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It's Funny Because It's (almost) True

This Onion piece, by way of Michael Froomkin, is unfortunately hilarious. In a decisive 1–0 decision Monday, President Bush voted to grant the

This Onion piece, by way of Michael Froomkin, is unfortunately hilarious.

In a decisive 1–0 decision Monday, President Bush voted to grant the president the constitutional power to grant himself additional powers.

"As president, I strongly believe that my first duty as president is to support and serve the president," Bush said during a televised address from the East Room of the White House shortly after signing his executive order. "I promise the American people that I will not abuse this new power, unless it becomes necessary to grant myself the power to do so at a later time."

The Presidential Empowerment Act, which the president hand-drafted on his own Oval Office stationery and promptly signed into law, provides Bush with full authority to permit himself to authorize increased jurisdiction over the three branches of the federal government, provided that the president considers it in his best interest to do so.

"In a time of war, the president must have the power he needs to make the tough decisions, including, if need be, the decision to grant himself even more power," Bush said. "To do otherwise would be playing into the hands of our enemies."

Considering Bush's penchant for signing statements, which highlight which the Bush has decided not to follow, this doesn't seem nearly as far-fetched as it should.

--Guest Post by Steve Benen, The Carpetbagger Report

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