Ex-Con Who Claimed He "Took Drugs And Had Homo Sex With Obama" Running For Office
Dubbed "the biggest untold story of the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election," by Free Republic, Larry Sinclair's absurd claims popped up during the 2008 presidential campaign, and were never taken seriously. Normally, this clown wouldn't be worth mentioning, but now that he's decided to run for office in Florida's 24th district, he's fair game. More from Dan Carter at Air America:
Larry Sinclair, the man who claimed that he "took drugs [and] had homo sex with Obama" is now running for Congress in Florida’s 24th district. His slogan: "I have served my time, now it's time I serve my Country."
Sinclair, author of Barack Obama & Larry Sinclair: Cocaine, Sex, Lies & Murder? and convicted felon, was reportedly offered $10,000 to verify his claims of illicit sex and drug use with then candidate Obama via a polygraph test, which he promptly failed. But deceit is nothing new for Sinclair. Politico did a bit of digging into his background and found a pattern:
The record includes forgery charges in two states, one of which drew Sinclair a 16-year jail sentence. The Pueblo County, Colo., Sheriff's Office also has an outstanding warrant for Sinclair's arrest for forging an acquaintance's signature and stealing her tax refunds.
But should we even be calling him “Larry Sinclair?” According to Colorado records, he has 13 aliases including "LA Rye Vizcarra Avila" and "Mohammed Gahanan." Read on...
Sinclair is running as an Independent, which makes him a teabagger's dream! Perhaps he'll be supported by the Club For Growth? (ok, that was Amato's joke) Be prepared when clicking the above link to Sinclair's site, it auto-plays Barbara Streisand's "Someday." Yes, really.
I think this clown is still not worth mentioning. Next please.
which could have been linked, like the photos of Tiger Wood's alleged mistress and the newly discoveredd Carrie Prejean Sex Tapes.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
I still want to see those sex tapes. Someone hook a brotha up!
"I could give a flying crap about the political process.... We're an entertainment company."
- Glenn Beck - Forbes interview; April 26, 2010
I think you're on the wrong site for that.
Here we just get pathological liars claiming wild homosexual sex instead of padded liars engaged in self stimulated sex.
Fortunately Air American brings you both.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
He seems eminently qualified to be a politician. He has the core skill sets.
Well, we voted for sincerity and a clean record last November and look where that's left us!
How much worse can a psychotic liar be?
Let's rewind to 2000, replay, and find out...
Everyone who disagrees with you must be a Bush suppoter in your simpleton mind. (not)
Judging by his criminal record or forgery and stealing tax refunds he'll fit right in with our elected officials. If he was rich and connected he could have been picked to lead Obama's economic recovery team with Geithner or worked with Baucus on Healthcare reform.
Hopefully humanity will one day learn to be humane.
...affidavit?
I suppose we know that Orly isn't bankrolling his campaign, anyway.
LMAO!
What a total douchebag.
we just found Sarah Palin's running mate.
Palin / Sinclair 2012? I knew you could!
Bigmama, you beat me by SECONDS!!!
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chakra?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
has chakras I DO NOT want to know where they are located!!!!
I dunno about a chakra but I'm willing to bet he has cooties.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Not sure where that district is - are you at risk, POP?
the Obama administrations awesome Economic Recovery website?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
http://www.govtrack.us/congress/findyourreps....
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Nope, it's north of me.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
but can we NOT give this freak any media. especially not this early.
have taken the words from my keyboard. Palin/Sinclair 2012.
How is it possible he's not eligible to vote but can run for president?
(How in the hell did I take this serious??)
no federal restrictions on felons voting, it does vary state to state though. 2 states even allow felons to vote from prison.
http://felonvoting.procon.org/viewresource.as...
And he's not running for president, he's running for congress. Although I do not know of any law that forbids a felon from running for/becoming president. Just age and national born citizenship are the only 2 requirements I can think of off hand.
Just even having to report on things like this to pay the bills is not a good sign.
Wasn't this the guy who was on top of Ned Beatty?
makeup thanks to voc-rehab classes is cosmetology he took in the Big House. His bunk mate plays banjo, however.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
I’d love to see the debate:
I’ve raped boys and drugged pregnant mothers. I’ve robbed soup kitchens and shot patients in the ER. I’ve sacrificed virgins for Satan. You, sir, have none of this experience. Sex and drugs alone does not make you a good candidate. You are not qualified. I urge the voters in the 24th District to VOTE FOR ME!
...in Palinite terms; "Nailed it!"
That just means she gave them a piece.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Dammit people! Warning FIRST, Link SECOND!
That was a pretty good joke, John. All the funnier because it's within the realm of possibility!
Here comes a really sick, mentally disturbed and criminal Reslug out of closet.
Hey ! He's the classic modern day Republican , fits the mold perfectly , should do real well .
Insanity , it is what it is , there is no understanding it .
So where will his campaign money be coming from and won't that village be missing their idiot if he wins?
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
What's the problem? This freak is a classic Repuke.
From his bio on his site.
"I am a life long openly gay male."
That's classic repub? Come on I thought all repubs were closet gays?
One where a mentally deranged, psychotic freak can not only roam the streets freely, but also run for public office--as opposed to being tied up and forced into a psych ward someplace?
Freedom has its downsides.
i saw the previews for this last night.
hilarious, i almost hurt myself laughing.
Is this based on Mason Storm and cover the coma years?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
then the end of the world is nigh....
and French to boot.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
but he probably likes fancy French food too!
and John Kerrey's political positions, so I heard.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
the Belgians also make some mighty fine malt liquor.
