January 26, 2010 09:30 PM
Open Thread
The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time. (some language NSFW)
Anyone surprised by how well represented Arnold Schwarzenegger and Keanu Reeves are on this list? Me neither.
Any omissions that you can think of?
Open thread below...
UPDATE (Jamie)
We are all moved and the comments are opened back up. Thanks for your patience.




Mr. Massey, again I ask, have you any questions for the complainant?
I'm sorry, Your Honor.
I was just consulting with an associate.
Now, Mrs. Gutman, do you know a man named David Gonzalez?
Well, he's the tennis pro at the club.
The tennis pro?
Then why are your letters addressed to him
""Dear David and Goliath''?
your name's Lebowski, Lebowski... and your wife is Bunny
no Jar Jar Binks?
me-oww!
Toto too!
the state of the union. We bloggers already know how bad the state of the union is. Maybe those that are so comfy in their retirements will get a clue also. Perhaps some of those in congress will figure it out. I'm still hoping.
Gotta say, after so much of the last year being crappy, with last week perhaps the crappiest, I doubt I'll watch, at least live. I haven't bothered to see when it's being televised, and I've got a pretty full day helping friends spruce up a house to rent. If it's on whenever I get done, I'll watch. But it's waaay down on my list of priorities. I'm sure I'll get the highlights here, if there are any...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
the dems have screwed the pooch
its over johnnie
have made some serious mistakes but the blue dogs and the "REPUBLICAN NEOCON FASCIST NAZI CORPORATISTS" are far more guilty. The dems problem was trying to work with them.
You're so right ron. I will never buy the "it's over" meme.
Is it the 21st century yet?
and among it's many quotable lines is probably one of the most absolutely cheesy lines ever when Ilsa wonders aloud:
"Is that cannon fire? Or the beating of my heart?"
Yeesh.
Before selecting a list called "cheesiest lines" someone should have defined cheesy. That line from Casablanca (a film I also like) is unbelievably cheesy, whereas a lot of the lines in the clip are just plain bad lines (often very badly delivered) and not necessarily cheesy at all.
..."I'm here to chew some bubblegum...," is NOT cheesy. Great line from a GREAT B movie.
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust.
Scientist: Aliens Already May Be on Earth - CBS News
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
we agree
and it isnt just another b movie...watch it again, and put it into context of the times...in fact, it still works now
it was an anti reagan, anti corporatist, anti consumeraist screed, in the form of a sci fi b movie
john carpenter is a genius
I didn't catch it in the theater, but I caught it shortly after on either video or HBO, and it was pretty obvious that it was commentary on Reaganism/yuppies.
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust.
Up there with the great John Carpenter lines of all time:
"Snake Plissken? I've heard of you. I heard you were dead."
-Escape From New York
"I know you've been through a lot, but if you gentlemen find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS F*CKING COUCH!"
-The Thing
"Was that the boogey man?"
"As a matter of fact, it was."
-Halloween
"Well, when you get some kind of master plan, you let ME know, eh?"
-They Live
"What does that mean? Huh? 'China is here?' I don't even know what the hell that means."
-Big Trouble in Little China
"You are the Duke of New York! You are A-Number One!"
- Escape From New York
"I've got a message for you, and you're not going to like it: pray for death"
-Prince of Darkness
Now, for your late night enjoyment, we proudly present: _Big Lebowski in Little China_
http://shankel.best.vwh.net/videos/BigLebowsk...
All of Vinny's lines in My Cousin Vinny. "Two yuts", "I'm done with this guy."
Marisa Tomei had some good ones too, "You blend?"
far left loon >.<
"A storm is coming, our storm, and when it arrives it will shake the universe. Emperor, we come for you!"
:D
Edit: feck arse girls (not a movie but great non the less)
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From Dennis Hopper's The Hot Spot (with Don Johnson) at the closing scene:
"I've found my level, and I'm living it."
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
"It's all the same machine, right? The Pentagon, multinational corporations, the police. If you do one little job, you build a widget in Saskatoon, and the next thing you know, it's two miles under the desert, the essential component of a death machine."
Cube
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Bush order allowing murder of US citizens still in effect
http://rawstory.com/2010/01/report-bushs-orde...
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
"The way I see it, the question isn't, why should you work for the NSA, the question is why shouldn't you... Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president."
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
Jesus. tl;dr.
