Colbert to Republicans: You have found your leader in Rush Limbaugh
By SilentPatriot Wednesday Feb 04, 2009 9:00am
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Stephen Colbert killed during last's night Word segment, fingering Rush Limbaugh as the out-of-touch loser he really is, and ripping the even more out-of-touch sycophants (read: Republicans) who grovel before him and beg for his approval.
Rep Mike Pence: Rush Limbaugh, who I admire, and like millions of Americans, I cherish his voice in the public debate.
Colbert: I cherish Rush's voice too. That's why he's my ringtone.
Limbaugh: Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.
Colbert: So true. It's kind of like what talk radio does for unattractive men.
Bullet point: And whatever Glenn Beck is.
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Once again Colbert does what nobody in the MSM can do . . and does it with style!
he can call Rush(ithead)a pig without sounding nasty ...
clever writing
I loved it.
Steven has a way of placing the truth that many can see it and not be so pissed off :)
Joe the Plummer has been chosen by the GOP as the Economic Advisor now and Rush/Steele will have to move on. Yes this is the Party for the American People and Joe will clear up all these problems. First Joe will have to pay the lead on his house and his back alimoney to his wives then it's on to the US Treasury. We saw Hank Paulson look and act like a fool because he didn't know anythng about Economics and now Repubicans choose Joe the Plummer. Where's Sarah when you need her wisdom and advice she so smart. We are the Joke of the world. Joe the unlicensed Plummer has taken the lead as he speaks for not only the Republican Party but for all Americans. This is how low we're dropped as a country.
...and the talking heads wonder why everyone is watching Colbert and Stewart.
The MSM doesn't allow this kind of commentary but instead embraces the vitriol of the Ann Coulters of the world who deal in bona fide fictions and are taken seriously on a daily basis. It's a crazy crazy crazy sad news world where we are lied to by half wits on legit news shows, and truth can only be found on comedy mock ups.
what we need is some sort of grover norquistian "pledge" for our elected (mis)leaders.
instead of it being about taxes though, it should be about congressional willingness to submit before the alter of his rushness, the honorable and wise, rush francis limbaugh.
from pence, to gingrey: congress-critters are lining up to suckle rush's man tits. let's get that man-nipple suckle in signature-form.
sign on the dotted line, pledge to follow the lead of the rush limbaugh.
i am actually serious.
Really? *rotflmao*
really well done.
...isn't gonna like this, Yogi.
That so was satisfying to watch I wanted a cigarette afterwards and I don't smoke. :) Actually let the repubs follow Rush off the political cliff, I'll stand on the ledge clapping and cheering.
I saw this last night and was really hoping someone would put it up. That was excellent! Colbert Rules!
Thanks, SilentPatriot!
Why do I picture two just landed Martians, with one turning to the other and saying, "He's kidding...right?"
the Medal of Freedom.
If only for his speech at Bush's Whitehouse.
"...and whatever Glen Beck is."
Seriously, what is he exactly??
7:00 (CST) Olberman
8:00 Maddow
9:00 surf the Intertubes for an hour
10:00 Daily Show
10:30 Colbert Report - Colbert is the best. His National Press Club speech is still on my hard drive!
Than it's Leno, Letterman, or an old movie.
For a "head" shot photo, please visit: www.bustrush.blogspot.com
So, approximately half of America is kneeling at the porcelain rim of a talking toilet, staws in mouths, thirsty for the next sip of sewage gathered by this oxycontin-addled, morbidly obese, visually repugnant, Viagra-sotted, morally bankrupt, thrice-divorced, self-loathing, malodorous and befouled plumbing fixture.
Bon appetit!
hees mothere was a hamster and hees fathere smelt of elderberries!!
I thought Colbert would have a rough time without Bush to make fun of anymore, but he has been smokin' lately. How would we have gotten through the last few years without him and Daly?
......both Colbert & Stewart are great.....love to be in a writing session with they and their team....it must be funny as shit.....but still, why can't we get enough people who think and speak in this manner into office....unless we revolt...it is the only way to get control back.....
Regards,
OGuillory
Colbert's IQ must be completely off the chart.
I have never seen someone whose humor is this cutting.
Limbaugh is the death of the Republican Party. The crazies have officially taken over.
Please tell me I didn't read the words "...fingering Rush Limbaugh..." I just threw up. Damn it to hell!
I was on the floor. He hit the nail right on the head. Rush is true comedy and should be treated only as such.
600 of them, that blast limbaugh and then hannity all over their communities by boycotting and picketing the stations themselves. often they're followed by local talkers that read GOP and chamber of commerce talking points.
one local blowhard can undo the work of thousands of citizens volunteering a few hours and dollars here and there. at the moment they're tag teaming obama to kill the stimulus and putting huge pressure on the few GOP moderates there are, as well as the blue dog (limbaugh) democrats. all of them are riding the talk radio bandwagon of coordinated uncontested repetition that it is critical for enabling the absurdity and hypocrisy of their talking points.
I think Colbert is livid and he barely controlled his rage!
"So Republicans, FOLLOW LIMBAUGH! All Rush wants is for the Republican Party to return to core principles. And the core principle that Rush follows is "follow Rush (off a cliff!)!" Just do, just do what he says and you'll get the only vote that matters - his. Which is good, because IF you do what he says, eventually, his will be the only vote that you get. And that's THE WORD."
you ROCK MY WORLD.
Wow! SC slayed the room on that one.
was about Gingrey's moustache. I spit Dr Pepper when the board said "Left it up Rush's ass"
This was a Colbert masterpiece - and he's had some excellent "Word" segments in the past...
;o)
Not much more I can say really. I am a White male with no kids but well under 50 and I do not support Rush:)
COLBERT RULES:)
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