Sasha "That's the Angel of Death for 2000?"
Malia "Joseph Mengele was much scarier looking than that!"
Sasha "How many people did this one kill?"
Michelle "Over a million innocents."
Malia: "Remember mom telling us people said, 'I trust Bush with my daughters, but I trust Clinton with my job?'" Sasha: "Yeah..." Malia: "Well, ask the thousands of raped daughters and murdered children in Iraq who they'd trust."
Sasha: "Mom said there won't be any coke in the whitehouse." Malia: "She was talking about soda, not white powder."
and to think girls this country could have had a V-8
its more plesant and and doesnt give u a bad taste in ur mouth and it doesnt kill people and destroy a country or 3
you make it worth comming in to this forun every day for the smile factor thank you you are to be coomended for your originality and your intellect ..now give yourselves a big ole pat on the back hehehhe
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He can't hurt you out in the light like this.
that is a brilliant caption
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LOL ! I don't think I could come up with one better than that!
from his farts."
And you can't power your mopeds with them either.
I keep telling you it's important to study hard and get a good education."
That's the ghost of Politics Past."
that he wanted to give you a ride. You did the right thing when you said, 'I need an adult.'"
Malia: Na, na, na
Sasha: hey, hey
First Lady Michelle: GOODBYE!
i think you might be right.
Malia: "I don't get it. THIS joker was president?
Sasha: "My dad's way cooler! AND more handsome!
It's not nice to make fun of the mentally handicapped."
"Mommy, isn't Mr. Bush to old to be playing 'pull my finger'?"
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If you don't eat your vegetables, you may grow to be like him. You don't want that, now do you?"
Why do I feel....well,.... better than that man?
Do they make a whiskey aftershave?"
;>)
FTW!
but at least he didn't breed THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER."
First Lady Michelle: Kids, that's the boogy man I was telling you about.
Malia: The boogy man looks like a chimp?
The boogy man looks like a chimp?
HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!
I nearly sprayed tea across my keyboard!!!
I think he's drunk
My boogers are freezing.
as a parting gift."
Girls: "Why are you making us sit so close to the really bad man?"
Michelle: "There, there....it'll all be over soon...and remember, we get to stay here tonight....The really bad man has to go back to Texas!"
And Texas is hell enough already.
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... he's the one who screwed up so badly, Daddy is going to win another term! Say thank you girls!
Don't stand so close kids, he's toxic.
as he used a chair to dig boogers out of his nose.
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...hey mommy....is that President Poo-Poo Head?
"Mommy,what smells like poop and Pinesol?
Thats president chimp's mother.
for show-and-tell."
Sasha: "man, I wish I had a snow ball!"
There he is girls, the one responsible for daddy having so much work to do the next 8 years fixing America.
Mommy should we thank him because were it not for him daddy probably wouldn't be president.
Mommy? Why is that man wearing a George W. Bush mask at daddy's inauguration?
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in a spelling bee.
like failure?
Oh....never mind.
:O)
"EWWWW, So that's what an ocean of blood and corruption smells like"
Children are smart and the look on these kids faces show they know exactly who and what Bush is. I'm still laughing over the comments above.
and these people are hard to top. at least for me.
Sasha "Mummy why is everyone throwing shoes at him?"
Malia "Mummy what does "fvck off you cvnt!" mean?"
Michelle "Now now girls - help mummy get her manola blaniks off"
Mama, I'm thinking that Chavez was right about this guy.
He was/is.
Mommy..?
Has he noticed we're here..?
Mommy! Mommy! I know what evil looks like! It looks like him!
Daddy has to save the world!
Sasha "That's the Angel of Death for 2000?"
Malia "Joseph Mengele was much scarier looking than that!"
Sasha "How many people did this one kill?"
Michelle "Over a million innocents."
"Good riddance to bad rub-BUSH! Ha ha ha!"
Malia: "Remember mom telling us people said, 'I trust Bush with my daughters, but I trust Clinton with my job?'"
Sasha: "Yeah..."
Malia: "Well, ask the thousands of raped daughters and murdered children in Iraq who they'd trust."
Sasha: "Mom said there won't be any coke in the whitehouse."
Malia: "She was talking about soda, not white powder."
[Edited. Don't uber bold please. Thanks-Sitemonitor]
Check my past posts. This was only done to show conversation. It's not as if this was constant and voluminous use of it.
Michelle and the girls watch intently and quietly at the chimp hoping not to alarm him so he won't start flinging poo again.
........I smell sulfur.
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Keep walking, kids. And whatever you do, don't make eye contact!
Malia: Good luck in Nuremberg!
Sasha: He smells bad.
Michelle: That's failure...
whiskey and Old Spice, girls. Avoid people who smell like that.
The Obama kids were stunned after the creepy old man whispered to them, "if yer nervous, jes' think 'bout 'pet goats.'
he's not actually the Anti-Christ, he just plays one on TV.
No girls, He's NOT smarter than a fifth grader!
Stay away from the bad man girls....he tortures people.
HE was President?! But he's not even in focus!
Na na na na. Na na na na. Hey hey good bye.
and to think girls this country could have had a V-8
its more plesant and and doesnt give u a bad taste in ur mouth and it doesnt kill people and destroy a country or 3
My caption:
The ass makes room for the class.
Michelle: Remember what we said about 'the banality of evil'?
{You're right. Deleted, SM}
Dickhead
...is he really Eva Braun's son?
"...looking at Mr. Bush makes me wanna have a Shitzu for a dog."
Three Beauties and a Beast.
put his hand to make him talk?"
"Mom, do we really have to sit behind this dumbass {Deleted SM}
jmmartin made an S&M joke?
Did he just fart?
...why did he call you 'Condi'?"
He said "nucular"
" Mommy ? are you sure all the sheets are new ?"
"Yes, girls. And it's because that man cut eye holes in them and gave them to all his neocon friends as parting gifts."
"Free at last...free at last....god almighty, free at last - from this evil man"
Dr. Hibbert: Provocative, yet powerful.
Miss Hoover: He's bad, but he'll die. So I like it
..who made the mess Daddy has to clean up now?"
It's so important to study hard in school."
That's what an evildoer looks like.
my idea of the caption
Ew. Cooties.
Girls?!?!?!?!?!
Don't Stare!
Guess who isn't coming to dinner.
Malia: Eewwwwwwww!!
Sasha: Momma, what's that smell??!!
Michelle: That's the smell of sulpher.
Mahlia - Mummy that man smells of alcohol
Michelle - Well it's 12:01 and he can now go back to his old ways...
Sasha - But mummy he was smelling this bad yesterday, the day before, even last week and...
"Yes babies...that's what a crazy white man looks like."
there goes numbnuts"
Michell: I know it is hard to believe he was the President of the United States for 8 long years.
Sasha: Yes mom I have to agree, didn't I just hear him just say "nucular" instead of nuclear? Too funny.
Malia: Mom, someone ought to tell him he is confused on what is his right hand and left hand. He makes me laugh.
"Are they taking him to jail now mummy ?"
you make it worth comming in to this forun every day for the smile factor thank you you are to be coomended for your originality and your intellect ..now give yourselves a big ole pat on the back hehehhe
isn't that the guy who comes to our school and reads stories to the little kids?
Now girls-you don't want to talk to that man...and never, ever, ever look him in the eye. You could get lost in the cesspool."
That one by Third World John is the best! I can't top it!
"Don't worry about him girls, he has some trials in Nuremberg to look forward too." - Michelle.
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