Across the California landscape, demonsheep are saying their prayers, hoping Carly Fiorina's destruction of Hewlett-Packard (which carries on to this day) isn't visited upon the environment. They fear an end to their grassy foothills and clear streams.
In Carly's ambition to become the next Senator from California, she has decided climate change is nothing more than "worrying about the weather."
Seriously. Watch this commercial. It's beyond bizarre.
Here's a message from planet Earth (and NASA) to Carly: Climate Change is REAL.