Sen. David Vitter still acting like a jerk: 'Do you know who I am?'
Fresh off his foray into the world of diaper-based prostitution, Sen. David Vitter still thinks he's above the law. We all know how difficult it is to fly these days and security does not mess around, but this bozo thinks airport security doesn't apply to himself.
He missed his flight and tried to open a jet way door after the gate had been closed and then got into a confrontation with airport security, trying to intimidate the security person with his importance: "Do you know who I am?" (Would've been funny if the security worker had replied: "Sure, you're that senator who likes to wear diapers with hookers, right?")
He says he walked through the wrong door and it was all a big misunderstanding. That's a joke, especially for someone who flies as much as he does. If it was anyone else the police would have been called in and he would have been taken away in handcuffs.
2010 Midterm Elections
19 of the 41 Republicans in the Senate are up for re-election in 2010.
* Richard Shelby of Alabama
* Lisa Murkowski of Alaska
* John McCain of Arizona
* Mel Martinez of Florida -- will not run
* Johnny Isakson of Georgia
* Mike Crapo of Idaho
* Chuck Grassley of Iowa --
* Sam Brownback of Kansas -- will not run
* Jim Bunning of Kentucky
* David Vitter of Louisiana
* Kit Bond of Missouri -- will not run
* Judd Gregg of New Hampshire
* Richard Burr of North Carolina
* George Voinovich of Ohio -- will not run
* Tom Coburn of Oklahoma --
* Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania --
* Jim DeMint of South Carolina
* John Thune of South Dakota
* Kay Bailey Hutchison of Texas -- may retire to run for Gov.
* Bob Bennett of Utah
That's 19 of them. Almost half the 41 Republicans in the Senate.
When will government of the people, by the politicians, for the corporations perish from this Earth?
Not soon enough!
in 2010...
That is a given.
Bond...perhaps.
DeMint? Hope the people of the state which Sandford (the gov) gave its people a big FU in wanting to refuse the stimulus while its unemployment is rising in a spectacular way, let's hope.
Unfortunately, Vitter reps a very conservative district and if they reelected him after his diaper affair, I doubt he will be gone. Remember, goopers voted in the two craziest people: Steve King of IA and Michelle Bachmann of MN. Those two are loony beyond looney.
Louisiana must be proud, first there's the "Bobby" and now this... Vitter's bad behavior is rich. Now, he has shown more than just his diapered behind, he proves what we already know and that is like all Repukes, they think they are above the law. Congrats Louisiana... where do you find them?
there's no video of him....too bad.
I read about a woman who was charged with terrorism because she swatted her children on a plane. She apparently also hurled obscenities at the flight attendant and threw some tomato juice on the floor when that flight attendant confronted her about spanking her kids.
That would be quite cool to see Vitter charged with terrorism!
Placed on the No Fly List.
I thought most diapers already came without a fly.
Does that make his hooker girlfriends fly girls?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Does that make his hooker girlfriends fly girls?
I think JLo might take issue with that.
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Sen. David Vitter Said:
Poopy pants?
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... Save the World.
The Huggies Poster Pervert?
with various Republican senators? Ya know because they are better than the rest of us?
The arrogance.
Is it true that you wear diapers and pay women to change them, then spank your ass while you yell goo-goo?
I can see the ad now....Vitter in baby form wanting his diaper changed....that would be so awesome! LOL
do they powder your chapped backside?
Furthermore...gold bond, or straight talc?
Is his Stepford wife standing by his side - after publicly stating that she would Bobbitize him if he ever pulled a Clinton/Lewinsky on her. That was how Vitter originallly got elected...by railing against Clinton's family values.
Diaper Dave and Cindy Stepford; Family Values - for everyone else.
He claimed to have gone through the wrong door, except it wasn't the wrong door. It was the right door that lead to the plane he wanted to get on, but was late for.
Diaper Lad?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72rYHuWidSM
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
"If it was anyone else the police would have been called in and he would have been taken away in handcuffs.
