Cheney: Iraq Insurgency Not in Last Throes After All

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President Obama on Tuesday marked the historic withdrawal of U.S. forces from Iraq's cities by noting, "The Iraqi people are rightly treating this day as a cause for celebration." Alas, for former Vice President Dick Cheney, not so much. Cheney, who four years ago declared the insurgency in its "last throes," on Monday warned of new attacks. Of course, back in December, he praised President Bush for signing the very status of forces agreement that mandated the American pullback this week.

In an interview with the Washington Times, Cheney offered the latest line of attack in his never-ending campaign to claim that President Obama had made the nation less safe. Regarding this week's milestone required by the SOFA signed by George W. Bush and Prime Minister Maliki, Cheney declared himself "concerned" by General Odierno's statements regarding the redeployment:

"What he says concerns me: That there is still a continuing problem. One might speculate that insurgents are waiting as soon as they get an opportunity to launch more attacks. I hope the Iraqis can deal with it. At some point they have to stand on their own, but I would not want to see the U.S. waste all the tremendous sacrifice that has gotten us to this point."

If Cheney was gripped by such fears, he certainly wasn't voicing them when President Bush inked the agreement last year. On December 14, 2008, Bush in his press conference with Maliki announcing the pact specifically addressed this week's benchmark:

"First of all, we're here at the Iraqi -- at the request of the Iraqi government. It's an elected government. There are certain benchmarks that will be met -- such as troops out of the cities by June of '09. And then there's a benchmark at the end of the agreement.

As to the pace of meeting those agreements, that will depend of course upon the Iraqi government, the recommendations of the Iraqi military, and the close coordination between General Odierno and our military."

Just one week later, Vice President Cheney lauded that same agreement as just one of many accomplishments of the Bush administration in its Iraq war:

"I think the fact that we were able to go in as effectively as we did and take down the Saddam regime, that we were able to kill his sons, capture him, bring him to trial, that we had three national elections, that the Iraqis wrote a constitution that's bearing fruit today, that they've got a government that we just signed a historic agreement with, a status of forces agreement -- all of those things happened, including the death of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi -- all of those things happened up through the end of '06."

Of course, what also happened in 2006 was the dramatic escalation of the Iraqi insurgency and the descent of the country into civil war. Sadly, in May 2005, Vice President Cheney looked into his crystal ball and, as usual, got it all wrong:

"I think we may well have some kind of presence there over a period of time. The level of activity that we see today from a military standpoint, I think, will clearly decline. I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency."

For their part, 73% of Americans favor the withdrawal of U.S. troops from Baghdad and others Iraqi cities. That support is bipartisan, with 74% of Republicans backing the pullout. Unsurprisingly, Dick Cheney is not among them.

Apparently, his insurgency against Barack Obama is far from being in its last throes.

(This piece also appears at Perrspectives.)



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Can't somebody just take Dick on a last long hunting trip?

Paging Dubya and Donnie .......

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What a hoot!

How about skydiving with nothing but a brick.

c'mon, how long can it take? out behind the garage will do just as well.

It's their country, dick. No longer can the President or the troops wipe Iraqi ass while cleaning up your fucking mess. If you truly care, take your colon hearted ass over to Iraq and volunteer your services.

What would Cheney know about "all the tremendous sacrifice" in Iraq up to this point?

When will we be rid of this putrid boil on the ass of humanity?

while hundreds of thousands are dead, and the american taxpayer took it up the ass, cheney and halliburton "sacrificed" all the way to the fuckin bank

if I believed in hell, there's a special place reserved for dick

How about "GO TO HELL" from all of us to you... eh pal?

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Since it's Cheney, I think "Go fuck yourself" would be more appropriate.

I second that!

"One might speculate that insurgents are waiting as soon as they get an opportunity to launch more attacks."

Poor Cheney. He's spent his whole adult life hiding under his bed with his security blanket, sucking his thumb, terrified of the big, bad world. He was afraid to serve his country in the military, spent the days, weeks and months after 9/11 at his "undisclosed location, installed a man-sized safe to hunker in, and had his residence smudged on Google maps. It must be horrible to go through life with that wide yellow stripe down his back.

