Mike's Blog Roundup
By Mike Finnigan Monday Jul 06, 2009 7:00amOpinions You Should Have: Alternate Reality: Palin resigns presidency to lead country better and better effect change. UPDATE: Palin's family resigns to spend more time with new Alaska Governor!
The Agonist: Nothing Has Changed
Angry Bear: An imaginary conversation with my family doctor
The Reality-Based Community: No longer the final word
ANNALS OF JOURNALISM: WaPo publisher apologizes...Froomkin Retrospective...Undermining reform...High Broderism...What does the WSJ really believe?...Amusing ourselves to death...Racist group plies journos with cash...Ideological Inference...Halperin Fail...Not impeachable, manly...Vibe magazine to close down...Fox News back in the anti-Obama tea party bidniss...NYT misrepresentin'...Gannett Co. lays off thousands as CEO pockets millions...Mythbusting...Tell Media: Include Single-Payer in Healthcare Debate
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Can we start a contest guessing what Palin's next move will be?
I'm guessing she's gonna have a talk show and that it's on MSNBC or she's going to become a minister.
1. Queen for a day?
2. The Price is Right?
3. Faux Nooz.
and better basketball coverage.
That, however, is not my FINAL ANSWER.
Perhaps a book deal?
She has one already. Still not the FINAL ANSWER.
her and tawd gettin back into the Alaska secessionist movement, join up with the teabaggers, and trying to start a 2nd civil war....
That or she's gonna write self help books.
of the secessionist army? Does spilled seed in teabagging constitute a destruction of life, or does donating the condom proceeds to the snowflake baby movement redeem you. What would be the title of the self help book "Just say Quit?" Too many questions to be the FINAL ANSWER.
the mud-wrasslin contest.
No because teabaggers don't spill their seed...they...well...I won't go there.
And no used condoms are accepted as donations, except by Larry Craig.
The title of the book would be, "How to make yourself look like a complete moron in 30 days or less!"
but didn't you misspell moran?
dammitalltohell!
The title might be, How to call lame ducks and dead fish quitters before quitting.
Or how to cultivate an accent more annoying than Fran Drerscher
Newbomb Turk did you come?"
with a shoe box and brick.
How to keep your mind on speaking while a live turkey gets its head ground all to shit behind you.
Me likey!
Yet another title.
How to really piss off John McCain.
Her first one will be for children with Downs Syndrome entitled, "Why we need so many more kids like me."
I remember that all GWB's people left the WH before they could be frog marched out. I think Sarah got wind of impending indictments or charges and decided to leave office before she could be seen being dragged kicking and screaming out of the Gov's Mansion.
Ethic's violations? Non return of clothing ;) what got her? Any guesses?
There's talk she's gonna be on the radio. Can you imagine the interviews and daily rants?! They won't make any sense and will contradict themselves.
we already know she can speak in tongues.
we already know she can speak in tongues.
Is that what they call it these days. ;o)
sarah palin's getting her own FAUX reality show.
Contestants are voted off of her.
poor people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWO4JxM3nDc
The losers have to stay.
by so called legitimate media companies as a Presidential contender shows just how far off the deep end we've gone as a country.
America's Mayor last year? By the way, you must have missed yesterday's Ys offering on depth. Kiddie pools have only shallow ends. However, in your defense, the media can still drown in them.
Still not the FINAL ANSWER.
Rick Warren spent his 4th of July at the Islamic Society of North America's conference!?
at the inauguration in hopes of generating the same commentators to join me in an uprising of outrage here and now directed at these vile sell out Muslims.
became President.
My guess is the GOP will play the same game with Palin.
she ran for an office and lost before winning a bigger prize. There are questions about the house. She pals around with exorcists, and sleeps with secessionists. Works for me, but its still not the FINAL ANSWER.
No fair, Ricky. You can't wait until she makes her next move to make your guess, so give your final answer now or get out of the contestant's seat.
Victor and Victim, Saint and Martyr, Mom and Ex Sister in Law from Hell, I reserve the right to name myself both host and contestant. It is all about me! Sarah says so.
Besides, I hinted at it yesterday and you joined the speculation.
Oh. I guess I was reading the rules to the wrong game. I'm quiting playing this game because I'm so good at it that what might have taken me four years has only taken me two. If I kept playing it would just be a waste of everyone's time.
Todd and tubes?
I like alliteration too, but I need more than "todd and tubes" I think you have to have at least three words to do it up right
Todd's tubes were trammeled by tiny trucks, terminating thoughts of tomorrow's Trigs.
for futher hints. The middle runs counter to my insinuation.
She'd like more "capital T"
I don't know what I meant, what Ricky meant or what blue lensman meant. I mean I really don't.
P is P.
The unconventional factor
for incompetent narcissistic Republican politicians who can't quit political office. She has conquered the term completion demons and knows how to quit politics for the benefit of the country.
I fear that the country wil never be rid of this ignorant twit.
I think you misspelled that last word.
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... that the mystery scandal could be that she had a little fling with Mark "King David" Sanford ...
... and then it occurred to me her rambling speech is very much like Sanford's news conference, right down to the mismatched moral lesson/higher calling themes.
I mean, 'higher calling' in Christian speak has become a joke. God is always calling said Christian to take public office when this gets trotted out, or pursue politics and dispense advice.
I beg to differ. Sometimes, a higher calling is a journey with little reward or praise, and lots of hard work. Why would Christ, who admonished us to render unto Caesar what is Caesar's, and unto God what is God's, be telling us that we need to be preznit?
Nine is Enough (with Tanning Bed)
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on a chain to wear around you neck as an expression of faith?
symbol, with barracuda teeth and lipstick?
she needs a pitbull in there as well.
on a bridge to nowhere with a barracuda jumping over?
We have a winner folks!
Gah, neocons. Stop the dangerous bastards. Brad Delong's post on the Wemple piece is also good, since Wemple made a few decent points, but also the typical City Paper smug hit job. And Broder - he keeps writing the same inane columns over and over again.
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