That would've cost him extra."
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Exactly what struck me about this. I bet he wanted to be handcuffed.
Oh great, Diaper Lad went to Cynthia McKinnon for advice on rehabilitating his image.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
He's quite clearly a terrorist. Off to Abu Ghraib with him.
...I hope she's getting some on the side. Could you imagine having this douchebag as your spouse?
...in airports. I think Vitter's wife knows all about, and participates in his nasty baby fetishes.
My comment above.
I doubt his wife participated in his little fetish. He wouldn't have had to go to pro's for it if she did.
...wives first with the freaky shit. I'll bet Sen. Vitter approached Mrs. Vitter and she either said no, or wasn't very enthusiastic doing it...if she divorces his nasty ass, the truth will then come out.
Which is why Republican's hate liberal's sex lives. Libs are open and honest. Goopers are closeted and repressed. They take their freaky shit outside of marriage where we incorporate it within marriage.
Red states watch more porn than anyone else. Who cares, I like porn. But the repressed hypocrisy is what kills me.
I have no problem with prostitution. If it can be legal anywhere in America, it should be legal everywhere in the US. This is bullshit. It is either legal or it is not.
It is the hypocrisy that comes too bite them. But they never go away. Dems who get caught in some type of scandal (see Spitzer) go away while the likes of Vitter, Craig and others never do.
... has gotten people tasered and handcuffed. Two people have died while in police custody.
A college student with some blinky lights on her hoodie was surrounded by armed officers in tactical gear, and one officer said it was a good thing she stopped, or she'd be dead.
So why isn't Vitter face down on the linoleum in handcuffs or with a taser or three sticking out of his diapered arse? Where are the jack-booted security thugs to shove guns up HIS nose and threaten HIM with death?
"do you know who i am"
had the airline employee responded by asking, "are you the adulterer?", it would have been comedy gold.
damn, i wish there was a video. maybe vitter needs to stop by the bunny ranch to "relax" some, he must be a little "back logged"
I accidentally go through locked and alarmed doors all the time. Why just yesterday I was at my bank and accidentally tried opening the vault door instead of the main door I came in by. It happens. The bank people got all mad at me until I let them know WHO I WAS. I'm the President for the Women's Guild at my church, and I was rather shocked that they didn't recognize me. It all ended ok, though, because I found my proper exit before the police came to verify my importance.
Oh yeah, and I wear adult diapers all the time too.
DAVID VITTER, YOU ROCK!!!
"Yes, Senator, I do. But that doesn't change the fact that the door you were about to go through leads to a twenty-foot drop to the tarmac. Of course, since you're so important, please, go right ahead."
....now THAT'S funny...
all it takes is all of us
No, not the door to the tarmac, the one in the jailhouse he should be in.
... the answer to, "Do you know who I am?" is either:
"Yeah, you're Prisoner 24601. Now sit the fuck down before you become Patient 24601."
-OR-
"Yeah, you're about to be my girlfriend. You say your name's David? Nah, you look more like a Debbie to me. Bend over, Debbie."
criminals are on the street. LOL.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
the Les Miserables reference. But Vitter is no Jean Valjean!!
Javert had a particularly Republican view of law and order, though.
And what was Javert's fate? Ah...if only.
And laws only apply to "normal" people. He is very very important, and thus above the law...
Why do you think really important people can walk on water. Gravity does not apply to them! Duh...
With all the security these days in airports and there was no security camera aimed at that door? Seems strange to me.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
attempted (accidentally, I presume) to open a gate door to access a plane that wasn't there. A Homeland Insecurity warning blared loudly, commanding the would-be terrist o remain still while security was called. The guy walked off and no one ever showed up to investigate. Damn alarm ran on for at least five minutes. Worthless.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
at work...thanks for nothin bush!
