Wanker Of The Day: George Will

What modern fashion stylist George Will thinks is appropriate daywear for men and women. Hey you youngsters, get out of my Gap store! On any American street, or in any airport or mall, you see the same sad tableau: A 10-year-old boy is walking

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Hey you youngsters, get out of my Gap store!

On any American street, or in any airport or mall, you see the same sad tableau: A 10-year-old boy is walking with his father, whose development was evidently arrested when he was that age, judging by his clothes. Father and son are dressed identically -- running shoes, T-shirts. And jeans, always jeans. If mother is there, she, too, is draped in denim.

Writer Daniel Akst has noticed and has had a constructive conniption. He should be given the Presidential Medal of Freedom. He has earned it by identifying an obnoxious misuse of freedom. Writing in the Wall Street Journal, he has denounced denim, summoning Americans to soul-searching and repentance about the plague of that ubiquitous fabric, which is symptomatic of deep disorders in the national psyche.

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That's right...Levi Strauss is orchestrating the death of the American Empire. Horrors! How dare Americans look like the working class? We can't all have Will's upper crust, weekend-in-the-Hamptons look, but honestly, is it too much to ask that we try to class up the joint?

This is not complicated. For men, sartorial good taste can be reduced to one rule: If Fred Astaire would not have worn it, don't wear it. For women, substitute Grace Kelly.

Edmund Burke -- what he would have thought of the denimization of America can be inferred from his lament that the French Revolution assaulted "the decent drapery of life"; it is a straight line from the fall of the Bastille to the rise of denim -- said: "To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely." Ours would be much more so if supposed grown-ups would heed St. Paul's first letter to the Corinthians, and St. Barack's inaugural sermon to the Americans, by putting away childish things, starting with denim.

Oh good gravy. Someone put Will out to pasture and put us out of our misery already.

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