Bill O'Reilly Wants To Protect Americans From President John Edwards!

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Bill O'Reilly wants you to know that partisan politics bore him, but nevertheless, he is compelled to warn you about the very scary possibility of President John Edwards, who will *gasp* respect the Constitution, *aiyeee!* protect your civil rights and *horror of horrors!* honor the concept of habeas corpus, the very bedrock of civil liberties since the Magna Carta. {{shudder}}

Can you count how many times Billo contradicts himself in this segment?


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