He is afraid there really might be a god/heaven/hell

and for once I hope he is right

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Cheney is a classic Re=Thug Chicken Hawk.
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Coward, liar, madman, and just-plain-DICKhead!. He a master of saying absolute bullshit and giving it an appearance of gravitas that's just good enough for the idiotic MSM to keep putting him up on the screen.

This mad man has already had way too much miserable influence on our lives, why can't he just finally have that freaking heart attack he's been putting off for ever and leave us all in peace!

Then we'd just have to listen to his spawn Liz.

Why is this LYING WAR CRIMINAL ANAL PORE on any American broadcast? Will some old guy please shoot him in the face for all of us?

The guy needs to make up his mind.
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He's Glenn Beck on qualudes.

THAT was funny. But I think quaaludes has two "A's," just like Dick.

Sure is one long motherfucking last throe, eh.

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Mebbe his mother is hott.

There Cheney goes again --- HiFear-jacking us again.

What has concerned me for some time and while Dick's shooting his mouth off could someone ask him how the pentagon was hit, if he was capable of commanding NORAD on 9/11/01?

Dick Cheney's full of shit! I can't believe it! :-D

i can.

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Who needs oil anymore.

He's already planning his future.

dick's going into rubber.

Or his supporters look anymore foolish?
The insanity is just overwhelming.
republicanism is a mental illness!

Lying, two-faced, sack of monkey shit.

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...of monkey shit.

Why isn't this self-confessed criminal in jail already?

descends even further into Dante's Pandemonium. Fuck you, you war-criminal.

You're not being specific enough: to which circle would Cheney be assigned: the one for liars or for traitors?

"Cheney offered the latest line of attack in his never-ending campaign to claim that President Obama had made the nation less safe."

They may have to cut him in on a few war profits to keep that yap of Dick's snapped shut.

shares what he knows about war.

Here

Blather on, Dick.

Is there any way we can sue the manufacturer of Cheney's pacemaker? I mean, how can it actually work in someone that has no heart?

I thought the insurgency was in its....oh. No?

And--again Mr Cheney, whose idea was it to withdraw from the cities by June 30? Huh?

But--I didn't know chimpanzees could talk!

so you're saying that the surge didn't work after all? that's good to know.....
dick.

his statements are remarkably transparent.

So, remind why this has been's statements are even recorded?

'give a man enough rope, and he will hang himself with it'

DIck Cheney is an abusive war criminal who should be tried for treason and shot in a firing squad once found guilty. These monsters understand that a portion of the people respond to abuse by protecting the abuser ... especially as many of their supporters were abused by parents that berated them for daring to question their authority. This is the dynamic Cheney and Bush tapped into. Abused children protect the parent because they need the parent to survive ... they stuff who they really are deep down and thereby keep the love of the parent ... later they learn to project out their anger and fears onto others ... in this case liberals. LIberals are a perfect target for these emotionally stunted individuals because we risk questioning the parent ... something they would never do in a million years. In fact the more abusive the parent becomes say to the liberals who dare to confront them the happier the fearful child (conservatives) become ... better him than me.

The sooner this sack of crap is out of our lives, the better. I could easily stand to never see him again, ever. Please God.

"I would not want to see the U.S. waste all the tremendous sacrifice"

None by you of course, Mr. Five Deferments. You just like sending other people's children to die for you.

What tremendous sacrifice on our part. Hundreds of thousands of Iraqi's blood. We shouldn't have been there in the first place. All the blood spilled is on Cheney and Bush.

This loser should be in prison. Period.

As Jon Stewart on the Dailwy Show (and others) have pointed out, it was Bush, and not Obama that began the push to get the troops out by July of 2009. And, from what I could see on the video, it was at the same news conference with Malachi that the Iraqi shoe express took flight towards Bush's head.....

This alien monster is so full of acid I just can't figure why his pacemaker wires haven't shorted out yet.

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