arrogance- Many Americans talk down to the rest of the world, and imply Americans (white americans) are superior to the rest of humanity..
I'm sorry.. Fri, 10/02/2009 - 10:28 — theWalrus
but I just can't comment on this post right now. I'm too STUNNED that Chicago didn't get the Olympic nod. That Obama - what a failure!
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Diabolus est Deus Inversus
in the Blog Roundup I pointed out that this is an Eagle Forum "oldie but goodie" that dates back twenty years in my personal experience.
It was used against a proposal for a pilot program for school based health clinics back in 1989. Of course we pointed out that there would not be much demand for birth control and abortion among the elementary school students where the clinics were proposed.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Don't tell her it's a second hand theory. She thinks she invented it and caught this problem just in time before every little girl was forced to get an abortion even before reaching puberty.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
this thread. Sorry I was too late this morning early.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
I'm so scatter brained today since this is day two of the security installation that I don't know what the hell I'm doing. Hopefully this is the final day since they said things were going faster than they expected. Martini is sick of being crated all day and I'm just sick and tired of having men all over my house and in my attic too. Ah, for the peace of mind of having my house back all to myself and Martini's self.
At least I have an excuse for being nuts right now, Michelle Bachmann has no excuse for being nuts 24/7
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
and if you are insured, allows you to get brand new replacement items and some return on all those premium dollars.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Not to mention you get the shit scared out of you for free.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Speaking of which, Jamie Lee Curtis was best when getting the shit scared out of her, too.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Every school I went to had a clinic and a nurse, and I never got to have sex there OR get my liberally required abortion.
I'm surprised they let me graduate!
I can only hope that the government run health care Michelle receives includes comprehensive mental care.
Michelle Bachmann (R) Uranus.
.
utilization.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
also based on "abstinence" from showing up to her shrink's appointments?
so I bet she cancels those appointments 24 hours in advance
to avoid burdening her health care carrier.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Something about her is just weird and sadistic. She seems to enjoy coming up with these strange and ugly ideas.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
she just recites what Phyllis Schlaffly feeds her.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Schlaffly, another demented she human.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Rights Amendment, if passed, would force women to use unisex bathrooms--a fate worse than death, obviously. And dammit, a lot of idiots sucked up her crap then just like they're doing with certain Republican crazies today. She's still full of it. A very mean and evil person, IMHO.
does everyone have only humble opinions? IMACO we should be proud of our firmly held and courageously advanced views.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
My opinions aren't humble until I beat them up and make them humble before releasing them into the world. Michelle Bachmann on the other hand has free range opinions.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
at Whole Foods.
Woody recommends free range fungicide free mushrooms, by the way.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
We don't have a Whole Foods here so I'm out of that loop.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
She does seem to get a rosy glow the uglier and more demented she gets.
I'm so glad I've never had to use one of those. Every plane I fly on has seperate facilities.
She figured that if she ignored it would just go away. You know how conservatives are so apt when it comes to make up their own reality. Too bad the homie bacterium don't play that...
but wouldn't parents of a pregnant thirteen year old, absent rape, be the kind of parents who would be equally unconcerned about the disposition of the fetus as they were about their daughter's lifestyle. Snarkiness aside I think you'll find the Center for Disease Control rates children right up there with rats and mosquitoes as disease vectors. Schools seem like the perfect place for health clinic to me.
Hasa Diga Eebowai
So Michelle, how many 13yo pregnant teenagers do you know anyway? And out of that list of names, how many were able to hide the fact from their parents?? I recommend you go back to never never land. You're obviously getting your information from your beauticians cousins sisters boyfriends aunt, or something.
Michele Bachmann's insane.
There. Fixed it for you.
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
and doing this to raise money.
When my daughter was 15 and told me she wanted to get on birth control pills to "regulate her period" we both knew that was code for "I'm going to have sex with my boyfriend". I got her the pills.
Parents need to be able to have open communication with their children. Most kids end up pregant because they do feel comfortable having a conversation with their parents (no matter how coded).
asked for birth control pills I thought he had secured a try out with the Dodgers.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
heh heh
Most kids end up preg[n]ant because they do [not] feel comfortable having a conversation with their parents (no matter how coded).