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Yes, this is one of the best ever!!!!!
far left loon >.<
the line from they live (one of the greatest anti reagan, anti repuke, anti corporate movies ever made) I COME HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND IM ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM...is one of the greatest movie lines ever
and if you disagree...ill blow a bubble in your face
Don't blow bubbles d00d!
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Full Movie: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9005...
Cool Clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lwlx3GnLGs
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
...where Piper and Keith David duke it out because the latter won't put on the glasses.
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust.
Fight Scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqKFadyJxwg
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
I LOVE that film!
There's another B movie from earlier in the decade that I love for many of the same reasons: C.H.U.D..
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust.
<3
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Oregon voted for taxing the wealthy and business for their state. Think the conservabums are gonna trash them as being "out-of-touch" with the Mid-West values of Middle American small town business owners? Evan Bayatch and Blanche Lincoln are planning to block reconciliation, even though Lincoln's expected to do as well as Coakley in the mid-terms. Geithner forced to defend corporate welfare. Coincidentally, teen pregnancies went up during the Bush years. Ironically, so did abortion. Ahnie's solution to undocumented prisoners is to send 'em South of the Border. Cops who lost their jobs over tasering a farmer on a tractor lose their appeal. It only took this long for the feds to stop people from texting while driving government-issued vehicles. The Koreas go through their usual spat. Haiti's kids are screwed. Someone think of the children.
I've said it before and i'll say it again. Your formatting sucks. wall of text.
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and "wall of text" really rather fetching... i for one find really quite fanciful (bong roll)
your name's Lebowski, Lebowski... and your wife is Bunny
Could be, but im having trouble to read that. Tequila makes interesting posts and links but i hate the way he post.
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Just keep doin it. It's not like you're puttin down multiple paragraphs. Thanks for your efforts T.
What is your conceptual, continuity?
Love your links--thankieee
LuLu
EHarmony had to settle for discriminating against gay subscribers. Neo-nazis adopt a highway in Colorado.
EHarmony sucks no matter if you are straight or gay.
Stay the feck out!
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Chances are, lots of them have had prior experience picking up trash on roadsides for Dept of Corrections already...
I'd suspect that their section of road will be extra white, especially in winter.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Texas State Board of Education bans author Bill Martin's Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See? from 3rd grade reading list. Pat Hardy, R-Weatherford, cited books that Martin had written for adults that contain "very strong critiques of capitalism and the American system."
In the DUH category, Ms. Hardy and her fellow board member, Terri Leo R-Spring, mistook the actual children's author under discussion, for DePaul University professor Bill Martin who wrote Ethical Marxism: The Categorical Imperative of Liberation.
Beyond the stupidity of banning books, Texas has great influence on what textbooks are available for nationwide use in public schools, and apparently ANY criticism of capitalism is now taboo.
I pledge allegiance to the Constitution of the United States of America, and to the republic which it established, one nation from many peoples, promising liberty and justice for all
better safe than sorry! Burn them all and let god sort them out.
amirite?
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over inclusion of definition of oral sex.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/jan/25/o...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
beat me.
I don't know what oral sex is. i haz no dictenary yo!
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You're on a roll tonight. Keep me laughin'!!
far left loon >.<
from the Konservative Kook Kapital of the US? The Inland Empire is a capitalist wasteland, literally.
a CA school board banned the Merriam-Webster Dictionary.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/jan/25/o...
How stupid can we get? Don't answer that, I can't handle the truth.
I pledge allegiance to the Constitution of the United States of America, and to the republic which it established, one nation from many peoples, promising liberty and justice for all
does the school board or school committe have a list of words for people to check to see if a book is "good" or not? I just checked my Webster's and it doesn't list "oral sex", but it does have "oral contraception." Does that mean it would be banned too.
The CA school system should be glad any of their students know how to use a dictionary in the first place.
According to the article a parent complained.
I like this quote from a different parent:
I pledge allegiance to the Constitution of the United States of America, and to the republic which it established, one nation from many peoples, promising liberty and justice for all
that are looong commutes to SD or OC. Kinda rednecky, with wannabe-Palin soccermoms. Not surprising one of them complained...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
at how many rednecks live in southern ca.
"...pull encyclopaedias because they list parts of the human anatomy like the penis and vagina?"
Those naughty pictures were a mainstay of my developmental years. ;)
far left loon >.<
the old standby National Geographic :)
Like, no kid has access to the internet??? What fuckwads.
far left loon >.<
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
We were just finishing the video, and I said it looks like it was compiled by somebody unfamilar with the classics like, "I'll worry about it tomorrow".
