Mike's Blog Roundup
Opinions You Should Have: Alternate Reality: Palin resigns presidency to lead country better and better effect change. UPDATE: Palin's family resigns to spend more time with new Alaska Governor!
The Agonist: Nothing Has Changed
Angry Bear: An imaginary conversation with my family doctor
The Reality-Based Community: No longer the final word
ANNALS OF JOURNALISM: WaPo publisher apologizes...Froomkin Retrospective...Undermining reform...High Broderism...What does the WSJ really believe?...Amusing ourselves to death...Racist group plies journos with cash...Ideological Inference...Halperin Fail...Not impeachable, manly...Vibe magazine to close down...Fox News back in the anti-Obama tea party bidniss...NYT misrepresentin'...Gannett Co. lays off thousands as CEO pockets millions...Mythbusting...Tell Media: Include Single-Payer in Healthcare Debate
Can we start a contest guessing what Palin's next move will be?
I'm guessing she's gonna have a talk show and that it's on MSNBC or she's going to become a minister.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
1. Queen for a day?
2. The Price is Right?
3. Faux Nooz.
What is your conceptual, continuity?
and better basketball coverage.
That, however, is not my FINAL ANSWER.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Perhaps a book deal?
She has one already. Still not the FINAL ANSWER.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
her and tawd gettin back into the Alaska secessionist movement, join up with the teabaggers, and trying to start a 2nd civil war....
That or she's gonna write self help books.
of the secessionist army? Does spilled seed in teabagging constitute a destruction of life, or does donating the condom proceeds to the snowflake baby movement redeem you. What would be the title of the self help book "Just say Quit?" Too many questions to be the FINAL ANSWER.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
the mud-wrasslin contest.
No because teabaggers don't spill their seed...they...well...I won't go there.
And no used condoms are accepted as donations, except by Larry Craig.
The title of the book would be, "How to make yourself look like a complete moron in 30 days or less!"
but didn't you misspell moran?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
dammitalltohell!
The title might be, How to call lame ducks and dead fish quitters before quitting.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Or how to cultivate an accent more annoying than Fran Drerscher
Newbomb Turk did you come?"
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
with a shoe box and brick.
"Let's talk dirty to the animals"
How to keep your mind on speaking while a live turkey gets its head ground all to shit behind you.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Me likey!
Yet another title.
How to really piss off John McCain.
Her first one will be for children with Downs Syndrome entitled, "Why we need so many more kids like me."
I remember that all GWB's people left the WH before they could be frog marched out. I think Sarah got wind of impending indictments or charges and decided to leave office before she could be seen being dragged kicking and screaming out of the Gov's Mansion.
Ethic's violations? Non return of clothing ;) what got her? Any guesses?
There's talk she's gonna be on the radio. Can you imagine the interviews and daily rants?! They won't make any sense and will contradict themselves.
we already know she can speak in tongues.
"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn
we already know she can speak in tongues.
Is that what they call it these days. ;o)
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
sarah palin's getting her own FAUX reality show.
Contestants are voted off of her.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
poor people.
"Let's talk dirty to the animals"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWO4JxM3nDc
The losers have to stay.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
by so called legitimate media companies as a Presidential contender shows just how far off the deep end we've gone as a country.
America's Mayor last year? By the way, you must have missed yesterday's Ys offering on depth. Kiddie pools have only shallow ends. However, in your defense, the media can still drown in them.
Still not the FINAL ANSWER.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Rick Warren spent his 4th of July at the Islamic Society of North America's conference!?
at the inauguration in hopes of generating the same commentators to join me in an uprising of outrage here and now directed at these vile sell out Muslims.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
became President.
My guess is the GOP will play the same game with Palin.
she ran for an office and lost before winning a bigger prize. There are questions about the house. She pals around with exorcists, and sleeps with secessionists. Works for me, but its still not the FINAL ANSWER.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
No fair, Ricky. You can't wait until she makes her next move to make your guess, so give your final answer now or get out of the contestant's seat.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Victor and Victim, Saint and Martyr, Mom and Ex Sister in Law from Hell, I reserve the right to name myself both host and contestant. It is all about me! Sarah says so.
Besides, I hinted at it yesterday and you joined the speculation.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Oh. I guess I was reading the rules to the wrong game. I'm quiting playing this game because I'm so good at it that what might have taken me four years has only taken me two. If I kept playing it would just be a waste of everyone's time.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Todd and tubes?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
I like alliteration too, but I need more than "todd and tubes" I think you have to have at least three words to do it up right
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Todd's tubes were trammeled by tiny trucks, terminating thoughts of tomorrow's Trigs.
for futher hints. The middle runs counter to my insinuation.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
She'd like more "capital T"
I don't know what I meant, what Ricky meant or what blue lensman meant. I mean I really don't.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
P is P.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
The unconventional factor
for incompetent narcissistic Republican politicians who can't quit political office. She has conquered the term completion demons and knows how to quit politics for the benefit of the country.
I fear that the country wil never be rid of this ignorant twit.
Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.
I think you misspelled that last word.
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... that the mystery scandal could be that she had a little fling with Mark "King David" Sanford ...
... and then it occurred to me her rambling speech is very much like Sanford's news conference, right down to the mismatched moral lesson/higher calling themes.
I mean, 'higher calling' in Christian speak has become a joke. God is always calling said Christian to take public office when this gets trotted out, or pursue politics and dispense advice.
I beg to differ. Sometimes, a higher calling is a journey with little reward or praise, and lots of hard work. Why would Christ, who admonished us to render unto Caesar what is Caesar's, and unto God what is God's, be telling us that we need to be preznit?
Nine is Enough (with Tanning Bed)
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
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on a chain to wear around you neck as an expression of faith?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
symbol, with barracuda teeth and lipstick?
she needs a pitbull in there as well.
on a bridge to nowhere with a barracuda jumping over?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
We have a winner folks!
Gah, neocons. Stop the dangerous bastards. Brad Delong's post on the Wemple piece is also good, since Wemple made a few decent points, but also the typical City Paper smug hit job. And Broder - he keeps writing the same inane columns over and over again.
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