TS here. Vayamos, los amigos!

Y is for yawn –wingnut scandal beckons!

Z is for zzzzzzz, Drudge lasts only seconds.

1 is for 1 kick-ass, bitchin’ screed.

2 is for touché!, Dick Miniter can’t read.

3 is for three Youtubes, that quiz is darn tough.

4 is for forsooth, Mitt, please avoid off-the-cuff.

You can get me at instaputzen [at] gmail [dot com].