And waffles.
my ass.
If there had been ANY truth to this story, FOX would have been all over it like flies on shit. The fact that no one on FOX touched this story shows there's nothing to it.
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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Like faux noiz is known for their journalistic integrity, lol!
The rebranding they've been looking for. The scary part is what if LSD was put into the water supply on election day and this guy won?!
surpassed in his greatness only perhaps by the likes of George Leroy Tirebiter.
on the forty weight Mom! Yea Porgy!
Hasa Diga Eebowai
..said a Sinclair spokesman regarding his criminal past."
That quote was from the story. I'd like to know this - who the hell would want to be this guy's "spokesman"? A cell mate he "shivved"?
I've heard Sweaty McFatpants is having a hard time finding work since he rolled on Bush for the book deal. He should have gone the Ari "Penishead" Fleischer route and gotten the lifetime contract with Cheney. (It's signed in blood and Fleischer gets a golden fiddle thrown in after five years.)
Obama and this guy had "homo sex"? That's the worst kind!
I've heard "freaky circus sex" was pretty bad...
"Homo sex" is pretty much as bad as it gets. "Wild monkey love" on the other hand, has enjoyed a resurgence in popularity and esteem.
abuse is a fair substitute when "WML" is not available. Or so the article on Air America on Carrie Prejean might have said.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
"Wild monkey love" was voted down...by inhabitants of an island that's entire population is monkeys...
Apparently...they don't particularly care for it.
He looks like that crazy guy who used to be on the teevee show with Andy and Opie and Aunt Bea.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
That guy?
Mr. T.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Yeah, that's the one. A totally crazy fu*k!
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Please this stinky bastard hasn't taken a bath in two months, so I think he really was screwing Dick-Head Cheney.
yet another worthless P.O.S. looking to fleece a few bucks from the rabid wingnut birther/teabagger crowd.
How long before Beck starts into frothing at the mouth about this, I wonder?
tic toc tic toc...
I bet he's already started touchin his wee wee over this...by tonight, he will have progressed into full on tender marsupial self abuse.
Kangaroo?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
a Wallabee.
Or...better yet, a possum.
This crack pot also said that he had inoperable brain tumor and he had less than a year to live. That was 2 yrs. ago. He has been a welfare leech since his release from prison and has never worked a day in his life. This is just a new scam for him to make money off of campaign donations. He is pure scum of the earth and believe me he is loving all this attention.
Funny how they keep the moonshine gulping hick front and center, but when this one guy in prison claimed to do coke with boosh jr., he got locked in solitary.
And he did go to Yale at the same time as boosh.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
He's a perfect example of what the conservatives and right wing have become.
... titled "Armed Madhouse."
A perfect description of this broken, bleeding country.
Doesn't matter who's in office. This country is OVER. Destroyed from the inside by reich-wing regressive conservatism and military-industrial corporatism.
BID
but someone who has engaged in homosexual activity would not refer to it as "homo sex."
exhibit 1 (YouTube 3:58)
are we not men?
we are devo!
we're pinheads now
we are not whole
we're pinheads all
jocko homo
What an inbred. these shills can be paid off in Coors do say or do just about anything.
faster than you can shake two sticks... uh, wait a minute, that didn't come out right.
it all comes out right
I think Obama would have better taste than that. My God...he looks like the type that showers maybe every other month.
Government + the Federal Reserve = organized crime
so what if he doesn't have bus fare. get him on fast and open the windows and hatches.
How about Palin/Sinclair 2012?
Well looks like this guy's previous scam of a 'funding for book tour' fell through. Hmm and that one he wouldn't give refunds supposedly, nice he has the whole stealing from your supporters thing down pat. Wonder how many more people he will scam money out of this time for his 'political movement.'
My god, if there are enough idiots in District 24 to toss money to this criminal, hey he may be able to skip town and find more suckers across this country who are 'discouraged by the crooks in Washington.' I don't mind.
But really, this guy is still a criminal, vulgar, and he threatens those that disagree with him by posting their image on his old websites as well as their addresses. Yeah I can see that working out well... Maybe this will get some of the authorities to actually work on his outstanding warrant.
I bet his opening line in any debate would be 'well I sucked the president's di...' yeah I really can't finish that lie off, what a joke this man will make Florida if he even gets a few handfuls of votes.
But I'm sure Crooks and Liars taking notice of him will give him that little extra 'curl of the toes' excitement of media attention he's been clamoring for the past year. Bet he posts this article as a success on his website which I have no desire of visiting.
Even if Obama were secretly gay, he'd have higher standards than an ugly fuck like that guy.
The caption should actually read...
Ex-con and present Republican congressional candidate Larry Sinclair admits to taking drugs and during a state of psychotic hallucinating, jacked off thinking of having sex with President Obama.
which is what got this inbred imbecile's panties all caught in a twist?
Or maybe, the reason why all these conservatives are flipping their sh*t regarding Obama, it is the fact that he does not return their call after all that "homo sex?"
Playa hatin' indeed...
"Normally, this clown wouldn't be worth mentioning...."
Then why even mention him at all? In my book this guy and his video aren't worth the bandwidth.
Felon. Gay. Lies. Southern. Perfect! He's a qualified southern fried Republican politician.
As for his slogan: "I have served my time, now it's time I serve my Country," isn't it usually the other way around? Although these days our CongressWhores are remarkably unaccountable FOR ANYTHING.
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