I pledge allegiance to the Constitution of the United States of America, and to the republic which it established, one nation from many peoples, promising liberty and justice for all
Looks good to me..
Just ask Beck about his opinion on c&l server. He knows best.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAbkDjV2Dp4
...Kick-Ass.
NSFW
But I can't wait until this comes out. :D
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NEKzLiXfuc
My favorite from my childhood is in the original Escape To Witch Mountain:
Sherriff: What's your names?
Tia: Tia Castaway.
Tony: Tony Castaw...
Sherriff: Castaway?!?! That ain't a name, that's a WORD!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust.
the U S representative Attorney General in
shreveport, a republican nominee, his son is
one of those arrested for felony charges in
tapping Sen. Landeaux's office in new orleans.
you wonder how long it will take to connect
vitter to this attempted felony crime since
he is the blocking problem to Pres. Obama's
choice to replace the US Attorney General
position in Sheveport, La.?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViYclyAkkDg
sponcered by monsanto.
"To understand life, you have to fuck death in the gall bladder."
From Frankenstein rated X. I kid you not. It is from the 80's. I have no link. You'll have to trust me on this.
Ultimate classic Arny cheese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypj3_1PKTkM
Goodnight, Frau Blücher
" it's surprising what you can do with a cheap piece of meat"
Paul Bartel from Eating Raoul.
'Talk to the hand'
My take on the Toyota Sales Suspension. it's a disguise to to keep inventory low:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100126/ap_on_bi_...
"Not history.......ETERNITY!!!"
BTW, I'm glad to see "The Happening" well represented in the list. There's a whole lotta bad acting in that movie.
Look no further than "love means never having to say you're sorry", from Love Story as the root cause.
Hearing it once is enough, enough to make one contemplate voilence, but they used it twice.....ugh!
'Talk to the hand'
.
That whole movie blew. Ali McGraw was dreadful, it was schmultzy, right "Preppy"?
I was in grade 5 (?) and our teacher had us write out, "Love is..._______", things as an assignment. Made me puke.
far left loon >.<
OK, so, for starters, I've never seen a Stallone movie, A Chuck Norris film, or a Steven Seagull movie. I just have never wanted to punish myself that way. I've seen maybe 1/3 of the other movies in that clip, and maybe 2 Ahhhhnold movies, one being the original Terminator. I have seen my share of really bad movies though.
What I sometimes wonder is are all those movies made for the theatre or are some straight to video. I wouldn't pay for 90% of them. (Again, been abroad soooo long; outta touch, and it seems not missing much either.)
far left loon >.<
The only decent Stallone movie was the first Rambo. He at least pointed to the PTSD that Vietnam veterans were experiencing. After that, the sequels were pure crap.
Chuck Norris, besides being a total looney tune asshole on screen and off, was so nausea producing ugly I would not waste a dime to see his films. I loved when Bruce Lee kicked his sorry ass all over the screen.
At least Harrison Ford did his action films and still pulled off grace and charm. Why Sam Elliot never got the recognition that Norris did I'll never know, he performances are always finely crafted.
Democratic Party progressive, Vietnam veteran and proud Union member for 41 years
You've never seen Rocky ?
That was an awsome film.
What makes it a classic for me was that he LOST the fight.
Yo Adrian
Nope. Stallone. Gag.
Besides I find boxing too violent, and I don't like films about sports, not even comedies-- b-o-ring.
far left loon >.<
Some of these lines were quite funny. I very much appreciated the inclusion of Pullman's speech from Independence Day, and Melody Anderson's famous line from Flash!
I'd like to nominate a line for Worst Line to EVER End A Movie On: "No more pull-ups"
is the only movie I nearly walked out of cuz I thought it was so stupid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FmyK-ips2g
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Blair forced to face the music for his war crimes? Will Bush follow? Cal States want students to graduate that badly, they might force 'em to keep classes and majors. Barry was involved in the killing one of our citizens in Yemen, even though he wasn't a terrorist. Yeah, Congress, what's the rush? The millions of Americans without health care can wait. Ahnie gouged the LAUSD out of another $200 million, putting them at $600 million in the red.
9 mins 15 seconds...... say whoooooaaaa!!!
... is looking at the possibility of 10 years in prison and up to a $250,000 fine.
The Obama Justice Department has more respect for the rule of law than the Bush Justice Department did.
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
... though the silence on the issue of war crimes committed by Bush, Cheney, Yoo, Addington, et al is pretty disheartening.
many of these are good and funny.
