by The Poorman: <Vitale>It’s that time of year again, baby! The vast field of wingnuts has been whittled down to just sixty-four competito
March 18, 2005

by The Poorman:

<Vitale>It’s that time of year again, baby! The vast field of wingnuts has been whittled down to just sixty-four competitors, four groups of sixteen, all vying for the top prize - the right to say that they are the wankiest, pantloadiest douchebag in all of wingnuttery! You can throw out the regular season, all you facts and figures and polling numbers, because it all comes down to this - who can bring home six W’s against the toughest competition there is! Round 1 time, who’s gonna be the upset victims, who’s the underdogs, and who’s gonna be the Cinderella? It’s all about who can get the most support from the fans! It’s awesome baby!</Vitale>

1st Round
(1) Peggy Noonan
(16) Kaye Grogan
(8) James Taranto
(9) Joe Scarborough
(5) David Horowitz
(12) John Derbyshire
(4) Mark Steyn
(13) Neil Boortz
1st Round
(6) James Glassman
(11) Brit Hume
(3) Ann Coulter
(14) Hugh Hewitt
(7) Victor Davis Hanson
(10) Rich Lowry
(2) Rush Limbaugh
(15) Kim de Toit
1st Round
(1) David Brooks
(16) Glenn Reynolds
(8) William Safire
(9) Oliver North
(5) Max Boot
(12) Bill Bennett
(4) Bob Barr
(13) Jerry Falwell
1st Round
(6) Bill O’Reilly
(11) Neil Cavuto
(3) Krauthammer
(14) Matt Drudge
(7) Lucianne Goldberg
(10) Roger Ailes
(2) Sean Hannity
(15) Andrew Sullivan
1st Round
(1) Pat Robertson
(16) Tony Blankley
(8) Nick Schultz
(9) Robert Novak
(5) Dennis Prager
(12) Dennis Miller
(4) Ben Shapiro
(13) Cal Thomas
1st Round
(6) John O’Neill
(11) Powerline
(3) Phyllis Schlafly
(14) George Will
(7) Jeff Gannon
(10) Mort Kondracke
(2) Pat Buchanan
(15) Roger L. Simon
1st Round
(1) William Kristol
(16) Armstrong Williams
(8) Michael Ledeen
(9) Michael Savage
(5) Tony Snow
(12) Gollum Luskin
(4) Howie Kurtz
(13) Larry Kudlow
1st Round
(6) Jerome Corsi
(11) Charles Johnson
(3) Brent Bozell
(14) Michelle Malkin
(7) Vox Day
(10) Hitchens
(2) Jonah Goldberg
(15) Marian Coombs

I think we can have some serious debate about the seeding in each of the brackets, but all are worthy participants in the March classic.

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