May 18, 2014

It's another Sunday which means it's another bobblehead day. Yippee. Well lookie here, Fox News Sunday and Chris Wallace are spending a day with the Cheney's; that torture loving husband and wife team. Those two are a ball of fun and I believe will be sharing some of her very special recipes with us today.

On CBS there's a Chris Christie sighting and I bet you're wondering if Bob Schieffer will ask a few tough questions about his million dollar white wash of his Bridgeate scandal? Reince Priebus will probably tell us how the mean liberal media made him change the GOP's presidential primary process. It's Rachel Maddow's fault that his crazy candidates make themselves into a laughing stock at every televised debate.

Here's the rest of what's on the Sunday Shows....

“Meet the Press” on NBC--• Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-Mo.)
• Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus• Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-Ill.)• Journalist Glenn Greenwald• Former Sen. Blanche Lincoln (D-Ark.)

“Face the Nation” on CBS• White House chief of staff Denis McDonoughAmerican Legion National Commander Dan Dellinger• New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R)• Former Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner• Former New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg

“This Week” on ABC• Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.)• Former Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm (D)

“Fox News Sunday” on Fox• Former Vice President Dick CheneyLynne Cheney

“State of the Union” on CNN• Massachusetts Gov. Duval Patrick (D)• Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.), chairwoman, Senate Intelligence Committee

“Political Capital” on Bloomberg TV• Former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Thomas Pickering

“Newsmakers” on C-SPAN• Federal Housing Finance Agency Director Mel Watt

“Al Punto” on Univision• CIA Director John Brennan• Journalist Barbara Walters

“Enfoque” on Telemundo• Rep. Bob Goodlatte (R-Va.), chairman, House Judiciary Committee

I imagine you know why I picked this Frank Zappa song, but if you've never heard it, here's the lyrics which will explain a lot.

"I'm The Slime"

[backing vocals Tina Turner & The Ikettes]

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks . . .
Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

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