... since the Bush/Cheney model of security was 'pre-emptive' as opposed to 'reactive,' then Vitter should have been arrested/tasered and THEN asked who he was.
and bad behavior ..... hmmmmm what's the connection I wonder.
Maybe Vitter was late for his flight because he had spent too much time in the restroom looking for a little action.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
He endangered all those on the plane, and it is surprising that he wasn't shot dead for the attempt. They have a real high level of security at that airport don't they?
I wonder what would have happened if they tased his ass. Would he still support the use of tasers on the general public.
would they have made it through the diapers?
Republicans so totally own the Dems now in this area!
So, I don't blame the Airport staff for not recognizing him....
"Of course I do, Senator! I really liked that Inconvenient Truth film of yours, too!"
"Security, we got us a diaper wearing amnesia victim down on the concourse"
Apparently they do know who he is, because as far as I know nothing has happened to him, other than being posted here and a few other places. What's going to happen? Anything? How about public exposure....oh, wait let's not!
ljmel
Thanks for showing us how it's done.
me-oww!
If that had been any one of us? BZZZZATT!
Sen. Vitter needs a time out.
I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.
Politicians know how to lie badly. It's a good thing they can't lie well or we'd all be in trouble.
What? Huh? Christian fascist piles of shit are free to violate laws as they please, being on the side of their gods, after all. Laws, rules, safety regulations simply do not apply to Christofascists.
I hope the good folks down in Louisiana dump this idiot next time out.
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Vitter has been receiving alot of criticism from people all across Louiaiana for this little episode and others. I sent him an email this morning accusing him of hyprocracy for inserting over 120 million dollars of pork in the spending bill and then voteing against it knowing that it would pass. Now he can take credit for getting the funding and being tough on earmarks. Hopefully we will vote this douchebag out of office in 2010.
This is Vitter doing what he does best - looking like a four-year old that needs his poopy diaper changed.
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Raving lunatics with shit-for-brains are getting elected and reelected to all segments of our government. It's not just Vitter (though he's one of the dumbest and most useless) - the whole institution (and I dare say the state legislatures also)is filled with them - they show up every day/night on the cable show saying ridiculous crap and making asses of you and me.
"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of Stupidity" - Frank Leahy
I think Michelle Bachmann (MN) and Steve King (IA), both Goopers, are by far nuttier than Vitter. Vitter is just a douchbag, lying, hypocritical piece of shit. King and Bachmann are certifiable.
tAll the bedwetting, obstructionist, Reslug criminals must go!
closing the door twenty minutes before the flight leaves is still wrong. who among us wouldn't want to pitch a fit at t.s.a. or airline dweebs who insist that it is being done for our safety. despite my contempt for my senator, the man who loved too many wendys, i hope he crams this arbtrary denial down someone's throat.
I do, every week. They ALWAYS close the gate door 20 minutes before take off. They then close the door to the plane, then they pull the jetway back, and finally the plane can pull away from the gate so that they take off on time.
The time a flight leaves is just that...it takes doing shit to get the plane to where it leaves.
This has nothing to do with safety or any kind of arbitrary denial. Apparently you feel rules apply to other people?
"Do you know who I am?" Wanker supreme. I've been waiting all my life for someone to use that on me. I'll give 'em both barrels.
(Yes. I do. Some mangey little beat-off, now shut up and get to the back of the line.)
far left loon >.<
Once questioned the security guard said;
Vitter plunged his hand into the diaper bag he was carrying and pulled out a thick Abena diaper and tried to bribe me with it to get into the door.
I knew right away it was Diaper Man Vitter……...
I couldn’t help but watch him with the bulky butt and his slight penguin walk, all due to the diaper he was wearing.
Then he kinda wandered away mumbling something that sounded like -‘Goo-goo gaa-gaa,’
LuLu
I think what he needs is a good, old-fashioned spanking. What? Oh. Never mind.
get BACK into the closet and, the scumbag thought that was the door to it.
BTW-If his frigid frightened wife was a guy, we'd say, no cojones!!
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