Honestly! Isn't there a bullshit detector in the House of Representatives? Or 20? Or at least a rule against outright lying? What the hell are these people thinking to let that bitch say things like that on the floor of the House of Representatives? No wonder we're the laughingstock of all the other countries in the world. We look like a bunch of frikkin' idiots!
“The greatest evildoers are those who don’t remember because they have never given thought to the matter, and, without remembrance, nothing can hold them back,”
Representatives? Yes there is , and if you don't test positive you don't get admitted.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzwGfP98vGM
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
"Does that mean that someone's 13 year-old daughter could walk into a sex clinic, have a pregnancy test done, be taken away to the local Planned Parenthood abortion clinic, have their abortion, be back and go home on the school bus that night?"
Yes, but after the abortion, she'll have to stop by a local field to pick a bale of cotton or a few bushels of tomatoes, then get dropped in an alley to be pimped out and sell some crack for a couple of hours, then stop by the local church and preach to the flock about how abstinence-only works so well.
Then she can go home and do her homework.
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Dumb. F*cking. Bitch.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
That depends on whether she's been sleeping with Roman Polanski or not.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohKHROGEeqM
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
I'm kind of curious as to what a "sex clinic" is. Sounds interesting. Do you get sex there? Is that covered under your health insurance plan? What is the deductable?
No. It's not. Which makes the rest of your rant completely irrelevant, except for the light it sheds on your state of mental competency.
her thrown in a burlap bag and locked in the cloakroom?
Nah! Answered myself.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Not unless they could hop in the bag with her.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
with or without company.
However, if you are talking about an activity about which you might get instructions at school based clinics, then I am sure Cantor would agree with me.
You have sex in the sack. Like hammers.
I know it is confusing, because being in the bag means you are hammered, but there it is. English is very descriptive even if confusing. /p>
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
As in let's get hammered and go bang?
"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And,
at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,
plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing."
This is truth, to me. "
-Jack Handy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F15thKUEECQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK2Zk744ccY&fe...
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Will the government pay for teenage abortions in FEMA camps?
for the poor blacks, so Michelle should be OK with that.
“The greatest evildoers are those who don’t remember because they have never given thought to the matter, and, without remembrance, nothing can hold them back,”
They even have a heliport where the black Huey limo can land.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
The govt will pay for abortions in FEMA reeducation camps only if you've been raped by one of the Reptilian aliens who are hiding Obama's REAL birth certificate in their underground bunker at Area 51.
Is she secretly into:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qup9lOPQfg
?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Is Bachmann into pirate eye patch undies?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
WTF are those anyway? Pirate eye patches that look like undies or undies with pictues of pirate eye patches on them? I guess I need to get out more.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
I'm surprised that nobody has caught this yet. The problem is that Rep Bachman is confusing minor in "minor acute medical conditions" with minor as in "under the age of consent." A minor acute medical condition is something like a splinter under a fingernail, or maybe a sprained back from attempting the Republican manuver of sticking one's head where it doesn't normally go. Something that comes on suddenly, requires one or two office visits and then is resolved. She must have been really drunk when she read the bill to come up with this one.
Ar first she thought it meant daughters of coal miners would be forced to have abortions.
"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And,
at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,
plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing."
This is truth, to me. "
-Jack Handy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hKrbyNZDcE
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
well I should have seen that one coming...
"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And,
at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,
plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing."
This is truth, to me. "
-Jack Handy
Being drunk could only improve her thinking.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
"The problem is that Rep Bachman is confusing minor in "minor acute medical conditions" with minor as in "under the age of consent." A minor acute medical condition is something like a splinter under a fingernail, or maybe a sprained back from attempting the Republican manuver of sticking one's head where it doesn't normally go."