Some stuff you can't make up!
You goddamn filthy apes!
(have to do it with the Heston voice)
Is this really going to work?
Is Batman a transvestite? Who knows?
(S.O.B.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfHQuNd4aY8
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
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Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Half of these quotes--well, many of them, anyhow--are actually fantastic, memorable, and touching. It doesn't seem fair to me to put a quote from American Beauty alongside Schwarzenegger from Batman and Robin.
Ahh movies are -good times-good times....
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
Blues Brothers
Take a look at yourself here in a worn-out Mardi Gras outfit, rented for 50 cents from some rag-picker. And with a crazy crown on. Now what kind of a queen do you think you are? Do you know that I've been on to you from the start, and not once did you pull the wool over this boy's eyes?
You come in here and you sprinkle the place with powder and you spray perfume and you stick a paper lantern over the light bulb - and, lo and behold, the place has turned to Egypt and you are the Queen of the Nile, sitting on your throne, swilling down my liquor. And do you know what I say? Ha ha! Do you hear me? Ha ha ha!
Street Car Named Desire-classic
"Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?"
The Matrix--
Jack Burton: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Big Trouble in Little China
You don't know how lucky you are being a monkey. Because consciousness is a terrible curse. I think. I feel. I suffer. And all I ask in return is the opportunity to do my work. And they won't allow it... because I raise issues.
John Malkovich
“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. “
Barfly
"When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome. Then, of course, you spoke."
As Good As It Gets
"Funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?"
Good Fellas-hee
Giosué Orefice: I didn't like the train.
Guido: Me, neither. We'll take the bus back, okay?
Guido: [to the Nazis] Did you hear that? We're taking the bus back!
Life Is Beautiful....
Mr. Striker, the passengers are getting worse. You must land soon.
Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley.
Airplane -
LuLu
(I'll admit I saw it...but it was on a date)
"Swing heil...swing heil! [sob, sob, sob]"
Spaceship Captain: "What time is it on planet earth?"
Underling: "12 noon."
"In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us."
- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Hi-larious!
Let's add "Win one for the Gipper" to the list, it seems to be the Republican's motto.
No suprise at the number of Schwarzenegger cheesy lines. Actually, I think he saved most of his better ones until after he became The Governator.
Democratic Party progressive, Vietnam veteran and proud Union member for 41 years
I don't give a damn!
If you are referring to Clark Gable in GWTW, it was actually "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
"Respect for the rights of others is peace." --Benito Juarez
"I don't drive any faster than I can see. Besides, it's all in the reflexes."
How many great lines are there in this movie...
My personal favorite part is when him and Wang walk into the crime den for the first time and Jack has a tabletop, spin-dial telephone in his hand that he's waving like a badge while saying, "Don't get up fellas, we're with the phone company." Absolutely classic. When are Carpenter and Kurt going to team up again. I miss Kurt's way-too-overconfident idiot character. Even know Captain Ron doesn't hold up that well anymore, I really loved that movie when I was a kid.
He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature, and because of it, the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can't be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. When men seek such perfection they find only death, fire, loss, disillusionment and the end of everything that's gone forward. Men have always sought an end to our misery but it can't be given, it has to be achieved. There is hope, but it has to come from inside, from Man himself. - Peter Graves, "It Conquered the World."
Those were the cheesiest lines in well-known movies. If you watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 re-runs, you hear a lot worse.
Daniel Day Lewis all sexy and wet in a cave in Last of the Mohicans, avowing:
"Just stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you, no matter how long it takes, no matter how far! I will find you!"
Cheese moment extraordinare, perfectly complimented by the use of the Clannad song "I Will Find You" later in the soundtrack. Sublime cheese.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j3U9nedzXQ&fe...
8:34,ceo
Howard Zinn died today of a heart attack.
RIP...much respect.
"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui
My favorite is only funny because of who said it and in the movie he said it in. John Wayne was tapped by George Stevens to appear in the epic Booblical sword and sandal job, The Greatest Story Ever Told, in which Wayne, as a centurian, has a Pauline moment, looking up at the dead Jebus on the Crux and saying: "For truly he was the son of God." Now, it's one thing for Wayne to say, e.g. "That'll be the day, pilgrim" and something else to say, "For truly he was the son of God." At that very moment as I sat in the movie theater I decided then and there to become an atheist.
"Respect for the rights of others is peace." --Benito Juarez
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