"Minors, not miners!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1kYFNGuJAo
"Someday somebody related to some of these sufferers, these victims, these collaterally damaged souls, may try to kill you. And I have to tell you, I think you’ll have it coming." - Christopher Cooper
... what is the intelligent level of lack thereof can her constituents be who would elect this dip shit to represent them? It certainly proves stupidity can't be taught... it's a god given talent.
until Bachmann hears about our plan to neuter deluded republican windbags so that can not breed.
When did Charles Johnson start impersonating a rational human being?
So they should oppose any efforts of the government to hinder a woman's ability to procure an abortion (A legal procedure BTW)
she actually might make a case against what appears to be a well-intentioned bad idea.
instead, we get the insanity factor.
it is really sad.
This nitwit will be back on the air in a day or two...she will claim that EVERYTHING SHE'S EVER SAID is:
a) An urban legend
b) A trap set by the media
c) Something the MSM just made up
d) a communist socialist plot against real true americans like her
e)all of the above
I'm picking (e).....
You're assuming that she has any concept of "past" beyond that of a goldfish. She'll be on to something new by then:
"The word 'the' is code word for communist indoctrination. Does that mean our kids can be whisked away to North Korea and forced to pay taxes for municipal services?"
Fri, 10/02/2009 - 12:24 — futt the wuck
Don'tcha mean a communist nazi plot?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Sorry it took so long to get back to you.
Yeah, ok....I surrender.
(waving white flag)
;-)
Now that is a location I would want to move to, such wonderful, understanding Americans who select their great representative Michelle, NOT. You should be proud of yourselves 6th district, it shows what kind of crazy bigoted racists live there. Keep up the good work.
Last month, U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann railed against the dangers of health care reform and told a crowd at a Denver gathering sponsored by the Independence Institute that Democrats are “reaching down the throat and ripping the guts out of freedom. This cannot pass! What we have to do today is make a covenant, to slit our wrists, be blood brothers on this thing. This will not pass. We will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn’t pass.”
“Something is way crazy out there,” Bachmann said in her remarks, billed as a “personal legislative briefing” by the Golden-based Independence Institute, which bills itself as a “free market think tank.”
To think that Bachmann has 5 children and 23 foster children is alarming. To think that she and her husband own 2 MENTAL HEALTH CLINICS. Talk about false advertisement. I don't know how they stay in business.
Video of her speech here
http://minnesotaindependent.com/43571/video-b...
I heard she submitted a script for Saw IV but it was rejected as too violent.
Isn't the job of a professional journalist is to know what matters and what doesn’t?
"Oh my god not you!"
Who voted for this woman? Why is she still in office?!?
NOBODY 2012
Why do republicans push Palin and Bachman?
Many female voters look a perfect hair, facial makeup
& what she's wearing. The words just float by.
They hear certain words like "socialism", Muslim,
ACORN, and big government. This from the party of
big government that spent us into the mess that
Obama is trying to dig out of. They fixed it so
that the more he digs the deeper the hole.
I hope I'm wrong. Same with Iraq. We can never
leave. Same with Afghanistan.
Obama had to keep credit markets from freezing up.
So he had to pour Taxpayer money into the banks on top of the Bush
TARP bill. If he hadn't - no credit. It would have been much worse
than it is now.
The problem is so enormous & out of control.
The only way out is to cheat the system & hope.
The present Treasury Secretary Geithner is an expert
and so is Summers at manipulating the system... for
the better this time.
Doctor: Ms. Bachman, it turns out the pain in your ear is caused by internal damage. You may need a follow up, for specialty care.
Bachman: Is that an abortion?!
don't have to know, anyway. It's families that create 99% of the guilt of the woman over abortion. Aww the poor little jelly blobs.
Bachman , Palin , Malkin and Coulter should all sign on with the WWF . Imagine , people actually voted for and elected this imbecile and they probably will again ! Damn !
Insanity , it is what it is , there is no understanding it .
Michele Bachmann is a disgrace to the USA, MN, and the 6th. If you're interested in getting rid of Bachmann, support democratic candidate Dr. Maureen Reed! You can learn more about Maureen, and donate, at:
http://maureenreedforcongress.com/
and
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maureen_Reed
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